Don't Pick Up Boyfriends From the Trash Bin

Going back to reality.

Based on the known information, Chi Xiaochi made a simple summary.

Duan Shujue was not in charge of the resurrection. He is a gentleman after all. He probably never thought that there would be such a rich biodiversity in this world.Even before his death, his confusion and incomprehension far outweighed his hatred, so he failed to meet the lower limit standard of entropy set by the system.

Five years after his death, Ye Jiming avenged him and died on a cliff with strong hatred. His soul was captured by another main god who belonged to the same system as the main god, but Ye Jiming did not want to resurrect him alone, so he used fish scales in his hand to kill him. Sending the soul, wanting to bring Duan Shujue back to life.

According to Ye Jiming's request, another main god drew up a report and submitted it to the supervisory agency.

This list went through several twists and turns, and finally fell into the hands of the more professional and more professional Slag Gong Recovery System.

The double rebirth, the situation is special after all, the Lord God negotiated with the monitoring system for a long time, and finally decided that the memory of Ye Jiming and Duan Shujue can be preserved while rewinding the world line, but the task limit must be increased, that is, To obtain 200 regret points from Yan Jinhua, the host can leave the world.

This double-inflated, glorious and fucking task fell on Chi Xiaochi's shoulders without any accident.

Chi Xiaochi himself didn't believe that it wasn't an official decision.

As for Chi Xiaochi, after observing the entire memory of Duan Shujue, after thinking about it, he felt that it was difficult to describe the behavior of the target of this attack in words, so he could only give Yan Jinhua 5 consecutive "You are so coquettish. gif" The emoji package to show respect.

Chi Xiaochi cut directly to the topic: "The book-transmitting system equipped by Yan Jinhua is your colleague?"

061 replied: "Our entire system is responsible for more than 70 major projects, and the Zhagong recycling system is only one of them. There is a book-translating business, but the main business of the undertaking is to avenge people's wrongs, not to continue writing. In the end, it’s not about luck.”

Chi Xiaochi: "Is that the 'revenge system' that received Ye Jiming?"

061: "Yes, that one is specifically for the field of wearing books."

"Yan Jinhua's book-transmitting system, is there a problem?"

"I tried it just now. But..." 061 shook his head helplessly, "I can't detect its existence."

Chi Xiaochi raised his eyebrows slightly.

"It should be like me. It has a strict defense mechanism. I can only catch and observe it when it sends out a warning signal and is at a relatively short distance." 061 said, "The disadvantage is that it is like me, and it may be very difficult. Eliminate at source; the good thing is that if I hide well, it can't detect me either."

Chi Xiaochi nodded, holding the pebbles at the bottom of the spring in his hand, knocking and knocking, secretly calculating the bargaining chips he and Yan Jinhua currently have.

Obviously, the Yan Jinhua man is just like his name, he is a big pig's hoof, his shame is 0, and his skin thickness is 1000. If he wants to break through, he will probably need to use a pile driver. If he expects him to regret his actions, it is better to study and learn which pile driver is better. .

If you want to make him regret it, there is a high probability that you won't be able to follow the normal path.

While Chi Xiaochi was fiddling with pebbles, he was obediently doing Duan Shujue's daily waterfall practice.

Now, there is one more problem for them.

Rebirth for revenge was not Duan Shujue's idea after all, and Chi Xiaochi didn't know what Duan Shujue had in mind.

After all, there really are buns in this world who are willing to be eaten by dogs.

Chi Xiaochi put down a pebble and asked, "What's on your mind?"

"You are a good man of ten generations, 81 troubles; he killed people and set fire, and became a Buddha immediately. Is there such a cheap thing in the world?"

"It doesn't matter if you die again, just treat it as a good deed. If you can't save yourself, you can still save Jinhua and let him have a good time. But what about 'him'. You have read the story of 'him' , I also know what 'he' will look like without restraint. 'He' is acting against the sky this time, if it doesn't work, what will 'he' look like by then, have you thought about it?"

"At that time, it's not Yan Jinhua who will accept 'him', I'm afraid it will be Heaven who will accept 'him'."

Chi Xiaochi said everything he needed to say, and gave Duan Shujue a chance to choose.

Now let's see how to choose Duan Shujue.

And soon, Duan Shujue gave his answer.

He lowered his head, and on top of all kinds of pebbles of different colors at the bottom of the water, the snow-white pebbles spelled out a line of words on the top.

Just now, Chi Xiaochi didn't intentionally control his hands, but returned the dominance of his body to Duan Shujue in his body.

Duan Shujue's spiritual power is outstanding, and he was not regarded as the charger of the sword in the stone by Yan Jinhua. He is a well-deserved astonishing talent. Although he can't completely compare with Ji Zuoshan's superior spiritual talent, he can't talk to him, but he can control the freedom of the body The degree is enough.

"Even if the sky wants him to die..." Duan Shujue in his body expressed his heart with stones, "I want him to live."

Chi Xiaochi smiled slightly: "Understood."

Duan Shujue fiddled with the cobblestone again, and greeted gently: "Trouble."

His broken soul still remembers the five years he spent with Ye Jiming.

As expected of a self-confessed gentleman, even the promise was very tactful.

Counting the time, Duan Shujue had almost finished his practice homework in the morning, so Chi Xiaochi stood up and wrung out his wet black hair.

The icy water has completely soaked the clothes, and the thin white clothes are close to the skin, and water drips down the hem of the clothes and flows into the spring. Fortunately, the merman has a special constitution, having grown up in the deep sea for many years, he is not afraid of the cold , After bathing in ice water, there is a hot current surging between the meridians in the body.

He touched his lower abdomen.

When the dantian gathers and flows, there is a clear sense of warmth. This kind of experience of suddenly upgrading to a fairy is really novel.

Chi Xiaochi struck up a conversation with 061 in his body: "Teacher Six, Teacher Six."

At this moment, 061's mind is full of what Chi Xiaochi said when he persuaded Duan Shujue just now.

"You know what Ye Jiming will look like without restraint."

... Chi Xiaochi is not like this.

He is unwilling to accept it now, and he is more or less afraid that his changes will not be accepted by Lou Ying back then.

If I really ignored him, wouldn't I push him out again?

Thinking of this, his heart softened a little: "Huh?"

Chi Xiaochi: "Guess what I'm thinking now?"

061 wanted to pat his head: "What?"

The old god Chi Xiaochi said: "If you want to practice magic skills, you must first come from the palace."

Duan Shujue: "..."

061: "..." The little ancestor is threatening people again.

While talking nonsense with 061, Chi Xiaochi had a thought.

Before he knew what was happening, his body reacted first.

He stepped sideways, paddled with both feet, and hugged the boy in black who fell from the sky.

The boy's body was cold and soft, holding him in his arms was like lying on ice and snow.

There is a swastika-shaped black snake scale under his left eye. Under the sparkling water and sunlight, it has a strange laser texture, and the streamer changes gradually, which is really beautiful.

The boy was also covered in water, staring at Chi Xiaochi with a smile on his face.

Calculated according to the time, Ye Jiming in this life has just left the mountain not long ago, and has not yet decided on a foothold, so he simply wandered around Jingxu Peak first, thinking about where to go in the future.

He got drunk in a small bamboo forest and fell asleep on his feet. When he suddenly woke up, he was covered in cold sweat, as if he had had a long nightmare.

Ye Zhiming was in a daze for a long time, and then slowly came to his senses, touched his throat, was overjoyed, turned over, and went straight back to the mountain, even forgetting his shoes in the bamboo forest.

At this time, he is just a little snake, and he has been nourished by the spiritual energy for a long time, and the aura on his body is pure, so Jingxu Peak's mountain guarding formation can't stop him at all.

He swam all the way in from the water, fell from the top of the waterfall, and was embraced by someone. He didn't feel ashamed, and stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around the neck of the person in front of him, laughing loudly.

It's just that after the original wild laughter was weakened into a juvenile voice, the domineering was gone, but it seemed immature and cute: "Duan! You made me wait so long!"

Chi Xiaochi politely introduced himself: "Hi, my surname is Chi, you can call me Chi."

Ye Jiming: "..."

When he heard that this person was not Duan Shujue, Ye Jiming was startled and angry, and jumped out of his embrace, stepping on the water with bare feet: "Who are you?! Why haven't you been restrained by Duan Shujue?"

Even though he had been told about the content of the "treaty" before, Ye Jiming always thought that with Duan Shujue's cultivation, how could he be easily restrained by the mere "Duoshe".

...it turns out he was very, very wrong.

Ye Jiming's face turned black and then red, he was ashamed that he threw himself into an outsider's arms for nothing just now, and he was angry that this person took Duan Shujue's body. Because he failed to learn the essence of fighting cattle across the mountains, and was reluctant to damage Duan Shujue's body, he could only grit his teeth and sulk.

Chi Xiaochi felt at ease. After drying his hair, he waded to the edge of the cold spring, dried his wet clothes with spiritual power, and put them on one by one.

When he was tying the white headband to the high ponytail, Ye Jiming finally managed to twist it, stepped forward quickly, grabbed Chi Xiaochi's sleeve, and growled, "Let's go!"

Chi Xiaochi looked at him: "Where are you going?"

Ye Jiming shouted, "Shut up. I'm here to take him away, and it has nothing to do with you."

Chi Xiaochi smoothed the hairband with one hand: "I won't leave."

"Do you think his body is yours?" Ye Jiming was so impatient that he couldn't even maintain his disguised black eyes, and a pair of golden snake eyes suddenly burst into sharp light, "It belongs to me!"

Ordinary people's voices and expressions are so severe when facing this person, even if they don't feel fear in their hearts, they are probably three points in vain.

However, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old boy who proudly calls himself the Lord is more like a small beast with its teeth and claws. What's more, when Chi Xiaochi was a child, there were people in the Tongzilou who used to drink medicinal wine for health all the year round, and they often brought snakes, lizards and the like. The crawler is back.

As soon as Chi Xiaochi saw the snake's eyes, he thought of the medicine snake soaked in a glass jar with a dead face, and his mood was really serious and tense.

Chi Xiaochi said calmly: "Your, your, it's all yours. But how do you plan to let me complete the task?"

"Isn't it just to make that Yan Jinhua regret it?" Ye Jiming snorted coldly, "I tie him up every day to let blood, pry his nails, peel his skin and bones! I don't believe that you can't get what you want!"

Chi Xiaochi admits that this plan is quite constructive, and he also likes this kind of punk style without BB directly.

But he said slowly: "Are you sure, this is the path Duan Shu never wants to take?"

When Duan Shujue was mentioned, Ye Jiming became quite calm.

Although he is impulsive, he is not really a reckless man, especially for the best things in the book, he will always think a few more steps.

In the short time he spent with that revenge system, he knew he was a character in a book.

To be honest, when Ye Jiming learned about this, his first reaction was to kill the author who killed a thousand swords.

How could Xiaoyu feel sorry for him, to be played by him like this?

However, after learning what the real little fish in the book looks like, Ye Jiming lost his mind.

The left and right books have been abandoned, so what kind of life they live depends on their own abilities.

From the very beginning, Yan Jinhua came for Duan Shujue, wanting to take away the luck of the little fish he raised, and also wanted to use him to refine the shark pill that could protect the body, exorcise evil spirits, raise swords, and live forever.

Once Xiaoyu escapes, all his follow-up plans will be in vain, and he can only stay here. He will be a playboy and incompetent second senior brother for the rest of his life, and everyone will laugh at him as a waste.

How can the surname Yan give up?

Once the little fish is taken away by him, he only needs to use his so-called "system" to steal the treasure from Jingxu Peak, and then pour the sewage of the lost things on the little fish and himself. But wouldn't Xiaoyu's reputation in this life be ruined?

What's more, the current Ye Jiming is not the black dragon monster who deliberately shows weakness in order to gain respite, and cultivates against the sky. Strength, I'm afraid it's not as good as the current Xiaoyu.

Does he want Xiaoyu to protect him?

The more Ye Jiming thought about it, the more impatient he became, and he didn't want Xiaoyu to stay with the old bastard surnamed Yan, and hated himself for being incompetent, his pale face turned pink with anger, and he really wished he could kill Yan Jinhua immediately, and it would be over once and for all.

Just at this moment, a familiar footstep came from outside the forest.

Ye Jiming had just found an outlet for his anger, and was about to go up and bite the man to death, when Chi Xiaochi saw his intention, and pointed his finger neatly at the right side of his abdomen.

Ye Jiming's eyes widened suddenly, and before he could utter a single swear word, he clutched his belly and went limp.

... How dare a bastard touch him seven inches! !

Ye Jiming was frustrated for seven inches, his body was as limp as mud, so under the guidance of Chi Xiaochi's eyes, he reluctantly turned into a little black snake and slid into his cuff.

Ye Jiming was greatly wronged now, and was so angry that he bit his teeth on Duan Shujue's cuff, and tore it forcefully, the cuff immediately made a cracking sound, and a big hole was torn out.

He looked at the damage he had done with satisfaction, calmed down a little, swam his tail to the depths of his cuffs, wrapped around Duan Shujue's waist through his coat, and circled around.

There was still faint numbness at the seven-inch area, Ye Jiming was so angry that he had no choice but to turn around and curse.

And 061 quietly whispered to Chi Xiaochi: "Did you...didn't move just now?"

Chi Xiaochi combed Duan Shujue's long hair with a wooden comb: "It was indeed not me just now."

After all, he tilted his head slightly and smiled into the water, completely overlapping the image of the cold and beautiful Duan Shujue in everyone's minds.

When Yan Jinhua came back, he found that his young shark was sitting on the bank with his back facing him, brushing his hair by the water, and he felt rather proud.

Thinking that this is a once all-powerful protagonist who is now waiting for him to come home like his pet dog, how cool is it?

Yan Jinhua was in a good mood looking for the little dragon he raised, but he was nowhere to be seen.

He just thought it was the little black snake being mischievous, so he didn't look for it carefully, and washed his hands before returning to Yuguangtan.

Duan Shujue saw him, and nodded to him gently and humbly: "Brother Yan."

Yan Jinhua shook his hand, and deliberately sprinkled water on Duan Shujue's face: "Where is the little black snake?"

Ye Jiming circled around Duan Shujue's waist, stuck out his tongue angrily: Your uncle is here.

Chi Xiaochi wiped his face lightly, and said to 061 in his heart: "It's a pity, you can't swear."

061, who has always been a gentleman, actually began to panic for Chi Xiaochi sincerely.

Fortunately, the etiquette on his face was well maintained, and his answer was also extremely courteous and courteous: "Probably he's leaving."

"……gone?!"

Even gentle words could not erase Yan Jinhua's shock when he heard the news. He jumped up from the edge of the spring: "What? When did you leave? Why did you leave?"

"He has a wild temper." Chi Xiaochi looked at him gently, "Brother Yan, everyone has his own ambition, don't force it."

Yan Jinhua was dumbfounded.

After he rescued the little black snake back to the mountain, he thought that he would become a dragon in the future, so he didn't dare to neglect, gave up his money, and specially gave the little black snake the fruit from the spiritual spring of space to eat, who would have thought that the little black snake would not know Whether he is ignorant or too knowledgeable, he eats three or four of them as soon as he eats them, and even takes them with him. He can take seven of them in one go and share them with the little sharks.

You must know that even if it is watered with a spiritual spring, this precious tree can only produce seven or eight fruits in half a year. Yan Jinhua can't bear the pain of cultivation, so he takes advantage of this fruit to nourish his spiritual marrow. It's not polite at all to take his fruit and leave.

Apart from heartache, Yan Jinhua could only comfort himself:

One is the elixir to be refined in the future, and the other is my future younger brother. The stronger they are, the more benefits I can get. This can be regarded as a long-term investment and a long-term investment.

Who would have thought that this little black snake patted his ass and left as soon as he said it, without even a word of thanks?

Yan Jinhua really felt sorry for those wasted fruits, and didn't dare to collapse in front of Duan Shujue at this time, so he could only mutter: "This is too heartless."

As soon as the voice fell, 061's ears moved.

At close range, he faintly heard a strange mechanical sound.

"Hey, please pay attention to the host, please pay attention to the host! There is an abnormality in the value of your favorability in the original master paragraph! The amount has returned to zero, and a re-examination is being applied for, please don't panic—"