[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

Xiaohai and Dabao are Yihua's work partners and good friends. Zhang Yunlei knew about this when he knew Yihua, but what he didn't expect was that the friendship between friends could be so good.Maybe it was because he was hurt by a friend because of the pangolin before, so it was hard for him to trust others, and he was wary of everyone except Yang Jiulang.

Talking about the relationship between Xiaohai and Dabao, Mr. Zhang Yunlei said: Huh~ Tired!Disgusting~ This steel straight man, although he always behaves coquettishly and coquettishly with Yang Jiulang on the stage, but in private, he and Jiulang are good friends, there is nothing impure.As for homosexuality, I can't accept it but I respect other people's choices. Teacher Zhang's only worry is that these two people will bring Yihua down.

It's not easy to talk about these two people. Xiao Hai has a delicate and fragile personality, and he is willing to dig into the horns when something happens, while Da Bao is the complete opposite. He is honest and truthful every day.According to Yihua, the two work together very well, and it turns out that they work well together in life.Two people get along well, work together, and take care of each other in life. If they are both straight men of steel, they will become good friends like Jiulang and Zhang Yunlei. Brothers can easily become good friends.Sometimes it's hard to bend and be bent, but sometimes it's easy.One of Xiaohai's friends is gay. When the friends get together, the two of them look at Renji with their eyes. In addition, Xiaohai and Dabao are vaguely ambiguous in their interaction. The brainwashing of Xiao Hai, Amway's rotten drama show of love along the way, made Xiao Hai's unsteady straight man's heart become shaky, until finally he was completely bent.

And if one person bends, then when two people get along, there will be more mental activities.Xiaohai's subtle seduction, gentle teasing, and unclear hints made Dabao extremely embarrassed. He felt that something was wrong, but there was no real hammer, and the rough-edged gentlemen were bit by bit. Infiltrated a little bit, slowly brainwashed, and when I found out, the matter had reached an irreversible situation.

Therefore, when people are under high pressure and strongly deny themselves, the most likely thing to happen is to make mistakes.Dabao was in a bad mood and got drunk at the bar. He hooked up with the girl who accompanied him and had a one-night stand. He forgot to work and made a big mistake.Afterwards, Dabao was entangled by the girl, and said that he had taken over his innocence and that he liked him and loved him.In fact, this kind of old fritters is just seeing a fool who is easy to bully and deceive.Dabao had an accident at work, he would have to admit his mistake, and all his money would be lost in the lawsuit, and this honest man who was finally bullied by the hostess, how could he do without money?So the girl who accompanied the wine cried, made trouble, and hanged herself three times, forcing Dabao to put Xiao Hai into a pit, and then took the initiative to appear in Dabao's company, showing her affection in a high-profile way.

Dabao was a little helpless after all this, but Dabao, who was eager to prove that he was a straight man of steel, also acquiesced in her behavior.It wasn't until Dabao got into a car accident that he really knew who his true love was.

The car accident happened at night, Dabao and the hostess went out to eat, and when they met the hostess's former friends, either because of jealousy or because of showing off, they drank too much in the middle of changing glasses.Originally, I wanted to call a replacement driver, but under the instigation of my friend, the girl who accompanied the drink pushed the dazed Dabao into the car. People who are drunk see things as false, and there is a noisy woman next to them. The car accident It is inevitable, but it has to be said that Dabao is really a man, and he still threw the hostess under him before the car overturned, causing him serious injuries all over his body, while the hostess only had a slight concussion and arm injury. scratches.When Dabao was hospitalized for an operation, the wine girl disappeared after contacting Xiaohai, leaving Dabao unconscious in the intensive care unit with no one to take care of her.

Under such circumstances, Xiaohai dragged Yihua straight to Changsha, a friend in adversity indeed.Before Dabao died, his mind was the same as in the movies. He had his own parents and many people, but the most popular one was Xiao Hai, the "brother" who used to live with him day and night and cared for each other. Drinking to your heart's content, the only thing missing is probably a good night together.Today, what can be wronged or hidden?Love is love, it doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman.

So, one was unrequited, one was enlightened, the revolutionary friendship turned into a journey of love, and Mr. Zhang Yunlei was properly slapped in the face, why did he feel jealous!Wife abuse is fun for a while, chasing his wife to the crematorium, sending him to the door from thousands of miles away, cede the land, pay compensation and apologize, and finally chase his kind and lovely daughter-in-law back, but the matter is not over, it makes Zhang Yunlei even more irritable!

Gender man is gender man, girlfriend is real girlfriend, can you turn your face?cannot!Can I do it?cannot!So what's the situation with my daughter-in-law always following an old man, sometimes two people can hold hands when they are having fun... Teacher Zhang hates it, and can only eat dry jealousy, sometimes when he is angry, he grabs himself The daughter-in-law tidied up on the bed, but she was reluctant to use too much force.Later, my sister gave an order to throw this fly to my daughter-in-law to Nanjing, and Teacher Zhang felt much more at ease!But it didn't take long for him to feel uncomfortable again...

The so-called rotten eyes look at people, Teacher Zhang found out that Xiao Hai didn't learn well, what did he give his daughter-in-law Amway?Why did my good daughter-in-law start going home to watch Thai TV dramas?Hugging myself and kissing my husband but not kissing, watching the two gentlemen on this tablet kissing and screaming?What's the situation? !The most frightening thing is that my daughter-in-law started to watch the Nine Braids Sweet Collection... Teacher Zhang is going to die of depression, it's okay to be misled by fans every day, and there is another one when I go home... What's the matter with this special horse?

"Daughter-in-law, can we not look at these messy things? Look at me, straight man, steel!"

"Well, yes, it's steel..."

"Damn it, you... I didn't say steel, I said I'm a straight man of steel, and I like women!"

"Oh, you are made of steel? Wow, are you the prototype of Zhuge Steel?"

"Yihua! Your uncle! Dalin is still a child, can you be well?"

"Hey, don't be angry. I get along with you day and night, can I not know that you are a straight man? But you and Brother Jiulang are so sweet on stage, it's just sweets, be good."

"..." I love your grandma!Teacher Zhang is very irritable. My daughter-in-law is looking forward to a piece of green grass on her head?It was planted by another man!unacceptable!However, after a while, Teacher Zhang felt that this matter was not too much... Because Yihua was too boring when she was pregnant, she started to read Zhang Yunlei's fanfiction.

Yihua just started reading these fanfictions, and really can't stand it, do these people have brains?What is this writing?It's not the same as the real braid!How could Zhang Yunlei act coquettishly with him at any time?Also called ancestors?I really want to lose my mind, this is the person who is praised as the ancestor every day, okay ヽ(￣д￣;)ノ But after reading too much, Yihua found that it is quite interesting, it’s okay to test Zhang Yunlei with the plot of the novel, Let's see if he's really pissed off.It was half induced and half forced to let Zhang Yunlei call his ancestor, ah, it was so pleasant!

Zhang Yunlei worked hard for his daughter-in-law's pregnancy, and there are two babies in his belly. He endured humiliation again and again, and then he was molested and teased until he was really hard. It looks like it.

From this point of view, this should be the collection of Yihua’s being green and Zhang Yunlei’s evolution history, so, Tongrenwen still has a certain role in the harmonious life of husband and wife, of course it is only useful when Yihua has a baby in her stomach... After waiting to unload the goods, as long as Zhang Yunlei finds out that Yihua is looking at these messy things, he will clean them up for a while!What's more, Zhang Yunlei followed the tune of the same humanities!Jiaoplay gave Yihua a reenactment of the original text, and Yihua was so frightened that she never dared to read the fanfiction in front of Zhang Yunlei.

Talking about this paly issue, Zhang Yunlei is still very happy, Tune! The teaching is a bit tiring, but I don’t know which fan wrote a garage play and background play, but he still wants to try it.After thinking about it for a while, the backstage is not good, and the gown is not good. It's not that I dare not, but that I will definitely be picked up by the master, but the garage play is still possible.So Mr. Zhang started his own dirty plan on a dark and stormy night, pretending that he missed his wife when he came back from other places, tricked the innocent Yihua into the underground garage to pick him up, then seduced her into the car, and closed the car door , press the car lock, level the back of the seat, and jump on it and eat it.

Yihua was quite frightened by the sudden enthusiasm, and pushed Zhang Yunlei's shoulder and called out. "Leilei, what's wrong with you? Don't make trouble, this is a garage!"

"I saw this plot in your collection of being green yesterday. I think it's my mistake that your husband didn't turn your fantasy into reality. I know that we, Yihua, are thin-skinned. We want to but dare not. Said, so on this beautiful day, let's let the car shake up!"

"Ah~Leilei, calm down! Uh~ah! Someone will come! Ah, go...go home~"

"No, the space in the car is small, my husband is inconvenient, and I have to trouble the lady to sit up and move by herself."

"You... go away, don't."

"Then...you can't, come on!"

Classmate Yihua was caught by Teacher Zhang in this way, and she sat on her waist with her legs spread apart, and tears flowed from her face.Just when she was happy, an evil person stopped and said, "I'm tired, I can't move anymore, my back hurts, my legs hurt." But his hand firmly pressed Yihua's waist, preventing her from getting up .

Yihua gritted her teeth angrily, and could only do as the devil said, shaking and twisting up and down, left, right, left, right, and finally squeezed him out, so she let herself go. Whispering in Yihua's ear, he said, "Daughter-in-law, I think you can't use it well, let's go back and continue~"

Punishment because of corruption, sex because of the same humanities, the life of two people, there is sweetness and happiness in the wild.Of course, life cannot be let down, food cannot be given up, food is a trap, tempting, there is love and food, I hope each of us can be so happy.

The author has something to say:

I hope that the second master can find such a lover who can wash his hands and make soup for him in the days to come.And I am here to express my heart and blessings in this article, and I hope that the second master will have both happiness and longevity in the future and enjoy family happiness.

Finally, I would like to thank everyone for your support and encouragement in the past few months, from the first post bar and station b, to Jinjiang later, thank you for your perseverance.Huahua's ability is limited and average, she is just an ordinary star chaser, without strong funds and strong technology, she can't do anything for Teacher Zhang, the only thing she can do is to wish him happiness and peace.

Finally, I wish you all a happy family, a happy life and a happy life every day!