[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

Recently, Zhang Yunlei has been in a bad mood, very bad, very bad, so bad that the surrounding staff flinched subconsciously when they saw him.But there is no way around this matter. Yang Jiulang knew why he was in a bad mood, so he couldn't persuade him, mainly because he couldn't persuade him.

These two days, Zhang Yunlei and Yang Jiulang went out for commercial performances, and finally they were no longer in the eighth team. This time everyone breathed a sigh of relief, which can be regarded as sending this ancestor away.But Comrade Zhang Xiaozhuan is still unhappy, because of what, because of his wife, because of the children.

When Yihua was pregnant, Zhang Yunlei was not allowed to approach because of the peculiar smell on Zhang Yunlei's body at first, but later, her stomach was like blowing air, so it was really inconvenient to approach.After finally waiting for the two babies to be born, the doctor said that it was too hard for the mother to give birth to the two babies, and her vitality was seriously damaged, so she had to cultivate well and was not allowed to have sex for half a year.

So Mr. Zhang Yunlei has been a vegetarian for almost a year, and now the two cubs are six months old and are about to be weaned. Teacher Zhang, who can finally eat meat, can't wait to hug his wife and kiss me.

However, the two cubs seemed to have antennas, as long as they were about to do something, the cubs would cry, either the older one or the younger one.I didn't want to worry about it at first, let them cry, and stop crying when they were tired, but soon the two of them would cry together, and the more they cried, the louder they were, especially this stinky boy, who usually just babbles twice when he poops , but as long as his father gets close to his mother, he will burst into tears! Whenever this time, Zhang Yunlei wants to push the two cubs back, it is really troublesome!

Then, Mr. Zhang, who was interrupted several times by the cub and had to go to take a shower, became very unhappy.Moreover, human beings are strange creatures, and the unsatisfied feeling that they can't get has been stirring in Zhang Yunlei's body.Although Yang Jiulang can see the desire and dissatisfaction from Jiajiaoer, but no matter how you try to persuade me about this matter, he can't lie down on his own. Let me explain it to my brother. It's too... It's scary to think about it.

So Zhang Yunlei, who went out for commercial performances, was still unhappy, and his words on the stage were not marginal, which made Yang Jiulang sweat all over his face, and he was so embarrassed that he died.Although the fans could see that Jiaoer was not very happy, they all thought that Jiulang had provoked him, so they were all happy to see the second master bullying Jiulang. trending.

Yihua saw this Weibo at home, and received complaints from Jiuli and Jiutian on WeChat, in fact, she also understood.However, she didn't want to interrupt whatever she could do, and she felt very uncomfortable about hanging in the air.What can I do if the child is crying? Besides, the two children have been weaned for the past two days, and they are torturing her every day. Nanjing came to Beijing to see two little grandchildren. I saw that the two dead children were exactly the same as their father when they were young. Then I looked at Yihua's black eyes. After packing up the things for the two little babies, I directly hugged Rose garden.

"Mom, is this okay? The child will cry when he goes to the rose garden."

"Don't worry, it's okay, Leilei has this problem since she was a child, just separate from her mother. Give me three days, and promise to give me whatever I want."

"Um, but sister and brother-in-law should tell me in advance, otherwise they won't be able to rest normally."

"Don't worry, it's me. I've never brought this girl before, so I don't know, but if the boy is like his father, he will basically starve all night, and then he will have to compromise on this mouth the next day."

"Eh..." What the mother-in-law said made sense...

So Yihua sent the two children to the rose garden, settled down and went home.She was exhausted these days, so she took a comfortable bath, lay on the bed and fell into a deep sleep.

Zhang Yunlei's flight was rescheduled, because Jiulang had to shoot a day earlier for a magazine, so the group had to come back half a day earlier.When calling to inform Yihua, no one answered the phone at all, Zhang Yunlei was a little anxious, but after thinking about it, the kid at home was making a lot of noise, probably Yihua was too busy to charge his phone, so he went on the phone without thinking too much airplane.

On the plane, Yang Jiulang sat next to Zhang Yunlei, sent a website to Zhang Yunlei, then touched his corner, and whispered in his ear: "Then what, I'm looking for someone, I can go online, I can't hold it anymore Do it yourself."

Zhang Yunlei was in a daze, he didn't hear what Yang Jiulang said clearly, so he nodded and fell asleep completely.When he got off the plane, got into the assistant's car, turned on his phone and clicked on WeChat, his face blushed instantly.Fortunately, I was sitting in the back seat, if people saw it, I would be ashamed! This dead Shoko! But after a while, after finding that no one was paying attention to me, I couldn't help but glanced at the screen, and saw the enchanting girl on the webpage Figure, and revealing clothes, Mr. Zhang is more shameful.He regrets watching this very much now, he can see it but can’t eat it, the yellow waste has accumulated too much, and he wants to clean it up by himself, but the location is not allowed, it’s really embarrassing!

After finally going home, I opened the door and saw that the lights were not on. I opened the bedroom door and saw that my daughter-in-law was asleep and the baby was gone. I went around the room, but there was still no baby! I’m so happy! Comrade Zhang Yunlei doesn’t have any Kung fu guess who picked up the baby, as long as he is not at home, he took off his clothes and quickly washed himself for nothing, then touched the front of the bedroom, lifted the quilt and got under the quilt, and put his hands on Yihua's soft bed In front of his chest, he buried his face in the neck of his daughter-in-law, took a deep breath, pressed his lower body forward, rubbed against his plump buttocks, and set up a small tent on his lower body.

In his sleep, Yihua felt a suffocating force wrap around him, and there was something hard and hot pressing against his back, and he woke up suddenly.When he came back to his senses, he stretched out his hand to break Zhang Yunlei's hand.

"Leilei, take it easy, I'm suffocating."

"I know, I know, I'm about to suffocate to death." After speaking, he rubbed forward again.

"No... not that one! I'm going to be out of breath, you're tightening it too much."

"Uh...then turn around and let my husband kiss you."

Yihua turned around to meet Zhang Yunlei who turned into a hungry wolf.

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Chapter 90 Extra Story: The Messy Seniority Among the Children

Teacher Guo once said that the seniority of the Deyun Club was messed up by Zhang Yunlei alone.Now that Zhang Yunlei has a baby, and the baby has recognized her master and godfather, how should the seniority be calculated now?Judging from Little Lemon and Little Eyeball, Little Lemon wants to call Yang Jiulang Liger, and the son of Shihu's family as brother, but the elder brother of Shihu's family also calls Dad Lihu, and Dad's Liger is uncle, uncle His wife is an aunt.This line looks okay, but you can try it with small eyes. The liger with small eyes is an aunt, and the aunt’s apprentice is a senior sister (Xing Hewei), and the senior sister is father’s junior sister, so you need small eyes. What do you call daddy?Do you call me brother?When they were young, they used to make rocking cars for their children to listen to generational songs, but Yihua didn't dare to listen to them because they didn't understand the explanation.

Because this little eyeball is called Mr. Wang Hui, and there are a lot of messes. According to the rules, biscuits and Tao Yang should be called Mrs. Wang Hui, who is half a mother. Now there is an extra little eyeball, who is in charge of pancakes. Mom asked the master to call the biscuits godfather, is this plausible?Answer: Like it, if it’s not like it, it has to be like it!

Later, everyone unanimously decided to call each other a mess, so let’s just mess around, and let him do whatever he wants!Do whatever you want!Then when the little eyeballs grew up a little, they started to wear two braids and wandered around the major theaters of Deyun Club. Little Overlord!His father's tricks on the stage are solid and solid, and the uncles and uncles around him have no tricks at all!The child is good-looking and has a soft voice. Although he is naughty, he is unstoppably cute!As soon as she pouts aggrievedly, she will be pampered by a group of people, except of course Yihua!Back then, she was able to deal with the big boss Zhang Yunlei with ease, so what's the point of being so small?As long as it is a look, keep the small eyes honestly.Relatively speaking, Little Lemon is much more worry-free. She doesn’t like to run around and just find a place to sit in the background, either to play with something, or to listen to the people on the stage talking about cross talk, and then whoever makes fun of it can be hugged They all followed, just like this cheated the old man of delicious food.Especially the eighth team, they are going to spoil the two babies!

It was Saturday, and Yihua was patrolling in Sanqing, and ran into Zhuang Zhuang who came to work, and brought his eldest son to the backstage.Gu Yuan had just given birth to Mai Duo and couldn't take care of Brown, so he took Brown backstage.Brown is about the same age as Little Lemon, and Brown is a little younger, but within a few months, so these two children are the best at playing, and they are inseparable every time they meet.And Yihua is also very willing to let Little Lemon play with Brown more. Both of them are highly educated, and the children they teach are also gentle, especially stable.But, Yihua must have thought too much, they are all three or four-year-old brats, what's the point of being steady?It's all mental activities thinking about the age that caused trouble, but it's just that a lone tree doesn't make a forest, and Little Lemon is a little lazy.

"Brown, here you come! Little Lemon is here too, come here."

"Hello, Uncle Yan!"

"Hey, little lemon is hugged by the uncle, whoops has grown up again."

"Teacher Yan, is Gu Yuan okay? How is Mai Duo?"

"It's all good, it's all good. I'm relieved that you're here. Help me watch Brown. I'll go up and talk about storytelling."

"Master, I'm going too, I'm going too!"

"You can go whatever you want, honestly, when you grow up a little bit, I will let Uncle Yan accept you as an apprentice and teach you storytelling."

Little Lemon didn't care about her mother fooling her, pretended to agree, and then pulled Brown to sit aside and play with the car.The little eyeball looked at the two elder brothers on one side, and stared at them without saying a word. She vaguely guessed that her elder brother is a person who does big things, and he will follow him soon. It must be fun.

Yihua saw that these three children were so well-behaved, so he moved a stool and sat on the side stage to watch the performance, and also trained the two newcomers around him.From time to time, I looked behind me, and after a few times, I found the three children sitting there playing, so I felt relieved.Little Lemon, as a typical representative of white cutting black, saw that her mother had let down her vigilance, so she decisively took her younger siblings and left.The uncle said that Pingshu will not take us?Forget it, let's go ourselves!

A few short-legged people got out while the people in the backstage were not paying attention, and went up to the second floor with their short legs. The second floor is not the same as the backstage on the first floor. There is a big difference in the spatial structure. After a few short legs, they couldn't find their way. After looking around, they chose a bigger door and went in.As soon as these little boys pushed the door, they were seen by the security uncle.

"Children under 1.2 are not allowed to enter. Whose child is this?"

"I am my father's child."

"Who is your father?"

"That, the one on the stage!"

Brown was taken aback when Little Lemon said this, what?That's my dad!Little Lemon doesn't care about this, just lie to her.Then, while the security uncle was in a daze, he quickly rushed to the auditorium. The audience was startled by the sudden addition of children, which caused quite a commotion from the back row.

Yan Zhuangzhuang is performing on the stage, what he said is not a big deal, is it?Why is it so messy down here?Taking a closer look, it turned out to be these skin boys!Little Lemon and Brown saw so many uncles and aunts making strange noises, and they didn't know where they should be. ah!

Zhuang Zhuang saw that this was a big deal, if Zhang Yunlei saw his precious daughter being made to cry on his desk, he would not be able to settle accounts with him! "Eyeball, come here, come to Uncle Yan."

With the help of the staff and fans, the three little ones were brought to the stage.Little Lemon and Brown were boys who were frightened when they saw so many people. They turned around and were about to hide behind Yan Hexiang, but Little Eyeball was already hugged by Yan Hexiang and crying on his stomach.

Thanks also to Zhuang Zhuang’s tall stature, holding one in his hand and hiding two behind him, he said softly: “Okay, okay, little eyeballs don’t cry! It’s okay, look, they are all spectators, it’s okay Yes!"

"Let me explain to everyone, I'm sorry! This girl is the little eyeball of Zhang Xiaozhuan, and the one on my left is the little lemon of Xiaozhuan's family. The one on the right is my cub named Brown. Come on, children and Say hello, everyone."

Zhuang Zhuang fought back and pulled Little Lemon and Brown out from behind, but the effect was minimal, the two children did not move, and Little Eyeball was still crying.Zhuang Zhuang is so helpless ╮(╯_╰)╭He can’t even handle a single kid in his family, and he’s not afraid of him, he’s just afraid of Gu Yuan.

When Zhuang Zhuang was helpless on the stage, all the short videos from the audience were sent to Zhang Yunlei: Jiaoer, look at your daughter being made to cry; Jiaoer, is Brown going to be your son-in-law? What a face! Second master, your daughter is in his hands, surrender quickly.

Zhuang Zhuang, who coaxed the children on the stage, didn't know what happened off the stage. His only thought now was, why didn't Yihua come up and this girl wouldn't let the staff hug her at all. If it was delayed, it would be a stage accident!

When Yihua downstairs found out that the child was gone, the stage was already buzzing. He rushed upstairs after receiving the WeChat message, and came down with the two cubs, as well as Little Brown. "Crying, why are you crying? You guys are amazing! If you don't let me go up, you will sneak up, right? Your legs are just longer than the steps, so I can't stop you. Will you put me in confinement when you go home tonight?"

Yihua was terrified, there are so many people in Sanqing, what if they are kidnapped, what if these little cubs walk unsteadily, what if they fall, what should I do if I just went to the second floor? The brat is really worrying! He raised his hand and sent Gu Yuan a WeChat message, briefly explaining the current situation, and asked Gu Yuan to go back and strengthen Brown's education.

This episode passed quickly, but there was a huge wave on Weibo.Teacher Zhang, who was informed that her daughter was kidnapped, immediately called Yihua to find out about the situation, and learned that her daughter was being locked up because of this incident. Teacher Zhang was very distressed, and tried to persuade her to no avail , and sent all the grievances to Zhuang Zhuang.

Losing his mind, Teacher Zhang chose the video sent to him by fans and posted on Weibo: Zhuang Zhuang, I have something to talk to you about.

Fans forwarded it every minute and manually circled Yang Jiulang: Parents of strong children, please come forward to mediate.

Yang Jiulang: Son, it's not good for you to touch anyone. You made Xiao Zhui'er's daughter cry. @小维儿张云雷 are all children of my own family, so be merciful~ give me a big girl.

Zhuang Zhuang: It's none of my business. I'll help you coax the children, but you still bully me, Deyun Club seniors never bully juniors!

Guo Qilin: Brother, my dad told you that this was a stage accident.

Netizen A: Knowing the truth of the whole thing, I laughed out loud, but I'm not going to explain.

Netizen b: Zhuang Zhuang is so pitiful, but so funny!

Netizen C: Zhuang Zhuang, why don’t you bring Xiaoyanzhu back to be your daughter-in-law? Manual dog head

Looking at Weibo, Zhuang Zhuang felt that he was very wronged, so he ran to the study to find his wife and cry. "Yuaner, Zhang Xiaozhuan wants to talk to me!"

"Oh yeah, I just wanted to talk to you too."

Feeling the seriousness of his daughter-in-law, Zhuang Zhuang sat upright, "What's wrong with my daughter-in-law?"

"Didn't it be agreed that Brown would not be exposed? What's going on today?"

"The boy went upstairs by himself, I didn't bring him to the stage."

"So, let you watch the child, how can you let him run around?"

"I...I...I handed it over to Yihua."

"She's too busy with both of them, and you're going to scare her to death today. You know what to do if the children make a mistake?"

"Daughter-in-law, don't cry. You haven't confinement yet. If you cry, Mai Duo will cry too. I was wrong. I will take care of the baby next time. I promise to find a younger brother to watch over Brown." , don’t let him fool around.”

Yan Zhuangzhuang swallowed his grievances here, and began to coax his own wife, old couples and young wives are like this, his wife dotes on himself, and his children are also doted on, Zhuangzhuang's heart is filled to the brim.

Yihua is giving safety education to the two cubs, especially the little eyeballs, who are really told not to run around and not to mess around! But the real planner of the incident: classmate Little Lemon, did not receive too much punishment.

Many years later, Little Lemon and Little Brown came on stage to talk about cross talk, and then told everyone this interesting story from that year.And Brown's liger is Guo Qilin, and Guo Qilin is Little Lemon's brother... The strong little girl Mai Duo also worships Teacher Wang Hui, the seniority of Deyun Club... Forget it!

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