[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

The news of our little princess and little prince's full moon was spread on the Internet by all the uncles and uncles. Looking at these two pink dolls, the second wives began to plan a large-scale activity of secretly stealing children. It's just a joke, more of a blessing.In addition to food and drink, Sanqingyuan’s gifts now include diapers, children’s books, children’s toys, and pacifier bibs, etc. Zhang Yunlei rarely even goes out for commercial performances. I was able to receive a gift for myself, but I gave it to my daughter and son more. Fans who were a little crazy even bought all the clothes that the child grew up to be a teenager, and asked Zhang Yunlei to keep it for the child to wear in the future.

Yihua looked at the piles of these things at home, and called all the sisters-in-law to gather at home, and quickly brought them back to her own children, and then held an exchange meeting on the way to share her experience in raising children. Yihua can also learn from it .All the sisters-in-law are very happy about this matter. It’s not a good place to take the children on weekends. It’s so good to come to Yihua. There are things to take, food and drink to rub. It’s really a blessing~ Yes Those who like to cook can also learn two tricks from Yihua, and go home to blind their men's dog eyes. It is really a good place to be happy and happy!

Zhang Yunlei and the other men are also very happy that the daughter-in-law and the children can communicate more and play together more, so that they can feel more at ease when they are working hard to earn money outside.But many years later, they found that when these old ladies took their babies to participate in the summer parent-child summer camp, they were not so happy...

As the children grow up day by day, Mr. Zhang's Weibo update speed is also accelerating. His main business content is: Post baby!I don’t know who said it before, I don’t like taking photos the most, everything looks ugly, now I’m slapping my face?Every day Yihua watched him take pictures of his daughter up and down, left and right, and record videos after taking pictures, and felt that she was not married to a cross talk talker but a photographer.The second grandmas also like the little girl who is so fanciful and jaded by the second master. If one day Zhang Yunlei posts a photo of his daughter and then adds a photo of himself, the fans will start to dislike Mr. Zhang's enthusiasm for rubbing our little eyes. However, some fans of Little Lemon asked Zhang Yunlei not to be partial and wanted to post photos of both children, otherwise they would report him.Who is our Teacher Zhang? Of course, we are in charge of our Weibo. How can we be influenced by fans?Therefore, Jiugongge can only give his son three pictures at most, and the rest must be his daughter.

Anyway, this partiality cannot be changed.Once Guo Qilin and his old uncle went to the mall to buy clothes for two little babies. Zhang Yunlei carefully selected pink clothes, while the boys picked two at random and put them in the shopping cart. Uncle Guo Qilin Asked: "Uncle, why don't you like your son?"

Zhang Yunlei rolled his eyes and said, "Where do you see that I don't like my son?"

"I can see with both eyes. You can kiss your daughter from top to bottom when you hold your daughter, but your son can only kiss his face at most."

"Really?" After pondering for a moment, Teacher Zhang lowered his voice and said, "Probably because this kid is so similar to me, I can always see my own shadow in him, so this kind of review of history It doesn't feel good."

"Uncle, do you think too much, this is my brother, not you."

"Dalin, these two are my children and I love them both, but I think that I almost couldn't stand up several times in my life, and my son will also go through these hardships in the future, so I love him but don't like him. He has high hopes."

"Uncle, you have to believe in yourself. If you are strong enough, you will be able to take good care of them."

"Oh, Dalin, you know that I'm not in good health. If there is such a day, I will leave this house first. I hope my son can take good care of this family for me, take good care of Yihua and his sister. .”

"Uncle, don't be like this, you will be fine, isn't it already very good now, what will happen?"

"I know, but I'm not a healthy person after all. You know the sequelae the doctor said. I'm afraid that if I can't protect them, there will be at least one person who can support the family. Oh, forget it and you Don't tell your aunt, just take it as my partiality, but I promise that it's not that I don't love him anymore, but that I love him deeply and take responsibility!"

"Oh, uncle, don't worry, I still have everything."

From that day on, Guo Qilin never said that his uncle was biased, and always took his two children with him in his spare time to make room for Yihua and Zhang Yunlei to breathe.In fact, the conversation that day was not over. Guo Qilin asked Zhang Yunlei if he planned to have children. Zhang Yunlei's answer was to let nature take its course. If you have what you want, you can forget about it. But in the past few years, after the age of 35, I will never Have another baby.Guo Qilin didn't ask why, because he had already guessed the answer. Zhang Yunlei was afraid, afraid that he would not see the day when the child grew up, and he couldn't bear Yihua to run around with the child alone.

In every interview, Zhang Yunlei said that he has a big heart, that is, he straightened his spine to face the evaluation of the outside world, and built a high wall for his family, but the real him is soft and meticulous.

Whether Zhang Yunlei likes it or not, the two children are growing up day by day, and the adults' worries have nothing to do with them. Their daily life is eating and sleeping, crying when they wake up, and playing when they are tired. For a while, their greatest pleasure was to toss Yihua.For example, one urinated, Yihua changed the diaper, felt that the other's body was still dry, and after a while, before Yihua's milk powder was ready, the other urinated and began to cry.It's the same when feeding, but when I don't eat, I start howling when I'm about to leave. The two children seem to have a jet lag, just like when they were born, there is always such a difference of 10 minutes.Yihua made these two children tormented, but there was nothing she could do, what could she do with her own baby?

Just when Yihua was about to go crazy, Yihua was kicked by her mother to go to work. Zhang Yunlei was reluctant to let Yihua go to work, but Yihua's mother said, it's time to go, come back early, listening to cross talk is not easy Suffering from postpartum depression, Zhang Yunlei also compromised.Yihua went to work, Zhang Yunlei also finished his paternity leave, and the two began to be in the same frame often.Fans watch their corner children show off their love for their babies every day, eat handfuls of dog food, and the lemon tree has begun to grow.But the team members of the eighth team are the happiest about this matter. Before the wife of the captain came here, they could always get snacks and afternoon tea. Now there is not only the wife of the captain, but also the father-in-law of the captain. The old man makes a prunes casually Vegetable fried rice is enough for these people to eat.The most tangled thing at this time is the fitness teacher Ji, who always has to give up one of the stomach and abdominal muscles. It's a bit sad, but it's really delicious.

Although Zhang Yunlei's paternity leave is over, before the child's [-]th day, he insists that he is only working in Beijing. He does not want to leave the two children and wants to watch them every day.On the day of the [-]-day banquet, everyone gathered at the Deyun Red Event. People in Tianjin are very particular. The [-]-day banquet symbolizes the child’s longevity. This is just a simple prediction, but it has the good wishes of adults.Also, on this day, our little lemon will start to wear pigtails, and the respected old man in the family, that is, Mr. Guo Degang, will tie the little red rope on the child himself.So Mr. Guo waved his hand and approved a small banquet hall for Zhang Yunlei. After a simple arrangement for the two cubs, it was held at the Deyun Red Event.

Yihua's father has always been good to the growth of the two children, yes, yes, the children are healthy, but Yihua's father has moved his mind about the matter of Zhou Zhou.After a period of observation, my son-in-law doesn't seem to like his son very much. Although Yang Jiulang rushed to accept his apprentice, he still seems to want the child to develop freely. If this is the case, does he still have a chance? Father Liu This whole body of craftsmanship is still thinking about my own children.Teacher Wang Hui was also staring at the Zhou Yan. She was mainly concerned about Zhang Yunlei's daughter Xiaoyan. If she had a good voice, she would train her child to sing the drum.This kind of thing is related to the future development of the child. How can Little Lemon's authentic master Yang Jiulang not participate~

Therefore, in addition to the regular abacus, gold and silver, writing brushes, swords, and toys, the items for this grasping week also include spatulas, jade boards, and drum keys for singing drums.Then, under the expectant eyes of everyone, the two children were crookedly placed on the table. The two babies lay on the table, unable to sit or crawl, and only the two little hands could flap and paddle back and forth, so Whatever is placed closest is the most likely to be chosen.Under the "seduction" of these adults, the two children lived up to expectations, but there were also reasonable but unexpected things happened.Because each of these two little guys has two things in their hands, I don't know if they have inherited Zhang Fugui's character of either taking advantage or throwing away. Anyway, as long as the things in the hands are caught, they must be held firmly of.

So what did these two pups take?Under the guidance of his master, Little Lemon pulled the Yuziban, who sleeps with her every day, into her arms. Then, under the expectant eyes of her grandpa, she swung her feet and took the toy spatula away.Yihua's father was very happy, thinking that he had someone to succeed him, but Yang Jiulang was a little depressed, what does this apprentice mean?Do you want to make yuziban while cooking?It's embarrassing for me to compete with my grandfather for an apprentice at such a young age.

As for our little girl, under the guidance of Teacher Wang Hui, I took the drum key and played it for a long time. I was very happy to play. Just when everyone thought she would not take things anymore, they wanted to take her away. At that time, our little girl quickly reached out her little hand to grab a brush, and held it tightly in her hand.Now it's Zhang Yunlei's turn to be dumbfounded, brush?Does my daughter mean to study hard?This is my daughter?Yihua is also a little confused. Although she graduated from a famous university, her academic performance is not good. She is an art examinee, and she doesn't have many marks in cultural courses.Yihua and Zhang Yunlei looked at each other, in the eyes of the other party, apart from being puzzled, they were also excited. Neither of them are very educated people, so they especially hope that they have an educated person in their family.

Zhang Yunlei quickly stepped forward to hug his daughter and kissed him. After the kiss, he remembered that his son was still there, so he handed the daughter to Yang Jiulang who was beside him, and went to hug the son himself.When he came back with his son in his arms, he saw our daughter-in-law wiping her clothes. It turned out that the little eyeball had peed all over my daughter-in-law.

"Zhang Yunlei, I said you girl is not kind, my daughter-in-law peed as soon as she hugged her, and you didn't pee after holding her for a long time just now."

"That's right, if you don't look at who this girl is, you must face her dear father!"

"Tch, stinking, let me tell you that my daughter-in-law's clothes are newly bought, and you have to pay me back."

Our daughter-in-law stopped Yang Jiulang's shameless behavior, and then made an even more shameless request: "What kind of money are you raising? It hurts feelings! As far as the relationship between our two families is concerned, everyone is the same, and the distinction is so clear What are you doing. Besides, I am still waiting for Xiao Yanzhu to be my daughter-in-law!"

"Sister-in-law, what are you talking about? Are you even thinking about my daughter now? Sister-in-law, you can't do this!"

"What's the matter, did you wrong your daughter by marrying into our family? Our two families know each other well, we must treat your daughter well and treat you like your own daughter."

"No, this is an arranged marriage. My daughter will fall in love freely in the future."

Our daughter-in-law thought for a while and said: "Then I don't care. If your daughter likes my son in the future, you are not allowed to stop him. Another thing, if you are reluctant to part with your daughter, I agree. I still have one in my stomach. If it is a daughter, Your son will be my son-in-law."

Yang Jiulang rubbed his ears, "What? Daughter-in-law, you have it again? When is it? Wow! Great, great!"

Yang Jiulang was overjoyed, celebrating his pregnancy, while Zhang Yunlei was gnashing his teeth, looking at these two cubs, why are they so good at peeing?Before, he pissed out a godfather, and now he pissed out a finger pulp for marriage!But this matter, Yang Jiulang, don't even think about it. If you look so ugly, your son must be ugly too. Therefore, my daughter's face control is not allowed to be hugged if she is ugly. She will definitely look down on your son in the future!But Mr. Zhang Yunlei, look back now, how happy is your daughter playing in Yang Jiulang's arms~ This thing is hereditary, father and son have the same temperament, and they both like those with small eyes.

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Many years later, the little eyeball struggled to climb up a high sofa, then jumped over the armrest, came to a person's side, removed the hand that was in the way, and sat down on the little boy's arms.He muttered something in his mouth: Brother is bad, he won’t play with me when he sleeps, so I will sleep too!

So the boy just watched the little girl with braids, while complaining, he rubbed a comfortable position in his arms, and fell asleep sweetly.Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

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