[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

Before the twins were born, the family was happy, and they were happy when they were born, but they were not so happy when they were waiting to take care of the two children.Because the two children seemed to have telepathy, they cried together when they were hungry, cried together when they woke up, cried together when they were pulled, and cried together when they peed, in short, they cried.Yihua couldn't sleep well because of the noise every day, and Zhang Yunlei was even more so. Originally, his working hours were irregular, and there were two crying children every day when he walked in the door. No matter how much he likes children, Teacher Zhang is impatient now. I want to stuff these two unlucky kids back!

Fortunately, Zhang's mother and Yihua's mother can still take care of them. During the day, the elderly on both sides take turns, which is okay, but at night, there are only the young couple and two children left, which is really a bit overwhelming.Originally, the parents said that they would stay and take care of them at night, but they are not young anymore. They have already worked hard during the day. Neither Zhang Yunlei nor Yihua wanted to bother the old people anymore. In addition, the parenting book said that children will sleep with their parents for a long time. A more sense of security is conducive to their growth.So when Yihua and Zhang Yunlei went to sleep at night, they put a small bed next to the big bed, and in the bed were two dolls who needed to be nursed anytime and anywhere. According to Zhang Yunlei, they were two debt collectors!

Zhang Yunlei's complaints are complaints, and impatientness is impatience. It's understandable for a novice dad, but he is really good to these two children, especially his daughter.For example, if two babies are hungry, the first one to eat must be the girl, and the son will bear it for a while; if two babies urinate, the first one to put on clean pants must also be the girl, and the son is not in a hurry; After waking up, the first person to be hugged in my arms must be the girl, and the son will wait.With such a eccentric look, Yihua can't stand it anymore, and every time she prepares to educate Zhang Yunlei, but she is always blocked by her eloquent teeth.

"Leilei, didn't you see your son crying?"

"I see, but my daughter is crying too, wait for me to coax her."

"Why don't you coax your son first?"

"They were crying together. I grabbed one and coaxed him first. Then I said that the elder brother should let the younger sister. A man bleeds and sweats but not tears. He has to suffer setbacks to grow."

"Zhang Yunlei, how old is he, just a man? He still bleeds, sweats and doesn't shed tears. I didn't cry less when I saw you! You are partial!"

"When I cry, I'm showing my true feelings. When this kid cries, he's fooling around. When I finish hugging my daughter, the lady will be the first to understand. You see, I usually let you!"

"You...... Zhang Yunlei...... OK, I'm taking my son back to my mother's house, you can live with your daughter!"

"Daughter-in-law, are you... are you jealous of your daughter? Don't worry, my husband still loves you the most!"

Yihua is going to be pissed off, really, this shameless playboy, and even pounced on him for a kiss, it's just... making trouble but not really making trouble, being angry but not getting angry, Yihua feels that her life is right It was properly tied to Zhang Yunlei's body, and he was eaten to death.The point is, if the toss is too big, my mother will rush over and scold her for being wayward, and Yihua will be wronged to death.

Later, Mr. Guo also felt that it was a bit too much for Yunlei to be partial to girls, but in fact he also liked girls, so he just turned a blind eye and closed one eye, and it was fine to scold casually. The cub had two nicknames, and the daughter followed Zhang Yunlei's nickname, Xiaoyanzhu.Son, Teacher Guo remembered the one they always commented on Weibo: lemon.Yihua felt that these two names were too close to reality, which made people a little...unable to help laughing.

As the two children continue to grow up, there are more senior brothers who come to see the children one by one. In fact, Yihua wants to wait for the children to be older before letting them come to see them at home. Otherwise, there will be bacteria, which is not good for the children. Two children grow up.But this idea was stared back by my mother, it's just your child Jingui!Get sick just by looking at it?Such two wonderful babies, of course, everyone in the world should know~ So Yihua’s mother decisively started the mode of posting babies in the family group every day, and of course Zhang’s mother also did the same.

My grandma is the most excited among my relatives. The old man is over 80, and her health is not bad, but she has some common geriatric diseases. When she heard about her obedient grandson, she gave birth to a pair of great-grandchildren. Looking at photos at home can no longer satisfy the old man Heartbroken, he directly ordered the younger generation at home to drive him to Beijing, where he gave the two little dolls enough kisses.The old man had nothing to offer, so he tied two small golden locks and put them on for the two children with his own hands, wishing the two dolls a long life.

The two children look the same every day, and they have changed a lot. After a week, the red wrinkles on their faces have disappeared and become white and tender. If you want to say that the daughter of the Zhang family is really attractive, I chose a good place for my parents. Long, white and tender skin, big watery eyes, seeing everything is new, laughing at the slightest tease, but also very delicate, crying at the slightest annoyance.Looking at Zhang Yunlei's son again, he looks exactly like his father, but his temper, I don't know if it's because of his father's partiality, he seems to be less willing to cry, he has become a little quiet, and he stinks. Twice, humming twice after waking up, sometimes the humming stops, just waiting for the younger sister to cry, the adults stop by to see him and find that he has peed or pulled.This appearance made Yihua very anxious. She began to worry about whether her child was suffering from depression or what to do if she had autism. She was so anxious that she hated Zhang Yunlei every day, and then she wanted to take the child to the hospital.

Zhang's mother stopped the impulsive Yihua and asked her to observe for two more days, until one day, Yihua discovered a secret.It's not that this brat can't cry, it's because he's too lazy to cry!He sleeps with his younger sister. If he wakes up and the younger sister does not wake up, he will stretch out his little hand or foot to wake her up. When the younger sister cries, he will take care of her and wait for her parents to hug her.In order to prove her point of view, Yihua deliberately separated the two, and sent her younger sister to Mama Zhang's room to raise her for a whole morning. Looking left and right, waving his hands and kicking his feet, he became anxious and began to cry loudly.Now Yihua is relieved, but she is also a little worried, is this kid just cutting black for nothing?

The full moon wine was held in the rose garden, and the uncle and uncle sat in a room to celebrate these two little things.Gifts are of course indispensable, and they are more expensive than each other, because these close relatives and friends are thinking about being godfathers to this precious girl!Yang Jiulang had made the reservation long ago, and the old god was sitting there, holding the jade board and Xiao Xingming in his hand, and put it in Little Lemon's hand, the apprentice had made the reservation.Then make a pair of small bracelets for the daughter, and put one on the neck of the wrist, and this godfather is also recognized.And Shaobing took his son Shaomai and put it on the bed of Little Eyeball and Little Lemon, and the little quilt was covered with a sound sleep. Then he dragged Zhang Yunlei and said, "Little braid, you can figure it out! My son is sleeping For your daughter, my photo has been left, either you let me be your child's godfather, or your daughter will marry my son in the future."

This piece of Yunlei made Shaobing stare angrily, but his daughter would never confess, so he gritted his teeth and let Shaobing become a godfather.Meng Hetang was so anxious on the sidelines, who made him have no son, and it was not appropriate to push Zhou Jiuliang to sleep with other girls.So he wandered around the girl in secret, grabbed it from his pocket for a long time and didn't bring any allegro or anything, but found two pieces of candy, and secretly put it on the girl's feet, but Zhang Yunlei caught him right away.

"Meng Meng, what are you going to do? Two pieces of candy are going to trick my daughter away? Is this diamond candy or golden candy?"

"Eh...no, no, I don't want your daughter, I just want a female apprentice, you just satisfy me~"

"Why are you my daughter's teacher? Why do you have more eyes and fewer ears than others?"

"I..." Xiao Mengmeng "I" didn't know what to say for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "I'm good-looking."

Zhang Yunlei was so amused by his words that he burst out laughing, even the wife who came in to watch the child couldn't help laughing, she stretched out her hand to slip Meng Hetang's ear and dragged her out, "Meng, you are shameless enough ? Good-looking can steal our little eyes? Walk around and cool off, I am optimistic about the children, if a bright voice is a material in the future, I will accept and sing the drums with me, and none of you will worry about it."

Well, poor Xiaomeng has nothing to say, and he can't fight with anyone, but he can't fight with his wife, so he sat on the sofa and played games with Jiuli and Jiuliang.But God still saw how pitiful Meng Hetang was, and finally gave him a chance to rely on Little Eyeball and Little Lemon.

The thing is like this, the two children woke up, Yihua took the child out to everyone to see, there were so many strangers, the little eyes were a little scared, hugged her mother's neck and began to cry, but the little lemon peel was very strong, Anyone who doesn't cry or make trouble laughs, and then the uncles stretch out their hands one by one to hug, and when it comes to Xiaomeng, the baby may be in a hurry... So I picked up Xiaomeng's new clothes. A little boy pissed... Amidst everyone's ridicule, Xiaomeng quickly asked for Dalin's clothes and went to the toilet to wash up.

When the daughter was coaxed and hugged back, everyone wanted to reach out to hug her, but Zhang Yunlei refused to let her go. All the uncles and uncles could only open their arms and watch eagerly.The little guy just finished crying, his eyes sparkled, he looked at strange faces, blinked his eyes, no matter how he teased or lied, he just clung to his mother's clothes and refused to let him be hugged, but he saw that he was changing from the toilet. When we took off our clothes and came out, we hugged Xiao Meng who was wiping his face while shaking his clothes, our little eyes grinned, and then Xiao Meng was flattered, stretched out his hand to tease her, and the girl jumped on Xiao Meng.When Meng Hetang hugged this little guy, his whole body was complete, and he didn't waste his sins and beatings in vain.

Seeing Meng Hetang's embarrassing appearance, Zhang Yunlei gritted his teeth, his daughter just left with someone?Tired and sad, I had to let Xiaomeng also become a godfather, because Xiaomeng said, anyway, he is single now, if he doesn't want to be a godfather, it's fine, let Xiaoyanzhu be careful on the way after school. (The expression is gradually wretched.jpg)

Regarding the fact that his daughter likes Meng Hetang, Zhang Yunlei is really puzzled. Why do all the uncles in the room like Meng Hetang?Later he found out that the girl let her hug Guo Qilin and Wang Jiulong who came back late from work, and later when she saw Qin Kaixuan and Gao Xiaobei, she also let her hug her. just cry.Cooperating with your own daughter, whether you want to hug her or not depends on her appearance?Zhang Yunlei wanted to cry so much. Fortunately, he was good-looking, otherwise, would he not be able to hug his daughter?But what should I do in the future, did I run away with him when I met a pretty guy? stomp!

The author has something to say:

Meng Hetang Weibo: Did you see it, did you see it, how handsome I am~ I can take everything! My daughter-in-law likes me so much!

Netizen 1: Brother Meng, calm down, my daughter may be afraid that you will tear down her bed.

Netizen 2: Brother Meng, how does it feel for a boy to pee?

Netizen 3: As long as you are happy, but you hold the child well, don't let our little princess fall!