[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

(babies, sorry for being late today)

The child in Yihua's womb was growing up, and Xiao Xiantian of Yang Jiulang's family was also growing up, so Jiulang carried his son and brought our wife, and the family of three came to Zhang Yunlei's house.Our daughter-in-law bought fresh fruit for Yihua and brought a lot of nutritional supplements. The two of us went to the bedroom to have a private conversation, leaving the two gentlemen in the living room to drink tea.

"Xiangzi, did our daughter-in-law also have a temper when she was pregnant? I think Yihua has changed since she became pregnant."

"My daughter-in-law, it's okay. After all, I don't dare to mess with her, so I didn't feel anything when I was pregnant."

"Hey, my gentle and gentle daughter-in-law!"

"If you want me to say that it's not your daughter-in-law who is not gentle, maybe it's your daughter-in-law who learns to be as savage as you."

"Yang Jiulang, don't talk nonsense about my daughter's eccentricity, and where did I play it? I'm just like that on the stage!"

"All right, all right, you never bully me in private! That's all I've done. I have experience in coaxing you. I'll continue coaxing you when my apprentice comes out!"

"I gave birth to a daughter, so I won't be your apprentice! It's hard work in our line of work. My daughter will do whatever she wants in the future, so she won't suffer."

"Our business is to be taught by changing sons, so my son will call you master in the future, and then your daughter will call me uncle. Is it reasonable? At least you are also a godfather."

"You are so beautiful, you are so ugly, you will be my daughter's godfather and then make my daughter ugly."

"What does this have to do with looks? Don't think we are not good-looking, but our fate is good. Just by looking at our face, we can have both good fortune and longevity, and we will definitely be safe if we recognize our godfather!"

"Tsk tsk tsk, you are lucky, otherwise you wouldn't have such a good-looking partner as me."

"......" Zhang Yunlei, do you still know what a face is? "Zhang Yunlei, what are you going to do now, if you have a son? Don't you still have to be my apprentice?"

"Emmmm, have a son, if you have a son, I will be your apprentice, you educate him and Xiao Xiantian together."

"Yo~ What you mean is that if you give birth to a son, you are going to send me here as an apprentice? Then you need to prepare more for the apprenticeship ceremony."

"What apprenticeship ceremony? My son will be your apprentice. Shouldn't you be grateful?"

"Come on, I can't afford to provoke me, can't I hide? You keep your daughter and son for yourself, and I won't be a master or a godfather!"

"That's fine. When the time comes, I'll ask the master to accept him as an apprentice. It's best to give him nine characters, so that you will have a junior, and your son will still take care of my son's uncle. Very good, very good~"

Yang Jiulang really has nothing to say, this kind of person doesn't suffer from left and right, he went into the house angrily to find his wife, when Yang Jiulang came out with the child in his arms and followed his wife, he didn't look downcast at all when he went in, Instead, he looked at Zhang Yunlei beamingly and even gloating a little.Then he said to his son: "Boy, are you happy that you have a little brother or a little sister?"

"Yeah"

"Look at how happy my son is, and I am also happy as a godfather!"

Zhang Yunlei looked at Yang Jiulang's embarrassing look, and then at his wife, he seemed to understand. "Daughter-in-law, have you promised this small-eyed girl to be our daughter's godfather?"

"Well, I promise!"

"Why? He's so ugly, what if he leads my daughter astray?"

"Ahem, sister-in-law, don't suggest it. He must have had tea in his head and started talking nonsense. Brother Jiulang is so handsome!"

Zhang Yunlei pursed her mouth and watched her daughter-in-law praise other men as handsome, but she couldn't say anything, because she saw her daughter-in-law's hand gestures, and she wanted to pinch herself.

Yihua saw Zhang Yunlei's unpromising appearance, and when Jiulang and our wife were not paying attention, she quietly lay beside her husband and said, "Aren't you stupid! If he becomes a godfather, it's the first time I see him. Does the girl have to give money?"

"Then......emmmm, no, my daughter only has one father, and no other godfather is allowed."

"......" Before Teacher Zhang's daughter was born, someone has already started to protect the calf. What should I do? "I don't care if I agreed, how good it is to have multiple godfathers and multiple life-saving ones!"

Yang Jiulang and our daughter-in-law were very happy. When they went back, Jiulang took a picture of Yihua's belly and posted on Weibo: Show you, this is the luxurious presidential suite where my future goddaughter and godson will live.Looking forward to the arrival of new life~

Yang Jiulang made several expressions, such as yes, smiling face, and flowers, which aroused the jealousy of all the brothers and sisters in Deyun Club. Among them, Xiao Meng was the most excited. This is the child of his best friend. Why? How could dad lose himself?So he sent Yihua a WeChat message directly, asking when Yihua would be home and he was going to visit with Baby Jiuliang.When Yihua saw that he was coming, she was in a panic, and then hurriedly ordered her father to prepare delicious food at home, and don't let Xiaomeng come to harm her kitchen again.

Xiao Meng closed WeChat, opened Weibo, and found that someone had replied to the Weibo just now.Guo Qilin: Brother Jiulang, have you been cheated by my uncle?Being a godfather is a meeting gift!Why not be a master?

Jiulong: I guess it wasn't the old uncle who lied, it should be the little aunt. My uncle doesn't have such an IQ.

Jiu Ling: My partner is right, since Jiu Lang is not a master, then be my apprentice!I want to tell the master that I'm going to accept female apprentices!

Yan Hexiang: You stay behind the Jiuzike, can you talk about cross talk after giving birth to a little princess?Nondescript, learn storytelling with me, sit on a stool and slap a gavel, you won't feel tired at all.

Xing Hewei: Girl, follow me and sing the big drum, I will treat her well!

Seeing so many people's replies and comments, Zhang Yunlei couldn't help feeling angry. My daughter is not born yet, so why are there so many ghosts and ghosts trying to get her ideas?Absolutely not, my daughter is my own!

So our braided brother reposted Yang Jiulang's Weibo: The daughter is mine, the son is mine, and the daughter-in-law is mine. Don't even think about it!

Yihua looked at Zhang Yunlei's Weibo, couldn't help laughing, and then reposted it: "Look at this arrogant [-]-meter character, who is jealous before his daughter is born, and look at my poor status!"I'm only third, what should I do if I suddenly don't want to have children?

Fans saw the collective interaction of Deyun Society today, and it was so enjoyable to eat melons. All these characters regard Weibo as their circle of friends, which is so much fun!When everyone found out that the second grandma's tone was a bit sour, they all @小维儿张云雷, your daughter-in-law is jealous, and decided to quit her job, hurry up and coax her!

Then everyone saw that Mr. Zhang Yunlei, who hardly posted on Weibo, not only opened business many times on this day, but also commented on his daughter-in-law’s Weibo: Daughter-in-law, the last thing is the most important, you will always is the first.

Everyone who ate this dog food was also choking. Of course, those singles from the Deyun Society also suffered from sour toothaches. They are all ready to steal their children!One of them has already acted ahead of time~ Meng Hetang and his partner Zhou Jiuliang visited the next day and presented a generous gift.

Before Meng Hetang came, Yihua's eyelids twitched, and she went around the house, picking up all the dangerous looking things that could easily be knocked over.Zhang Yunlei didn't take it seriously when he saw his daughter-in-law looking like an enemy. Although Xiaomeng's destructive power was indeed great, there was no need to put away the stainless steel frying pan!

When Meng Hetang came in, he just stared at Yihua's belly and looked left and right. Those who didn't know thought he could find out some secrets!

"Huizi, what do you see? Is this your brother or sister?"

"Well, it's hard to say, it's possible! But I think these two children should lack a master to teach them well."

"Oh~ is it?"

"That's right! You see, our size is also a family of quyi! There are so many characters in the Deyun Club, big and small, which one has left the master's teaching?"

"Well, that's true, but what kind of master should there be?"

"Look, these are two children, and I have another child here. I have stretched Jiu Liang up and made him into a corner. How difficult it is for me!"

"Oh?"

"So, I have experience! In addition, our size is also a role. There is no problem in entrusting your two children to me. I must arrange it for you clearly!"

As soon as Zhang Yunlei beat Meng Hetang to come in and stare at his wife's belly, he already knew it. This kid must be doing nothing good, he is thinking about taking his apprentice! "Little Mencius, do you also miss my daughter? Don't think about it!"

"No, no, I still miss your son, let him come and be with Jiuliang as a companion!"

Jiu Liang watched little Meng Sapo play tricks and kept silent, at this moment he suddenly said slowly: "Brother Meng, if you say that I and this child are of the same generation, then you are too... so you Do you want to call Senior Brother Dad?"

Zhou·Yiyuzhisheng·Liang is online. It has been professional for 100 years, with excellent technology and excellent user experience.Zhang Yunlei laughed out loud, then patted Xiao Meng on the shoulder and said, "Meng, when your younger brother is born, you two have a good time, I will definitely tell my son not to steal your toys!"

Meng Hetang's face turned green from anger, one copied cheap, and the other hurt the enemy one thousand and self-damaged eight hundred, what the hell is this!Xiao Meng was upset, took a cigarette and went to the balcony to calm down, leaving Yihua and Zhang Yunlei in the living room to continue laughing at him.

After a while, Meng Hetang didn't come back, Zhang Yunlei asked Jiu Liang to go and see, don't think about jumping off the building because of this little thing.As a result, Zhou Jiuliang didn't come back for a long time, and Zhang Yunlei's heart jumped suddenly. He stood up and walked to the balcony. As expected, he saw his open cabinet door.

"Meng Hetang, stay away from my drum!"

Click...Drum key....Folded....

"Meng Hetang! From today on, stay away from my son and stay away from my drum!"

In the end, Xiao Mengmeng was almost thrown out of the house by Zhang Yunlei, but when he finally left, he took away two big bags of delicious food!Happy!

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Babies, the latest update is a bit irregular, please bear with me~