[Zhang Yunlei] Grab your stomach and your heart

(Little ones, I'm back again! Double the number of words for re-updates!)

After the wedding ceremony, Yihua changed into a cheongsam that looks like a dragon and a phoenix, and followed Zhang Yunlei to toast.Because neither of them could drink alcohol because of their physical condition, they switched to plain water.First of all, I respect the master, wife and uncle Yu Qian.Uncle Qian was very happy seeing the happy appearance of these two children. The wedding gift he had prepared was a pair of Jin Ruyi and a big red envelope, but now that he saw that there were two children, Uncle Qian shook his hand and married I gave the white horse to the two children to play with.Let alone a few million horses, this horse might cost tens of millions. Yihua and Zhang Yunlei didn't dare to take it. They just said that the child is still young, so we took it if we wanted.Uncle Qian thought about it for a while, and said that when the two children are full moon, they will go to the racecourse to pick two ponies to send the children, when will they go to the racecourse, and when will they play.Yihua and Zhang Yunlei thanked Uncle Qian for his generosity, and also thanked Uncle Qian for the two children.Teacher Yu Qian lived the most unrestrained life in this life, money is outside the body, the fun of playing is the most important thing, this child Yihua has a temper with him.

Starting from Teacher Yu Qian, Yihua and Zhang Yunlei have also received a lot of wedding gifts. Needless to say, some of them have already been sent home. For example, Jiulang added a range hood to Teacher Zhang’s new home. , Shaobing asked his classmates to build a special cabinet for Xiao Zhuang, and put his drums, allegro and other eating guys.And Meng Meng gave Mr. Zhang and Yihua a pair of couple watches. Zhang Yunlei said ten thousand times that he wanted to give Xiao Meng Meng a watch, but he didn't give it away.The members of the eighth team also sent blessings to the captain's young master or young lady.

After the wedding banquet is over, logically there will be trouble in the bridal chamber, but for these two people, one has an injury on his body and fears that there will be steel nails all over the place, and the other has a baby in his belly and fears that there will be troubles, so let them go for the time being.The brothers sent the two to their new house, chatted in the living room for a while, and the two broke up after a meal when they were ashamed.

Both Yihua and Zhang Yunlei were exhausted from the day, and sat on the sofa and didn't want to move.

"Daughter-in-law, don't sleep! Take off your makeup and take a shower before going to sleep, it's uncomfortable."

"No, I don't want to move."

"You'll catch a cold like this, and it's not good for your face if you don't remove your makeup, you'll get acne!"

"I can't move, your daughter is too heavy, I don't care if I want to sleep."

Zhang Yunlei raised his hand to remove Yihua's hair, and then touched a hand of hairspray.He was also tired today, but he felt sorry for Yihua with two babies, so he got up and went to the bathroom to fetch water, took a makeup remover cotton, and started to remove makeup for his wife.Fortunately, Zhang Yunlei has been shooting many magazines, and the process of makeup removal is quite clear.After Zhang Yunlei wiped Yihua's face well, Yihua's eyelids were glued together, no matter how Zhang Yunlei screamed, he couldn't get up.So our braided brother worked tirelessly to change his daughter-in-law's pajamas, unbuttoned the cheongsam on his body, and felt his daughter-in-law's breasts became more and more full due to pregnancy. Zhang Yunlei was a little distracted, but the slightly protruding belly stopped immediately All of Teacher Zhang's crooked thoughts.

"Daughter-in-law, wash your hair and go to bed, it's full of hairspray. Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, wake up."

Yihua was sleeping soundly and was woken up by being slapped on the face, irritable every minute, raised his hand and slapped Zhang Yunlei, "Talk about it tomorrow, if you dislike me being dirty, I'll sleep here, and you don't care about me."

Zhang Yunlei has black lines on his face, does he dislike you? This is not because he is afraid that you will feel uncomfortable, so let's coax you, my wife is working too hard.

"Yihua, my leg hurts, I can't hold you, wake up, can we go inside?"

When Yihua heard the word "leg pain", she struggled subconsciously and opened her eyes slightly. "Legs... let me see."

"You're so sleepy, don't read it, go into the house and sleep~"

"Well, lazy, I want to hug!"

It is rare for Zhang Yunlei to see his daughter-in-law acting like this, she is so cute, hug! Must hug! So Jiaoer stood up, stretched out her hands, and hugged Yihua.In fact, it was to give Yihua some leverage. Yihua didn't dare to use too much force. She stood up while holding the braid with one hand and the armrest of the sofa with the other.He followed Zhang Yunlei staggeringly into the house, was abducted by Zhang Yunlei halfway to the toilet, took off his clothes and was about to take a shower and wash his hair.

"Zhang Yunlei, you just despise me for being dirty! The first day I married you with a child, you despised me! Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and"

Yihua's tears fell straight down, Zhang Yunlei was stunned, what's wrong with this, because she cried after washing her hair

"Daughter-in-law, it's nothing. Your hair is covered in hairspray. If you don't wash it today, you will have an allergic scalp tomorrow. It will be very itchy!"

Yihua was crying so hard, she didn't care what Zhang Yunlei said. "You just dislike me. I became ugly when I was pregnant, and I don't like to be clean anymore! Tell me, whose child I am pregnant with, because whoever becomes like this, you will know to bully me and despise me! You don't love me!"

What are you talking about and what are you talking about? My daughter-in-law is so tired and stupid after getting married, it is very likely that she is so tired that she has lost her mind, so let's go to sleep quickly... Zhang Yunlei pondered for a moment, and quickly squatted next to his wife .

"Daughter-in-law, stop crying, it's all my fault for coming, but I really don't dislike you. If you're too lazy to move, sit here, close your eyes, and I'll wash it for you, okay?"

Yihua twitched from crying.Seeing Zhang Yunlei kneeling still felt distressed, but he didn't want to talk to him so he simply stopped talking and sat on the toilet without moving, waiting for Zhang Yunlei to serve him.

Brother Zhui'er resigned to his fate and picked up the shower to wash his daughter-in-law's hair. This was Zhang Yunlei's first time serving someone to wash her hair. He was afraid of getting the foam into his daughter-in-law's eyes and ears, so he went through the whole process carefully, bit by bit. Er rubbed Yihua's hair.Under Wen Shui and Zhang Yunlei's gentle touch, Yihua's comfortable eyelids are about to stick together again.This time Zhang Yunlei saw it, and stopped Yihua from falling asleep in a hurry. If he fell asleep again, and called again later, he probably would still be slapped.

It can be said that Zhang Yunlei's wedding night was not romantic at all, and there was even a little bit of violence. The messy two took a bath and lay on the bed.Zhang Yunlei was too tired to move, but Yihua had already fallen into a deep sleep.Brother Zhui turned over and looked at his wife in the dark. Such a woman walked into his life and made his world more beautiful and happy. He stretched out his long arms, hugging Yihua and his home, It's love and duty, it's happiness and joy, good night, kids, good night, fucking kids.

Yihua and Zhang Yunlei are sleeping well, but the Internet is not calm, and it is inevitable to be popular, but the photos of these two people, especially the kissing one, have been used by various photoshop masters and talented fans It's changed.The next day Yihua woke up and saw that her face had been turned into someone else's, and she wanted to cry, because these girls are a bit powerful.But it was too much, and replaced Yihua's face with Yang Jiulang... Yihua made up the appearance of Jiulang wearing the phoenix coronet and Xiapei. He was a little bit chilly, and not only shivered with horror.

At this time, Zhang Yunlei just came over from the kitchen to wash apples. Seeing Yihua shivering at the phone screen, he thought it was cold, so he took a thin blanket and put it on Yihua. As soon as he walked around behind Yihua, he saw himself and Yihua The photo of "Jiulang" kissing made his blanket fall to the ground in fright.

"Daughter-in-law...what are you doing with this? It's all fans' nonsense~"

Yihua looked back at his embarrassing face, smiled and said, "Well, I think it looks pretty good! Why don't you let Brother Jiulang replace it someday? I'll take pictures for you!"

"Go and go, you are fooling around! You are happy, but our wife is not. I have to raise a daughter, and I don't want to die young!"

Yihua looked at his distorted and deformed face, and the flower branch that was laughing on the side trembled wildly.After laughing, Yihua took the apple handed over by Zhang Yunlei, and then swiped her phone. She saw that someone went to Deyun Huafu to order the cheongsam that Yihua wore when she was toasting, and then the netizens shouted "Eat dirt!" !This cheongsam is more than 2 yuan, who said that our braided brother is stingy?Ahhhhhh, jealousy!Yihua couldn't stop laughing, she really didn't know how much this dress cost, because the dress seemed to be a gift from Senior Brother Xiao Zhui'er Keng Yue and Teacher Sun...

Yihua's stomach has been bulging since she was four months old. The child's daily changes are concerned about the hearts of everyone in the family. Needless to say, Yihua's parents must take good care of her own daughter. , and Zhang's father didn't know where he heard it, saying that it was for the child to eat bird's nest for good health and good skin, so he ordered a year's worth of bird's nest for Yihua, and asked her to drink bird's nest one by one a day for the child's hundred days.Because Yihua's month is getting old, Teacher Wang Hui also transferred Xiaohai back from Nanjing to take over Yihua's inspections in Beijing. Yihua only needs to summarize every week and make a report.So relatively speaking, Yihua's life began to be leisurely. She slept until she woke up naturally every day, ate and watched TV, went to watch cross talk at night if she wanted to, and didn't go if she didn't like it.But this kind of life was fine at the beginning of a week. After a long time, Yihua started to worry, coupled with the emotional instability of the pregnant woman, it turned a good and gentle southern girl into a gnawing tooth and claw every day, a little bit If it doesn't go well, you will throw a temper tantrum, and if you get upset, you will cry.

Zhang Yunlei had already learned how much his daughter-in-law could be a demon since their wedding night.I still remember that when Zhang Yunlei was reading the marriage vows, Zhang Yunlei complained ten thousand times in his heart, how could my daughter-in-law spoil me so much, how could she be angry with me, what kind of 24 filial husband, does not exist at all!Now Zhang Yunlei feels that his face hurts every day, and his wife is not easy to mess with, so he honestly pretends to be his grandson when he returns home.

Yihua is actually not happy in his heart when he is so noisy, but sometimes he really can't help it, especially when the two children grow up together, squeezing Yihua's stomach, and the stomach is sour every day, scratching his heart and liver, eating I can't expel things, and I feel uncomfortable falling down. If I don't eat, my heartburn is even worse.When I went to the hospital for an obstetric examination, the doctor told me to eat more fruits and vegetables and take more walks, but there was no effective way.

After more than six months, Yihua's stomach acid had just improved, and the children began to make noises in their stomachs, kicking Yihua left and right, making her sleepless at night.As soon as Zhang Yunlei's big ship merchant performance ended, he saw his daughter-in-law sitting on the sofa reading a book when he got home. After changing clothes, he sat next to her. The two months of training made Zhang Yunlei very obedient.

He walked up to his daughter-in-law's face and kissed her over and over again, then took her hand and said, "My dearest daughter-in-law, I'm back from business. I miss you so much, and my daughter and daughter, My daughter-in-law has worked hard, I love you."

If Yang Jiulang heard these words, he would be scared to pee, who is this?This is Zhang Yunlei?Zhang Yunlei said such disgusting words?This is what Yihua cried, made troubles and hanged himself three times during this period of time, and tortured Zhang Yunlei. The current teacher Zhang is completely well-trained!

Yihua looked at Zhang Yunlei's stern look, and was happy with his foolish confession. Just as he was about to praise him, he was kicked by the monkey child in his stomach. "Oh~"

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter?"

"Your son kicked me!"

Zhang Yunlei looked at the small lump on Yihua's stomach, and poked it with his hand, completing the first intimate communication between father and son.The child might feel that his stretching was hindered, so he kicked again, and Zhang Yunlei put his hand on Yihua's stomach to feel his son's movement.The first to kick and poke, the fun to play.

Yihua looked at the two children, one big and one small, and wanted to laugh a little. "Mr. Zhang, is it fun?"

"It's fun, it's fun! Look at how healthy my daughter is, she has the strength to kick me!"

"Really? But what about me? Do you know that you, a mischievous girl, kick me so hard that I can't sleep well every night?"

"Daughter-in-law, let go, it's useless for you to grab my ear! It hurts!"

"Hmph, I don't care, let me let go, you find a way to stop your daughter from kicking me!"

"..." What can I do?Is it easy to speak?But Zhang Yunlei looked into his daughter-in-law's eyes and decided to bite the bullet. "Girl! You are obedient, I am father, your mother has worked hard with you, don't kick me!"

As soon as Zhang Yunlei finished speaking, the child in his stomach kicked him. "Daughter-in-law, I feel that my status is going to drop! My daughter won't listen to me!"

"Hmph, how do you know it's a girl, you can try it as a son!"

"Oh... brat, if you kick again, wait until you come out and get beaten!"

"......" Why is there such a big gap between the daughter and the son? "Zhang Yunlei, if there is a boy in this belly, I will take the baby and put it in my mother's house!"

"Why? Why do you want to go back to your mother's house again!"

"Tell me, you look patriarchal, if it's really your son, are you going to abuse him!"

"What are you talking about! Boys and girls are all my children, but girls need to be coaxed and raised, and boys can be freed. If you don't scare them, the future will be ruined! Don't you think you won't kick them if you are scared? My child is still doing well!"

All right, Zhang Yunlei, just do what you say!I don't want to worry about it!

At night, Yihua was going to sleep, and Zhang Yunlei was playing with his mobile phone on the side. He was having fun playing games, when his wife grabbed her hand, Zhang Yunlei shuddered and dropped his phone to the ground!

"What's the matter? Daughter-in-law, are you uncomfortable? Stomach pain? Go to the hospital?"

Seeing Zhang Yunlei's nervous look, Yihua felt a little embarrassed. "Uh, no, isn't it... I have cramps in my calves, and I can't sleep because of the cramps. Can you help me look?"

"Okay, okay, you lie down and don't move, I'll rub it for you." Zhang Yunlei got up and rubbed Yihua's legs. Looking at his daughter-in-law's swollen legs due to pregnancy, Zhang Yunlei was heartbroken, and his eyes were about to drop golden beans bean.

Yihua hurriedly stopped Zhang Yunlei's behavior, "Leilei, take care of yourself, your son kicked me again!"

"Ah? Good boy, sleep well, don't bother your mother!"

"Leilei, it doesn't work, the two kids kicked me together! Why don't you put them to sleep!"

"How to coax?? Shall I tell a story?"

"Okay, try it!"

"Ahem, let's tell a story about a little tadpole looking for its mother. Once upon a time, there was a pond. In the pond lived a family of a mother frog. One day, the mother frog took the tadpoles out to play, but one of the tadpoles accidentally Lost. The little tadpole was very anxious, so he swam around in the pond looking for his mother. He came to uncle tortoise and asked, "Turtle, tortoise, are you my mother?" The tortoise said, "No, I am your second uncle." The little tadpole left disappointed, and he came to Aunt Jinyu again and said, "Goldfish, goldfish, are you my mother?" The goldfish said, "Silly boy, I am not your mother." The little tadpole said: "Then do you know where my mother is?" Aunt Goldfish said: "Suck". Since then, the little tadpole has never found his mother again."

Listening to this cross talk version of "Little Tadpole Looking for Mom", Yihua laughed and patted the bed, then pointed at Zhang Yunlei's nose and accused him of misleading his son.Zhang Yunlei said: "Who am I? Can my daughter and son listen to ordinary fairy tales? Of course they have to listen to cross talk!"

Yihua said: "Then...then what are you talking about, I am just sleepy, and your daughter and son will stop when you talk."

Zhang Yunlei: "Emmmm, let me tell another story? How about I recite it all! It's long, I won't stop until you fall asleep."

So we can see a strange and harmonious picture, a silly old man more than 1.8 meters, leaning sideways on his daughter-in-law's bulging belly, touching her belly with one hand, and whispering: "I'm thinking about the old In the Song Dynasty, there was a man from the rivers and lakes. His surname was Miao, and his name was Xun, and his character was broad. When he didn’t meet him, he set up a hexagram shed beside the Sajin Bridge. When he happened to meet him, Zhao □□ beat a horse and passed by here. He saw that the bridge was densely populated. , surrounded by a hexagram shed. There is a pair of couplets facing you. The first couplet reads: "A stroke is like a knife, splitting Kunshan to divide stone and jade." "Hengpi: "It's as if you see it. " Kuangyin was displeased when he saw it: "Where is the madness, dare to make such a big talk?Wait for me to dismount and visit. "If you think about it, get off your horse..."

The author has something to say:

I am still very busy after graduation, and the thesis is still not finished, but I think I should be able to keep updating, but the number of words may be unstable, and it may be uncertain which day has more words and which day has fewer words, so please bear with me!