I have a routine, male god

In the Nine Heavens, the white clouds are vast, and the fairy mist is lingering. Clairvoyant and Shunfenger guard the Nantian Gate, extremely bored, and start chatting.

"It's strange to say that a few days ago, the third prince Nezha came down to earth almost every day. Whenever something happened in the Lingxiao Palace, he was the most active. No other gods could snatch him. His majesty and empress treated him better than the god Erlang. I still need to trust him a bit. But for some reason now, it seems that my heart is like still water, and it is more difficult to persuade him than to reach the sky."

"What is this? What's even more strange is yet to come! I heard... his Qiankun circle is lost!"

"Ah? True or false? How is this possible! Magical treasures are all recognized by the owner. Even if they are thrown thousands of miles away, they will come back by themselves. How could they be lost? Did you hear wrong?"

"It's absolutely true! The last time I saw him, there really wasn't a universe ring on his body, and he never left his body at ordinary times!"

"Where do you think this universe circle will be left?"

"Hey, how can we control this matter? People are not in a hurry!"

"Tsk, is Nezha still called Nezha if he loses the Qiankun circle? Isn't it like the God Erlang lost his eyes."

"Don't talk nonsense! Be careful to be overheard!"

While Qianliyan and Shunfenger were gossiping, a black shadow suddenly broke into the Nantian Gate, stumbled and fell to the ground, shouting: "Jade Emperor! I want to see the Jade Emperor!"

Clairvoyant and Shunfeng Er put the person up and saw that it was the King of Hades, and they were startled: "Why don't you stay in the underworld, what are you doing here?"

Yama threw the Book of Life and Death to the ground with a slap, and said angrily, "The monstrous monkey is so deceitful that it dares to change the Book of Life and Death indiscriminately and mess up the underworld. I must sue him in front of the Jade Emperor!"

Soon after, the Jade Emperor came to the court, and the King of Hades made an impassioned speech in the Lingxiao Palace, denouncing Monkey King's crimes, and asked the Jade Emperor to send troops to arrest the monster monkey.

The Jade Emperor was very angry when he heard about it, and asked, "Which Aiqing is willing to descend to the realm to descend the demon?"

After speaking, he looked at Nezha with expectant eyes, but it was a pity that Nezha stood there expressionless, showing no intention of moving.

At this time, Taibai Jinxing said: "Your Majesty, in the three realms, anyone with nine orifices can cultivate immortals. This monster monkey was conceived by the divine stone left by the Nuwa Empress. It has not been easy to cultivate so far. Why don't you send a call for peace?" The imperial decree, announcing him to the last term, granting him a low-level official position, restraining him here, will firstly make His Majesty magnanimous, and secondly, avoid war, wouldn’t it be the best of both worlds?”

The Jade Emperor thought about it, and felt it was very reasonable, and said: "In this case, I will leave the recruitment to you!"

Taibai Jinxing led the decree, and immediately left the Nantian Gate, and flew to Huaguo Mountain on a cloud. When he saw the monkey guarding the mountain, he said, "I am Taibai Jinxing. I am ordered by the Jade Emperor to declare your king to heaven. Let him come quickly." see me!"

The mountain guard monkey said: "The king is not here!"

Taibai Jinxing asked: "Where did your great king go? When will you come back?"

Mountain Shouhou Monkey: "Your Majesty accompanied Su Niangniang to the world. As for when I will come back, how do I know?"

In the bazaar in the world, Monkey King transformed into a white-clothed scholar and wandered with Su Xi, buying many things.

Although the Water Curtain Cave is warm in winter and cool in summer, there are many inconveniences. For example, Sun Wukong ordered the monkeys and monkey grandchildren to weave a hammock for Su Xi with flower vines. It feels refreshing to sleep occasionally, but it will be unbearable after a long time. up.

Another example is daily necessities such as mirrors and combs, which are all essential. Since Su Xi decided to live in the Water Curtain Cave, he must buy them.

There is Ningyuxuan in front of it. It is a century-old brand that specializes in serving noble women. It has all kinds of clothes, jewelry, rouge and gouache. Su Xi hasn't been here for a long time, so he intends to go in and have a look, and ask Monkey King to wait outside.

As soon as she entered, she heard a commotion.

A little boy smashed a huge Ganoderma lucidum on the counter and said angrily: "This Ganoderma lucidum is a thousand years old. It is more than enough to buy you in this store. Do you dare not let me in? Believe it or not, I will burn you right away." This shop!"

The shopkeeper was full of helplessness: "Child, I don't accept ganoderma, only gold and silver. If you want to buy something, let your adults come!"

After finishing speaking, he muttered in a low voice: "It's the Ganoderma lucidum of the millennium, ha ha."

The little boy has extraordinary hearing, and when he heard it, he was furious: "How dare you laugh at me?"

Su Xi looked at the little boy, and saw that he was wearing a red bellyband. He was exquisite and petite, with red lips and white teeth, and a little red between his brows. He was very similar to Nezha when he was young. The little Nezha who captured the dragon and troubled the sea?

Su Xi was very happy when he saw it, and walked up quickly.

The little boy is not an ordinary child, he is the youngest son of the Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan, named Red Boy, and he is one hundred years old this year.

The Bull Demon King is obsessed with the jade-faced fox and doesn't come home all day. Red Boy hates that his parents quarrel when they meet, so he simply moves out to set up his own house, builds Huoyun Cave, and proclaims himself the Holy Infant King.

It was Princess Iron Fan's birthday soon, and Red Boy asked the little demons below what he should give. The little demons told him that women like jewelry and asked him to go to the world to buy some beautiful ones.

So Honghaier picked a thousand-year-old fire ganoderma and ran to the world, but the shopkeeper wouldn't let him in!He is really angry!

The red boy was furious, and was about to open his mouth and burn the shopkeeper to ashes with a mouthful of samadhi fire, when suddenly a gentle voice sounded from behind: "Little friend, are you here alone to buy gifts for the elders in the family? "

When Hong Hai'er turned her head, she saw a human girl in a light golden neon dress walking up to her. Her skin was like jade, her eyes were like autumn water, like flowers and trees piled up with snow, and the crescent moon was dizzy, as if she could turn into a fairy and go away at any time.

Under the sun, she is like a rare gem, shining brightly, no one can ignore such beauty.

Hong Hai'er turned his head to look at the dazzling array of jewels in Ningyuxuan, and then at the charmingly smiling girl in front of him. The real fire of samadhi that surged in his chest was extinguished at once, pointing at her and saying: "You, you So lovely……"

Su Xi laughed: "Thank you."

This smile seemed to be full of flowers, and the brilliant and gorgeous spring bloomed in front of his eyes in an instant, and the red boy felt dizzy as if he had drunk wine.

Su Xi asked, "What's your name?"

Red Boy usually hunts down the land, beats up mountain gods, and fights the demons and ghosts with a mouthful of samadhi for thousands of miles. He is a full-fledged little devil king, but now he is very cute: "My name is Red Boy."

Su Xi opened his eyes wide in surprise, and didn't say a word for a long time.

Seeing this, Hong Haier became anxious, and said in a childlike voice, "You've heard of me? I, I, I... I'm not what they say! Don't worry, I won't beat you!"

Su Xi felt a little funny for no reason, and held back, "Are you here to buy a gift for your mother?"

Hong Haier nodded: "Mother's birthday is coming soon!"

Su Xi thought to herself, although Hong Haier is a little demon king, her filial piety is really good, so she said: "Century-year-old Ganoderma lucidum is very rare in the world, if you take out a thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum, everyone will think it's fake, let alone in the world. In the world, gold and silver are common things.”

After finishing speaking, Su Xi handed the shopkeeper a bag of gold beads, and then said to Honghaier, "Why don't I choose a gift for you? Although the mother will like the child's heart, but if it suits her heart, it will naturally be a gift." the best."

So Red Boy followed Su Xi into the cabinet, and Su Xi asked, "What color does your mother like?"

Red boy said: "Red!"

Su Xi went to the red clothes area and started to choose. She was carrying a bright red butterfly dress sprinkled with gold and said, "This one is pretty good, but it is more suitable for young girls. It should not match Madam."

Immediately afterwards, she picked up another one and shook her head: "This embroidery is quite beautiful, but the color is a bit dull."

After choosing for a while, Su Xi said, "How about I try it on? Which one do you think is better?"

The red boy nodded.

Su Xi took a piece of Haitangchun to bed and put it on, and asked Honghaier, "How about this one?"

Hong Haier clapped his hands: "It looks good!"

Su Xi immediately changed into another Man Ting Fang, and the red boy still clapped his hands: "It's super pretty!"

After changing several pieces in a row, Su Xi smiled and nodded his forehead: "Don't you have any other answers?"

Hong Haier shook his head, and said seriously: "They all look good! You are the prettiest!"

Su Xi was so teased by him that he chose the Man Tingfang dress according to his own ideas, and paired it with a red coral necklace and silver bracelet to make a set, asked the shopkeeper to wrap it up, and handed it to Hong Haier.

It was late, Su Xi walked out of Ningyuxuan, and was about to go back to Huaguo Mountain with Monkey King, when Hong Haier suddenly chased him out and stuffed her with the Millennium Fire Ganoderma: "Sister! This is for you!"

After finishing speaking, he blushed, and asked Ai Ai Qiqi: "Sister, where do you live? Can I go and play with you?"

Sun Wukong stood in front of Su Xi, looked down at the red boy, and said three words coldly: "No! Get out!"