I have a routine, male god

Inside the Dragon Palace of the East China Sea, resplendent with gold and jade, the hall is full of pearls and jade, under a huge blood coral, the Dragon King of the East China Sea and the Dragon Mother are playing chess.

Seeing that Dragon Mother was about to lose, Prime Minister Gui suddenly came to report: "A human girl with a dragon's blessing came outside, and the Monkey King from Huaguo Mountain next to us said that they wanted to present treasures to the Dragon King!"

"Oh?" The Dragon King has not seen a person with the blessing of the dragon for many years. The dragons help each other. If this girl is in any trouble, he will try his best to help the group, but if it is a gift, then It's a bit strange.

"Let them in!" Dragon King waved his sleeves, turned around and found that his chess pieces seemed to have been passive, and then saw the suppressed smile on the corner of Dragon Mother's mouth, sighed in his heart, pretended not to know, and lost to Dragon Mother.

After a while, the visitors arrived. The Dragon King and the Dragon Mother were surprised at the same time. The girl had double blessings!

"Greetings to the Dragon King, to the Dragon Mother." Su Xi saluted, and raised her head gracefully, as if the autumn water was shining, she said: "Huaguo Mountain and Dragon Palace are close neighbors, but they have never visited in these years. It is really rude. Today there is a treasure. I would like to offer it to the Dragon King and express my heart."

After finishing speaking, Su Xi opened the system warehouse and took out a pipa. This pipa was made from the branches of the sacred tree. She used it to transcend the wraiths of Wangchuan. After she left the world of fairy swords, she kept forgetting about it. Didn't expect it to still come in handy now.

Prime Minister Gui handed the pipa to Mother Long, and she plucked the string lightly, the sea was rippling all of a sudden, and the whole Dragon Palace was trembling slightly, she was startled, and exclaimed: "It really is a rare treasure!"

Seeing that Dragon Mother likes it, the Dragon King said, "Thank you for your kindness. Since this is the case, I also need to return the gift, but I don't know what you want?"

Su Xi was waiting for this sentence, and immediately explained the purpose of coming: "My good friend still can't find a good weapon. I heard that the Dragon Palace treasure house has a lot of collections. I wonder if the Dragon King is willing to part with it?"

The Dragon King laughed loudly: "I think it's a big deal, so that's the case, come on! Go and get the Big Dipper Sword to the distinguished guest!"

The shrimp soldiers and crab generals got the order, and immediately opened the treasure house, and brought back the Big Dipper Sword. Sun Wukong played with it twice, and shook his head: "It's too light!"

The Dragon King said: "There are heavy ones, I'm afraid you won't be able to handle them, so take the Hanhai Knife!"

So more than a dozen shrimp soldiers and crab generals came together carrying the knife, panting while walking, but Monkey King stretched out his hand, easily took it in his hand, and then threw it out.

With a sound, the pillars of the Dragon Palace were pierced across, and the Dragon King clapped his hands and praised: "The immortal family is so skilled! The Hanhai knife weighs six thousand catties. No one in my Dragon Palace can move it. I can't imagine that it is so light in the hands of the immortal family." If nothing!"

The Dragon King asked the shrimp soldiers and crab generals to fetch heavier weapons one by one, but none of them could satisfy Sun Wukong. When he was in trouble, Mother Dragon whispered: "Isn't there a Poseidon needle iron in our back garden? That thing is enough. It weighs ten thousand catties, so he should be satisfied!"

The Dragon King frowned and said, "That was a stator that determined the depth of the river and the sea when Dayu controlled the waters. How can it be used as a weapon?"

Dragon Mother: "You don't care about him so much, let him try first!"

So the Dragon King said: "There is a Dinghaishen Needle Iron in the back garden. It is a treasure left over from the ancient times. If the fairy family can move it, I will give it to you!"

Sun Wukong said: "Bring it quickly!"

The Dragon King waved his hands again and again: "I can't take it! I can't take it! You have to go and see for yourself!"

So the Dragon King and Dragon Mother took Su Xi and Sun Wukong to the back garden, and saw a pillar hundreds of feet high standing in the sea from a distance, shining with golden light. It was written on the Ruyi Golden Cudgel, and a line of small characters was engraved on the bottom: Chongyi Thirteen thousand five hundred catties.

As soon as Sun Wukong saw it, his eyes lit up, and he said to Su Xi: "Go farther, and be careful not to hurt you!"

Su Xi nodded and took a few hundred steps back.

Sun Wukong used his supernatural powers and became taller than a building in an instant. He hugged the golden cudgel and lifted it vigorously. The entire East China Sea shook, and the Dragon King and Dragon Mother almost fell to the ground.

Sun Wukong said: "This weapon is not bad, but it is too big. It would be great if it could be smaller!"

As soon as the voice fell, the golden cudgel quickly became smaller, as if it could understand human speech.

Sun Wukong returned to its original size, and now the Golden Cudgel fits right in his hand. He laughed and said, "Sure enough! Since you can become smaller, you must also be able to become bigger and longer!"

The golden cudgel immediately grew bigger, but it broke through the sea in an instant and headed towards the sky.Dragon King and Dragon Mother hurriedly shouted: "Stop it! If it grows longer, it will ascend to the Heavenly Palace! At that time, the Jade Emperor will punish him!"

Monkey King doesn't care so much, he is having fun at this time, and happily calls the golden cudgel to continue to grow.

The Dragon King and Dragon Mother were so anxious that they had run out of good things to say, but the stubborn monkey just wouldn't listen.

At this time Su Xi said softly: "Lingming, don't grow any longer."

Sun Wukong froze for a moment, scratched his head, let out a very reluctant oh, and obediently shrunk the golden cudgel.

The golden cudgel became smaller and smaller, and finally it was only the size of an embroidery needle. Su Xi wanted to reach for it, but Monkey King hurriedly said: "Hey! Don't! Although it has become smaller, its weight has not changed. You can just look at it in my hand." .”

After speaking, he held the golden cudgel and handed it to Su Xi.

Seeing this, Dragon King and Dragon Mother also wanted to come over to take a look, but only took a step, and was glared at by Monkey King.

Now that the treasure has been obtained, Su Xi thanked the Dragon King and Dragon Mother, and was about to leave with Monkey King. At this time, the Dragon King said: "I have a good set of cloak, and it must be majestic for the immortals to wear. Why don't you take it with you?" Bar!"

So let the clam extract fetch lotus root silk walking cloud shoes, golden armor with locks, and purple golden crown with phoenix wings, and put them on for Monkey King.

Now his appearance is exactly the same as in Su Xi's impression, what a Monkey King he really is!

Back at Huaguo Mountain, the monkeys and grandchildren gathered around, clamoring to see the magic weapon of the king. Sun Wukong always manipulated them and wanted to show off, so he showed it in front of them.

This time Su Xi didn't stop him, and let him make trouble.

It was night, and Sun Wukong fell into a deep sleep. At this time, two ghost messengers walked up to him. One of them was holding a letter of approval from the underworld, and wrote a letter: Sun Wukong, his lifespan will be exhausted at three o'clock, and the other is holding a chain in his hand. Sun Wukong has a set on his body, he takes his soul and leaves.

Monkey King opened his eyes in a daze, and found that he was not in the Shuilian Cave, but in front of him was a city with the words Nether Realm written on the plaque on it.

Sun Wukong suddenly came to his senses and said angrily, "The Netherworld is where the King of Hades lives, how dare you tie me up here, how brave you are!"

The ghost guard said: "Your lifespan is exhausted, we will naturally be ordered to seduce the soul."

Sun Wukong sneered, broke the chain, took out the Ruyi golden cudgel from his ear, and slammed it on the city gate: "My old grandson has transcended life and death since the day he attained Taoism, and he is not under the jurisdiction of the underworld. The king of Hades is presumptuous!"

After finishing speaking, Monkey King entered and turned the hell upside down. Hades was so frightened that he hid under the table, begging for mercy repeatedly.

Sun Wukong forced to ask: "Where is the book of life and death?"

Yan Wang took out a notebook from his pocket and handed it to him tremblingly.

Sun Wukong picked up the judge's pen, crossed out his own name and the names of all the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, and started looking for Su Xi's name, but he couldn't find it.

Sun Wukong slapped the book of life and death to the ground, picked up the collar of Hades, and said angrily: "Well, you Hades, how dare you lie to me with a fake one!"

Yan Wang said again and again: "Don't dare! This is absolutely true!"

Monkey King said: "Then why is there no Su Xi's name on it?"

Yan Wang said, "But that human girl beside you?"

Sun Wukong: "It's her!"

Yama: "That girl's soul is beyond the Three Realms, not in the Five Elements, and her name cannot be recorded in the book of life and death."

Monkey King didn't understand what this meant, so he directly asked what would happen to those who were not in the book of life and death. How could the King of Hades know this, and he made up a random sentence: "It is natural that the soul is wandering and has nowhere to go. ...then, I don't know where it will go..."

Half an hour later, Monkey King's soul returned to his body. He sat up, looked at Su Xi who was sleeping in the hammock opposite, and unconsciously fell into a trance.

After a long time, Monkey King stepped over the monkey grandson who was sleeping on the ground, and came to Su Xi's side.He touched his heart with his finger, and in an instant, he pulled out a thin golden thread, and pointed at Su Xi again, and the golden thread was connected to her heart orifice, and then disappeared.

Under the moonlight, Monkey King stretched out his hand, patted Su Xi's head lightly, and said gently, "Don't be afraid, I'll hold you by my hand, so you won't get lost."