I have a routine, male god

On the Lingxiao Palace, there are golden dragons on the pillars, phoenixes around the beams, the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother sit on the cloud platform, and there are 28 stars standing below Erlang God, Tota King and Son, Taibai Jinxing, Day Traveling God, Night Traveling God and [-] constellations.

Old gods with identities such as Taishang Laojun and Ziwei Emperor would not come to see them on weekdays, and the Jade Emperor and Queen Mother would not bother them at will.

Master Feng Boyu reported the weather conditions in various parts of the world, and Clairvoyance followed Feng Er to report, saying that there was a very powerful tree demon in Aolai country, who would eat a pair of virgin boys and girls every day, making people miserable.

The Jade Emperor asked: "Which Aiqing is willing to go down to the realm to eliminate demons?"

The tree demon is naturally afraid of fire, Huode Xingjun took a step forward, and was about to say that the little god would like to go down to the realm to eliminate demons, but the third prince Nezha pushed him aside and said first: "I wish to go!"

Okay, okay, you go, you can go, Mr. Huode Xing retreated to his position silently.

The Jade Emperor was very satisfied with Nezha's efforts, nodded in approval and said, "In that case, let you go!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Nezha immediately stepped on the Hot Wheels and flew out of Nantianmen.

Gods: ? ? ?

What are you rushing for?It's like going to receive an award!

There is no reward, but there is a beautiful woman who is as beautiful as a flower and jade waiting for Nezha. There is no need to use such an upright reason for descending to the mortal world to subdue demons and eliminate demons!

So the next day, the Jade Emperor said, "The Northwest Tianzhu seems to be tilted. Which Aiqing is willing to go?"

Erlang God: "I..."

Nezha: "I am willing to go!"

On the third day, the Jade Emperor said, "A treasure will be born in Dongsheng Shenzhou..."

Nezha: "I am willing to go!"

The fourth day, the fifth day...

No.40 eight days

In the Lingxiao Palace, all the gods looked up at the beams, counted the number of Linglong stones on it, and yawned from time to time, thinking why the meeting is still not over?

Ever since the clairvoyant eye informed the tree demon to the wind ear that day, they had nothing to do in the Lingxiao Palace, no matter how big or small, as soon as the Jade Emperor opened his mouth, the third prince Nezha would rush to do it. Just stare at anyone.

All the immortals wondered, when did the third prince become a loyal supporter of the Jade Emperor?

Li Jing and Jin Zha and Mu Zha are even more strange. What happened to Nezha recently?Taking the wrong medicine?

"Cough!" The Jade Emperor cleared his throat, and Nezha showed a spirited and expectant expression.

I only heard the Jade Emperor say: "There is nothing to do today..."

Nezha immediately wilted, like grass and trees exposed to the sun.

"I want to commend the third prince in particular today!" The words of the Jade Emperor immediately drew the attention of all the gods back: "These days, the third prince has worked tirelessly and traveled around. Your hard work and meritorious deeds must be rewarded!"

Nezha is not interested in the so-called rewards. At the moment, his heart is full of his Xixi, but he still has a correct attitude and humbly performs his performance: "Running for the common people, why dare to say hard work?"

The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother nodded with smiles on their faces, and they just like you as an obedient and capable model worker!All other gods should learn from me!

Xiaoxian'e and the little heavenly officials moved a lot of things into Nezha's palace, such as the Luminous God Cup, Ice Bow and Black Arrow, Eight Treasures Ruyi, Divine Fire Cosmic Cover...

Jin Zha and Mu Zha liked it, and Nezha gave them all generously, but kept some beautiful gadgets, intending to use them to please Su Xi.

It was early summer, and the lotus flowers outside the window were blooming enthusiastically, each blossoming gracefully and gracefully facing the wind and water.

In the study room, Su Xi was drawing with a pen when suddenly someone hugged her from behind, causing her hands to tremble in fright, and a drop of ink blurred from the pen.

"You're drawing me?" Nezha pressed her body against Su Xi's back, wrapped her in his arms, and asked affectionately.

"Shameless!" Su Xi glared at Nezha: "Who's painting you? I'm obviously painting a lotus flower!"

Nezha laughed triumphantly: "Isn't painting a lotus painting me?"

Su Xi also laughed, and added a few strokes, and she turned the smudged part into a dragonfly, which added more elegance: "Since you are a lotus, then I am a dragonfly, we will stay together and never part! "

Nezha: "Okay! Then give this painting to me!"

As he spoke, he put the painting in his sleeve.

Su Xi asked: "Is it okay if you come down to earth every day like this? The Jade Emperor and Queen Mother won't blame you for neglecting your duties?"

Nezha: "There are big and small things in Lingxiao Palace every day. No matter what it is, as long as I can go down to earth, I will grab it and do it. It's too late for them to be happy!"

Speaking of this, Nezha smiled mysteriously: "They even rewarded me today. Look, what is this?"

He pointed, and a precious tree immediately appeared in the corner of the wall. The tree was lush and verdant, and the branches were covered with heavy golden beads, which looked bright and dazzling from a distance.

"Wow! The money tree!" Su Xi walked to the money tree in surprise, stretched out his hand and shook it, and dozens of gold beads fell like rain, all over the ground.

"A money tree can not only grow gold. Whatever you bury under the tree, it will grow next year! Plant emeralds to grow emeralds, plant crystals to grow crystals!" Nezha raised his face, with an expression of praise.

Unexpectedly, Su Xi said: "It must be very troublesome to raise such a precious tree! You should take it back!"

Nezha hurriedly said: "No trouble! No trouble! Every time I come down to earth, I'll bring some fine liquid to water it. Don't worry about it at other times, it won't die!"

Money tree: ╤_╤Crying Qingqing, people in the queen mother's garden are carefully taken care of by the seven fairies!

Although Su Xi also liked this precious tree, he still shook his head: "Once this precious tree is known, it may bring disaster, so it's better not to keep it."

Nezha seemed to have drooping ears on his head: "Okay then..."

Immediately afterwards, he took out the yin and yang mirror and the Qianjin fur... Su Xi saw that he kept displaying like a peacock, and secretly laughed in his heart. Finally, he held his face and kissed him, and said comfortingly: "Okay, okay, I I like them all, but this Nezha Third Prince is my favorite!"

Only then did Nezha smile, as if the clouds were breaking through the moon.

It would be a waste of good time not to go out for a walk, so Su Xi left Axiu and went out with Nezha.

The two held hands, and Nezha even held up Su Xi's skirt when they met the steps, taking good care of him. If Li Jing and Jin Zha Mu Zha knew about this, they would have to stare their eyes out.

Passing by the Earth Temple, I saw a couplet pasted in front of the temple gate: Don't laugh at me for being old and incompetent, try to make a wish?Even if you are rich and good at business, don't burn incense and see!

Su Xi pointed to the statue of the Lord of the Land and said, "A strange thing happened recently..."

Nezha became nervous: "What strange thing?" Could it be that some ghosts and ghosts happened?

Su Xi: "A few days ago, everyone offered sacrifices to the land, and every household sent tributes and drew lucky lottery. Just as I was about to worship, the statue's face cracked with a click, and a piece fell out of the lottery bucket. Signed on the Zhang: Lucky stars shine brightly, all evils are shunned, good luck, wishes come true...there are so many words that I almost squeezed out bamboo sticks! I have asked everyone, and no one has drawn out this stick. More importantly What's more, when I was about to worship again, the Napu regiment immediately caught fire! Obviously the people in front of me and behind me are all fine!"

Nezha: Hehe→_→You have a strong desire to survive!

Father-in-law: trembling, why can't this girl figure it out and come to worship me?There is obviously a great god covering it!Isn't this hurting my little old man!

Leaving the Earth Temple, the two went to the market to play again. On the way, they met a fortune teller who wanted to tell Nezha's fortune.

Su Xi laughed out loud when he heard the phrase "grow old together, gods don't grow old!"

Nezha gave the fortune teller a large bag of gold beads with a smile on his face: "Well said! Let's talk!"

It's completely a look of being taken advantage of.

The fortune teller made such a huge windfall that his eyeballs seemed to have turned into two gold ingots, and he put the gold ingots into his sleeves, and the auspicious words spilled out like running water.

Just when Nezha was delighted to hear it, a crisp voice suddenly came from beside him: "Sister Xi!"

Nezha turned his head and saw a very obtrusive little dwarf ran over and threw himself into Xixi's arms.

Su Xi hugged Murong Zhao, and said in surprise, "Zhaoer, why are you here?"

The little ghost Murong Zhao smiled and kissed Su Xi on the face, and said sweetly: "Meeting in the vast sea of ​​people, this must be fate!"

Click!Nezha crushed the corner of the fortune teller's table with all his strength.

Fortune teller: Oh my god!It's closed! It's closed!

Nezha grabbed Murong Zhao by the back collar, and mercilessly lifted him out of Su Xi's arms like a puppy.

Only then did Murong Zhao notice Nezha's existence, and asked angrily, "Who are you? Why are you touching me!"

Su Xi hurriedly said: "This is the third son of the Li family, quickly call me brother!"

Murong Zhao was able to bend and stretch, called his brother casually, and pestered Su Xi again: "Big sister said that she would accompany me out to play, but she went back halfway by herself, and only the servants followed me, so boring! Fortunately, I met Xi Sister, let's play together, shall we?"

Su Xi smiled and said, "Okay!"

So a two-person date turned into a threesome, and Nezha's eyes almost pierced Murong Zhao.

After walking for a while, Murong Zhao became hungry, and there happened to be a nice restaurant nearby, so the three of them went in.

After ordering a table of dishes, Nezha saw a sweet-scented osmanthus rice cake that Su Xi was particularly fond of. Just as he was about to pick it up and hand it to Su Xi's bowl, a pair of chopsticks crossed his eyes.

Murong Zhao picked up a piece of sweet-scented osmanthus rice cake and handed it to Su Xi's mouth, and said courteously, "Sister Xi, ah~(￣▽￣~)~"

Su Xi opened his mouth and ate the sweet-scented osmanthus rice cake.

Immediately afterwards, Murong Zhao turned his head slightly, and showed a bright smile to Nezha.

Nezha gritted his teeth, this kid dared to provoke me!You wait for me!

A few seconds later, Xiao Er brought up a plate of braised carp, Murong Zhao's eyes lit up, this is his favorite dish!

As a result, the obviously cooked fish actually jumped up, slapping Murong Zhao in the face, causing him to yelp in fright.

Nezha showed a smug smile, heh, you know how good I am, right?

In the end, when he raised his head, he met Su Xi's accusing eyes, he was still a child, why did you bully him?

Nezha: Ahhh! , Xixi, don't feel sorry for him, he is just a scheming bitch!