I have a routine, male god

Since Nezha showed his spirit in front of Su Xi, molesting him has become a daily task for Su Xi, and the sweet talk is even more sweet than usual, making people blush and heart-warming.

"Good morning, my patron saint, today is another day to love you!"

"May I come to life and transform into a lotus flower, blooming in your palm."

"Nezha, I heard that gods can listen to the inner voice of believers, so have you heard my heartfelt 'I like you'?"

"Why are you ignoring me? Humph, forget it, I'm going to the Lantern Festival with my cousin!"

In the Nine Heavens, Jin Zha and Mu Zha are getting together, pointing and discussing quietly behind Nezha's back.

"Look at Nezha, he's giggling again!"

"Ever since I competed with him that day, he has been abnormal. Last time at the Peach Blossom Festival, my father said that he actually bumped his head against the pillar!"

"Ah? Do you think Nezha has become obsessed with cultivation? Why don't we go to Laojun and ask for some elixir for him to eat, and see if it can be cured!"

While discussing, Nezha suddenly became serious, Jin Zha and Mu Zha stopped quickly, and was about to explain that we never said anything bad about you, but Nezha didn't even look at them, and hurried down to earth.

The ten-mile long street was brightly lit and crowded with people, and as far as the eye could see, there were crowds of people looking at the lights.

The vermilion arch bridge spans the two banks, the gurgling river flows through the bottom of the bridge, and countless lotus lanterns float on it.The acacia trees on both sides of the street are covered with small lanterns, which look like stars from a distance.

Wonderful music played from the painting building, and the dragon dance team performed from the end of the street to the street.

Such a magnificent scene, really is BMW carved car incense all over the road, even blowing down, the stars are like rain, the sound of phoenix flute is moving, the light of jade pot is turning, and fish and dragons dance all night!

In the crowd, Su Xi was watching people juggle with a smile on his face, applauding from time to time.Today she is wearing a fairy dress with wide sleeves, a golden crown of butterflies and hundreds of flowers on her head, a necklace on her neck, and a painting of flowers between her eyebrows. She looks like a fairy, and many people around are watching her quietly.

After watching the trick, Su Xi followed her cousin to guess the lantern riddles. She was not good at this kind of thing, but her cousin guessed correctly, and finally won the most precious butterfly lantern from the shopkeeper.The lantern is so lifelike that it can even flap its wings!

"Cousin, here it is for you!" Cousin was about to pass the lantern to Su Xi, when a cat meowed suddenly.

Su Xi turned her head and looked, a white cat came out of the alley, limping, very pitiful.

"Oh! How did you get hurt?" Su Xi squatted down, gently picked up the white cat, and stroked its head.

The white cat mourned and rubbed against Su Xi's hand, which was infinitely endearing.

Seeing that Su Xi's attention was completely attracted, the cousin silently withdrew his hand to deliver the lantern. This is not over yet, a wild dog sprang out from nowhere, grabbed his jade pendant and ran away.

"Hey! My jade pendant!" Cousin tried to chase after him, but suddenly stopped and looked at Su Xi.

Su Xi said: "That jade pendant was left to my cousin by my aunt, go quickly!"

The cousin hurriedly chased him out.

At this moment, only Su Xi and the white cat were left. She pinched the soft cat pad and said with a smile, "Little guy, why are you also a little red between your eyebrows? You look like the third prince!"

The white cat froze for a moment, then started meowing with its tail flicking and licking its paws. It looked like a normal cat.

Su Xi: "Still coming back? Then I'll kiss you!"

After she finished speaking, she lowered her head and made a gesture of kissing.

At this time, the white cat made a series of panicked voices: "Stop, stop, stop!"

With a bang, the white cat turned into the noble and unparalleled Third Prince Nezha. He blushed and scolded: "How dare you blaspheme the gods?!"

Su Xi almost laughed, and tried to hold back and said, "Yes, I was wrong. Tonight's lantern festival, my cousin is missing, and only my daughter is wandering around, praying to His Royal Highness the Third Prince, who has boundless magic power, to accompany my daughter to the lantern festival." !"

Nezha coughed, and said pretending to be majestic: "Well, for the sake of your piousness, I promise you."

So Nezha used illusion to change the cassock on his body into a jade belt.He walked in the market like an ordinary handsome young man. I am afraid that no one in the crowd would have thought that he would pass by an ancient god today.

The crowd was so crowded that Su Xi bumped into Nezha's arms without noticing.

The young man is slender, like a green pine growing on a high mountain, as if as long as he hides under his shade, he doesn't have to be afraid of any wind and rain.

Su Xi raised her head and begged, "Can you hold my hand? I'm afraid I might get lost."

Nezha looked into her eyes, and his voice was like a chime, with a reassuring force: "With me here, you will never have to be afraid."

Su Xi showed a smile: "Yes."

Nezha took Su Xi's hand and led her forward.There was a hawker selling candied haws in front of him, and the straw handle he held was filled with red candied haws. Little stars appeared in Su Xi's eyes, like a child, he couldn't walk right away.

Nezha took out a gold bead from the universe in his sleeve, handed it to the peddler, and then randomly took out five candied haws. After thinking about it, he put four back in and only gave one to Su Xi: "Only eat." One, or it would be a toothache."

Su Xi took the candied haws, bit off one, and handed it to Nezha's mouth, and asked with a smile, "Do you want to eat?"

Nezha shook his head: "I've grown up."

Su Xi suddenly became unhappy, shook his hand and said coquettishly, "Eat one~"

Nezha opened his mouth and bit one.

Su Xi showed a triumphant expression, took his hand, and walked forward.

In front of the Earth Temple on the corner of the street, trays of tributes were placed at the feet of the statue of the father-in-law of the land, including melon seeds, peanuts, apples, oranges... everything.

The father-in-law of the land was lazily lying on the altar and eating melon seeds. The melon seed shells were scattered all over the ground. He was showing an expression of enjoyment.

I saw a pair of Bi people passing by the temple. The girl has bright eyes and teeth, and the beauty of the country is heavenly.

But the problem is, that son is the great god of the Santan Haihui, the third prince of Nezha! ! !

At this moment, this person who has been famous since the Zhou Dynasty, and such a small god as the land father-in-law can only look up to, is holding the hand of a mortal girl to visit the lantern festival.

The girl held a bunch of candied haws in her hand, and both she and Nezha had something in their mouths. Obviously, they were both eating candied haws.

Crash!The melon seeds in the father-in-law's hand were scattered all over the ground.

Oh my God!The third prince is eating candied haws? !The kind of stuff kids eat! !

Just when the land father-in-law's three views were shattered, Nezha seemed to sense that someone was watching him, and suddenly looked over. He saw the stunned land father-in-law, froze for a moment, then looked at him ruthlessly, chewed hard Broken candied haws in my mouth.

Suddenly, the father-in-law of the land remembered Nezha's great achievements in capturing the dragon and making trouble in the sea, and covered his mouth in horror.no no no!I'm just a little land lord, I don't know anything! ! !

"Nezha, what are you looking at?" Su Xi asked while biting into candied haws.

"It's nothing." Nezha looked away, saw a little bit of sugar on the corner of Su Xi's mouth, and reached out to help her wipe it off.

He is so gentle and considerate, he no longer looks like a high-ranking god, but like a brother next door who takes good care of the little sister next door.

Su Xi held his hand and said, "It would be great if I was born 1000 years earlier."

Nezha wondered, "Why? The world is peaceful now, the river is clear and the sea is clean, isn't it good?"

Su Xi shook his head: "If I were born 1000 years earlier, I would be as old as you, and then I would live next door to you, and we could play hide-and-seek together, play snowball fights, and cover our heads with lotus leaves as hats when it rains. If you scold you, you will sneak to me, and I will hide you!"

Such a beautiful fantasy, even Nezha couldn't help but yearn for it. At this moment, Su Xi's voice suddenly dropped, like a butterfly hit by raindrops and helplessly landed: "Not like now, you are a god, and I am a human being." , so far away..."

Nezha was heartbroken, and blurted out: "It's not far away now, as long as you call my name in the future, I will appear in front of you!"

There were little smiles in the depths of Su Xi's eyes: "Really?"

Nezha nodded, and said solemnly, "This is the god's promise."

Su Xi smiled brightly, and the streets were full of fire trees and silver flowers, but it was not as bright and moving as her smile.

"In this case, then I have to think about how to call you. Everyone calls you the third prince, what if you can't tell the difference?" Su Xi pondered for a moment, then his eyes lit up and said: "Yes, I will call you the third prince." How is brother?"

Nezha was stunned for a moment: "Third brother?"

Su Xi: "That's right! You are the third son of the Li family, so naturally you are my third elder brother!"

Third brother, this title is so lingering, and the girl in front of him pronounced it with an extremely sweet voice, Nezha's face suddenly turned red, and his heart seemed to be soaked in warm water, so soft that it almost melted up.

The immortal lives in the clouds all day long, with a pure heart and few desires, and looks down on the vicissitudes of the world, but he doesn't know that the love in the world is so entangled in people's hearts.

Nezha and Su Xi wandered the market for a long time, setting off sky lanterns and fishing for goldfish, and finally found a high ground to watch the fireworks bloom.

Under the sky full of stars, Su Xi stared at Nezha's eyes, his eyes were as gentle as water waves: "Third brother, can you hug me?"

Nezha should have said no, but his eyes were like weak water that cannot float. As soon as he saw it, his heart sank into it, and he couldn't struggle at all.

Nezha stretched out his hand, and slowly hugged Su Xi into his arms. They cuddled tightly, so close that the distance between gods and humans was broken.

The wind brought a warm fragrance of flowers, the two looked at each other quietly, and the world disappeared at this moment.

Su Xi raised her face and approached slowly, her bright red lips touched the corners of Nezha's lips.

Boom!The gorgeous fireworks bloomed in the night sky, as if the stars in the sky fell into the world.