Every time I wake up I'm at the crime scene

Ever since Actor Jiang moved, strange things have happened.He would always wake up somewhere else inexplicably.The first time was next to the garbage bin in the next neighborhood. Jiang Ran, who was wearing floral underpants, looked blankly at the passers-by who took pictures of him, thinking he was dreaming.Until the early grocery shopping aunt squeezed his face and said, "Don't say it, he really looks like a star, with delicate skin and tender flesh." The headline of the day became: The actor also loves flowery underpants.The second time was on the main road, because of the hot search shadow, he changed into mature blue pants.At that time, he was sleeping soundly, and dreamed that everyone was celebrating his birthday.Until the sanitation worker drove the sprinkler, accompanied by the happy birthday song, and sprinkled water on him mercilessly.The headline of the day became: Actor hangover on the street.The third time was in the park... The headlines of the day: The actor also likes to do morning exercises, veteran cadres... But these times, without exception, corpses appeared within a radius of ten meters.The actor who made frequent headlines and appeared at the scene of the crime was immediately locked by the crime team.Lin Qian, the leader of the serious crime team, looked at someone smiling silly and sweetly on the big screen, frowned, and thought: Is there a serial killer who looks so stupid? 1. Overhead!This story is pure nonsense. 2. The actor is attacked by the leader vs the team leader