[Zhongyingmei] Donuts are divided into half for you

"Adonis—come to eat—"

"Adonis—"

"...Beta—"

"..."

Responding to Captain America's call, there was laughter in the living room as if demolishing a house.Today's weather is unbelievably good, and the two children in the sun are having fun on the ground, wiggling their buttocks along with the wonderful children's songs that spread throughout the space.

"KlingklingelingklingDingDing—"

"Dasweihnachtslied, dasichgernsing (this is my favorite Christmas song)..."

"Jarvis - can you turn that off a little bit?"

Captain America held his forehead.He'd listened to "Tink Tin Tink" nearly a hundred times this morning, and now his head was full of Christmas melodies.

Before Jarvis could speak, the little girl in a strawberry skirt suddenly hugged her head and shouted:

"No, no Jarvis - don't turn it off!"

The smart butler quickly replied at this moment: "Good lady."

Holding her chubby face, the little girl began to circle around the Lego bricks again.

Steve: "..."

Is it because I, Captain America, are getting old, or are you, Jarvis, gone?

At this moment, Bucky came out of the kitchen with his apron still on.When the little girl who was circling saw him, her blue eyes sparkled, she rushed over and hugged his calf.

Then she said coquettishly, "My head is so dizzy——"

"..."

A headache hit Steve.In fact, he has been having headaches since this morning. The reason is that Tony and Lizzie don't know how many honeymoons they have in a year. This pair of irresponsible and playful parents handed over a pair of children to Bucky and him.

With no one else in the Avengers Tower now except for the four of them (and Jarvis, maybe), Steve has nowhere to turn. He never knew parenting was such a chore.

Siblings Adonis and Beta are not easy-going, and although they are smarter and more precocious than other kids, this also contributes to their mischief-making skills.

Steve looked at the little girl Bucky picked up with one hand, she was Beta.She also has an older brother named Adonis.

The name Adonis, no matter how it is called or sounds, is as shameful as death, and it is as hair-numbing as a Chinese girl named herself "Xi Shi".But the little Adonis is indeed worthy of the name of a beautiful Greek boy. He combines all the advantages of his father and mother. There is probably no child in the world who looks more glamorous than him.

Now, Adonis' attention was not attracted by anyone in the living room, and he was tiptoeing in a series of "jingle bells", circling intoxicatedly, as Beta had just done.Turning to the dark sky, the lower body is unstable, and then the small body tilts, and the buttocks sit down on the entire Lego block.

— Lizzie spent a week putting together LEGO bricks.

Steveton felt bad, he ran at the speed of rushing towards the enemy's trench, and picked up the little boy who was sitting down in the ruins of building blocks.

Adonis' eyes had turned into soggy poached eggs.The teardrops were round and already wet the astonishingly long eyelashes.

Captain America's nerves were tense, and the alarm sounded in his brain!

"Hey boy, want some egg pudding? I'll let you have an extra one today."

Adonis' tears were stuck halfway up.He sucks his little nose.

"Can only, only eat one more?"

He has Tony's brown hair and Tony's honeyed eyes, but he looks almost like Lizzie begging for ice cream in a questioning manner.

"If you eat too much of that, you'll get tired."

Bucky has already lifted Beta into the baby chair.Steve strolls to his seat with Adonis in his arms as well.

Beta made a face at her red-eyed brother: "He can eat a hundred egg puddings without getting tired."

Adonis nodded happily, "Yes!"

Steve handed him the little plate of the kid's meal: "...but that's too high in calories, and you might turn out to be a big fat man."

Beta licked the small spoon, and answered cleverly: "Oh, will it be as big as the Hulk? It's as big as a house!"

Adonis thought for a while: "Hulk is like several houses." He looked down at his feet again, "The houses have to be stacked up. Like making hamburgers, layer by layer..."

Then, out of his wits, he began to think about how to stack the house.

Steve was speechless.He felt that Beta's definition of "fat" was a bit off, and Adonis always missed the point.

Before Adonis' imagination had run wild, he tapped on his little plate and called on them to eat quickly.

The two siblings finally had their meal, but it didn't mean that Steve and the others could get safety.Adonis is fine, the little boy has a huge appetite and eats fast; Beta is not so keen on food, her interest lies in arranging the plates.

Bucky couldn't help it after watching her use up all the lettuce slices and twist them into weird shapes.

"Eat well."

The commands are declarative, but the tone is gentle.

Beta blinked her Lizzie-like blue eyes, which seemed to hold a small, bright cornflower in their pupils.

"Guess! Guess what this is?"

Bucky asked her, "Is there any reward for guessing right?"

Beta held the fork in his fleshy hand, with a look of reason: "You guessed it right, I'll eat them all!"

Bucky: "..."

I don't even know who this reward is for.But it sounded tempting: he wanted the kid to eat more.

He racked his brains over the disheveled salad.Barely gave a few conjectures such as "an elephant swallowed by a snake" and "Teletubbies' antenna", but they were all rejected by the little girl.

Finally she sighed and announced the answer, as if sadly:

"This is champagne. The thinner slices of lettuce are her tail—"

She deliberately cut them into thin strips!Aren't those two half tomatoes just like the eyes of champagne?

Seeing Bucky's thoughtful expression, she smiled flatteringly at him again: "You got the wrong answer, you have to help me eat them all."

Bucky: "..."

Why haven't I heard that there is such a punishment for failing to answer the question?

Before he could say "eat by yourself", Beta begged again in her soft and sweet childish tone: "Please—just a little bit, help me share a little bit!"

She compared the distance of "a little bit" with her fingers, and narrowed her eyes from that gap, pitifully.

Steve could see with his toes that Bucky couldn't resist the look—he only paused for half a second before bringing over the plate with the little pink flowers on it and helping her share some of the lettuce slices.

Beta's braids were going up to the sky, she thanked loudly, with a milky mouth:

"Thank you! You are the most handsome man in the whole world!"

Steve deliberately teased her: "That's not what you said in front of Tony yesterday."

Beta didn't blush and her heart didn't beat, she felt very mature and sighed: "Hey, he's so naive, he has to be coaxed every time."

Adonis wiped his mouth with a small handkerchief, and he also echoed: "Papa is the most childish!"

Hearing the facts from the child's mouth, Steve was slightly shocked and gloated——

If Tony heard this, his face would not look good.He probably would have insisted that he didn't care, but in fact his heart had been split into eight petals, and he turned around to find Lizzie to hug and kiss.

Lizzie wouldn't dislike him, because they were both half-baked and childish.

In this way, the two children are overly mature.

That's normal - if you have parents who are on an endless honeymoon, you'll grow up by leaps and bounds.

……

The four of them finally finished their lunch. Steve and Bucky cleaned up the dishes, and the two children rushed into the small room with a "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and-" and and Steve and Bucky bowls and chopsticks were cleaned up, the two children rushed into the small room as if they were driving a train.

Adonis pulled out a small crown from under his pillow, which he fastened on top of his shaggy hair.He was beautiful, with those honey-brown eyes that shone like a true king's son.

"Do you want this?"

Beta asked her brother at the right time, holding his little sword in her hand.Adonis took it happily, raised his weapon high, and shouted his lines indistinctly:

"Think of me as your wielding sword, Ray, Ray—"

He suddenly stuck.After a full ten seconds, the tip of the sword slowly drooped and drooped in frustration, and he almost wailed.

Beta crawled over, wrapped his hands with both hands, and helped him lift up:

"It's 'Laerti'."

Adonis was happy again. He wiped his eyes and said cheerfully, "Take me as your sword, Laerte!"

Beta blinked her eyes and pretended to be rough: "Oh—Hamlet loves his nephew."

Adonis: "Yes, king!"

After he finished he scratched his cheek.There seems to be something wrong.

At this time, Beta praised him intimately again: "You seem to have—really have a talent for acting, brother!"

Adonis was a little shy. He dropped his sword and buried his face in the blanket, only showing his round buttocks.

Seeing that he wasn't going to perform again, Beta climbed onto the bed, her small body tightly suppressing him.

"Brother, have you done anything fun recently?"

Adonis shared with her his latest little trouble: he thinks there is a little girl named Dolly in the kindergarten who is very pretty, and he really wants to know her.

Beta straightened up as if he hated iron and steel, completely using his buttocks as a cushion:

"You have to, you have to take the initiative!"

She thought for a long time before coming up with the word.

"As much as I love Bucky, he helped me eat a lot of salad today!"

The little girl spoke amazingly.She proudly puffs out her chest and announces with satisfaction the good results of the initiative.Adonis was dumbfounded.

He is like a little turtle that wants to turn over but can't, scratching his limbs in the quilt:

"But, but you don't like what you feed him?"

Adonis never got the point right.His simple, boyish heart thought—

How can you give something you don't like to someone you like?

"You stupid!" Beta snorted, "If he can't help me eat the things I hate, then what is there for me to like about him?"

She uttered a complete sentence, with clear logic and powerful theory.

Adonis was dumbfounded again.

"—you're a little fool, Adonis."

The girl sat on her brother's body, looking down from above.There was a look of disdain in her blue eyes, and the way the jaw was raised was completely overlapping with Tony's now.

Adonis understood the "idiot", he was a little dazed, and didn't know why he was suddenly scolded.

He felt like crying.

"Don't cry now, brother. I'll accompany you in another play, okay?"

Adonis muffled: "But I don't want to—"

"Ah! Then let's play Lego!"

The little girl clapped her palms suddenly: "You just broke mom's Lego blocks—"

She brought up the fact that Steve had fooled her again, and Adonis was shocked.

He felt so sad all of a sudden, he couldn't help crying and turned into a watering can!

Tears spouted from those bright eyes similar to Tony's, and the little prince's pretty face was flushed, and he was out of breath from crying.

Beta looked at him for a while, then slowly leaned over and kissed him on the forehead.

With an apple-like red face, Adonis hiccupped in a daze.

"Don't cry, although it's fun for you to cry, it will draw adults over."

The kiss from his sister had magical powers, and Adonis gradually stopped crying and forgot about being called a "little idiot" just now.

Beta took him by the hand and got off the bed, and the two of them went to the living room to assemble the destroyed Lego blocks.

In the golden sunshine, Beta looked at her brother's snow-white face and repeated silently in her heart:

Adonis, little idiot.

The author has something to say: #This chapter can be eaten with bgm "SchnuffelsWeihnachtslied", which is the German Christmas nursery rhyme of "Ring, Ring, Ding, Ding".

Letting Dundong take the baby, it seems that there is no need to bring orz at all...

Adonis, who looks like Tony and like Lizzie, and Beta, who looks like Lizzie and like Tony at heart (a mouthful).

The next chapter is a love letter, a love letter from Tony to Lizzie (rubbing hands)