[Zhongyingmei] Donuts are divided into half for you

"Where are the rescuers coming from!"

Lizzie closed the windows and searched everywhere in the car, including under the seat cushions.

"...this driver?"

Looking forward, she asked suspiciously.

The driver, with a small belly, deep skin and drooping eyes, gave her a silly smile.

Deadpool tossed his bulging gun bag: "No, no, it's not him. You don't even think about how much money you have in hand now!"

Lizzie was so curious, she took up the conversation in a very polite way: "Then who did you hire?"

Maybe it's a mutant who can assassinate the president!

She was a little excited, and felt that this was not good, so she immediately recited "World Peace" silently twice in her heart.

"Uh, you're really embarrassing me. Big name? Not big name? I can tell you, he has a very upturned little butt...Hey, don't look at me like that! Anyway, that's a dimpled little brat that's very pleasing to readers —he's fast."

"high speed?"

"Hmm. We hit Uber, he's on two legs!"

……

Five minutes after the battle started, Lizzie saw this troublesome rescuer.

The moment she saw him, she understood what it meant to be fast.

The actual combat was surprisingly simple - although there was a small problem at the beginning - they left the Hello Kitty bag full of guns and ammunition in the taxi.

This almost made Wade collapse: that is almost all of his net worth!From the toilet corner of his mother's house, under the sofa cushions, and even in the rotten-smelling underpants of his roommate!

Obviously, their rescue is far more reliable than the two fighting themselves.While Wade was frantically making phone calls, under the gaze of Lizzie who was hiding behind the cover, the group of villain miscellaneous soldiers suddenly flew up as if they were under a spell!

The scene can be described as very spectacular!Like a goddess scattering flowers!

At the same time, the silver trajectory shuttled past, but it was just a flash.

Lizzie seized the opportunity keenly, and with a movement of her palm, she captured all the flames in the souls of the weak shrimps.

This group of flabbergasted little flames was "cooked up" by Lizzie just like fish fry caught in a snare.They flew into the air and were thrown down again. The moment they landed, their chests bounced up as if they were shocked by electricity, and they passed out.

"Enough! Now for the hack-and-slash show—"

When Wade finished making the phone with his back to the battlefield, and then turned his head, he found that the vast land was really clean...

The rhetoric was suddenly stuck in half.

Cleared.

Be, clear, field, gone!

"You -- you -- this section of brother Zai's big independent movie has been on for at least half an hour! And your behavior will make the audience refund tickets! Bad kids!"

Deadpool started yelling and jumping.Lizzie rolled her eyes at him: I really don't know what's dissatisfying about such a capable and high-quality partner like them.

As if to mock him, the mysterious reinforcements passed by them again like a gust of wind.Lizzie narrowed her eyes slightly, and when she opened them again, she saw that the villain they were going to catch, Francis, had been tied up like a piece of Dongpo meat, with at least ten loops of tape on his mouth.

Deadpool just muttered a few words this time, and then jumped up and down in front of his rival, looking excited again.

"Okay, that's good, save the trouble." He said, lowering his head and leaning closer to Francis' crotch, "Oh baby, the once-in-a-lifetime moment, I've been thinking about it! Let me see if your underwear is black boxer or big Calico?"

……

Francis looked terrified.His barely handsome face was deformed.

"May God bless." Deadpool seemed to lose interest again, he stretched his waist, and stopped teasing, "I really want to chop you into minced meat, but unfortunately I'm in a hurry—"

Not much nonsense, the cold light of the samurai sword flashed, and Francis' head rolled to the ground.There was a big gap on the neck, and there was a lot of blood.

Evil... It looks disgusting enough that she almost spits out the corn kernels she ate.

Lizzie, who never remembered that she had broken the enemy's neck, covered her eyes and peeked out through her fingers.

The hostage rescued by the mysterious partner who cut the rope—Miss Vanessa—wiped her tears and ran towards Deadpool, who caught her, and the two quickly entangled together.

"Wow, happy ending."

Lizzie adds narration to this shot enviously.

She is really looking forward to this kind of fairytale ending, a bit like the end of a Disney movie-although Vanessa is not a princess, and the bad-faced Wade is not a prince.

"Uh, hey."

She became emotional there, and someone soon came to her.It was a young silver-haired boy with earphones around his neck and goggles in front of his eyes.

"You're the one who ate my corn!"

Lizzie's tone was sure and emphatic.She jumped up like a cat whose tail had been stepped on, and confronted the boy.

Although they were still a tacit combat partner a second ago, but now——

Anyone who robs her of food is an enemy!

The boy pushed up the goggles together with his hair, revealing his smooth forehead and beautiful facial features.He looked embarrassed.

"Just a joke, sorry - that smells really good."

The aroma of corn kernels is so addictive!He originally wanted to steal two, but he couldn't hold back, and he ate half of the bucket.

The boy apologized sincerely and expressed his appreciation for her love of food.Lizzie glanced at him reluctantly and waved her hand.

"Forget it, it's okay."

She replied nasally.Feeling dizzy at the same time—

Tensioned in the moment of battle just now, she is full of energy; this will relax, and the symptoms of the cold will come flooding in.

She wilted into a dehydrated cabbage.

The silver-haired boy immediately expressed concern: "You have a cold?"

He spoke quickly, sharply and simply.

Lizzie bowed her head and nodded.Her cheeks flushed unnaturally.

"I have some cold medicine here, you can try it, it will work quickly!"

Lizzie didn't even catch his movement: it was so fast.He worked a magic trick like David Copperfield, and a bottle of dark potion appeared in the palm of his hand.

She looked at the bottle of weird liquid suspiciously, it looked scary enough.But she was attracted by the words "quick results".

If the effect is really so miraculous, then she will be able to avoid nagging when she goes back.

With sneaky thoughts, Lizzie took the potion from the boy.The silver-haired boy looked at her and smiled, two deep dimples appeared on his cheeks.

As soon as the black potion got close to Lizzie's nose, she felt bad—the smell was so spicy that she wanted to sneeze dozens of times; when she pinched her nose and poured it in, strange things happened .

White smoke began to come out of her ears.

A steady stream of air gushed out from her ear holes, and Lizzie was almost frightened to collapse. She shouted at the boy in shock and fear:

"What's going on? What's going on here? You, you change me back!"

She was afraid that it was his trick to play tricks on her, tears were about to come down, swirling in the circles of her eyes.

The boy hurriedly comforted him: "This is a refreshing potion! It's a... potion. Invented by wizards, it can cure colds, but it has a side effect: it will make your ears smoke for a while."

Lizzie will just want to cry!She'd rather be sneezing and running nose all the time than be a whining Thomas the Tank Engine!

She felt that she was the most miserable person in the world!A poor old woman who has lost her footing through credulity!A test case for a wizard's recipe!

The silver-haired boy scratched the back of his head in distress: "Don't worry, it will be fine within 10 minutes! This is an enhanced version, and the side effects won't last long."

Lizzie held back the tears that almost burst out of her eyes. After 10 minutes, her ears really stopped smoking.

She shook her head and found that her head was no longer dizzy; she said a few words, her voice was as clear as usual.

Her cold is really gone!

Lizzie's mood immediately became as sunny as the sun.She looked at the boy and thanked him sheepishly.

"Thank you." If only the potion didn't have such weird side effects.

"Ah uh, don't thank me. My sister actually gave it to me. She's at Hogwarts in England now—as an exchange student from the American School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."

When the boy mentioned his sister, his expression changed completely, and his eyes lit up with pride.

"Your sister is a wizard?"

Lizzie asked curiously.

She hadn't seen a real wizard yet!

"It's a bit complicated. She's a wizard and a mutant. Hey, her abilities are a little bit like yours."

The silver-haired boy scratched his hair.In fact he has a little affection for Lizzie: because she also "mind-controls".

The topic was quickly opened.They chatted all the time and Lizzie happily accepted the teenage Amway - now she knew his name was Pietro - and he recommended many songs to her, one of his favorites was "Timeina Bottle" which he loved no matter the occasion Listening to this, Lizzie wrote it down in her pocket notebook.

In exchange, she told Pietro a lot of delicious snack shops-you must know that the food is more than milky corn kernels.

They also exchanged Instagram accounts with each other.The two looked at each other and smiled, feeling that they had made a good friend.

"God, it's so late again! I can't always remember the time."

Lizzie, who lost herself in the chat, soon discovered that it was only 5 minutes away from Tony's one-hour time limit.

It was too late to fly this time.She took a deep breath and sadly said goodbye to her little friend.

However, Pietro stopped her. He narrowed his eyes with a smile, and the corner of his mouth was like a crescent moon: "Hurry up? I can give you a ride."

Lizzie's eyes lit up suddenly.

The silver-haired boy flipped his goggles back and put his hand on the back of Lizzie's neck.

"Prevent hyperextension."

He grinned.

In the next second, Pietro's smile was completely blurred.Lizzie's eyes flashed in disorder, and she felt as if she was caught by a bird and flew swiftly in the sky;

In two seconds—maybe one second, Timebringer's free journey is over.Lizzie shook her head and held the door silently.

Pietro supported half of her shoulders intimately: "Hey, are you okay?"

I'm fine, just a little nauseous.

Lizzie waved her hand weakly: "It's okay, thank you, Pietro—"

A shadow fell before his eyes.Lizzie froze in position.She and Pietro are shoulder to shoulder, like a couple...

A pair of desperate quail.

She raised her head tremblingly.

Saw Tony Stark's face against the light.His face was as heavy as paper, as if he could squeeze out a catty of ink at any time.

The author has something to say: I am so sorry!Play games and forget the time! (Amway's game MergeDragons! Can't stop at all!

①Wanda's setting is Pietro's sister.A good Avenger was sent to Hogwarts by me_(:зゝ∠)_

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The ending looks like a rape scene (not

[I forgot to send out little red flowers yesterday:]

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[A notice]: Catch bugs late at night today.The class is full tomorrow, so I don't know if I can change it.If there is no update after 08:30, don't wait for me!Chirp!