[Zhongyingmei] Donuts are divided into half for you

"Okay babyboy, I'm here to ask you for help."

"I refuse. I have preparations for the debate this week." Peter crossed his arms and said mercilessly.He was already too busy with this game to get dizzy.

Deadpool can't believe he got Waterloo on his best mate (thought he was)!

He staggered back a few steps.It seemed that he couldn't bear the blow.

"Oh-shit! I got this world mixed up with your schedule in another world!"

Deadpool jumped violently, stomping and stomping on the pillow that had already been torn apart.The young Spider-Man couldn't bear his madness any longer, and with a lift of his wrist, the spider web flew out from the launcher, firmly sticking Deadpool's foot to the floor.

Lizzie took a strawberry lollipop from her pocket and sucked it into her mouth, her cheeks puffed up, and she turned a page of her homework book.

She kept writing.Victory is in sight!

The deadpool in the fluff learned to play pitiful this time, and he tried to attract Peter's attention with a weak call; obviously he failed, and Peter had another thick layer of glue on his mouth.

But in fact, even with his mouth shut, he can be annoying: the spider webs on his legs finally melted, and he lumbered over to Lizzie, sticky, when the webs in his mouth disappeared too. At the time, he almost couldn't wait to speak:

"What about you, are you free? Little Juan!"

"Me?" Lizzie finished the last question and stuffed it into her schoolbag. "I don't have either. I have an exam soon, and I'm very busy with homework."

Deadpool put her shoulders in a fuss: "My God! Tomorrow is Sunday!"

Lizilla's hand froze as she unzipped her schoolbag.Her teeth hit the lollipop, making a crisp "click".

"Peter! You scoundrel! Why don't you remind me that tomorrow is Sunday?"

It's in vain that she worked so hard to finish all the homework!all!

Peter on the side had already laughed happily: "I'm just supervising you, procrastination! Look, you'll have all day free tomorrow."

"So you're not busy at all?"

Through the mask, Lizzie could feel the sudden ray of hope cast by Deadpool.

Lizzie gouged out her little friend viciously: the promised time!The result is not to do white work for leggings!

She cleared her cough and put on a show: "I don't want to go through your muddy water."

You have to know that her "elders" group (Stark is the most) don't like them playing together: Deadpool always looks a little crazy, and he has a face with balls and teeth.If Tony found out about this, he might be punished a lot.

"Oh comeon, you wooly little idiot—" Deadpool yelled out unbearably, "Now I'm asking for help! The opportunity is once in a lifetime! I, win back the horse, go to the top! You, prove yourself, round hero Dream!"

Deadpool poked at her itchy spot - as soon as the word "hero" came out, she touched her nose and fell silent.A little emotional.

"Or do you just scream like a nursing baby when it comes to real guns?"

Deadpool lowered his voice maliciously.

Lizzie hated being hooked like a brainless idiot - but she did get a little pissed off by him.

So the result of all the passion is...

She agreed.

Her insane client pointed the backs of his feet straight to the ground, and twirled around like a ballet: "The thought of fighting with my good friend Francis, my cannons are already hungry and thirsty."

Peter, meanwhile, was a little restless.Although he and Lizzie had been working together for some time, they had never encountered a greater danger than a jewel robber.

"Don't worry, I won't be close to the battlefield. I will use my ability at a farther place." Lizzie comforted him like this.

As for hand-to-hand combat, leave it to the mercenary king.I heard that this guy is very rough, and he still carries a self-healing hanger with him.

"Hey dude, have you ever seen a heroine get herself ashamed by taking a side quest? I promise she won't get blood on her pretty clothes."

Deadpool raised two fingers, swearing.

……

"You don't look well."

"Uh, I think I need some cold medicine."

Lizzie lifted the napkin she had blown into a ball from her nose.Her nose was a little red from excessive friction, and her voice was slightly dull.

She is a majestic mutant, plus the recipient of the ten times diluted super soldier serum, after kicking off the quilt yesterday, she gloriously—

Cold, cold, gone!

It's all because the weather changes too fast, and the alternation of hot and cold makes people unprepared.Lizzie was frozen in the middle of the night, and when she got up the next day, she found that half of the quilt had fallen to the floor, and she was buried in the pillow on her back, revealing half of her round buttocks in underwear.

This cold came at a really bad time, and her ability to perceive and control the flames of her mind has declined in an all-round way——

But it was still on the eve of the battle.Multiple effects play.

"Oh, the sun is so big today."

After she finished speaking, she sneezed again, sickly.

"How about some sunscreen repair cream?"

Deadpool is caring.

"Ha, you still carry this with you?"

"Don't be surprised. I brought a furry bugger with me the last time I fought in Antarctica, and he made the gamma radiation spew all over the place."①

"No - to be honest, I'm still a little hungry, can you let me buy some corn kernels first?"

Lizzie rubbed her belly.She regretted missing Kiss's breakfast time today - she got up early and then sneaked out without even bothering to eat breakfast.

Miss her confetti donuts so much!

However, Deadpool has already bluffed in her ear: "You are not kidding! Are you? No? We are in a hurry now!"

"But I don't have enough to eat and I don't have the strength to fight—"

Before she could finish her sentence, the pocket vibrated crazily.

"...oops." When she saw the contact's name, her eyes were dark.She made a mouth zip motion at Deadpool.

Then he closed his eyes as if he was dead, and pressed the answer button with trembling fingers.

The entire virtual screen suddenly expanded in the air, revealing Tony Stark's face.

He didn't give her any time to react, and he just said, "You didn't bring your alarm."

That Iron Man pendant 2.0.

Lizzie deliberately didn't bring it with her this morning, for fear that Tony would settle accounts with her.

But sooner or later it is the same.She watched desperately as the domineering president's mouth continued to open and close: "At this time, you should line up with your classmates to look at the dinosaur models in the science and technology exhibition area."

Hell, she forgot about it!The school also has group interest activities!

She screamed frantically in her heart!

However, when the voice is squeezed out of the throat, it is particularly dry, like green beans that have lost water: "I, I am with Peter now—"

In the picture, Tony stared at her sternly: "It's a lie. Parker just finished the morning training of the debate team 10 minutes ago, and now he is watching the bicycles for a couple in the park—"

"alone."

Lizzie let out a short moan from her throat.Like a choked chick.

"Let me guess what you're doing. It's not Peter, it's not Ned, it's not Chloe, what friend do you have—ha, T-bag face?"

As soon as this bad name came out, before she had time to deny it, Deadpool couldn't hold back!

"TONYSTA, N, K③! Do you dare to show me how many layers your insoles have today?"

It's over.

Lizzie could almost hear the veins popping on Tony's forehead.He stretched out his hand to hold down the throbbing nerves, and gave Lizzie an ultimatum:

"Just because I give you freedom doesn't mean I can do whatever you want. If you don't come back within an hour, I will reconsider giving you access."

"Wait, wait, wait—"

Communications were cut off.Lizzie's scalp tingled, and she looked at the innocent "egg face".

"Tell you to shut up, tell you to shut up! Hurry up and call it a day!"

Lizzie picked up her shiny round-toed shoes and crushed Deadpool several times.

The slut was screaming in pain from being stepped on, and spun around in circles: "Hey curly, relax! Brother has a clever plan!"

……

Lizzie lined up for corn kernels at Easy Now.

She didn't want to comment on Deadpool's ingenious plan at all: he just took Uber to get a gun at home, and he sent rescuers by the way-the cold seriously affected Lizzie's performance, and she couldn't rely on the remote control.

He blew kisses to her while getting in the taxi: "Wait for bro! Just say that this author is rich, and see how much money she allocated for bro! Bro thinks he can invite a whole group of forked men."

Taking advantage of the short time before the battle, Lizzie hurriedly found a place to fill her stomach.

Anyway, going home is also a death, it is better to be a full ghost.

She held a large tube of milk-flavored corn kernels and pushed open the glass shop door.While smelling the strong aroma of food, he pursed his mouth, feeling elated.

This battle is really sloppy.

Corn kernels are so delicious.

The cold had seriously dulled her nerves: at first she didn't pay any attention to the abnormality, but then it started to feel more and more wrong.

Because the corn kernels in her hands are constantly decreasing.

At first she thought she was eating too fast - but she only grabbed a handful at a time and chewed super slowly; but the corn kernels were reduced at a speed visible to the naked eye.

She kept an extra eye this time and only ate one or two, but it was useless!Her corn kernels are going to bottom out by now!

In broad daylight, who stole her corn kernels without anyone noticing!

Lizzie didn't even go on the road at all, but stopped and looked around.

She didn't eat breakfast because of the fight!I caught a cold last night!I was also told by Tony!

Now, even eating a corn kernel, there is a ghost who will snatch it from her!

The more Lizzie thought about it, the angrier she became, and the hair on the top of her head turned up.

She hugged the large bucket of corn kernels tightly, and stood on the street with a pair of vigilant eyes wide open.

This look really made her discover something.

That glutton seemed to be playing hide-and-seek with her.Every time she turned her head to the left, there was a whistling wind on the right; she looked to the right, and the ghost was poking around on her left.

He came and went without a trace, and Lizzie closed her eyes to concentrate, and only had time to catch a silver trace of her mind.

In a flash.

There was a touch on the side of the face.She rubbed it hard with her fingertips, and the left half of her face turned red.

This glutton seemed to poke her cheek!

It can be said to be very excessive!

"Hey stupid! The reinforcements have arrived, get in the car!"

The beeping of the horn exploded behind him.Deadpool poked his head out of the car window, excitedly shaking Hello Kitty's gun bag at her.

Before Lizzie could react to him, the car door slammed open, Deadpool stretched out his arm and pulled her up, she screamed - and then she was stuffed into the back seat with corn kernels .

The taxi drove non-stop, roaring and running forward with full horsepower, leaving behind a burst of blue smoke.

The author has something to say: ①From the plot of Deadpool comics.

②T-bag face: Eggy face, it’s ugly anyway, you know it.

③tonystank: Nini's black name, black name.

【Today's Best】: Delicious milky corn kernels.

[Nini's kiss for right guess in the brainless quiz]: Who stole the corn kernels of the popsicles! (really easy to guess

By the way, hahahahahaha Lizzie who was stolen is super funny der(￣▽￣)...