[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[How can a girl who has a crush want to kill me. 】

【Owner: Su Su (Bounty Hunter)】

Watching the XR replay with Xina for a while, Su Su forcefully drove her to sleep when the clock was going to 10.

"Don't just talk about others, you should go to bed early." Xi Na told her before going to bed, "Going to bed early is good for girls' skin."

"I'm going to sleep after listening to the next contestant's song." Su Su smiled and said she knew.

The contestant currently on the show is a girl with a delicate face and a tall figure, holding a guitar. Although she is dressed in a standard manner and walks staggeringly, she is full of typhoons, like a model who is used to walking on the catwalk .

Su Su likes this girl's blond hair and blue eyes like Maldivian sea water very much, not to mention her sweet and clear voice. She has been paying attention to her since she appeared in the program Su Su.

Aside from good looks, singing is so good, such a person is eligible to advance.

Sue Sue turned down the volume of the TV set so as not to disturb the sleep of the elderly Xi Na.She let the black cat sit on the sofa by itself, and found a few cloth mice to play with for him, fearing that he would be lonely.

Then Su Su stood up, drew all the curtains, and hung down the rolling shutter on the glass door, and then took out the notebook from her bag and put it on the coffee table.

The cover of the notebook is shiny and shiny, full of golden rhinestones, spelling out a pattern of Winnie the Pooh holding a crock pot and licking honey.There is also the word Disney in white in the upper left corner.

From the shell alone, it can be seen that the owner of the notebook is not only childish, but also full of Disney feelings.

It’s not just the case of the notebook that is Disney, Su Su’s drinking cup, the case of the smartphone—which doesn’t seem to be popular—and the hairpin with the bangs are all Disney characters.

People who are so obsessed with something are really scary...

The black cat hugged the black leather cloth mouse that Su Su forcefully pushed over, looking at the person sitting in front of the notebook, full of complicated feelings.

Seeing that she is 26 and seven years old, I didn't expect to like cartoons so much, with such a profound Disney plot, Black Cat thinks...

She is so cute...

Not knowing what the cat staring at her was thinking, Su Su leaned over to the cloth mouse to tease him.The latter was not interested in the cloth mouse at all, but he had to pretend to be "fun and play with me", for fear of disappointing the girl.

After a few clicks, Su Su put down the cloth mouse, poked the black cat's nose lightly, and said with a smile: "Okay, I still have work to do, you can play by yourself."

After speaking, she rubbed her head instead of apologizing, and turned to play with her notebook.

No, the word "play" shouldn't be used to describe her behavior.

Because the black cat couldn't see her screen clearly, she jumped onto the back of the sofa lightly, raised her head and looked down.

Seeing Su Su wave the mouse and click the left button, a colorful interface was opened, and the cat's eyes of the black cat flashed in an instant, so beautiful that he dared not look at it.

The color goes from top to bottom, a little bit downward, from red orange * yellow green blue purple to purple blue green yellow orange red, just like the light scattered by a prism under the sunlight, it should be on the black background color, there is a rush The domineering...and stupidity that came.

Black Cat knows what kind of webpage uses such a sour color scheme.

Just look at the name that hangs high on the site.

Prism Bounty Hunter Forum.

The well-known bounty hunter forum in the underground world.

There are countless bounty hunter elites and rookies here, and all the words are filled with "kill" and "how to kill", as well as "how much to kill".

The missions posted on the forum are very wide ranging, ranging from complex assassinations of government//government//high-level//keys, to simple murders of ordinary residents, and even some "one hundred and eight kinds of cockroaches are completely wiped out." Kitchen tips such as "How to do it" and "On the Feasibility of [-] Ways to Kill Chickens and Fish without Seeing Blood" are constantly brushed on the page.

Some task rewards are unbelievably high, and some tasks only need to pay a forum currency that can be obtained by logging in and signing in on time.

It can be said that besides the mental hospital, the place where the neuropathy gathers the most.

Black Cat didn't pay much attention to these bounty hunter psychopaths before, but after he joined the Avengers, he accidentally discovered that Black Widow paid much attention to them.

But as a very well-known spy, agent and superhero, what's the use of her paying attention to these?

Black cats are very strange.

"But the 'one hundred and eight kinds of cockroaches completely removed method' is really useful," the black widow laughed, "only ten kinds were used, not only the cockroaches in the pet shop downstairs were gone, even the cockroaches in the dental clinic on the top floor were gone." It also disappeared."

T'Challa: "...what???"

He didn't understand Black Widow very well.

But after he tried some of the "one hundred and eight kinds of cockroach complete removal methods", and found that the cockroaches that could not be killed by Wakanda's high-tech really disappeared, he couldn't help but began to pay attention to this neuropathy forum up.

Wearing the forum vest obtained from the Black Widow, after a period of diving and watching, T'Challa gradually figured out the bottom of the forum.

There are many well-known bounty hunters on this forum, or well-known psychopaths, among them, there are the most tasks and the highest completion rate, and there are two very famous ids.

One id is "Grey Pigeon" who is elusive, and the other is "Pigeon Gray" with a vest.Usually the large one is used to send and receive tasks, and the small one is used to gossip and watch. "The method of completely eradicating one hundred and eight kinds of cockroaches" was published by this trumpet, and the number of replies was huge, and it has been highlighted in red and hung on the front page.

This person is moody when taking orders, sometimes complicated and sometimes simple, it all depends on the mood of this psychopath and the time when the aunt comes.According to Black Widow's long-term diving observation, she speculates that this gray pigeon is probably the founder of the forum.

Another id is also very elusive.The cuteness of this person's id is comparable to that of Winnie the Pooh, and he is called "Hello Kitty".It looks like a girl by name, but he speaks like a godsend, and he is extremely vulgar. He belongs to the kind of typed key words and then typed the full text.

This psycho usually doesn't talk when he's not online. As long as he's online, tsk, the Internet speed of the entire neuro forum will be slowed down a little because of his online talking.

While the black cat was thinking about it, Su Su quickly got on his vest and started to browse the page.

The black cat glanced over, and was instantly so astonished that it scratched the back of the sofa with its paws.

The famous bounty hunter Gray Pigeon... is she? !

This half-race girl who is always smiling and has a magical stomach? !

This gentle girl who just hugged him and watched a variety show like a singing talent show for an hour and a half with a kind old lady? !

[Strike out] This girl with nice breasts who was touched by him accidentally and felt an unusually soft touch? ! 【cross out】

...Yes, it's kind of scary.

It's really insane...

The black cat unconsciously set its gaze on the back of Su Su Jin's brown head.So... this psycho—this bounty hunter is now on the forum, what kind of job does he have?

Su Su searched in the refined mission post, and found information about a certain majesty.

She has been squatting in London for a long time, and finally got the news that the King of Wakanda arrived in London yesterday.Although today is Valentine's Day, Su Su is a single aristocrat, and she is not in the mood to date 419. She just wants to kill this majesty to get the huge bounty.

She is really short of money!

Look, when you're not doing business, you don't even have the money to sleep in a room in a hotel, so you can only work in this kind of abandoned pet shelter, earn a little money, and sleep in a dilapidated room on the first floor.

Sue Su felt aggrieved for his Winnie the Pooh.

This vote cannot fail.

Sue Sue knew that the British underground world without a criminal consultant was very chaotic, and many people wanted to use this ticket to show off, so as to squeeze out Moriarty's influence.

She is not interested in this.

She is only interested in money.

The man who posted the bounty for the assassination of the king of Wakanda has no shortage of money.He is very proactive about killing the king, not only reposting his reward post every 10 minutes to increase popularity, but also constantly updating information about the king at this moment.

Su Su quickly browsed through the information he had posted.

The content was still very detailed a day ago, but in the past day or so it suddenly became blurred, and he just said in an anxious tone: "Hurry up! Avengers is getting involved in this matter!"

It was fine if he didn't say anything, but as soon as he said "Reunion", the popularity of the post immediately dropped a lot.

No matter how crazy a bounty hunter is, he will still feel scared when he sees the name of a superhero.

After all, the group of Avengers not only beat alien robots and people from the God Realm externally, but even beat their own people internally. They started to be ruthless, and this group of psychopaths were also afraid.

Su Su has heard rumors that His Majesty the King of Wakanda is also a member of the Avengers, but this news has not been officially confirmed.

Even if it was confirmed, she would have made the vote.

After carefully reading the information given by the bounty offerer, Su Su smiled with a harmless face.

She was planning to browse the forum interface to see if anyone wanted to start a discussion on the assassination of the king, but at this moment, the forum refresh rate suddenly slowed down.

Su Su's rare expression froze, and a prompt box popped up on the right.

『Your forum friend (id: Hello Kitty) is online! 』

Before the crazy endless private chat dialog box popped up, Su Su immediately clicked off the Internet, the page stopped refreshing, and a 404 interface was displayed.

This made Su Su heave a long sigh of relief.

She is indeed a neuropathy, but a neuropathy also has a neuropathy of fear...

After petting the cat, Su Su turned around and dragged out a long, flat box from under the sofa. When he opened it, he saw that it was a sniper/shooter/gun that hadn't been assembled yet.

The Goldilocks on the TV sang another song. The singing was elegant and slow-paced. Combined with the snowy weather outside, it was very suitable for listening to alone on Valentine's Day.

Su Su checked the parts of the gun while listening.

The black cat was watching silently.

He also saw the reward post, saw his name, and saw the person who offered the reward.

For a moment, he couldn't think of who wanted him to die so much, but judging from the fact that this person could know his whereabouts, it was definitely done by insiders in Wakanda.

He probably guessed who it was.

only……

Unexpectedly, unexpectedly, the girl he has a crush on actually intends to accept the bounty on his head, which is really helpless...

But thinking about it in another direction, this means that even if he is not turned into a cat by the evil god, he will still meet Su Su one day, right?

Thinking about it this way, I was a little excited.

After Sue Su put away the guns, Goldilocks finished singing, and she was standing in the center of the arena with her guitar in her arms, bowing to the judges and the audience.

Through his own observation, Su Su vaguely judged that there should be some problem with the girl's eyes, and sometimes she could see that the left eye looked at something unnaturally, and it was not aligned with the right eye.

There seemed to be an unscrupulous person among the judges. Obviously the girl sang very well and was perfect, but he just went against the other judges and gave the red cross, which made the audience boo.

His old god was there, unmoved, with an expression of "I did it on purpose".

This red one affects the promotion very much.

Goldilocks was smiling wryly, and she must have realized that too.

Su Su touched a handful of palms/lei in the box, squinted one eye and looked at the judge who appeared on the screen.She pulled the trigger, but no shots fired.Because the bullet hasn't been pressed in yet, she doesn't intend to press it in either.

The camera came to Goldilocks again. She was accepting the harsh comments from the judges, but she was still smiling, softly and beautifully.

Who said that girls who love to laugh—especially girls who are good-looking and love to laugh, generally have good luck?

Su Su also laughed.

It’s okay, pretty girl, if you can’t advance to the next level, then I’ll help you get rid of the other contestants and the judge who always gave you a red cross, then you can easily advance to the next level, and Take the championship!

Don't thank me, I like doing voluntary labor for good-looking girls the most.

Sue Su smiled and pulled a black belt from the side of the case, put it on his shoulders, and used the remote control to turn off the TV at the moment the camera lost sight of Goldilocks.

She stood up with the box on her back, and before she could make another move, she saw the black cat on the back of the sofa chair.

He was looking at her with eager eyes.

She thought for a while, then bent down: "Hey, His Majesty the King of Preserved Eggs, are you interested in going with me to meet the real His Majesty the King?"

Black Cat: "..."

Where are you going to simply meet, you are going to take the life of His Majesty the king...

But... knowing that this girl is going to take his life, but he is inexplicably excited, how can he break...?

The black cat was tumbling inside, but calm on the surface.

But when Su Su tentatively stretched out his hand to him, he also grabbed it without hesitation.

You can't kill me anyway, so I'll go with you.