[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[His Majesty the Preserved Egg King. 】

【Owner: Su Su (Bounty Hunter)】

Snow is very romantic on Valentine's Day.

The black cat thought so while looking at the snow falling outside the window.

His country, Wakanda, is located in the tropics, and it doesn't snow in winter.T'Challa was studying in the United States and was very excited when he saw snow in the first winter.

But you can't tell from the outside.

When it was snowing outside the classroom, he just watched quietly, slowly imagining what it would be like if it snowed in Wakanda.

The statue of the leopard god covered in snow must be very mighty.

T'Challa thought so.

Later, he lived in the United States for a long time, and it often snowed in winter.

Now seeing the snowy black cat is not excited at all.

This is how habits are slowly formed.

Black Cat thinks that this kind of self is quite poetic.

Everyone said that he was fierce-looking, but who knew he still had such thoughts.

It's a pity that this thought can't continue today.

The gray parrot standing on the pole squinted its eyes and cleared its throat: "Your Majesty~ Your Majesty~"

Black Cat: "..."

I really don't want to deal with this product!

The gray parrot was "flappling" on the ceiling, flashing its wings with a gay purple luster, and the mouth was still cheap: "Your Majesty, take care of me~"

"Do you envy me~"

"Look~ I can fly~ I can talk~"

Black Cat: "..."

Why?What exactly is this for?

The captain, the Winter Soldier, Tin Can, and himself are all more reliable than Hawkeye. Why must this guy be able to talk after he becomes a cute pet?

What about the equality of all living beings? !

God?Panther God? hello?

The black cat felt from the bottom of his heart that if Hawkeye really had to accept the Winter Soldier, it would be nice to turn into a moth.

Look, he has turned into a parrot, yet he is still such a moth.

That's enough, I won't go on missions with him if I kill him in the future.

There was the sound of paws rubbing under the cat climbing frame. The black cat looked down and saw that the husky named "Tofu" was scratching the cat climbing frame.

Looking at it from this angle, this husky is still ridiculously handsome.I always feel that it does not look like a complete husky, and there is always some handsomeness that does not belong to huskies.

Probably a string, that is, the so-called mixed race.

The black cat thought for a while, just like the beautiful mixed-race girl he saw just now.

The products of two different bloodlines are always better-looking than the two originals that provided the bloodlines. It is practical for humans, but for pets... it makes sense just by looking at this tofu.

There is a dog tag on Tofu's neck, which looks like it is inlaid with gold. It doesn't look like an abandoned pet, but it looks like it was fostered here.Probably the mixed-race girl Sue.

It is quite appropriate for mixed-race owners to keep mixed-race pets.

Thinking of that girl, the black cat is like stroking its beard.

That girl is so pretty and gentle, and since she can appear in the shelter for abandoned pets, she must be very kind, which fully meets all his expectations of the owner before.

Miss Su Su pushed open the door and walked in. The tofu that was scratching the cat climbing frame just now and wanted the black cat to play with it immediately seemed to eat a bad stomach, slumped, and shrank up looking for a place.

——But since it is a relationship between raising and being raised, why are pets afraid of their owners?

Black cats are not afraid of Sue Sue.

On the contrary, he has a crush on her.

This girl smiles like a fox, but she is full of cuteness.

She obviously had a crush on him too, so she went upstairs and walked directly to the cat climbing frame, with her hands on her back, looking at him with a smile on her tiptoes.

"Hey, domineering little guy," Su Su said with a smile, "You like to sit on it very much, what's the matter? Does this high place have the aura of a king?"

It's a little bit, it's just a habit before being enchanted.

A shameless parrot chimed in: "Hey, beautiful girl, I am above him!"

The black cat flew quickly with an eye knife.

Yes yes yes, you are high above, very high above, you are so high above that you are almost integrated with the ceiling!Nobody wants to compete with you.

What the girl is talking about is aura, do you understand aura?

Of course, the clucking gray parrot didn't know that a certain majesty was grinding its claws secretly, and planned to give him a neck slap, so that he could deeply understand that "talking parrots die early" and "parrots that destroy the atmosphere die early". earlier" principle.

Su Su kept a beautiful smile on his face, tilted his head to look at the gray parrot, and said with a smile: "I like your color."

"Oh, good eyesight, I like it too." The gray parrot shook its head pretending to be deep.

Su Su smiled: "You are so eloquent, you don't look like a parrot, but like a human being."

The gray parrot has absolutely no sense of urgency about being discovered.Under the nervous gaze of the black cat, he shook his head and said, "Beauty, didn't you listen to what I said earlier?"

"No, what did you say?" Su Su asked, perfectly matching his performance.

The voice of the gray parrot suddenly became hysterical: "Help~ I was turned into a parrot la la la la la ~"

Black Cat: "..."

Can you say it so directly? ? ?

Su Su laughed loudly: "Really? You are so cute! Was it transformed by some magician's transformation spell? Do you need me to help you transform back?"

The gray parrot nodded: "Well, it is very necessary."

"Then how can I help you?"

"Come here and give me a hug, and I'll tell you."

Black Cat: "..."

I rely on, this is all right? !

But this time Su Su didn't answer the gray parrot's words, it seemed that he had seen through his evil purpose.She just smiled and said: "There is a country in the far east, and there is a province in the south of that country. The people in that province have a magical stomach. And I have half of the blood there."

Gray Parrot: "...so?"

"With that miraculous stomach, I was born in that province in that country, and I can eat almost anything," Su Su smiled innocently, but the words in his mouth were just the opposite, "What is the half-hatched fur?" Eggs, water cockroaches known as ginseng in water, fat and delicious fat mice, four-legged crocodiles and toads, snakes and pets without legs...they are super delicious after steaming, frying and roasting."

She glanced at the gray parrot, "Look at you, you are chubby, you speak so slickly, you are so cute, you must take boiled water and boil it, it will taste much better than boiled chicken."

Gray Parrot: "...is it too late to pretend to be dead now?"

Su Su replied solemnly: "Well, it doesn't matter, dead parrots are fine, and dead parrots are eaten as if they had lost their fur."

Gray Parrot: "...terrible."

Regardless of whether what Su Su said was true or not, the gray parrot was frightened and didn't speak for a long time, let alone tried to tease her.

The black cat watched Su Su's whole process of teasing the gray parrot, and when she forced the gray parrot to stop talking, he turned around and looked over with a smile, he couldn't help shivering.

I have long heard that people there still eat dog meat, so it is no wonder that the overly handsome husky is so afraid of its owner.

Words, words, cats...do they eat?

As if knowing what he was thinking, Su Su nodded: "Yes, we also eat cats. And there is a special way, which is to put cats and snakes together and stew them with seasonings. It's delicious. It's called 'Dragon and Tiger Fighting'." The smile widened a bit, "Isn't it interesting?"

"..."

Not funny at all!

Facing the harmless and beautiful face, the black cat couldn't help shrinking back.

Su Su snorted and said, "Don't be nervous, I only have that half blood, and the other half requires me to eat normally."

Without specifying the bloodline of his other half, Su Su changed the subject: "There is a glass door downstairs, and the snow falls more beautifully, do you want to see it?"

The black cat stared at the hands reaching out to him, and after looking at the calluses in the palm of his hand, he stopped shrinking. Instead, he stood up and leaned over, raised his paw and gently stepped on the palm of the half-race girl.

He hesitated a little when he stepped on it.

This is the first time he has turned into a cat, and I don't know if he has hidden his sharp claws, but don't grab the white and delicate hands of the bad girl.

Blood flowed from the snow-white palm, and it hurts just thinking about it.

Su Su didn't think so much, and wasn't worried at all.When the black cat's soft little paws came up, she couldn't help but give it a squeeze, and smiled brightly: "Ah, this little paw is so comfortable to hold~ so good~"

As she said that, Su Su leaned forward, put that little paw on her lips, and kissed it gently.

...Hopefully the fur on his face is dark enough and thick enough that no one—and some shameless parrot—could see him blushing.

Su Su directly hugged the somewhat awkward black cat into his arms, and the cat froze instantly into a stone statue of Egyptian Pharaoh after touching a certain unbelievably soft existence, and he was extremely honest in the girl's arms.

"So soft, so soft~" Su Su happily rubbed her graceful chin against the head of the black cat, her joy was beyond words.

... No, girl, you are wrong.

Something softer than my hair... shy.

When being hugged and walked to the door, the black cat sensitively heard the sound of the cowardly tofu notice creeping out of the corner, and the sound of a certain chubby and cute gray parrot mixed with envy, jealousy and hatred. Tsk" sound.

The black cat wanted to raise an eyebrow.

Hehehe... If you don't accept it, hit him~

Su Su walked down the wooden stairs with the black cat in his arms, humming an unknown song in a good mood all the way.The black cat vaguely heard the lyrics sound like Chinese.

Then he came to the first floor that hadn't been there yet.

He might have gone through the first floor to the second floor before, but that was after all when he was asleep, and he hadn't seen what the first floor looked like.

After seeing it, he was a little surprised.

The second and third floors and the attic where pets live are far better decorated than the first floor where people live.

All the furniture was badly damaged, the sofa in the living room was missing a leg and could only be supported by bricks, and even the TV was an old version of square.

Even the place where the two old popsicles from the last century live now is half a century ahead of here.

The old lady who was once called Xi Na by Su Su was huddled in the corner of the sofa, watching a variety show on TV.

"Su, are you okay upstairs?" Xina asked with a smile.

Su Su nodded, sat on the sofa with the black cat in his arms, put him on his lap by the way, and replied: "Except for the unharmonious tofu, there is only that noisy parrot. It talks really smooth, you Did you teach it?"

"Of course not." Xina looked at the black cat with the stone statue of the Egyptian pharaoh on Su Shi's knee, and reached out her hand tentatively. Seeing that he didn't feel disgusted, she touched his head, "That noisy guy is the same as this one." , I picked it up yesterday morning. It’s also interesting to say that when I went out to pick up the newspaper in the morning, I saw the parrot flying past me with its paws struggling to catch the black cat. I was afraid of hurting the cat, so I quickly caught it."

The black cat squinted.

Lost the cat?

Very good, Clint Barton, very good...

"So they know each other? It's really interesting." Su Su also scratched the black cat with his hand, his fingers were soft, making people nostalgic, "Have you named them yet?"

The black cat quickly raised its ears and listened.

"I talked to him when I picked up the parrot. I laughed at him for being fat, so I named him Fatso, a cat." Xi Na smiled, "I haven't had time yet. I think he is destined for you , do you want to try it?"

"I also think it is destined for me." Su Su's smiling words made the black cat bloom in the dark, "Then I will come and name him... um..."

Su Su was lost in thought.

The black cat waited rather expectantly.

Xina was not in a hurry, and took the remote control to change the channel. After switching over a dozen channels celebrating Valentine's Day, she finally switched to the news channel, which was rebroadcasting the daytime news.

It happened to be that during the day, Her Majesty the Queen personally received Her Majesty the King of Wakanda.

Su Su said "ah": "Yes!"

The black cat and Xina cast their gazes over at the same time, and Xina asked the question: "What do you call him?"

Su Su held up the black cat, compared it to His Majesty the King who happened to appear on the TV, and said with a smile: "Look, do you look like this domineering brow and eyes?"

"It's kind of like..."

"So, I decided to call him His Majesty the King," Su Su smiled, but apparently he hadn't finished speaking, "Let's call him 'His Majesty the Kingpidan'!"

"..."

"Your Majesty" the black cat understands.

But... why "preserved egg"? ? ?

The black cat was puzzled.