[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[Wanting to be lazy and not wanting to be lazy. 】

【Owner: Jasmine Amber (forensic doctor) / Elizabeth Ledford (house female anchor)】

Jasmine regretted many things in her life.

I regret that I chose to major in forensic medicine without careful consideration, so that I have been working in the morgue until now.

I regret that I met a certain great detective back then, so much so that I still have thoughts about him that can basically be regarded as impossible.

I also regretted that I was so eager to rent a house in London that I didn't see what kind of person Elizabeth was, so I rented with her and took care of her until now.

When Jasmine said that she would take a vacation today and not have to go to work in the morgue, Elizabeth was very happy, and she immediately canceled her original plan to sleep for a day.

But when Jasmine proposed to go out for a walk, if possible, to go shopping, Elizabeth immediately languished.

She even wanted to get back under the quilt and rolled around on the bed, refusing to come out.

"It's so dangerous outside, I don't want to go out!" Elizabeth put her head on her head, and because she didn't wear glasses, what was exposed from under the quilt were those black eyes that were so big because of her baby face, "No! Don't go! !"

Here it comes again, the sense of powerlessness that a mother feels when her daughter wakes up during the rebellious period is forced to be clear.Jasmine raised her forehead: "Sissy, the world is generally peaceful now..."

Elizabeth: "Crap! The world will be nuclear-paralleled soon!"

"...Is that kind of world too early..." Jasmine could hardly complain anymore.

A new day has begun, and the day of being cried childishly by my roommate is about to begin again...

Jasmine wiped a tear of bitterness for herself, Meng Hushang and Farm Wife.

How sad, if only time could come back.If she did it all over again, she wouldn't need to be responsible for such a level nine disabled person living on land.

If it weren't for the fear that this man who was nearly [-] years old and still unable to take care of himself would die in the shared apartment, and then be thoroughly investigated by the police in Scotland Yard who have been ridiculed countless times by the great detectives but are still worthy of ridicule again and next time, Jasmine really wanted to let this thing run its course.

Anyway, without Jasmine, Elizabeth would definitely not survive a week.

In fact, there was another person Jasmine was responsible for this morning. To be precise, it was a cat.

On the seventh day when there were no more cases to take on, the big detective who had turned into a curly ball had nothing to love.

He is not like Elizabeth who is lying on the bed wrapped in a quilt, but he wakes up very early, but now he is spread out on Elizabeth's computer chair, really... There is nothing to love.

Jasmine had heard John complain about the great detective for a long time.

It is better to take a case than to eat, it is better to take a case than to sleep, it is better to take a case than to fall in love, and it is better to take a case than to dance.

For Sherlock, nothing is better than giving him a case to make him feel at ease!

It is conceivable that within seven days after becoming a cat, there was not a single case to be taken up, and there was not even a place for him to exercise his words to hurt others, or exercise his brain to show off his IQ.

Juan Miao didn't want to do anything except spread out.

Don't look at Juan Miao who is as quiet as a chicken today, in fact, he has gone berserk yesterday.

Jasmine wasn't at home yesterday, and Elizabeth didn't engage in a live broadcast, but actually slept almost all day.

It can be said that the only living thing in the apartment-the living thing is Curly Meow, and he is quite free.But he wasn't happy at all.

Before there was no case to take, he could pass the long boring days by killing John, or studying the corpse, or making up the map of London, or shooting two shots at the well-decorated wall and listening to Mrs. Hudson complaining.

But now it won't work.

He couldn't lift his claws, couldn't resist his shoulders, he was really going to be sick.

As a result, the extremely boring Curly Meow was like a rage, and almost turned the small apartment shared by Jasmine and Elizabeth upside down.

vase?If it's an eyesore, if you're upset, drop it.

wall?An eyesore, annoyance, cut it.

keyboard?Get in the way, get upset, kick it

cushion?Get in the way, feel bad, scratch it.

Elizabeth?It's an eyesore, it's in the way, it's too stupid, it's uncomfortable, step on it, step on it, step on it...

He made it look like he had robbed an apartment with a strong atmosphere of girls, and it was only when Jasmine entered the house three times that she confirmed that she had gone the right way.

That is to say, Elizabeth was still on the bed, Jumiao was still in the computer chair, and there was no shortage of valuable things, otherwise Jasmine would call the police immediately when she came home from get off work.

At that time, Elizabeth, who was sleeping, only felt that she had encountered a ghost on the bed, unable to move in the bed, and could only let out a grievance and dying whimper.

And the nightmares in her mind followed one after another, even in a deep sleep, she broke out in a cold sweat.

"It's terrible," Elizabeth said. She didn't get out of bed until Jasmine came home at night. She still had lingering fears when she recalled the strange feeling in her sleep. "It wasn't just a nightmare. Stepping on the Fragrance of the Orchard, the only favorite medical concubine. I stepped on it from head to toe, from foot to head, and stepped on the buttocks a few times, it felt like being run over by a tank..."

Jasmine knew that Elizabeth had the habit of sleeping on her stomach, so when she fell asleep, her butt was up.

Jasmine wanted to play a joke on Elizabeth to relieve her frightened mood, so she said, "Focus on the butt? Because it feels good? Maybe it's a pervert..."

Immediately afterwards, she received an angry glare from Curly Meow, who just messed up the house and was now tired and resting on the computer chair.

The somewhat messy curly hair on his body was smoothed out by Jasmine a few days ago.Now the pair of green eyes that stared at people were completely exposed, hanging on Curly Meow's serious and tense face because of her displeasure—that cat's face seemed a bit long, so it probably wasn't Jasmine's illusion.

Being stared at by such a face and such eyes is not a good experience. Jasmine, who didn't understand the festival for a moment, almost cried because she didn't know what she said wrong.

And when she figured it out, she really wanted to cry.

I really hope that the person who stays in bed at home and gets stepped on by the big detective is me...

Isn't this kind of thinking too perverted...

But I really want to be stepped on by him...

Jasmine was still persistently calling Elizabeth to get up: "Get up! Even if you don't accompany me to the street or walk with me, you still have a live broadcast today! Don't you want to get up early and dress up?"

Elizabeth stretched out her hand from under the quilt, held Jasmine's face, and said affectionately: "Honey, it's a pity that your beautiful face is not on the camera, why don't you lend me your face today and host a live broadcast!"

After a pause, she added: "Or do you prefer to be on camera and host with me?"

Jasmine: "I don't even think about it, thank you. Get up quickly, or I will throw your computer and camera downstairs from downstairs, and it will be like celebrating Valentine's Day in a few days in advance."

Elizabeth: "Hey, you're ruthless!"

Juan Miao glanced lazily at the two women.

Celebrating Valentine's Day?Why celebrate that boring waste of time and life?

I really don't understand.

But it's also something that women are more concerned about. Just now, when Jasmine mentioned going to the streets, he actually had the urge to go with her...

I don't think it's troublesome or boring, and I want to go outside to let the wind go. It can be seen that Jumiao is really bored.

It's terrible to have nothing to do.

Elizabeth, who was abruptly dragged out of the bed, saw Curly Meow spread out on the computer chair. He looked much more decadent than her.But Jasmine didn't bother him.

Elizabeth felt very unbalanced in her heart: "It's not fair! You see, Astoria Alexander Ledford Amber can put pancakes on a chair in broad daylight and be lazy, why don't you just want to torture him? I!"

Jasmine: "...you won't get gasped or suffocate when you say that name?"

Elizabeth, who has trouble with a cat, is really enough.

Think Curly Meow is also being lazy?

Believe her, Juan Miao doesn't want to have nothing to do.If a case is handed to him, he will be crazier than demolishing the house yesterday!

Think she favors Jumiao?

Please, she likes him, who is she not partial to?

Jasmine instructed: "Brush your teeth carefully, don't be like the real Princess Sissi, who is perfect everywhere, only to be favored by a mouthful of yellow teeth, and abandon your concubine as queen."

Elizabeth, who was brushing her teeth, spit out the toothpaste immediately, and approached with a wicked smile: "Hey, my dear, what is the point of your words? Is it in the phrase 'everywhere is perfect'?"

Jasmine: "...You want to swallow the toothpaste, don't you? Let me help you."

Elizabeth grinned again and went back to brushing her teeth.

Curly Meow gave the two people a blank look.

Elizabeth, who had spent nearly two hours putting on makeup, encountered difficulties when turning on the computer. Curly Meow, who was occupying the computer chair, had no intention of giving up the chair to the original owner.

He didn't even bother to give Elizabeth a look and let her experience it for herself.

Elizabeth rested her chin in thought for a while, and Jasmine was inexplicably nervous, for fear that Elizabeth would have a brain twitch and start a fight with Curly Meow.

Who will she help then!

But Elizabeth had no intention of fighting with Curly Meow.

After finishing her contemplation, she quickly made a move, picked up Curly Meow from the seat, held him in her arms, and then sat down on the chair.

Curly Meow didn't react for a while, and was still staring at Elizabeth's clothes.

The free and easy Elizabeth broadcasts the live broadcast, her upper body can be Lolita, and her lower body can wear big pants.Of course, she didn't do that today, she just wore a pink puff sleeve on her upper body, and the collar was carefully folded, but she was still wearing her nightdress on her lower body.

Pretty nondescript.

Curly Meow confirmed the label for Elizabeth while watching.

Ha, Ji guy.

But Elizabeth said: "I've decided! The theme of my live broadcast today is Astoria Alexander Ryder——"

Jasmine: "Just tell me what you want to do!"

Elizabeth is serious: "I'll play the cat live."

Curly Meow: "..."

Who are you going to fuck? ? ?

Tell him to try again!

How dare you try to touch him!

Know Cat Claw Punch?

Face scratching 100%!

Jasmine, who was keenly aware of the murderous aura floating in the air, took action.

She snatched the curly cat from Elizabeth's hand before the cute little face of the curly cat, saying "Sissy, what are you doing?" Meow and secretly joyful.

This was the first time she hugged the detective since he became a cat. Before that, Elizabeth hugged him regardless, while she watched enviously and wanted to gnaw his nails.

Now, now she finally got it!

Short oil, the big detective turned into a cat is soft and warm to hold, it feels awesome!

Oops, I accidentally stretched out my hand and scratched Curly Meow's stomach, it's so soft!Really...so shy///

Curly Meow: "..."

Meow, these two mentally retarded.