[Comprehensive] Cute Pet Diary

[People with intellectual disabilities. 】

【Owner: Jasmine Amber (forensic doctor) / Elizabeth Ledford (house female anchor)】

On the way Miss Jasmine left the morgue and hurried back to the apartment she shared with someone, someone was sitting on a computer chair thinking about life.

Note: This is not Elizabeth.

The third day when she was forced to live in Elizabeth's apartment, the third day when she was "dead", and the third day when she was half-blind because of excessive facial curls.

For the first time, Sherlock, who turned into a curly ball, doubted his entire life.

I thought I was a super brain-burning detective reasoning that people with super high IQs might not be able to understand, but in the end I found that I was actually a fantasy and magic literature of the same type as "Harry Potter".

Sherlock felt that he had suffered the biggest blow in his life, worse than the previous unpleasant incident.

However, although these two types of books are marked with his life trajectory, they will inevitably be masterpieces, but the gap between the former and the latter is too great. If possible, please allow him to burn the outline and start over...

People will never become a cat for no reason.

Sherlock was pretty sure there must be someone behind the fact that he would turn into a cat when he jumped off the building.Moriarty and his gang really wanted to kill him, so the biggest suspect was Mycroft.

Because he knew and participated in the arrangement of Sherlock's fake death, he must also know that when Sherlock "died" that day, there were only fake corpses, and the real living person was missing.

But look now, he has been a cat and disappeared for three days, and the newspapers are only publishing the fact that he "died".

Of course, it wasn't ruled out that Mycroft didn't want the fact that his brother had turned into a cat to be leaked, but it was more likely that he didn't know yet.

Not to mention that Sherlock knows very well that the unscrupulous "little employee" of the government/government department who has a small belly all day long and an increasingly worrying hairline does not have the function to turn him into a cat.

Nor are his men likely.

Otherwise, the news about the sudden disappearance of government employees would have been flying all over the sky. After all, Mycroft has so many political/enemies.

So who, for what, and how did he turn him into a cat? This is really a nerve-wracking question.

For a famous detective, headaches are not terrible, the scariest thing is that there is nowhere to look for clues, or in other words, there are no clues at all, so that there is no way to start.

This is embarrassing.

The great detective who turned into a curly cat occupied the chair in front of the computer and began to think in the way of "migrant workers".

The owner of the chair was rubbing alcohol on his injured hand while calling his brother.

After turning into a cat, the exceptionally good ears made a phone conversation between brothers and sisters extremely noisy. Curly Meow, whose thoughts were disturbed, turned to look at Elizabeth, who was still unrestrained, trying to cast her sharp gaze through the curly hair that was in the way in front of her. , poked two holes in the chattering woman.

Few people are capable of impressing Sherlock.There are few men and few women.

Like the female tickets that John had dated with, like the women who walked around doing nothing on the street outside 221b all day, like the female passers-by A, B, D, D, whom he had seen in his growth track.

But there are still women who can impress him and make him remember, but the number is very small.Leaving aside the necessary women like Mrs. Hudson and his mother, not to mention the "an" Irene Adler, surprisingly, Jasmine is also one of the few.

After all, a workplace like the morgue is not something that ordinary women, or even ordinary men, can accept without changing their expressions.

And sometimes she was useful - when he wished he could go into the morgue for a series of "scientific activities".

Meanwhile, it's odd that Elizabeth, who is of no use to Sherlock, is one of those few.

But she is different from the above women.She left a deep impression on Sherlock, not only because she is now one of the owners of the curly cat, but also because this person is simply mentally retarded.

Obviously, when she was sitting at the computer desk, she could look at the camera and smile innocently and cutely, causing a group of nerds to pay her money, but once the camera was turned off, she was like a ninth-level handicap on land, unable to take care of herself.

I almost blew up the microwave when I warmed up a sandwich yesterday morning, but I am very good at soaking instant noodles in 1 minute and how to lick the bottle cap without feeling for half a second.

If Sherlock's brain is like a palace, then Elizabeth's brain is like a trash can, without a single useful thing.

From the dialogue between her and her brother, it can be seen that the golden fairy who cherishes life.

Elizabeth: "Brother, why haven't you come back for so many years? You see, without your vote a few days ago, my never-ending empire would have left the EU!"

Jerome: "...What does that mean?" 』

Elizabeth: "We need your ticket not to leave the EU!"

Jerome: "...Then what did you vote for?" 』

Elizabeth took it for granted: "Of course - Brexit!"

Jerome: "...It is because of your mental retardation that Britain will leave the European Union." 』

By the way, a big event like Brexit is enough to make a certain country far away on the other side of the Eurasian continent all kinds of shocks, all kinds of emotions, and all kinds of jokes, but it is worthless when it comes to the big detective.

He didn't even cast the vote he should have cast as a British citizen.

He only noticed it from John's complaints when the UK really left the European Union and the people were dumbfounded and strongly demanded to re-enter this comedy.

But if you take it off, you take it off, the country is still there, the government is still operating, this matter still does not arouse the interest of Juanmiao.At most, when he first heard about it, he gloated inwardly at the ensuing chaos at Mycroft's place.

In fact, for Elizabeth, the meaning of the motherland's leaving the European Union or not leaving the European Union is also of little significance.

She basically only goes out once a month, the ultimate home girl who can't dress up unless she's preparing for a live broadcast, she doesn't understand politics at all, just like Juan Miao's evaluation of her, when she has nothing to do, she is like a mentally retarded.

The motherland's Brexit is to her, just like the family next door is getting divorced.She was very interested in joining in the fun, went up and voted for "Li Bar", and then the divorce next door was successful, she was a little surprised, but really didn't care.

The reason why the UK will really leave the EU is that there are too many people like her who are confused about the situation and voted indiscriminately.The misfortune of the country is nothing more than this.

Even Juan Miao wanted to mourn for this.

Just then, the apartment door opened.

Miss Jasmine, who was worried about her roommate... and Curly Meow, rushed back.She brought back dinner tonight by the way.

Seeing her was trouble before, but seeing her now is a relief.

Juan Miao felt that if no one came, the IQ of the entire apartment would be wiped out by Elizabeth.

Elizabeth smelled it from a long distance away, and without giving her brother, whom she hadn't seen for a long time, a chance to say "goodbye", she quickly hung up the phone and threw herself on Jasmine.

"Baby, you really understand me!" Elizabeth "bababa" kissed Jasmine three times on the face, and rubbed a handful of oil on her waist, then grabbed the bag and asked, "Fried chicken in Chinatown! Already smelling the deep-fried smell that makes it hard to control the appetite of the soul!"

Jasmine was used to being treated so affectionately by Elizabeth.

Although she was very suspicious of Elizabeth's sexual orientation at one time, the fact that she is still safe after living together for so many years shows that it is still safe to live with Elizabeth.

Seeing that Elizabeth was already sitting on the table and eating her fried chicken with relish, Jasmine looked vaguely at the curly cat in front of the computer desk.

The great detective was still huddled in the computer chair, the head of the curly ball seemed to be facing this way, it should be looking at them, he seemed unhurried, as if he was not hungry.

In fact he was starving to death.

Jasmine saw his appearance completely in her eyes.

The hair on Curly Meow's face is too curly, not only obstructing his vision, but even eating is not easy.After being teased by Elizabeth for being inconvenient to eat for the first time, he never ate in front of them again.

Jasmine also knew the big detective's temperament and self-esteem. Unlike Elizabeth, she didn't dare to speak freely about it, but she couldn't bear to let the big detective look for food by herself every day after they fell asleep.

Elizabeth ate happily, and no one cared.Jasmine almost laughed at her angrily.

She wanted to raise the cat, but now it's all over, how to raise it depends on Jasmine.

From owner to pet, Jasmine takes full responsibility.

Jasmine looked at Curly Meow's eyes for a while, and suddenly missed the sharp and wise green eyes of the great detective.

But most of the time when these eyes looked at her before, they were not looking at her—he never looked at her squarely in his eyes.

It's quite embarrassing to say it, since they've known each other for so long, they've liked her for so long, and they've known each other for a long time, yet Jasmine didn't even let him take a good look at herself.

Jasmine shook her head vigorously, to let her mind, which was full of messy thoughts, be free.When she looked at Juan Miao again, the other party pretended not to look at her—not to look at the dinner in her hand, and turned her head away as if nothing had happened.

Jasmine couldn't help but smile.

Immediately, he mustered up some courage, touched the comb he used frequently, and walked over.

Juan Miao turned her head back when she heard the footsteps, knowing it was Jasmine, but she didn't care too much.But he was quite concerned about looking up at her from this angle.

He used to look at her from top to bottom.

As soon as Curly Meow finished thinking this way, she saw Jasmine crouching down decisively, keeping her eyes level with his, so that he must meet her sight if he looked out from under a layer of curly hair.

Jasmine's eyes were a thick smudged brown.

It's not the first time Curly Meow knows about this.He had paid attention to it when he kissed her last Christmas when he couldn't bear to make her sad.

But come to think of it, this was the first time he looked at her head-on like this.This angle is a bit interesting.

Jasmine vaguely felt that Curly Meow was looking at her, but unfortunately she couldn't find the specific source of her gaze.

So she showed her comb and asked tentatively: "That...? Is it okay?"

Juan Miao didn't need to use his brain to guess and knew that "..." actually represented his name.

These curly hairs are really annoying, and it's time to clean them up.He didn't respond to Jasmine's question at all, and still sat on the chair with a "migrant worker's hold".

Failure to object means acquiescing.

Jasmine raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a beautiful smile.

Then he carefully took the comb to straighten the curly hair on Curly Meow's face.

Although it looked like she was holding a comb at this time, it was no different from holding a scalpel in the morgue, but she was actually happy inside.

Oh my god!She's combing the big detective's hair!

If you have the opportunity to cut the hair of the person you like once, it is really worth it in this life!

Neither Jasmine who was happy nor the curly cat who was waiting for her to finish combing with her eyes closed didn't notice. At this moment, Elizabeth, who was sitting on the table eating fried chicken, was watching them intently while eating.

Her doll's face was still full of joy at eating what she liked, but her eyes... were just the opposite.