Strange news about the little paper man

Under the bright sun at noon in August, the asphalt road was sticky and tended to be roasted.All the buildings on both sides of the street are quietly emitting heat, reflecting red light visible to the naked eye, making them look hot.

A sneaky young man appeared at the entrance of the alley. He was wearing a baseball cap, and the cotton mask under the sunglasses was already damp with sweat.This person seemed to have just escaped something. He looked exhausted. He held his right hand by his side to catch his breath, but was scalded severely by the metal guardrail.

"Damn it!" The man cursed in a low voice, secretly thinking that he was really unlucky.

"Zhong Li!" With just this time to catch his breath, the pursuers rushed into the alley.The man was quite frightened, turned around and ran towards the desolate place in the distance.

Zhong Li has always wondered why other people's fans are so tall, organized, disciplined, willing to spend money, and capable of fighting.On the other hand, what kind of group did you attract!The teenage girl, with the posture of forcing her into prostitution, wishes to rape her idols collectively.

I thought no one would be emotional on such a hot day.Zhong Li was fully armed and went out for a walk under the scorching sun, when he bumped into a group of Chinese fans head-on.

The little girls had really good physical strength, not afraid of the [-]-degree heat, they insisted on chasing Zhong Li for two hours.

Zhong Li turned on his horsepower and ran another ten kilometers, but the girl behind him was still hot on his heels.He was thirsty and hungry, and his whole body was somewhat exhausted. He wanted to find a shelter, but the environment became more and more desolate.

It seems that they have already reached the outskirts, and I don't know if there is any farmhouse to hide in.

Just as Zhong Li was thinking, a delicate gray building appeared not far away, which looked familiar.Seeing that the pursuers were approaching, he didn't have time to think about it, so he rushed over.

"Jianghu emergency, please let me in to hide!"

The main door of the building was open, but Zhong Li didn't go in. Instead, he stood politely by the door, anxiously begging for permission.A gentle force immediately enveloped him, which was an invitation from the master, willing to provide shelter for the embarrassed visitor.

Zhong Li came in a hurry, and kept his body leaning forward, so he was suddenly sucked in, and fell forward, throwing himself into a warm and firm embrace.

The other party was wearing a black linen robe with a light sandalwood aroma.He didn't push away the reckless Zhong Li, but put a hand on Zhong Li's waist, and helped the person in his arms up.Zhong Li felt a little embarrassed when he felt the strong chest and strong forearm of the other party. He stood up with his arms around his waist and saw the person in front of him clearly.

"Mr. Xiao Yelu," Zhong Li took off his sunglasses and mask, his little heart thumping uncontrollably, "What a coincidence!"

The man named Xiaoyelu nodded his head imperceptibly, admitted his identity, then raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhong Li, apparently he was not in his memory.

Unsurprisingly, the male god didn't recognize him at all, Zhong Li felt a little lost in his heart, and then he introduced himself. "My name is Zhong Li, I'm..." The man wagged his tail and whispered shyly, "I'm your fan."

After hearing this, Ono's expression remained calm, but his eyes looked up and down the man across from him, and then stopped somewhere in the middle and lower.

With a "buzz" in his head, Zhong Li felt like he had won the lottery.It was the first time we met, and the male god was staring at his ass!

The male god's body approached slowly, and Zhong Li caught a glimpse of him stretching out his hand towards his buttocks from the corner of his eye.His legs were unbelievably weak, the male god wanted to... this wanted to... what he meant, right?

Close your eyes, inhale and lift your buttocks, but the imaginary touch has not arrived yet.Zhong Li opened his eyes timidly, but saw the other party tore a piece of yellow paper from the back of his pants.

"Tracker," Ono handed him the yellow paper, "Who is following you?"

"Zhong Li! Zhong Li!" The girl's scream came to mind, followed by the sound of chaotic footsteps.

Xiao Yezhi understood, set fire to burn the yellow talisman, and dragged Zhong Li into hiding.

"Huh? Where's the person, he should be here?" "Fang Zheng, didn't you cast a tracer, where is Li Bao?"

"It should be here, can't you be invisible?"

"I don't care, you give me back my husband!" "It's my husband!" "My husband!"

"What is this?" A sharp-eyed girl noticed the ashes on the ground and pulled Fang Zheng to look.

"My talisman, we have been discovered!" Fang Zheng shouted.

Zhong Li, who was hiding in the dark, just breathed a sigh of relief when he saw the young girl Fang Zheng take out a stack of talisman papers from her schoolbag.

"It doesn't matter," the girl showed her collection very richly, "Master said, it doesn't matter how much money you bring with you when you go out, the last word is to bring more talismans!"

Fang Zheng chose a Appearance Talisman this time, as long as the target does not run away, this Talisman can reveal all camouflage and concealment.

"All covering, including clothing?" asked the companion.

"Theoretically yes." Fang Zheng replied.

Zhong Li was hiding behind the door at the moment, his face turned pale with fright when he heard the words, and hurriedly covered his crotch.

The talisman appeared and flew towards Zhong Li.Ono held the man in his arms, used himself as a shield, and led him to an exhibition hall behind.

"There!" Fang Zheng and his friends chased after them, and they were greeted by a soft golden light, and the idol disappeared again.

"what is that?"

"I can't help it," Fang Zheng said dejectedly, "This exhibition hall is full of Buddha statues. He prayed for the protection of the Buddha. We don't want to offend."

"It's not possible to hide all the time, let's go outside!"

Behind the Buddha statue, Zhong Li sat on the ground collapsed, wiping his sweat with a mask.

Ono was a little confused, but finally asked the question: "What kind of enmity do some little girls have with you?"

"No grudges, I don't even know them."

"Why chase?"

"They are all my fans," Zhong Li said helplessly, "Girlfriend fans, the kind who covet my body."

Ono fell into deep thought. He doubted himself a little. Could it be that his Chinese is really not good?Fans actually want to sleep with their idols, and the little fresh meat in front of him is also a fan of his own. Could it be that he came here to have sex with him?

Naturally, Zhong Li didn't know that his idol's train of thought had strayed to the sky. At this moment, he was leaning leisurely on the Buddha statue, looking at the layout of the room.

Inside the showcase, under the bright glass, there are collections of stone carvings, all of which are Buddha statues, either benevolent, angry, or meditating happily.This scene was familiar no matter how you looked at it, Zhong Li sat up straight all of a sudden.

"This is the Nara Stone Sculpture Art Museum?"

After getting an affirmative answer, Zhong Li stood up with a "chuckle" and shook his clothes uncomfortably. "Male god, are you here to see the exhibition? I'm leaving, let's go together?" He said.

"Together...where are we going?" Idol Ono was still immersed in his fantasy and did not come out.The man in front of him has a thin waist and hips, and looks good, but the progress seems to be a little fast.

"Go out, I treat you to dinner?" Zhong Li said with a smile, "You saved me, I should thank you."

Mr. Ono realized that he was thinking too much, and he said something about the language barrier in embarrassment. "The people outside haven't left yet, you want to leave now?"

"Rush out, they can't catch up, do you have a car?" Zhong Li asked, "I really don't want to stay here anymore."

Mr. Ono frowned and said, "What's wrong here?"

"There are a lot of bad things, just such a small museum of less than 1 square meters, with a few broken Buddha statues, and what is the number one private museum collection in Asia, and the No. [-] popularity..." Zhong Li complained with some disdain, " Male god, come with me, don't be fooled by the false propaganda on the Internet, I know a private family..."

"...Hey, male god, what are you doing..."

Before he finished speaking, Zhong Li had already been thrown out by his idol.The turf was soft, and Zhong Li rolled a few times, but he didn't hurt from the fall, but was startled by the screams.

"Male god, Li Bao!"

Zhong Li ran back in panic, but was blocked by the invisible barrier at the gate.Inside the museum, Ono was looking at himself coldly.

The Japanese words "Nara Stone Sculpture Art Museum" were clearly in front of his eyes. Zhong Li came back to his senses and slapped himself.

"Nara" and "Deer", he should have thought of it earlier, what about IQ!

"Wow, Li Bao's butt is so upturned!" "I want to look at the front, it shouldn't be too small..."

"Damn it, Appearance Talisman!" Zhong Li covered his face down, and ran away like hell.

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Sun Xinxin was tired and hungry. She had been walking on this deserted road for several hours.Both feet hurt, and I broke off the heels of the high-heeled shoes cruelly, but the pain did not ease due to the angle problem.

There was no one, no cars, and mobile phones were not in the service area. It was so quiet that even a mouse could not be seen.Sun Xinxin was lost in this unknown place, shrouded in despair, and finally burst into tears.

"Sister, what's the matter with you?" A crisp voice rang in his ears, Sun Xinxin's head went numb, and he was covered in goose bumps from the fright.

"Don't be afraid," the girl patted her on the back thoughtfully, and pulled her forward, "There are few people in this place, and it's not easy to get out if you get lost."

"Come with me, my house is just ahead, let's go for one night."

Numbly, Sun Xinxin was guided by the little girl to a deserted ancient temple.The buildings here are dilapidated, the only two trees are bare, and there is an open thin-skinned coffin at the door.

Sun Xinxin trembled a bit, the little girl hugged her with both hands, and comforted her: "Sister, don't be afraid, I don't know if it's some annoying prank, it's really hateful, isn't it?"

Sun Xinxin was also a little embarrassed to be comforted by a child along the way.She took a deep breath and forced a smile, only then did she see the little girl's face clearly.

The little girl was about fourteen or fifteen years old, she was sweet and cute, she was wearing a set of ethnic minority costumes, and her clothes and hair accessories looked familiar.

"Strange, I haven't seen her before?" Sun Xinxin thought.

The little girl was hospitable, spread out a straw mat for Sun Xinxin to sit down, and lit a fire for her to keep warm.The two ate something together, and Sun Xinxin ate a lot, but she wasn't full.She doesn't eat much on weekdays, and she is embarrassed to ask for more at other people's homes at this time.

"Is my sister hungry? If you eat too much at night, you will easily accumulate food. Don't eat, go to sleep first, and you won't be hungry when you fall asleep." The little girl suggested, and then she blinked mischievously, "I am so happy to have a guest , will my sister sleep with me?"

Sun Xinxin nodded, then looked around the ruined temple, there seemed to be no bed.

"Sister, don't look for it anymore," the little girl saw her thoughts, and smiled contemptuously at the coffin outside the door, "I've been living there, and was dug out by a nasty ghost in the afternoon!"

The author has something to say: Zhong Li: I suddenly found out that the male god and the deadly enemy are actually the same person, what should I do, wait online, hurry up!

Ji Mingyuan: Damn, retarded!

Nara = a place with a lot of deer, so the Nara Stone Sculpture Art Museum in the article is actually the home of Ono Deer, Zhong Li is really an idiot.

The prototype of the Nara Stone Sculpture Art Museum is based on the domestic Sarnath Stone Sculpture Art Museum, which is the few blocks painted on the cover.Friends who are interested can search for pictures, it is very abstinent, and the collection is indeed famous for its Buddha statues.