Strange news about the little paper man

Lu Wuxu wasn't surnamed Lu at first, but his cute little master called him Lulu, not Miaomiao or Mimi. Lu Wuxu thought it was pretty good, so he changed his surname to Lu.

He wasn't originally called Wushu, but his name changed every few decades. Tony, Jack, Tom, Jason, Tomas... It is the first time to use a Chinese name.Although he is called without a beard, he has a beard, otherwise how would he walk.It's really too ugly to call hairless, so I chose a synonym in compromise.

Yes, he is a hairless cat, not a Canadian hairless cat, purely a cat that is naturally hairless.

Lao Lu can be regarded as an old cat. He became a spirit in the Middle Ages.Witnessing the splendor of the Renaissance, the cruelty of war, and the splendor of the Industrial Revolution, Lu needn't feel that the world is still big, and he has to go around.

With footprints all over Africa, America and even the poles, Lu Wuxu is probably the furthest cat in the world.This experienced traveler sprained his feet in China, where food and clothing were difficult.

As soon as he entered the country, the old cat demon was forced to show his prototype, "Ding, the system prompts that after the founding of the country, you can't become a spirit!"

What a magical country this is!

This thing called the system told him that if he wanted to go beyond the rules and regain his mana, he had to go through six or thirty-six thunder calamities.After the Tiandao review, it will be issued as a comprehensive certificate, and only then can it walk in the Chinese territory in human form.There are so many shits, can't I go, no, once I enter the system, I will miss it for life.Forget it, do as the Romans do.

When I met Jiang Ren, he was only eight years old, and he was a little kid with no brains.A cat that is hundreds of years old looks silly to everyone.

When other children met him, they either ran away, or threw stones and shouted that he was ugly, but this child came over stupidly and asked, "Who shaved your hair?"

Facts have proved that Jiang Ren had a strange aesthetic when he was a child, and he regarded Lu Wuxu as his best friend wishfully.

"Lulu, you eat eggs, I specially left them for you for breakfast." "Lulu, try mung bean cakes." "Lulu, cats love fish, this is the tropical fish raised by grandpa..."

It has been bigu for hundreds of years, Lu Wushou didn't want to talk to him, but he couldn't stop the child from crying.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

It was the No.30 six years since Lu Wushu came to China, and the old cat was about to usher in the last thunder disaster.He picked a secluded mass burial mound and waited for it to be hacked, but unexpectedly heard the voice of a bear child.

"My little brother asked me to clear the grass on your grave, and my little brother asked me to burn the paper for you. I'll come back in the spring of next year and raise your grave even higher..."

In the middle of the night, I ran out to play with the little widow going to the grave, can't the parents take care of it!

"Meow!" What are you doing!

"Lu Lu!" Jiang Ren turned around when he heard the sound, recognized Lu Wuxu at a glance, and ran over happily.

"Meow meow!" Hurry up, Thunder Tribulation is coming!

"Here, come, do you miss me?" Jiang Ren couldn't understand the cat's words, so he rushed to hug the black cat desperately.

"Boom!" Lei Jie struck down, Jiang Ren subconsciously held Lu Lu in his arms, but was scratched by sharp claws and let go.

Lu Wuxufei flipped over and barely blocked Jiang Ren's head, and was smashed into coke by Xuan Lei.

Obviously able to shrink into a ball to avoid most of the thunder and lightning, Lu Wuyou passed out in a tragic posture.If God gives him another chance, he will definitely not come to China, and never get to know this brat!

When Lu Wuxu woke up, he had already been buried in the pit.He broke through the floating soil and turned into a human body, with a bald sandy head, a high nose and blue eyes.

"You still look better as a cat." A voice said lazily, Lu didn't have to look back, and saw a Garfield.

The two cats strike up a plastic friendship, and Ruthless wants to get around, but Garfield is too lazy to go on his own.

Huaxia has beautiful scenery, has been walking and stopping for 20 years, and the old cat is a little tired, so he returns to City A again.

He likes to transform back into a cat when traveling, so that he can have a more flexible perspective and see more detailed things.

Walking along the curb on the catwalk, I came across a pair of clean white sneakers on a narrow road, with beautiful ankles and fair calves pointing up from the sneakers.

Lu Wuxu was admiring it, but the owner of the sneakers squatted down.He raised his head and found that the other party was a young man wearing metal glasses, gentle, fair and good-looking.

The man smiled, flicked the black cat's ear with his index finger, and asked, "Who shaved your hair?"

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After Jiang Ren got off work, he always rushed home immediately because he had to feed the cat.

His noble hairless cat, Mr. Cat, does not eat fish, shrimp, or imported cat food, but only mung bean cakes made by himself.Oh, and there's one more thing he likes to eat, actually.

As soon as he entered the house, a black figure flew over and fell into Jiang Ren's arms.Jiang Ren licked the hairless cat and let him go to the ground.The black cat slid all the way down its long legs, crouched at its feet, and licked and kissed its owner's ankles.

Jiang Ren is a lonely person, far away from his family and has few friends.I go to work, give lectures, and leave work step by step every day. Now I have an extra cat and an extra mung bean cake job to pass the time.

"It would be great if you were alone, Lulu." Jiang Ren said.

Jiang Ren likes men, but has never been in love.If you ask him what kind of man he likes, maybe...sharpie, hairless, green eyes?

Mr. Jiang discovered an interesting social software, and the system matched him with a cat monster according to his request. Looking at the photo, it really looks like Lulu.The other party is also like me, likes cats, right?

When they arrived at the appointed place, the man took Jiang Ren to bed without exchanging pleasantries.

Rejection is useless, resistance is useless, calling for help is useless, and in the end...it seems quite cool.The other person was tall, long-legged, very powerful, bald and sharp-skinned, but had deep eye sockets and a pair of big green eyes.

"Hello, my name is Lu Wuxu, can I pursue you?"

The author has something to say: Fanwai is a bit short, and I have been too busy recently, and the manuscript box has bottomed out.

The author is ashamed to bow his head!

The old rules, the day after tomorrow there will be another story [Survival of Life]!