After Grandpa Xiu failed to cross the tribulation [Interstellar]

Customer service 0087: Hello, my lord, are you there, my lord?

Customer Service 0087: Great God God God...

10**89: ...

Customer Service 0087: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I'm the youngest of the Jin family, the youngest of the Jin family who bought three talismans from you before, do you still remember me? (Star Eyes)

"Is he the one who spent 30 on the talisman before?" Yuan Xi asked in surprise.

Lance nodded, "He used to use a bounty account before, how did he become a customer service account now?"

"Could it be a name change?" Yuan Xi guessed.

It is possible to change the name, but no one can fake the official customer service number and customer service logo of the platform.

Could it be that the youngest member of the Jin family has applied for customer service on the platform?

"I suddenly remembered something..." Lance stared at a line of words that appeared on the screen every two seconds, with a subtle expression.

"Ok?"

Lance did not respond immediately, but clicked on the homepage of the platform, clicked an icon in the upper right corner of the homepage, and after entering, he could see the content of the page—the personal introduction of the platform founder Jin Binhai.

Jin Binhai is the top three tycoons in the fifth galaxy's net worth list, and the richest man on Planet Aquamarine. He has countless mineral resources, and his fingers are so expensive that ordinary people can't look up to them.

Jin Binhai's Binhai Group funded and established the mental therapy experimental platform, and the reason for the birth of this platform was because Jin Binhai's eldest son, a gifted mech warrior, was mentally damaged. In order to cure his son's condition, Jin Binhai Guang Casting the net, the government research institutes of various countries invested in the creation of an experimental platform and spent huge sums of money to maintain the operation of the platform.

"Jin..." Yuan Xi stared at the word, and quickly realized what Lance might have guessed: "Do you suspect that the youngest of the Jin family has something to do with Jin Binhai?"

Lance did not deny: "The experimental platform is notoriously strict in management, and the accounts of customer service personnel will not be loaned out, unless they are internal personnel."

"Whether it's an insider or not," Yuan Xi's lips curled up slightly, "We can't let go of big customers."

Lance: "..." Why wasn't he surprised by Yuan Xi's attitude at all?

"It would be even better if this kid is Jin Binhai's own son. His father is the richest man in Planet Aquamarine, which means that he will not be short of credits if he lacks anything... If this is the case, he sold him one for [-] credits back then. Talismans are really cheap." Yuan Xi couldn't help feeling a little regretful.

"...I have to remind you." Lance said coolly, "If you plan to open an online store on the experimental platform, the deposit needs 1000 million credits."

"So many?" Yuan Xi raised his voice.

"The online shopping channels of the experimental platform are the most secure among all online shopping platforms. They will not disclose the information of buyers and sellers to the outside world." Lance explained, "In other words, even if your talismans cause turmoil in the entire galaxy in the future, it will not be necessary. Worry about someone threatening the platform or stealing your registration information."

Yuan Xi looked at him, and said for a while, "Did you forget, my darling, that the account that released the talisman was registered with your identity information."

Lance: "..."

I can't talk anymore.

Switching back to the chat window, Lance saw the dense text and expressions. Suddenly, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he quickly glanced at the text on the window. Basically, there were only praises for the peace charm and the pure heart charm, and he emphasized that the effect of the peace charm is better than that of the pure heart charm. The effect is better.

10**89: Want to buy a charm?

The text in the window paused.

Customer Service 0087: Buy, buy, buy!

Customer Service 0087: Buy, buy, buy!

Customer service 0087: God, you see we are so familiar, can you sell a few more (poor)

Lance said in his heart that someone is familiar with you.

He turned his head and glanced at Yuan Xi, and said to him: "He wants to buy talismans again, or should he sell three talismans at the previous price?"

Yuan Xi thought for a while, then shook his head: "It's been less than a month since he bought it last time, right? Tell him he can only buy three copies a month, and this time he will be given a longer-lasting one, and the price will be more expensive."

Lance was a little surprised. The youngest member of the Jin family wanted to give him money so much, but he didn't sell thousands of copies at once?

As if he had read his mind, Yuan Xi smiled and said: "Things are rare and expensive." If he took out thousands of sheets at a time, the youngest member of the Jin family would not be surprised. What a pity to be slaughtered slowly?

Lance noticed that the smile on his face was treacherous and treacherous, and he could probably guess one or two of his thoughts, and suddenly felt a little sympathetic to some people who were missed by him...

Lance responded to the youngest member of the Jin family according to Yuan Xi's words. The youngest member of the Jin family wailed immediately, but he soon regained his energy, because the effect of the An Shen Talisman he bought before continued, but the color of the rune on the talisman paper faded some.

Customer service 0087: My god, do you want to open an online store?

Lance narrowed his eyes, did he finally come?

10**89: You sent the invitation message?

There was a suspicious silence on the other side for a while, and the three words "typing" continued intermittently for a long time. Lance could imagine the scene where the other party typed and deleted, deleted and typed, and considered the words.

Customer service 0087: God, your talisman is the most effective one I have ever used. On behalf of the experimental platform, I sincerely invite you to join.

"Yo, it really looks like a jerk." Yuan Xi leaned his head over and raised his eyebrows when he saw that sentence.

"No, they can all represent the experimental platform." Lance had the same attitude as him.

Yuan Xi added: "But I don't have a deposit of 1000 million, so I asked him if it could be cheaper or don't ask for a deposit."

Hearing this, Lance looked at him suspiciously. Did he forget that he transferred the 1000 million credits that saved Xavier and Coning to himself two days ago?

"Hey, you still have 1000 million credit points with me." Lance would not be so cheeky as to take his credit points for himself, so he still reminded him.

Yuan Xi waved his hand: "That's for you."

"Why do you give me so many credits?" Lance blurted out subconsciously.

Isn't it natural for Lao Gong to give money to his wife and Lao Gong to hand over the money he earns?

Lance miraculously understood what he meant from his eyes. The corners of his mouth turned up slightly uncontrollably, and his ears turned slightly red. He looked away and replied to the youngest member of the Jin family.

Yuan Xi, who had a panoramic view of his every reaction, looked at Coke, with evil feeling on his side, leaned forward, wrapped his arms around his waist, and rested his chin on his shoulder...

Lance almost froze into a statue.

Perhaps because of the coldness in the mermaid's bones, he doesn't like to have too close contact with other people except for fighting, which makes him instinctively feel that the territory is invaded by the enemy and wants to attack.Patricio said that his reaction was normal. In the past, when the mermaids were in the ocean, except for the relatively close contact with other mermaids during special periods, they generally went their own way, within the range of perception. The same race will either be expelled or expelled after a fight, and they will probably not live in harmony.

However, I don't know since when, Yuan Xi always got closer and closer, and now I can post him on the back when I look at a webpage, saying that I resist, but I don't seem to resist that much, I just want to compete with him, even if Ming Knowing that there is a [-]% chance of losing.

Lance raised his hand to push him away, stretched out two fingers to pinch his chin, and said solemnly: "Don't tease me, otherwise, you will bear the consequences." The feeling of pinching his chin with the pulp of his fingers was good, so, After the serious "warning", he pinched Yuan Xi's cheek again, and rubbed his index finger twice lightly, and sure enough, the feel was really good.

Yuan Xi: "..."

Who is teasing whom?

Also, what is the law of self-conceit?

……

After Lance replied to the youngest of the Jin family that he would consider it, he went to school with Yuan Xi.

They almost stepped into the classroom today. Greypan's neck grew, and it was so easy for him to get him in. Before he could speak, the teacher started class, so he could only hold back until the end of get out of class.

"Master—" Gray was so excited that he opened his throat and howled.

The students in class one and the teacher who had just walked to the door of the classroom were startled by him, and all looked at him in unison.

Gray: "..."

Yuan Xi couldn't help covering his face, turned his head to look at Lance, and insisted that he didn't hear anything.

However, after ten seconds of silence, whether the teacher should leave or the students should communicate, Gray threw himself on Yuan Xi's desk with his eyes shining: "Master, Master, your An Amulet is too powerful, my little one." Sister Wei slept for a full ten hours, and it was Lou Lan and I who were worried about her going to wake her up!" He was excited, but he lowered his voice.

Yuan Xiyun said calmly: "Don't worry, her mental power has been active for a long time, even if you use soothing medicine, it can only make her sleep for two more hours. She may sleep longer in the first two days, and then she will be like a normal person."

"Yeah, yum, Ms. Xiaowei also thinks it's incredible." Gray said.

"Of course, the premise is that she wears the peace talisman next to her body." Yuan Xi added.

"I'll call Miss Xiaowei and tell her not to take it down." Gray said immediately.

The action-minded Gray immediately contacted Xi Wei, and the call ended half a minute later, and Gray immediately said that he would go with Lou Lan to help transplant the flowers after school today.

"Besides transplanting succulents, I have something else to ask for your help." Yuan Xi thought of the longevity fruit lying in the storage bag, and politely used the word "please".

Upon hearing the word "please", Gray hurriedly waved his hands: "Master, you are too polite. If you have any needs, just ask, I will do my best."

Yuan Xi smiled and narrowed his eyes.

Not far away, Lance shook his head pityingly: "Silly boy Gray, don't say that Yuan Xi hasn't admitted his identity as an apprentice yet, if he really admits that he will be sold by Yuan Xi one day, he might even count the money for him."

The online store of the mental power therapy experimental platform covers almost all kinds of products that are effective in healing mental power in the entire galaxy. It is a place that many merchants of mental power therapy products flock to. If you don’t pass the test or if you have problems in the future, you will be blacklisted. Once you are blacklisted, there is almost no way for products that enter the blacklist to turn around. I really didn't dare to settle in.

Lance originally wanted Yuanxi to open an online store just to open an ordinary online store. A deposit of [-] credits is enough, and the platform fee deducted by the exchange is also very low, but the security of the registration information is not as high as that of the experimental platform. If it is promoted, it will be submerged in the vast number of products, and the cost of promotion will be a price higher than the deposit.

If you switch to an experimental platform, if you are invited by the platform to open a store, you will be given free home page promotion for one week in a row. If the favorable rate and sales volume are considerable, there will be free promotion in the future.

The most important thing is to open a store on the experimental platform, and the price of the goods can be very high.Because of the high margin for opening a store and the high transaction fees charged by the platform, merchants can only increase their income from other sources, which naturally refer to the unit price of the product.

Lance decided to open a store on the experimental platform!

He has already thought of the name of the store, it is called Yuanshi Fulu.

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Yuan Xi said that he checked Xi Wei every day. In fact, he was looking at the consumption of the An Shen Talisman and the Pure Heart Talisman. Even though a lot of data was fed back on the experimental platform, the data is not necessary for him. He needs to test the maintenance of the effect of the Talisman time.

The real effect of the talisman is the spiritual power injected when drawing the talisman. At present, Yuan Xi has experimented with a variety of materials, and is currently locked in the gray rock, probably because of the little spiritual power contained in the gray rock itself.There is indeed cinnabar in this world, but it is not the cinnabar he thought, and the talisman has no special effect.

"Miss Xi, let's try this set of talismans today." Yuan Xi took out the other two talismans.

Xi Wei was a little surprised, subconsciously asked: "What number is this?"

Yuan Xi and Lance knew that Xi Wei had read the talismans published on their experimental platform.

"The new model has not been released." Lance said.

It is really a new style. It is painted with the juice of the succulent flower mixed with limestone ink. Perhaps because the succulent flower is full of aura, Lance feels a lot easier when painting than before.Of course, it may also be because his cultivation base has improved a step further.

Xi Wei was a little hesitant. She hadn’t been on the experimental platform for a long time, but for the sake of mental sequelae, she did a lot of research in this area, and joined several groups to facilitate communication and mutual recommendation of effective products for those who are troubled by sequelae. .

Xi Wei has been busy developing a new mental soothing agent during this time, but he didn't join the group, and rarely went to the experimental platform, so he didn't know that in this short period of more than a month, there were talismans named An Shen Fu and Qing Xin Fu Promoted by more and more people.

The positive rate is 100%, and it has been recommended by millions of people to open a store, and the number of promotions is still growing.

She swiped the platform for a day today, mainly for the application feedback of An Shen Talisman and Qing Xin Talisman. There are a few applicants whose ids are still familiar. They are members of one of her groups, not sailors, and they are sincerely seeking to be effective. product.

She slept well last night, and checked her body after waking up, and there was really nothing unusual, it was not her illusion.From this, she was even more sure about the effectiveness of the An Shen Talisman and the Purification Talisman.

For example, if they sell the peace talisman and the pure heart talisman, she might not be able to afford the price, even if the other party may just ask her to be a tester.

"Forgive me, Mr. Yuan Xi, Mr. Lance, you are studying the peace talisman and the pure heart talisman, but to earn credit points?" Xi Wei opened his mouth after considering it, and his tone could not help but feel a little embarrassed.

Yuan Xi and Lance looked at each other, Yuan Xi didn't deny it: "Not bad."

"I saw on the introduction page that the safety talisman can last for 20 days, and the pure heart talisman can last up to two months. The price of such a talisman...isn't that low?" By the time Xi Wei spoke, there was already a bit of caution in his words. temptation.

With the minds of Yuan Xi and Lance, they almost immediately understood Xi Wei's hesitation at this time.

Lance said: "Miss Xi, to tell you the truth, Yuan Xi and I don't have so much time to develop talismans over and over again, and we don't have so much time to continue publishing them on the experimental platform and waiting for trial application and feedback. The platform has already sent us an invitation to open a store, I mean, since we are going to open a store, we will naturally show more sincerity and better products.”

He pushed forward the talismans drawn by Wanlihuazhi, "Release ten more on the experimental platform, and only ten pieces of data will be returned. We need to contact the wearer more intuitively."

"But..." She didn't think she could afford it.

Gray, who was silent all the time, finally understood Xi Wei's dilemma, and whispered: "Master, Miss Xiaowei lost her father when she was born, and her mother passed away when she was very young. She, that, she..."

Yuan Xi squinted at him, and then looked at Xi Wei, who blushed a little.

Lance's heart fluttered, and he leaned close to Yuan Xi's ear, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "The most expensive mental soothing agent on the market can maintain mental soothing for up to ten days, and a bottle is worth 60 credits."

"Really?" Yuan Xi's eyes widened a little, ten days, 60 credits, so the An Amulet, which can last for 20 days, shouldn't be priced at 120 million credits?

Lance nodded, stopping him from touching the communicator: "Go back and see."

Yuan Xi had no choice but to suppress his excitement.

In fact, no matter what kind of mental soothing agent, the price is not cheap, and mental soothing agent is also recognized as the best-selling product in the entire galaxy, not one of them.Xi Wei can make her own mental soothing agent, which is why she was not driven crazy even though her family has no capital.But the mental soothes she prepared are all public formulas on the market, with little effect, and they are completely incomparable with the peace talisman.She has a lot of credit points in her account, and all her net worth is probably not enough to buy an ordinary An Amulet, and then use someone else's new one to try it out, she really doesn't have such a thick skin.

"Miss Xi, if giving you a trial for nothing makes you feel embarrassed, we might as well make a deal." Yuan Xi's mind was spinning quickly, and soon he had a new idea.

Xi Wei, Lance, Gray and Lou Lan all looked at him.

A smile appeared on the corners of Yuan Xi's lips, and he pointed to the small flower garden outside the house, "Miss Xi is good at planting flowers, I would like to ask Miss Xi to grow some succulent flowers and long-lived fruits."

"Longevity fruit?" Xi Wei was stunned for a moment, then frowned, "Longevity fruit has no value."

"Personal preference." Yuan Xi threw out four words lazily.

Xi Wei: "..."

This is the first time she has met someone who likes to be so curious, isn't he here to tease her?

"However, I don't have longevity fruits here, and the flower market won't sell them. I only heard the teacher mention it when I went to Feiwan to go to school." Xi Wei said truthfully.

Yuan Xi waved his hand: "I know where it is."

Then?

Then Yuan Xi took Gray and Lou Lan to Gaopo Mountain to work as coolies, and Lance stayed behind. He still had something to tell Xi Wei, but Yuan Xi didn't force him to join him, and the two of them did. It's not conjoined twins, there's no need to stick together all the time.

……

After tossing and tossing for several hours, it wasn't until nearly eleven o'clock that two pitiful girls, Gray and Lou Lan, replanted flowers in the yard of Yuan Xi's house. of those.The wild curly flowers dug from Gaopo Mountain are reserved for Xi Wei to grow, and they will be moved when needed, and the longevity fruits are all planted in flower pots according to Xi Wei's advice, so as not to cause floods.

"Drink." Yuan Xi gave Gray and Lou Lan a glass of water each.

Gray accepted it in trepidation, while Lou Lan thanked her generously.

After drinking the water in one gulp, the two felt a warm current flow through their bodies, and the exhaustion from working for half a day disappeared.

Gray stretched his arms and jumped a few more times. He was sure that he was not tired at all, and asked with bright eyes: "Master, what kind of water is this? I feel energetic after drinking it, and I am not tired at all. You can also plant dozens of pots of long-lived fruit.”

Yuan Xi: "I am fairy water, drink it and you will live forever."

"Haha, Master, are you teasing me like a child?" Gray didn't care at all, and asked him for water with a shy face.

Yuan Xi: "It's gone."

"...Master, why are you so stingy?" Gray muttered, went to the water dispenser to get water to drink, took two sips, and smashed his mouth, "It seems to be different from what you gave me, Master."

Yuan Xi said in his heart that of course it is different, I mixed the spiritual liquid into your two glasses of water, which was condensed from the spiritual energy he collected when he extracted the juice from the succulent flower yesterday, and there were only three drops in total. a drop.

After they had almost rested, Yuan Xi ruthlessly chased them away.

Gray even walked to the door, then stopped, grabbed the door frame and asked, "Master, do you recognize me as an apprentice?"

What responded to him was a cold back of his master.

"It's so natural to use people to order, and you don't get any benefits, and you are the only one." Lance said without raising his head.

"Why didn't it benefit them? I added psychic liquid to the water those two drank." Yuan Xi said, "It helps them clear their intestines and expel impurities. It's good for their bodies."

Lance glanced at him speechlessly. It was nothing more than high-level diarrhea.

"You were careful to kill Gray. Although he is a bit careless, he is not bad." Lance said.

Yuan Xi coughed dryly, scratched his chin, and agreed with Lance's words in his heart.

"By the way, when we went to Gaopo Mountain, what did you and Xi Wei talk about?" Yuan Xi skipped the subject of accepting apprentices, "I've been busy since I came back, by the way, what are you busy with?" He asked With a head in the past.

Lance didn't play with mystery, so if Yuan Xi wanted to see it, he just let him watch it.

Seeing this, Yuan Xi couldn't help opening his eyes wide: "You opened a shop? The name of the shop... Yuan, Shi, Fu, Lu?!" He looked at Lance in astonishment.

Lance kept the image of the store that had been initially "decorated", and then he let out a breath and moved his stiff shoulders.

"Early opening and late opening are necessary. Rather than dawdling, it is better to open directly." The content of the conversation between Lance and Xi Wei was mainly about the store. Xi Wei is not only a mental patient, but also an online store owner. After spending a long time in the experimental platform, she gave some suggestions worth referring to.

Yuan Xi stared blankly at him, and it took him a while to say, "But the deposit of 1000 million credits..."

Lance Yun said lightly: "I don't usually need many credit points, just treat it as an investment."

Including the credit points that the Black Rose Pirates sold for their equipment, Yuan Xi gave him a total of nearly 300 million credit points. He didn't have much idea about credit points, nor Pursuing a luxurious and wealthy life, let alone taking advantage of Yuanxi, he is still so big and cheap.

Returning all the credits to Yuan Xi... Yuan Xi would be angry, he intuitively felt so.What made him feel even more delicate was that Yuan Xi gave him all the credits, only 200 credits per week for living expenses, which made him feel like the two of them were living together...

That feeling is not bad.

Yuan Xi stared at him without blinking, until he could hardly maintain his calm, Yuan Xi laughed.

"Baby, you are really capable." Yuan Xi leaned closer and kissed him hard on the cheek.

Lance: "..."

Lance stretched out his hand to push him away, and said expressionlessly: "When you call me, can you say 'baby'?" It's very greasy and ambiguous, okay?

Yuan Xi blinked, then approached him shamelessly, hugged his waist, and said innocently: "You don't like 'baby', so 'dear', 'sweetheart' and 'little fairy'..."

Before he could finish speaking, Lance hit his face with a pillow.

"Who are you disgusting about?" Lance glared at him, rubbed his inexplicably chilly arms, and thought about the terms "dear", "sweetheart" and "little elf" again, and couldn't help shivering.

Yuan Xi was amused by his reaction: "Hahahaha, why are you so cute, baby!"