After Grandpa Xiu failed to cross the tribulation [Interstellar]

The high slope mountain is located in a remote place,

In a rural area on a rural island, there is no surveillance nearby. ┏┛

As Xi Wei said,

It is true that there are many curly flowers in Gaopo Mountain, but these curly flowers are not as long as those in Xiwei's flower garden.

The plants are wilting, not to mention the smaller flowers, and the aura is not so abundant,

There is still a difference between wildflowers and domesticated ones.

Surprisingly, in addition to the curly flowers,

Yuan Xi also discovered a plant with spiritual energy, it was a herbaceous plant with only a few leaves on the ground, but many fruits growing underground, like a series of potatoes.If it weren't for being more sensitive to aura, I really wouldn't be able to find this thing.

"I've never seen this before." Lance held it in his hand for a closer look and shook his head.

Yuan Xi crushed a "potato" with his fingers, and immediately a fragrance overflowed. The two of them smelled this smell, and they felt refreshed and comfortable.

There are faint signs of a breakthrough in the cultivation base.

"Good stuff." Yuan Xi's eyes lit up,

"You can refine Yiyuan Pill."

"What is Yiyuan Pill?" Lance asked.

"After taking a sip just now, do you feel that your cultivation has increased?" Yuan Xi asked back.

Lance thought it was his own illusion,

Hear what he said,

Immediately nodded: "I think tonight may break through the third layer of Qi refining,

Is it because of it?If they are all crushed..." Will the two of them fly up on the spot?

Hearing this, Yuan Xi laughed and shook his head: "It's not that powerful, only the first sip has this effect. But if it is refined into a pill, it can be taken when the spiritual power is exhausted in the future. It has the same effect as Huiyuan Pill, and Yiyuan Pill In addition to being able to restore spiritual power, it can also increase cultivation."

Lance almost understood, and to sum it up: the good things didn't go away.

What's next?

"Dug them all?" Lance glanced at the forest, and there were still several places where "potatoes" grew.

Yuan Xi shook his head, and before Lance was surprised, he heard him say, "It's too much trouble, let him dig tomorrow or the day after tomorrow when Gray is free."

Lance: "..."

He burst out laughing with a "puchi" and jokingly said, "I haven't formally accepted apprentices yet, so I'm calling you now?"

Yuan Xi replied solemnly: "Naturally, you must be cautious when accepting apprentices, this is to evaluate him."

There is no one who can take such shameless words for granted...

"By the way, didn't you say before that you can usually fly with a sword after reaching the third level of Qi Refining? What does flying with a sword look like? Do you fly while standing on a sword?" Lance suddenly thought of this, and he regained his energy.

Yuan Xi laughed as soon as he heard it, and asked him, "Do you want to try it?"

"Yes? I'm only on the second level of Qi Refining..." Lance hesitated.

"But I have already refined the fourth level of Qi." Yuan Xi said, and had already taken out the sword that sealed Xue Ji from the storage bag, and Lance gave him the sword again so that he could melt again. Refiner.

Then Lance watched helplessly as the sword, which was of ordinary shape and size, became longer and wider in an instant, floating in front of the two of them.

Yuan Xi jumped onto the sword, and stretched out his hand to Lance as an invitation.

Lance hesitated for only a second, then took his hand and jumped onto the sword too.

"What am I going to do?" In the past, there was a means of transportation called flying car, which only had a chassis and an armrest. Many young people liked to play flying cars, but because of the simple structure of flying cars, safety equipment might not be safe enough. Skilled young people also seek to stimulate themselves to die, and there have been many accidents. Later, speeding cars are completely banned from the road.

The current flying sword has fewer handrails than the speeding car. There should be inertia when taking off and stopping, and there should be eccentricity when turning. He thought that he should be prepared.

"Hmm..." Yuan Xi seemed to be asked by him, and he thought for ten seconds before replying, "Probably, just hug me?"

Lance: "..."

"Hey, Yujian's flight is driven by the monk's aura, so it's safe and sound." Yuan Xi said as he played a spell, forming a simple protective shield to wrap the two of them in it, and then the flying sword slowly rose.

"call out--"

Soar.

If you ask Yuan Xi's most proud skill in the cultivation world, it is definitely not the sharpening of the small scissors in Qixiufang, but the skill of controlling the sword.There is no way, anyone who is caught up to the year 2000 will not be able to figure out the escape technique.

Lance really opened his eyes again today. Not only does he not need to rely on aircraft or spaceships to go to the sky, but the speed is quite fast. Not only that, Yuan Xi also played tricks, flipping 720 degrees is not enough, diving, steeply rising, There is quite a kind of freedom to roam in the sky and the universe.Because of the protective cover, I can't feel a trace of wind, which is no worse than the experience in the aircraft.

Suddenly, Lance suddenly thought of one thing: "Satellite monitoring!"

"What?" Yuan Xi was so focused on manipulating the flying sword that he didn't hear his words clearly.

"There is no monitoring on Gaopo Mountain, but when the altitude exceeds 100 meters, there will be satellite monitoring." Lance became anxious, and the aircraft flew away, but at this moment the two of them were stepping on a flying sword. Could it be that they were locked and told Police inspector, is that a new type of flying car?

"It's okay, I put an invisibility talisman on the protective cover." Yuan Xi said.

Hearing this, Lance was relieved, and also a little surprised by Yuan Xi's thoughtfulness.But the next moment, he was not well.

Because Yuan Xi said again: "Baby, my spiritual power is not enough to support my Yujian back to the ground."

As soon as the words fell, Lance obviously felt the space under his feet shrink. He looked down and saw that the long and wide sword had returned to its original shape, losing the control of Yuan Xi's spiritual power, and their bodies swayed accordingly.

Lance: "..."

He wants to take back what Yuan Xi said was thoughtful.

"Mo Fang, hold me tight." Whispering, Lance put an arm around his waist.

"What's your plan?" Lance suddenly became vigilant, Yuan Xi's actions and tone reminded him of the not-so-good flying experience in Xue Ji's widow.

Yuan Xi tilted his head and gave him a harmless smile: "Honey, let me tell you one more secret of mine - besides being a cultivator, I am also a master of martial arts." As he spoke, he wrapped his arms around Lance, Walk with great ease.

Lance seemed to smell a faint scent of roses, but he was sure and sure, Yuan Xi didn't use perfume, roses were not grown in the small yard of his house, nor was Xi Wei's flower garden, why would there be a rose scent? ?

Martial arts master, what is it?

The two landed steadily, Yuan Xi grinned, and introduced: "The trick I used just now is called Qinggong."

Lance looked at him with deep eyes.

Yuan Xi: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."

Unable to stretch his expression, Yuan Xi couldn't help coughing lightly, and asked guiltily, "Lance, are you scared?"

After a while, Lance said quietly: "Have you forgotten that I am also a monk, although I am only on the second level of Qi refining, but..." He pointed to the sky, "It seems that I can't fall from that height to death."

Yuan Xi hesitated for a moment, twitched the corners of his mouth, and said with a little reluctance, "I'm not afraid that you won't get used to it, you will be afraid?"

Lance didn't speak, just stared at him.

Yuan Xi looked at him, feeling guilty, but he still had a thick skin.

After a while, Lance suddenly hooked his lips into a smile, and Yuan Xi's heart skipped a beat, with a bad premonition.

Soon his premonition came true. After Lance threw a captivating smile, he added slowly: "Your... way is a bit old-fashioned."

Words at "ellipsis" are self-understood.

"For the sake of your hard work..." Lance took a step forward, stretched out his hand, grabbed the back of his neck, leaned forward, and grabbed his lips, all in one go.

Emmmmm......

Yuan Xi swears to God that he just wanted to "fuck" and his purpose of "flirting" was just to enhance mutual affection, he didn't have any other ideas other than that, getting a kiss was a pleasant surprise... But, still To be honestly evaluated, Lance's kissing skills are terrible, simple and rough bites can hurt a thousand enemies and a thousand losses.

Yuan Xi rubbed his broken lower lip, sighed lightly, and didn't dare to negotiate terms with Lance, lest Lance become angry from embarrassment and lose benefits in the future.

Anyway, for an old driver like him who is mature in thinking and purely rehearsing skills in his brain, he will be in charge of kissing skills in the future. If Lance is in charge, he will be responsible for finding excitement, right?

Perfect arrangement!

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The next day.

Both Yuan Xi and Lance have achieved breakthroughs, and Lance also found the scientific name of the "potato" they dug from Gaopo Mountain on the Internet: Longevity Fruit.

The name sounds nice and has auspicious meanings, but the name is mainly derived from the tenacious vitality of the longevity fruit. No matter how harsh the environment is, the longevity fruit can grow, but the fruit will grow differently in different regions.Not only that, if a long-lived fruit is left alone, the underground tubers will sprout and grow, and will automatically separate, and it will grow into a piece by itself in less than a year.However, the longevity fruit tastes bad and has a slight toxin. Neither the leaves nor the tubers can be eaten. Therefore, many years ago, the longevity fruit was listed as worthless. Once the longevity fruit is found on many planets, it will "cut the weeds and eradicate the roots".

To use Yuan Xi's words to describe it, it is simply reckless!

"After school, let Gray bring Babyface to Gaopo Mountain to dig up all the longevity fruits." Yuan Xi felt heartbroken to the point of bleeding when he saw large pieces of longevity fruits destroyed many years ago on the Internet.

Lance said in his heart: You are not using Gray as an apprentice now enough, and you have brought the baby-faced Lou Lan with you. If Gray is not allowed to join in the future, Gray may stab you with a knife.

Just as he was thinking about it, Lance's communicator rang twice, which was an information reminder.

It wasn't a message from a classmate or friend, but a message from the experimental platform.

Originally, Lance thought that there might be another local tyrant offering a reward, and the experimental platform sent a request for a message, but when he clicked on the message, his brows couldn't help but raised.

"What's the matter?" Seeing Lance's expression, Yuan Xi didn't lean over to look at it. Even close people should have their own secrets. He asked purely out of curiosity.

Lance zoomed in on the screen and moved it in front of him.

The first thing Yuan Xi saw was the title in bold—Psychotherapy Experimental Platform sincerely invites you to join.

This is a message from the experimental platform, the main content is to invite them to open an online store on the experimental platform to sell talismans.The reason for inviting them is the data. From the release of No. 01 An Shen Talisman and No. 01 Qingxin Talisman set to the later trial of individual Talismans, the positive rate is as high as 100%, which can be said to be the only one in the past ten years on the spiritual therapy experimental platform.

"So you're here to invite us to open a store? Just look at the feedback from applicants?" Yuan Xi asked.

Lance didn't nod or shake his head, he said: "The applicant's feedback record data is the most intuitive, I looked at it, and some of them opened a 72-hour live broadcast, personally demonstrating the efficacy of the peace talisman and the pure heart talisman. "

"...It's really idle." Yuan Xi complained.

Lance didn't answer his words, and continued: "The requirements for opening a store on the experimental platform are very strict. First, the product release must have a positive rating of over 90%; second, the platform will only pay attention to the release if there are 100 million real-name people recommending the publisher. applicants, and follow the process to review the publisher's information and all claimants; finally..."

When he said this, doubts appeared on his face, Yuan Xi asked: "What is the last?"

"It stands to reason that in the end, we should first contact the publisher to test our products professionally. After the tests are indeed effective and safe, we will officially invite to open a store." Lance said.

That's right, now the platform directly skips the step of arranging professionals to personally test the An Shen Talisman and the Purity Talisman, and directly sends out the invitation. Is it the negligence of the platform, or has it already studied the Talisman?

"Ding dong..." The two were wondering when Lance received another message, this time from the customer service of the platform.

Customer Service 0087: God, God, God, I am the youngest of the Jin family, do you still remember me (star eyes)

Lance: "..."

Yuan Xi: "..."