walk with jimmy

Lance was so pissed off by the craziness of the Joker band.

But the problem is, he doesn't even know who this psycho is?Moreover, the other party is not around, so you can't give up the show and run to trouble, right?

Therefore, Lance tried his best to hypnotize himself that this was not the case. He only thought that eating an apple and eating a worm made him feel sick, and he had to try his best to forget it afterwards.

But he just wanted to completely forget about it...

The entertainment media was not willing to let go of such interesting news.

Among them, a reporter who had made an appointment for an interview directly repeated the matter when asking questions, and asked James with a smile what he thought about it.

Lance snorted coldly on the spot, just about to curse...

James laughed out loud thinking of something beside him, and said ahead of him: "I don't have any thoughts, actually, don't look at me as a bad person, but I was chased by quite a few people."

The words on Lance's lips stopped instantly.

He turned to look at his lead singer: "Chased?"

The reporter also became interested and asked more carefully: "Is it the girls? I know you have a lot of female fans..."

"There are women and there are men."

James ran through his hair sheepishly, a smile twinkling in his green eyes.

"What? There is a man?" The reporter was surprised.

But Lance seemed even more surprised, staring at him with a pair of blue eyes without blinking, as if asking in doubt, 'Why don't I know'?

"Yes, there are quite a few more."

James rarely answered questions with a good temper: "Also, unlike the clown band or something (reporter reminds: Kelvin), yes, unlike that Kelvin just talking, they generally have actions. "

"Yes, there is still action?!" The reporter was dumbfounded.

He asked and guessed: "What action? Rushing over to hug you? Kiss you?"

Lance, who knew about this for the first time, was dumbfounded, thinking: "When the fuck did this happen? Why don't I know anything about it?"

"No, no!"

James also laughed triumphantly: "But they invited me to drink and gave me candies, such as taffy, fruit candies and chocolates. I remember that there were handmade chocolate balls once, which were delicious. The packaging looked like The planets in space are so fucking cool!"

"and then?"

"What then?"

"No confession or something? Or a request?"

"There is a confession, but I don't kiss male fans! Hey, it's okay to kick his mother in the past."

"But you have received all the presents."

"Yes, they gave it to me."

The reporter was very speechless for a while: "They give you, and you take it all? If you take it, you still want to kick him?"

James looked at him in surprise, and repeated impatiently: "They gave it to me! They gave it to me."

Lance finally couldn't bear it anymore and slapped his lead singer on the back of the head: "If I give it to you, will you take it all?"

"Why can't I accept it?"

James was a little annoyed: "What the hell are you doing? It hurts! Fuck! I'm going to be fooled by you, and you'll fuck me like this again!"

Next...

In the last paragraph of the interview, the reporter wrote:

[Guitarist Lance angrily picks up a cup of tea on the table and suddenly pours water on lead singer Jimmy, shouting 'I'm going to clear your mind';]

[Lead singer Jimmy quickly picks up another cup of tea, throws it back at guitarist Lance, yelling back without showing weakness, 'You need to be clear'. ]

[Then, having been poured two full cups of tea, I had to interrupt the interview. ]

[But luckily, these two little bastards kindly agreed to help me pay for the cleaning. ]

This interview incident made many people laugh.

They were particularly interested in the slapstick relationship between the lead singer and the guitarist of Planet.

But for both parties, the quarrel was pretty fucked up.

Lance was very disgusted with James' behavior of always collecting other people's things randomly; but James didn't understand why he couldn't.

It's completely a conceptual difference.

Lance has never lacked anything since he was a child. Although he is not the kind of rich family, he has both parents and is an only child. He lives like a proud little prince, so he will not easily ask for other people's things; but James For a family with a single father and two sons, it is normal to receive a little help from neighbors from time to time.Especially James, who has been tormented by his brother's dark cooking all year round, is about to go out to beg for food. When someone gives him something to eat when he is hungry, his first reaction is definitely not to refuse, but to stuff it in his mouth immediately

So, till the end...

Even if Lance said 'I'll buy you what you want'; James still felt that 'since it has already been given away, why do you still buy it, are you born to be taken advantage of? '

Lance angrily fought with him again and stopped talking.

James thought regretfully: "Hey, it seems that he should not be in the mood to sleep with me recently, but I just felt that his skills have improved."

As a result, the bastard Lance didn't give up the fun bed exercise because he was angry...

But he made up his mind in principle and insisted not to say a word to James until the other party realized the mistakes he had made and seriously repented and corrected them. .

"Okay, as long as you're happy."

James thought nonchalantly: "I don't want to hear you talking about life and philosophy in bed."

By this time, the tour was drawing to a close.

In the last few performances, James did wear the dresses that fans threw at him.

But for some unknown reason, the vast majority of the dresses sent by the fans were very bright in color, such as bright red, emerald blue or something, thick and colorful.

This indirectly led to the make-up artist starting to draw eyeliner on James in order to match these clothes. It just so happened that his hair had grown, so the hair stylist stopped wearing a wig for him and wore a braid instead, with colorful beads on it.

His body shape has not grown at the moment, although he is not short, he is as thin as a bamboo pole, with a thin waist and no breasts. Overall, he really looks like a dry and malnourished underage girl child.

Dressed like this, he secretly went to the supermarket to buy wine, and was immediately suspected of being a minor and asked to check his ID card.

However, when he calmly took out his ID card...

The old man at the cashier was angry: "You have to fool people a little bit, the genders are so fucking different!"

James replied very gently: "Yes, I am a man."

The old man repeated suspiciously: "Are you a man?"

James said sincerely: "Well, yes, I checked it myself this morning."

Checked by hand?

The old man's expression seemed to have seen a devil.In the end, he insisted on not selling alcohol because 'he didn't look like a decent person because he wasn't a man or a woman'.

James has nothing to do, he can't force a conservative personality, who looks like he's almost [-], to listen to rock and roll, and get to know the lead singer, right?

Sometimes it feels weird too.

On the one hand, you are crazily praised by fans, as if the whole world loves you; but on the other hand, when you step out of your familiar comfort zone, you will find that there are a group of people who don't know who you are at all. I won't love you, and I will think that you are not doing your job properly and look like a bad person.

James didn't get any wine, so he had to go back in despair.

Coincidentally, he ran into the security guard who carried him off the stage in Manchester last time, and immediately leaned over to try to fool him into buying him a drink.

"Why don't you go by yourself?" the security guard asked very frankly.

James was not afraid of losing face, and said the matter very frankly: "The old man won't sell me, what the hell can I do?"

The security guard looked at him in amazement: "Are you not angry?"

James immediately poohed, and said angrily: "Do I look like someone who gets angry casually? I have such a good temper!"

The security guard laughed and apologized to him.

But there are some things I really can't help but say, something happened that night.

Touring is all about running back and forth between various cities.

Although there will be some diehard fans who will chase after him, but every time he goes to a new city, he will also face some new audiences.

The ethos of each city is different, and the attitude of the old man in the supermarket can actually represent the local conservative ethos.

This time, as soon as the band performed on stage, the audience started to pick things up: "Are you a man or a woman?" "Are you gay?" "You stupid idiot, look here!"

James didn't bother to pay attention to these people.

He scanned the audience casually, and continued to sing along to the familiar music.

At this moment, an audience member in the front row threw a bottle of Coke onto the stage.

Because of the angle, it missed James, but landed on Lance's body. The unfinished Coke in it spilled on his shirt in an instant, which was very obvious under the light...

Before everyone could react, James lifted his skirt, ran a 50-meter sprint, and jumped down.

This series of actions is particularly handsome, and then he fights with the audience who are throwing Coke bottles.

Out of habit, the band members didn't stop playing.

As a result, the blond lead singer fought frantically following the rhythm as if it had its own BGM.

Screaming, whistling, clapping and booing.

The whole place is boiling!