walk with jimmy

For James, before the giant muscle angel, women are the real angels who have saved him from fire and water many times.

think about it!

You have a brother, he always cooks clumsily while smoking, the ash will fall on the fried eggs as a decoration, the washed cabbage has a fragrance of soapy water, and the steel wool used for cleaning the pan can be given away for a moment. You tuck into bread as a filling...

When you are under ten years old, picky eaters will be violently suppressed, and you can only shiver pitifully, sit at the dining table, and think sadly, 'Ah!Today, I will either secretly dump all the food into the trash can and starve to death; or I will die miserably under the dark cooking of the idiot Linde...

How holy and beautiful is the fat lady next door visiting with fish and chips, eel jelly and mushroom bread!

"Thank God, I can survive again today." The young James thought so excitedly every time.

When life is hard and difficult, only this group of compassionate women is willing to lend a helping hand for no reason.

The vast majority of women are often foolishly nice to those around them, and many men will be affectionate because of this behavior.

But in fact, most of the time they are nice to people because they simply want to do that. In James's occasional sweet words: "God squeezed a heart for them with marshmallows, which are soft and sweet."

Linde's attitude was the opposite of his brother's.

He is very annoyed by his nosy neighbors, and always feels that these people are robbing him of his younger brother. For this reason, he often complains to his friends: "Are those women out of their minds? Can you please go to the orphanage if you want to show kindness? My brother It's not a fucking stray animal that needs to be fed at all! I cook for him on time every day, how can I not feed him enough? That is my younger brother, my own younger brother. "

Linde is a good big brother...

James has no problem with this, but this does not prevent him from running to the neighbor's house from time to time to pretend to be hungry.

The woman's kindness and the school's nutritious meals once saved his life.

It's the same now...

The female fans felt obligated to take care of him, so they ran over to help him buy skirts.

What are you waiting for?

Of course I happily accept it!

So, with the help of the staff, James brazenly picked up all the skirts, and asked the staff to take them down and put them away, so as not to lose them again.Then, he happily told the audience: "I like it very much, I will show you guys when I wear it next time!"

He stood in the middle of the stage triumphantly and began to tease the fans: "Do you like to see me in a skirt?"

The performance that day was actually the first time he wore a skirt on stage. In order not to stimulate the audience, he wore the skirt that was already known to the public when he took the cover photo.

It was still a little embarrassing.

But after being made such a fuss, he completely let go.

He blinked his evil green eyes, and asked with a smirk as if he was going to lift his skirt, "Is it really pretty?"

The audience screamed from below, laughing and whistling: "It's beautiful! It's beautiful! Lift it up! Lift it up!"

This scene is too speechless.

Lance couldn't help but glanced back at Theo and Baldwin's reactions, and it wasn't until he found the same helpless expression in the eyes of the two teammates that he was sure it wasn't his fault.

He silently rolled his eyes towards the ceiling of the arena, and plucked the strings decisively, in order to remind his lead singer, who was also playing high, to pay attention to the time and occasion.

During this period of time, there will be timeouts in every performance of theirs, and it is hard to say that it is not caused by the lead singer being too reckless.

Interacting with the audience too much and too frequently; I suddenly wanted to add another song on a whim; I would jump off the stage from time to time, causing trouble for the security guards...

There's never been a band whose frontman has had more accidents than James, the troublemaker!

In fact, his personality tends to be rigorous. Lance, who is not as free as James, gets more and more upset when he thinks about it, and the melody he dials out has a faint meaning.

James was too sensitive to the sound of his guitar, and almost immediately realized something, turned his head, made an embarrassed face, and returned to his position.

At this time, the performance officially began.

Maybe it's because Lance is really angry...

During the first few songs, the blond home circling around the guitarist.

So obvious!

It was obvious to almost everyone, including the audience, that the guy was ingratiating himself with the guitarist.

Lance couldn't keep his face straight.

Unless he wants to see the reporter scribbling shit news about <Planetary Band's Lead Singer and Guitarist Disagreement, Suspected Disbandment> the next day.

So he smiled back.

But he immediately regretted the smile.

Excited, James leaped at him and threw him to the ground with a 'bang'!

The originally good electric guitar sound came to an abrupt end.

The lead singer who didn't expect to throw people down was also dumbfounded!

"You idiot!"

Caught off guard and unable to stand still, Lance tugged at his hair angrily, but accidentally tore off the wig.

The audience below burst into laughter.

Lance, who hated emergencies the most, looked hopeless.

James thought it was fun, snatched the wig from him, put it on his head crookedly, laughed and continued to press the guitarist on the stage.

Lance stretched out his leg angrily and tried to kick him.

The two almost rolled into a ball on the stage.

Drummer Baldwin continued to 'dang dong dong' without looking sideways, as if the catastrophe could not affect his drumming.

While the two of them were not up, Theo hopped to the center of the stage to play the bass, tossed his hair wildly, and got addicted to the lead singer.

If it wasn't for the fact that their music is really good, and they work so hard every time they perform...

This kind of nonsense must have been beaten to death by angry audience long ago, right?But now, everyone is laughing at the bottom.

Maybe it's because there's too much play in the middle...

When I sang "The Witch" in the middle, the performance really timed out again.

But firstly, there is no curfew for this performance in the afternoon; secondly, it is only half a song away, and no one is willing to interrupt it.

The blond lead singer in a flamboyant skirt no longer ran around the venue, but obediently stopped at the center of the stage.

He swayed his skirt and shook the tambourine casually, looking like a free-spirited gypsy girl. While watching the black-haired guitarist beside him with a smile, he played in the electric guitar melody that contained surging rhythm and intense emotion. , Repeatedly use a low hoarse and moving voice to sing softly 'Dear, dear, there is sweetness flowing through the bottom of my heart... from head to toe, trembling slightly'!

The theater's ancient revolving light ball cast beams of light on the two of them.

The scene was gorgeous, ambiguous and romantic.

The audience fell silent.

Many fans held hands tightly, staring at the magnificent stage as if they were praying.

When it was over, they hadn't realized it, and watched the band walk off the stage stupidly.Then, there was a burst of chants of 'Planet, Jimmy, Jimmy' and no one wanted it to end...

On the second day, critics spoke highly of Planet's live performance as always, and thought: [Currently, in terms of live performance, few bands can compare with Planet. ]

At the same time, they also regarded James' new gender-ambiguous image as a symbol of new artistic expression.

But if there is praise, there will be criticism, and not everyone can think so.There are also some people who think that it is 'grandstanding, weird and absurd'.

In addition, some fellow musicians also stood up and joined in the fun to express their own opinions.

Once ridiculed by James for secretly changing the order of performances, Mike Campbell, a solo singer who likes to put on a show, told reporters: [Jimmy is a little too anxious. Development, rather than women's clothing to win the attention of the public. ]

James is well versed in the principle of 'never feel guilty when quarreling'.

Although he didn't like skirts much, but when he responded, he was confident: [Who the fuck is Mike Campbell?Are you familiar with me?Don't call me Jimmy any idiot!And, who said I was wearing women's clothing?I'm obviously wearing men's clothing, who stipulates that men can't wear skirts?If there is a way to tell the Scotsman, see if he can't be beaten to death! ]

And Ablett, the lead singer of another naughty band who was kicked off the stage by James, was very direct in his speech, not so veiled.

The self-proclaimed rock star is nothing like Mike Campbell's gossiping and posing, he's blatantly insulting: [I don't care if Jimmy wears men's clothes or women's clothes.All I know is that he's an asshole no matter what he wears. ]

Do something!

The reporters had an instant orgasm!

At that moment, they wanted to poke all the interview microphones into Ablit's mouth, and kept asking: [Do you hate Jimmy?Is there any grievance between you?Why do you say that? ]

In the end, to everyone's disappointment...

Ablit said something that no one could understand: [Yes, I hate him, I hate him, I envy him, he is a bastard who can do whatever he wants even more than me!Our grievances are nothing, and I don't spend time paying attention to him every day at all.Because the universal laws of this world doom him to change himself sooner or later, I don't believe he can continue to be a jerk for the rest of his life, I wait for that day to come.But if he insists on being an asshole when he's 80 years old, I can barely forgive him for what he did before and buy him a drink. ]

No one understood what Ablitt was expressing.

The paparazzi reporters who thought they had found the big news looked at each other in blank dismay, and finally went back to do some reading comprehension.

But in the absence of cause and effect, they can only say casually: [Albullitt, the lead singer of the Naughty Boys, publicly stated that James Lemmon, the lead singer of the Planetary Band, is a jerk].

But what's even more puzzling is...

Regarding Ablitt's direct cursing remarks, James was not as angry as he was with Mike Campbell.

He smiled at the reporter who came to ask questions, and instead of explaining the grievances between himself and Ablit, he showed his two pointed canine teeth, his green eyes were full of disgust, and he wrinkled his nose and said, "Who wants to?" Drinking with that pompous idiot! I won't drink his wine even when I'm 80 years old."

There are also some colleagues who expressed their appreciation, most of them casually and politely boasted that this image is quite creative and artistic.

But I have to mention that...

One of the weirdest compliments came from Joker guitarist Kelvin.

The guy who spoke exaggeratedly and made Lance very angry because he paid too much attention to James' waist before made an earth-shattering speech.

He openly said in the interview: [I used to only like women, I don’t know if I’m bisexual, but Jimmy is definitely the only man I want to fuck, his appearance in women’s clothing made me react. ]

The author has something to say: These bands sometimes fall in love and sometimes kill each other, but there is no particularly bad person, so don't worry, everyone.