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"If I could explain it clearly, I would have explained it a long time ago! If you don't run away now, you can just wait for Qingming Festival to burn incense for me!" Li Yixiao still didn't want to meet his parents, for fear that his mother would resort to "family law" to spank his ass!

"How can you explain it clearly if you don't talk about it? Aren't you usually good at talking?" Han Mai asked back.

Jin Feng nodded vigorously, deeply agreeing, and very envious of this ability.

Qiu Ning also nodded at the side: "Yes, your parents won't do anything to you. At most, they will let you go home and inherit the family business as the president..."

"Oh, if I can really inherit the family business and become the CEO, I'll go back now." Li Yixiao said tiredly.

"Then what should I do, why don't you run away? I'll guard the gate for you, so hurry up." For some reason, Xia Tianyu became anxious for Li Yixiao, and offered to help, quite sincerely.

Li Yixiao looked at Xia Tianyu with admiration, and felt that he had really misjudged her.

"I ran away like this before, otherwise my father would marry me to a fool in the next village in exchange for a bride price!" Xia Tianyu said, suddenly realizing that she had revealed some great secret, and suddenly laughed awkwardly Get up, "I'm just kidding."

Li Yixiao couldn't laugh at all, but he still forced a smile: "Hahaha, what you said is so true, you almost fooled me!"

"Hahahaha, right? I didn't expect that I have a talent for joking hahahahaha." Xia Tianyu said with a smirk.

The doorbell had rang several times, and the four of them were still debating whether to run or stay in the living room. Finally, the person who rang the doorbell couldn't bear it anymore, opened the window and climbed in directly.

The four of them watched the "beautiful girl" with long hair and short skirt climb into their room without any image at all, and "Happy Together" directly exposed the safety pants under the skirt, and their expressions froze.

This "girl" has monsters up her skirt!

Li Shishi stood firm, put his hands on his hips and said angrily: "Are you four deaf? Why didn't you open the door for me? Are you trying to annoy me? Haven't you heard of 'only women and villains are difficult to raise'? Although I am not Woman, but I'm a villain, the kind who holds grudges!"

Facing the boss's pressing questions, the four of them were a little timid.

"I thought my parents came to arrest me and went home to learn how to repair cars, so I didn't dare to open the door." Li Yixiao explained.

"Isn't that good? Go ahead. If the battery car breaks down, I'll ask you to fix it. Don't ask me for money." Li Shishi said indifferently.

Are there any fellowships left? !Li Yixiao was furious.

Ding dong, the doorbell rang again.

Li Yixiao was like a frightened bird once again: "It's over, it must be my parents who are here this time, I'd better go out and hide, you remember to say that there is no such person as Li Yixiao here, Li Erxiao, Li Sanxiao, Li Shisan No laughing matter, I’ve never heard of it, remember it?”

"Isn't it just that you are not allowed to be an anchor? Why run away, talk to them well, it's best to fight, what else will I watch if you run away." Li Shishi held Li Yixiao back, Li Yixiao struggled hard, but This frail-looking lady-wearing tycoon is extremely strong, and he can't break free if he holds her back.

Li Yixiao said angrily, "Are you still a human being?"

"Forget it, villain." Master Li said confidently.

"Is anyone there? The takeaway you ordered has arrived!" The takeaway boy outside the door...ah no, the voice is that a takeaway uncle has arrived.

Qiu Ning calmly stood up from the sofa: "I'll get my takeaway."

With that said, Qiu Ning opened the door and took back the takeaway.

Li Yixiao saw the figure of the uncle delivering food from the door, and shouted in surprise: "Brother Lu, is that you?"

The takeaway uncle outside the door was also surprised: "Smile, it's you!"

"It's really you! How are you doing?" Li Yixiao stepped forward and chatted with the big brother who delivered the food.

"Hey, don't mention it, it's annoying. My child is going to study when he grows up, and I don't have a house in the school district, and I can't afford to buy a house. I don't know what to do now." The uncle surnamed Lu said.

Li Yixiao exchanged some pleasantries with him, and introduced them: "Let me introduce you, this is Lu Ping'an who broke my leg, Brother Lu. We used to work together, and we all delivered food. I am Mei X. He is hungry for takeaway, since he broke his leg, I have changed my career."

Others don't know why, but they just feel that the food delivery industry is really fighting fiercely now, and there is such an operation as breaking a colleague's leg.

Sure enough, the takeaway brothers are all from the Jianghu, social society.

Li Yixiao still wanted to let him chat for a few more words, but Lu Pingan was going to continue to deliver food, so he said goodbye to him.

"Oh, by the way, I met a middle-aged couple and a man about my age at the door just now, and they were asking where Building No. [-] is. I saw that the takeaway was also delivered to Building No. They pointed out the way, and they should be arriving soon." Lu Pingan said.

The smile on Li Yixiao's face disappeared in an instant, and he wanted to close the door with his backhand, but it was already too late.

Outside the lawn fence of the villa, three familiar faces appeared, his father, his mother, and his uncle.

Li Yixiao's mother, Zhang Zhaodi, gave him a murderous look, apparently saying: "Wait, see if I don't blow your dog's head Li Ergou!"

Li Yixiao's legs softened suddenly, and he yelled out a word in a broken voice: "Mom..."

When Zhang Zhaodi came up, he pulled Li Yixiao's ear and yelled at Company N: "Li Yixiao——! I told you to learn how to repair cars, but you said you didn't learn, and if you didn't learn, you didn't! If you didn't learn how to repair cars, you didn't learn how to be a man You are not good at what you are doing, run to be a duck, be a duck as you like, harm yourself but not others! Look at what you are doing, you go to pimp, harm others and yourself, sooner or later you will go to jail!"

Li Yixiao was pulled up and down by her, wishing she could kneel down and beg for mercy.

Han Mai was amazed at the side: "Auntie's part is amazing. The high-pitched voice at the beginning is impressive, followed by a tight rhythm, sonorous and powerful, eye-catching lines, and very rhyming, sharp! Shout out to the wizard of the Mai world!"

Qiu Ning frowned: "Auntie misunderstood Li Yixiao a bit, how can I explain this?"

Xia Tianyu trembled: "It's terrible, it's really terrible, my dad didn't beat me so hard... Uh, I'm joking."

Li Shishi was gloating at the side: "Li Yixiao is still a scourge today. If you fight well, Auntie, please use a little more force. Oh, Auntie, do your hands hurt? I'll find you a bench and beat you to death!"

Li Yixiao heard Li Shishi's voice, and even after being beaten, he also shouted: "Li Shishi, what kind of enmity do we have, you want to treat me like this?!"

Zhang Zhaodi stopped teaching her son for a moment, and looked back, she didn't expect such a low voice from a beautiful girl, it was a man's voice!

"Your father's mother?" Zhang Zhaodi looked at Li Shishi suspiciously, as if asking about the father's mother of a vixen.

Li Shishi's face turned blue: "Father... ah bah, man, what's the matter?"

Zhang Zhaodi replied with his sonorous two words: "Pervert!"

Li Shishi hated being called a pervert the most in his life. Women's clothing is his personal hobby. He couldn't understand this kind of atmosphere since he was a child: Why do women disguise as men and everyone praises this girl as cool and special, but men disguise as women but are discriminated against? Neither sex is equal!

He, Mr. Li, is going to break this inequality!

Li Shishi, who was so angry and laughed back, squeezed out a distorted smile. Li Yixiao froze, and before he could react, he said, "Auntie, do you know what relationship I have with your son?"

Li Yixiao listened, what the hell, Mr. Li, what are you going to do?How much hatred we have!Isn't this the revenge of the whole family copying, beheading, digging up graves and whipping corpses? !It's not that I pissed you off, why do men make things difficult for men!Even if you are a bigwig in women's clothing, you are still a human being!How can you do such a beastly act? !

"I'm your son's boyfriend." Li Shishi forcefully dropped these words, pulled up Li Yixiao who was on the ground, and said affectionately, "Our love is stronger than gold, and we will get married soon. When will Auntie give me three months?" Gold and dowry?"

Zhang Zhaodi laughed back angrily, looking at Li Yixiao, she seemed to say, "She doesn't want this son anymore, and he counts if he is killed."

"Mom, don't beat me yet! Give me a chance to explain! You have to die to make me understand!" Li Yixiao wailed, "Dad, do you just watch Mom beat me to death? You have no conscience. Will it hurt? I am your son! My own! I will be sentenced to death! You will lose your wife and son.”

Li Yixiao is well aware of the truth that if you are beaten, you must pull people to beg for mercy, so you decisively pulled on his father, seeing his weakness to save face: "Uncle is still watching! Are you going to let mom beat me like this?!"

Sure enough, Li Yixiao's father, Li Jianguo, coughed a few times: "Fucking child, you should stop and let him explain himself."

Zhang Zhaodi stopped, put her waist in and asked, "Then tell me, make it clear, did you hear me?"

Only then did Li Yixiao heave a sigh of relief, pointing to Li Shishi and said, "Let me clarify first, I didn't have a relationship with this..." Seeing that the other party half-closed his eyes and looked at him, Li Yixiao quickly changed his words, "Transvestites have a partner, and I offended you before." If you kill him, he's messing with me."

Zhang Zhaodi looked suspicious.

An honest person like Han Mai stepped forward: "Auntie, I guarantee that what Li Yixiao said is true."

Before Zhang Zhaodi said anything, Li Yixiao's uncle Li Jiancheng had already skillfully pulled out a cigarette and a lighter, and said respectfully, "Brother, would you like a cigarette?"

Han Mai refused with a serious face: "Smoking less, it's bad for your health, quit it. Drink more wolfberry chrysanthemum tea, invigorate the spleen, nourish the stomach, soothe the nerves, reduce fire, beautify hair growth, burn oil, burn fat, nourish the body, and prolong life. Men drink it to nourish their kidneys, women drink it to nourish their skin."

Li Jiancheng nodded his head, "Big brother is right! Big brother deserves to be here."

Li Yixiao hurriedly said: "Father, mother, and uncle, these are my colleagues. This sturdy big brother is called Han Mai, and the live broadcast is called Mai. Do you know that he is called Mai?"

Uncle Li Jiancheng answered immediately: "I know, I know, the one on Kuaishou! I especially like "I Will Be Rich Tomorrow"!"

Han Mai's smile froze, no, although his songs are earthy, they are not so earthy!

After Li Yixiao introduced the people one by one, he took out his mobile phone with a big smile and opened the Huyu Live App to show his parents: "Dad, Mom, Uncle, let me show you what a serious live broadcast is, don't keep watching WeChat Moments The messy science popularization inside is all nonsense, seeing is believing!"

Open the APP, the homepage recommends a female anchor whose introduction is "Sweetheart Fairy, Singing and Singing Talent". Li Yixiao clicked in to show his parents: "I will show you how the female anchor sings. It's a serious live broadcast, now the management of female anchors is strict, and clothes can't show their breasts..."

Li Yixiao is full of confidence, and will definitely make his parents change their view of anchoring as an unscrupulous industry.

However, the moment I clicked in, a female anchor appeared who was completely different from the pure beauty on the screen.

She was wearing a tight leather jacket, a uniform hat, and even a leather whip in her hand, just like a SM queen!What's worse, the hostess even did a hip-swinging dance to the music!The style of painting suddenly became pornographic...

Uncle Li Jiancheng involuntarily stretched his neck to see clearly.

"No, Mom, these are a small number of female anchors, playing side-by-side, everything else is very serious!" Li Yixiao panicked, and quickly changed to a male anchor's live broadcast room.

This live broadcast room is a GAY male anchor who is dressed GAY. He dyed his hair in grandma gray, which makes Zhang Zhaodi frown when he looks at it. He doesn't look like a serious person when he speaks. Dang Yang: "Come on~ be happy~ Anyway, I have a lot of time~~~~~"

Li Yixiao: "..."

Li Yixiao suddenly fell into despair: No, it's not like this... It's all a coincidence, a coincidence!

The author has something to say: I posted this paragraph on Weibo before, and it was from Mr. Li Shishi

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Li Shishi hated being called a pervert the most in his life. Women's clothing is his personal hobby. He couldn't understand this kind of atmosphere since he was a child: Why do women disguise as men and everyone praises this girl as cool and special, but men disguise as women but are discriminated against? Neither sex is equal!

He, Mr. Li, is going to break this inequality!

Chapter 15 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair a car 03┃I want to go home and learn how to repair a car!

"No, Mom, these are a small number of female anchors, playing side-by-side, everything else is very serious!" Li Yixiao panicked, and quickly changed to a male anchor's live broadcast room.

This live broadcast room is a GAY male anchor who is dressed GAY. He dyed his hair in grandma gray, which makes Zhang Zhaodi frown when he looks at it. He doesn't look like a serious person when he speaks. Dang Yang: "Come on~ be happy~ Anyway, I have a lot of time~~~~~"

Li Yixiao: "..."

Li Yixiao suddenly fell into despair: No, it's not like this... It's all a coincidence, a coincidence!

Zhang Zhaodi looked at her son expressionlessly, her eyes clearly said: What else do you have to argue about?Say it, and I'll beat you to death!

"Okay, okay, I don't want to watch it, you quickly call that kid Chen Yang, go home quickly, I also called your uncle, he has opened a car repair shop now, you go and learn from him Craft it, you won’t be hungry in the future, don’t fix these stupid things, although our family is poor, but we don’t do those messy things.” Zhang Zhaodi said with a sincere smile.

"Mom! That's not true! I just live broadcast and cook and cook, very serious!" Li Yixiao was almost desperate, his mother was completely brainwashed now, and she didn't listen to his explanation at all.

"Your dad and I both asked for leave from the boss. It's not easy to earn a little money. We left our hometown to work outside, and we only went back when it was Chinese New Year. I didn't take care of you when I was young. You have become like this now. Mom is responsible, and I'm sorry." Zhang Zhaodi wiped away her tears when she said that she was emotional.

"No, Mom, you have nothing to do to me. It's because I'm not good. I can't study well, and I can't pass the college entrance examination." Li Yixiao heard her mother blame herself, and she blamed herself too.He has always wanted to work hard so that his parents would stop working so hard. The two of them are so old and still doing some physical work on the construction site. Their health is already not as good as before, but he has never been able to do it. It is very difficult to support himself. Don't talk about honoring your parents.

"No, no, Xiaoxiao, you've been smart since you were a child. It's because your parents didn't have the ability to let you go to a good school. They delayed you. It's because your mother is sorry for you."

"Don't say that, Mom, you have treated me so well, it's because I failed to honor you."

The more the mother and son talked, the more moved they were, and finally cried with each other.

"Son, let's go back to my hometown and learn how to repair cars. After learning the craft, it's no problem to support yourself. Maybe I can set up a store and be the owner in the future, and let my mother enjoy the blessing." Zhang Zhaodi said.

Uncle Li Jiancheng echoed, patted his chest and said, "I taught Xiaoxiao all the skills of pressing the bottom of the box. Xiaoxiao has been very fast in everything since elementary school, and it must be no problem to repair the car! What is the live broadcast? It's not a serious job at all, hurry up and fix the car with uncle!"

Li Yixiao cried while talking: "Mom, uncle, don't talk about it, I will go with you, learn how to repair cars, and show respect to you."

A few people on the side:? ? ?

What's going on, I was still fighting for freedom just now, why did I suddenly have to go back to my hometown to learn how to repair cars?

Han Mai felt that he had an obligation to help a group of brothers, otherwise Li Yixiao would really be taken away.

So he stood up: "Uncle, Auntie, let me explain to him about Xiaoxiao. Our anchor industry is a new industry, and it is still in the stage of barbaric development. The management is not perfect. There are indeed many good and bad problems. The anchor has affected the entire environment and the general public's evaluation of the anchor industry. But I think that no matter what industry you are in, there are some dark corners. The most important thing is to sit upright and have a clear conscience During the time I have been in touch with Li Yixiao, I can see that he is a very upright person and willing to help others. I believe he can make a career in this industry. Taking a step back, even if He failed, he is still young, and he has plenty of opportunities, instead of forcing him to go back to learn how to repair cars now, it is better to let him make a good start, even if he fails, he will have time to turn back."

These words are quite reasonable, Li Yixiao's parents couldn't help but nodded.

Uncle Li Jiancheng applauded from the sidelines: "Big brother is well said! Big brother is insightful!"

Li Yixiao couldn't help but looked at Han Mai wonderingly, this Maida man talked about the truth in a way, not like a big brother, but like a teacher.

Qiu Ning is a person who doesn't mind other people's business, but Li Yixiao helped her carry the "blame" back then, she couldn't just sit by and watch, so she said, "Uncle and aunt, let me talk about it too. The webcasting industry is in a period of rapid development Every year, there is a bigger market than the previous year. Now Li Yixiao has many opportunities to develop in this field. Time waits for no one. Let me introduce myself, my name is Qiu Ning, graduated from London, England The School of Political Science and Economics majors in finance. After returning to China, my parents want me to manage the family company, but I don’t like those. I want to do my own thing. There are many anchors like me with good academic qualifications. The anchor industry, and Success doesn’t depend on face, and it doesn’t mean you won’t succeed if you don’t have a high education. This alternative workplace also trains people, please give Li Yixiao a chance.”

Xia Tianyu was dumbfounded: What, London School of Economics and Political Science? !Manage a family business!Qiu Ning's bragging is too much!Shameless!

But Li Yixiao's parents were stupefied: "This girl is a talented student."

Qiu Ning smiled softly, especially for everyone who is a lady.

Li Yixiao was finally freed from the state of being brainwashed. He suspected that his IQ was really offline. How many times has his mother used this trick to bluff him since he was a child? As soon as his mother sold out badly, he followed suit.

By the way, selling miserably, there is another trick? !

"Mom, there is something I didn't tell you before, lest you worry, but now I have to say it. My leg was hit by a car and the doctor said I can't do physical work. Now I can't climb stairs very well. , and can’t run, it seems that repairing the car can’t be repaired, and I came to be the anchor because I had nowhere to go. Look, the person who caused the accident is still here!” Li Yixiao said, pointing his finger aside. I forgot to send Lu Pingan.

Hahahaha, he finally has the day to throw the blame away!Happy!

Seeing being pointed at by the sufferer and stared at by the relatives of the sufferer, Lu Pingan was startled, and burst into tears: "I'm miserable, so miserable! I didn't break his leg on purpose, and I didn't break his leg on purpose. I didn’t mean to ask him to pay me 1000 yuan. I can’t help it! My wife ran away with someone, leaving behind four children. Someone worse than me?!"

Li Yixiao said silently in his heart: No more, most people are miserable, less than four children with five fathers.

"You broke my son's leg? And let him pay you? Are you human?" Zhang Zhaodi rushed forward and wrestled with him.

"Hey, hey, speak well and don't hit people!"

Seeing the fight broke out, a group of people rushed to fight, and the scene was very chaotic for a while!

Finally, when Chen Yang arrived at the "crime scene", he was dumbfounded by the scene in front of him.

Zhang Zhaodi twisted Lu Ping'an's arm behind his own back, Li Jianguo sat down on Lu Ping'an's back, Li Yixiao and Jin Feng were fighting desperately, they didn't know who stepped on whose shoe, they fell to the ground and rolled In a ball, Han Mai wanted to pull the two together, and finally the three rolled together in the chaos. Li Shishi looked like he had nothing to do with himself, but took photos frantically, and Li Jiancheng posted this on his chopsticks with his mobile phone. Fight video.

Xia Tianyu covered her face and couldn't bear to watch, Qiu Ning nodded to the confused Chen Yang: "I can't tell what happened, anyway, the scene is like this."

Chen Yang looked at the takeaway uncle who was pressed at the bottom, and asked in amazement: "It's just a delivery, why are you beating him up like this? How long has he been late?"

Lu Pingan burst into tears: I just deliver a takeaway, is it easy for me?

Chapter 16 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair cars 04┃I won't repair cars anymore!

After Chen Yang arrived, the situation improved a bit, at least a group of people could sit together and have a good chat.

Lu Pingan, who delivered the food, ran away, stepped on his little e-donkey and rushed to the next order without looking back, with a bruised nose and a swollen face when he left.

Chen Yang explained the industry of live broadcasting to Li Yixiao's relatives in a hoarse voice, and even brought a computer and PPT professionally, as if he was cheating investors on financing, which stunned Li Yixiao's parents and uncle. Charts for a while, data for a while, video for a while, the high-end atmosphere is upscale, so that the three people with low education are not aware of it.

After Chen Yang's extraordinary performance, the three of them finally had some understanding of the live broadcasting industry.

"It turns out that this is what the live broadcast is for. I don't quite understand it, but it's better than I thought before." Zhang Zhaodi said, feeling somewhat satisfied at last.

Chen Yang bragged at the side: "Our company's first sister, Lu Feifei, earns more than one million yuan from moonlight gifts, and that's not counting the income from advertising endorsements. It adds up to 3000 million a year, which is less than the average. There's nothing wrong with being a star."

Several anchors squinted at him from behind, the data injection was too serious.

"Based on what I know about Li Yixiao, he will definitely become an excellent type of anchor in the future. You may think that this is not a serious industry that can make much money, but now there are many anchors earning millions a year, and Li Yixiao will definitely have no problem , I will be able to make a lot of money in the future to honor you. I guarantee that the money will come from a righteous source, and it is definitely not some black income!" Chen Yang tried his best to brainwash Li Yixiao's relatives. He knew that as long as a certain industry can make money, and it is legitimate, Parents will agree in the end.

"My child, look, if it's really appropriate for Xiaoxiao to do this, how about we..." Li Jianguo said to Zhang Zhaodi, his tone softened a bit.

Zhang Zhaodi still looked solemn.

"Mom and Dad, don't be so anxious, give me a chance, three months, if I don't make any achievements within three months, I will never mess around on my own again, and I will go to learn how to repair cars with my uncle immediately , will it work?" Li Yixiao saw that the timing was about right, so he hurriedly made a proposal.

Zhang Zhaodi became concerned: "How do you count as an achievement?"

Li Yixiao thought for a while, and said, "In three months, if I earn 30 yuan, I'll be successful, how about it?"

30 is not a small amount for Li Yixiao's family, it is worth the income of their couple's hard work for two years.

Zhang Zhaodi agreed, but she still had concerns: "I promise you won't go bad?"

"Guaranteed, guaranteed, if I refuse to go back at that time, you break my leg and pull me back!" Li Yixiao knew that his mother would take the soft and not the hard, and it would be useful to sell the misery, "Hey, my legs, It hurts when it rains, and I don’t know if I can still do physical work. If I can’t even repair the car, I will become a useless person, gnawing on the old at home every day. I can’t live anymore, ah, I'd rather die."

"..." The acting was so embarrassing that several people couldn't stand it.

But the trick of selling miserably was really useful to Zhang Zhaodi. She immediately wiped her tears and said: "It's all because of my mother's fault. My mother is useless. She can't make a lot of money and can't support you. It's my mother's fault. If my mother promised you, you should also agree." Mom, I can't get along in the future, go back to my hometown to fix the car!"

Li Yixiao took a look, agreed, and immediately nodded happily: "Okay mom, no problem mom, I will be obedient!"

The matter was satisfactorily resolved, and everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

Zhang Zhaodi looked at her son who had lost a lot of weight, and said distressedly: "You go out alone, eat randomly every day, and you lose weight. Mom will cook you something delicious."

With that said, Zhang Zhaodi got up and went to the kitchen.

Li Yixiao was terrified, and jumped up from the sofa: "Don't, don't, mom, let me come! I'll cook! Don't do it! Don't go out of the kitchen!"

Others don't know why, why can't they go to the kitchen?

Zhang Zhaodi was a little angry: "Do you think that mom is still the same and can't cook? Let me tell you, your mom and I are now a master of cooking, and we can cook well! Your dad praises me every day!"

Li Yixiao looked at her in fear: "Mom, you've always told me that since I was a child. Every New Year's day, I have to cook super nasty meals for me. It's okay if I don't eat them!"

Every Chinese New Year is a painful memory.

Regardless of Li Yixiao's obstruction, Zhang Zhaodi resolutely entered the kitchen.

Both Li Jianguo and Li Jiancheng looked terrified: "What should I do? Your mother is going to the kitchen again?"

Li Yixiao slumped on the sofa, and said to everyone in despair: "I'm sorry, everyone, bear with it."

"Auntie's food is so unpalatable?" Qiu Ning wondered.

"It's not just unpalatable, my mother's cooking...it's super... super... super unpalatable." Li Yixiao couldn't help shivering when he recalled his mother's imaginative cooking ingredients, strange cooking techniques, and inhumane ways of adding ingredients.

The most frightening thing is that she herself ate with gusto! ! !

Chen Yang had felt that power before, he jumped up from the sofa all of a sudden: "Brother, since your matter has been resolved, I will go back, there are still many things to be busy!"

"Stop! Brother, it's not too late! We share the blessings and share the troubles!" Of course, Li Yixiao refused to let her go, knowing that his mother made the dishes, and would force everyone to eat all of her dishes over!How could he let go of any little partner who could share the dark dishes!

Chen Yang's face turned pale with fright: "I, I, I, I have a bad stomach recently, so I can't eat such terrible food!"

"Then you should stimulate your stomach, maybe it will be good! Just do a good deed that day!" Li Yixiao refused to let anyone go.

Li Shishi had already sensed an ominous atmosphere, and ran away quickly. Before leaving, he asked Li Yixiao to remember to take pictures for him happily, and Li Yixiao was so angry that he scolded him as a pervert and shameless.

No matter how Li Yixiao resisted, the food was already on the table.

Zhang Zhaodi happily said to everyone: "I cooked a lot of dishes today, everyone can eat whatever you want! Make sure you are full!"

Everyone looked at the piles of strangely colored, strangely smelling, and terrifyingly shaped meals on the table, and they couldn't help showing expressions of fear.

The two men from the Li family were expressionless, and even chimed in: "Eat, eat, you'll get used to it..."

Zhang Zhaodi didn't know it. She tasted it with chopsticks and thought it was very beautiful: "Not bad, my craftsmanship has improved. Thank you for taking care of my family. I must eat more today, eat more vegetables, and eat to my fullness." !"

With that said, Zhang Zhaodi enthusiastically filled a large bowl of rice for everyone: "Be sure to eat it all!"

Facing Zhang Zhaodi, who was full of enthusiasm and irresistible, several people couldn't help showing similar expressions: weak, helpless, and pitiful.

Han Mai plucked up the courage to pick up a mouthful of the strangely colored unknown object with his chopsticks, and stuffed it into his mouth.

At this moment, the ups and downs of life suddenly bloomed in his taste buds, and he saw...the former self, the present self, and the future self, ah, he saw that the door of death opened before his eyes.

With a "gudong", Han Mai passed out and fell to the ground.

Li Yixiao was so frightened that he quickly tested Han Mai's breathing, and exclaimed, "It's not good! Han Mai is out of breath!!"

Jin Feng, who had already brought the food to his mouth, shook his hand, and dropped his chopsticks on the table.

Fortunately, okay, he was the one who almost died.

"Give him artificial respiration quickly! Which of you can?!" Li Yixiao asked.

Everyone shook their heads.

Li Yixiao is in despair, is he the only one here who can do it?He doesn't want to give artificial respiration to a big man!Never want to learn miscellaneous skills again!

At this time, Han Mai moved his hand, and Li Yixiao looked at him in surprise: "Brother Han! Are you awake? Are you okay?"

Han Mai was lying on the ground, the terrible smell was still lingering on his taste buds. He recalled the feeling of passing out just now, and felt that it would be better to lie on the ground and die than to eat and die.

"Ah... I can't do it anymore..." Han Mai blinked at Li Yixiao vigorously, and after desperately hinting, he rolled his eyes and continued to pretend to be dead.

"It's bad, brother Han passed out again! His eyes are turning white! He's dead!" Xia Tianyu exclaimed.

Li Yixiao: "..."

Xia Tianyu on the side said anxiously: "Hurry up, give him artificial respiration!"

Li Yixiao felt Han Mai tremble, obviously, he didn't want a big man to give him artificial respiration.

At this stalemate, Zhang Zhaodi came over with a plate of dark dishes: "Poor baby, you look strong, why are you so weak? It doesn't matter, Mom has a way, just smile and give him a bite." , he will come back to life soon!"

"Mom, this will kill people!" Li Yixiao tried his best to dissuade him, determined not to let his mother murder his colleague.

"No, believe me, mom has experience. Last time your dad was hospitalized for surgery, mom brought him food, but he couldn't eat it. He secretly fed it to a vegetable, and he regained consciousness! After waking up, the family thanked us very much , and give us something during the holidays!" Zhang Zhaodi said very proudly.

Everyone: "..."

"Ah... what's wrong with me... I seem to have passed out..." Han Mai saw that there was no escape from this catastrophe, so in order to avoid being forced into the dark food, he pretended to regain consciousness.

Zhang Zhaodi smiled: "Great, young man, you woke up, how do you feel?"

Han Mai smiled uglier than crying: "I'm fine, I'm fine, thank you, auntie!"

No one escaped this meal, and Zhang Zhaodi was very happy watching the big guy eat the meal cleanly.After dinner, Li Yixiao's parents and uncle were about to leave, and everyone wanted to keep them, and couldn't wait to send them away.

Li Yixiao went out to see his parents off, and the moment the door was closed, the rest of them let go of their forced smiles, embraced each other, and wept bitterly.

Thank goodness for surviving!