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Chapter 12 You don't understand the war between women 03┃Sweet: Qiu Ning is too bad QAQ
The weather was very good this afternoon, Qiu Ning took the reluctant Xia Tianyu to go shopping, Xia Tianyu maliciously speculated that her roommate must want to show off how much she earned this month, hateful, really hateful, Qiu Ning is so hateful!
Say nothing!
"Didn't you say you were going shopping to buy clothes last time? Could it be that...you have been on a tight budget recently?" Qiu Ning's beautiful face showed some doubts, and she sized Xia Tianyu up and down.
This expression is so contrived, another person would be able to tell at a glance that this is Qiu Ning's provocative method.
But Xia Tianyu will be deceived by such a stupid and pretentious performance, she immediately jumped up from the chair: "Who has no money, girl, I will always have enough money to buy clothes, let's go, let's go buy clothes! "
Qiu Ning thought that Xia Tianyu who had blown her hair was very funny, so she suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, let's go shopping."
Li Yixiao came down from upstairs and said, "You guys are going out? Bring me a bottle of soy sauce back, thank you!"
Qiu Ning asked with a smile, "Do you want to come together? We need a handsome guy who can carry a bag."
Xia Tianyu sneered, folded her arms and said: "What kind of handsome guy is he, he is far behind Jin Feng!"
Li Yixiao, who was forced to compare with the handsome guy, said aggrievedly: "Didn't I just ask you to help bring a bottle of soy sauce?"
"I don't bring it with me. If you want to buy it, you can buy it yourself!" Xia Tianyu said, remembering Qiu Ning's words, turned to Li Yixiao and said, "Why don't you come with us too, we are short of a bag-carrying brother .”
"No, I'm a big man going out with you two big beauties. Walking among you will make me look like I'm very rich." Li Yixiao joked.
"If you are told to come, you will come, why are you so talkative!" Xia Tianyu said displeased.
"Yeah, Li Yixiao, let's go shopping together, and we can also help you pick out clothes." Qiu Ning smiled, expressing objections to Li Yixiao's straight man's clothing taste.
"I'll forget it, how can I have that spare money." Li Yixiao said casually.
"Then I'll give you a chance to look rich, come and help us carry our bags!" Xia Tianyu didn't want Li Yixiao to evade, and she didn't want to go shopping alone with Qiu Ning, so she dragged Li Yixiao out of the door by force.
The three of them got into the car arranged by the company. The driver knew Qiu Ning very well. As soon as he saw her, he asked, "Go to Baiyun Shopping Center?"
This is the closest business district, and clothes are notoriously expensive.
It seems that Qiu Ning often goes there, Li Yixiao thought.
The driver glanced at Xia Tianyu again, and asked hesitantly, "Or go to the clothing wholesale market?"
This is a relatively famous place to buy cheap clothes nearby. There are dozens of summer clothes and hundreds of winter clothes, all of which are fake bags.
Li Yixiao always felt that he knew something again.
Qiu Ning turned around and asked Xia Tianyu, "Do you often go there?"
"No, no, no! How could I go there! Hahahaha, I just have a few friends who often invite me to go shopping. They like to buy clothes there, and they always tell me... to go to the wholesale market to buy clothes. It is impossible for me to be there I bought it, and I will never go to the wholesale market to buy clothes in my life. I also prefer the clothes in Baiyun Shopping Mall, they are a bit more expensive, but they are all brand-name goods." Xia Tianyu smiled awkwardly, but she was never in Qiuning Throw in the towel!
Li Yixiao thought to himself, if the girl didn't break out in a cold sweat, her words might be more convincing.
Qiu Ning nodded calmly, and said to the driver, "Then let's go to Baiyun Shopping Center."
Xia Tianyu frantically recalled how much money was left in her wallet?How much credit card limit can be swiped?Has Alipay Huabei been paid off?
The answer is: 200 yuan, 0, no.
I bought a lot of clothes, bags and cosmetics on Taobao and WeChat this month, I bought too much!
It's over, what should we do today?
The remorseful Xia Tianyu struggled with this problem all the way.I have no choice but to pretend that I don't like any of them!Yes, you have to put on Qiu Ning's daily cold expression, and let the shop assistant know that it's not that she can't afford it, but that the clothes in their shop don't match her noble taste!
After thinking about it, Xia Tianyu regained a little confidence and let out a long breath.
Huh, I have to save some money next time, I can't be so moonlight anymore, Xia Tianyu thought.
The pair of plastic sisters entered the shopping mall, and it was much cooler inside.Xia Tianyu loves beauty, and dislikes the skin on her legs is not delicate enough. She even wore a pair of stockings to modify the shape of her legs on a hot day. Now she feels terribly hot, and only after being blown by the air-conditioning does she feel alive.
Look at Qiu Ning again, wearing a slim dress, long hair fluttering, extraordinary temperament, high fashion value, walking in the crowd is definitely the most shining one.
It's time to fight!
When standing with a beautiful girl of the same age and there are people next to her, Xia Tianyu immediately entered the fighting mode. She is very glad that she is wearing a pair of high heels today. Although it is uncomfortable to walk, she does not wear high heels , there is no way to get together with Qiu Ning, the height difference between the two is too much!
It doesn't matter, hold your head high, hold your breath, hold your belly, and smile, Xia Tianyu is going to crush Qiu Ning today!
Li Yixiao suddenly felt that Xia Tianyu beside her suddenly straightened her back, exuding a strong desire to win, like a runner waiting for the starting gun to go off, ready to rush to the starting line at any time!
"Which store do you want to visit?" Qiu Ning asked coldly, as if she didn't feel anything strange.
This must be testing my familiarity with this place!Xia Tianyu thought.
Xia Tianyu straightened her hair and said casually: "Just take a look, the clothes here are just like this. I still like Uniqlo. Although it is a fast-moving consumer product, it looks pretty good. Let's go and have a look. "
Qiu Ning was stunned for a moment: "Baiyun Shopping Center does not introduce such fast-moving brands as Uniqlo and Zara."
What?Didn't import it?Damn, I'm ashamed in front of Qiu Ning again!
Xia Tianyu was so anxious that her eyes rolled wildly, she suddenly saw a bag shop called "LOUISVUITTON" in front of her, she quickly took Qiu Ning's arm: "Let's go and look at the bag first, I want to buy a new bag. "
Qiu Ning looked at the store, then glanced calmly at the obviously fake LV bag on Xia Tianyu's body, and hesitated for a moment: "How about we go to another store?"
"No, this is the only one!" Xia Tianyu pulled Qiu Ning towards that shop.
Li Yixiao followed behind the two and shook his head, hey, Xia Tianyu...
Along the way, Xia Tianyu was thinking: What brand is this?Haven't heard of it?She only knows LV, PRADA, and CHANEL, but she has never heard of this one called "LOUISVUITTON".But even if it is her beloved LV, PRADA and CHANEL, she has never bought it in a store. She is always optimistic about the appearance, and then buys one in the street of fake bags, definitely not more than 200 yuan.
For example, the LV she is carrying now is a fake bag, 180 yuan.
The moment she stepped into the store, Xia Tianyu suddenly regretted it.
Fuck, what is that LOGO on the wall in the store? LV?Fuck!This "LOUISVUITTON" is the abbreviation of LV!She is still carrying a 180 yuan LV fake bag!
Xia Tianyu suddenly lost the courage to walk in, and her footsteps changed from striding meteors to small strides.
It's over, it's over now, she will definitely be pointed at by the shopping guide who hates the poor and loves the rich, and then humiliated by the onlookers, oh my god, she doesn't want to be a human anymore!Xia Tianyu quickly fell into a frightened state of mind.
Li Yixiao sensed her embarrassment at this moment, and pointed to a bag on the glass display case on the outer wall of the LV store in a hurry, and shouted: "This bag is so strange, Tiantian, Qiuning, come and see this!"
Qiu Ning took the opportunity to drag Xia Tianyu out of the store: "What kind?"
Xia Tianyu was overjoyed for a while, and heaved a long sigh of relief. She followed Qiu Ning to the display cabinet on the outer wall, stopped and watched, and was shocked by the price of 133000 above it so that she lost her words.
Xia Tianyu rubbed her eyes, and took a closer look to make sure she didn't see one or two extra zeros.
With her fingers, she calculated the average price of the bags that could no longer fit in her cupboard. It was probably in the early 100s. With this calculation, this bag can buy a thousand of her frequently used bags, which is enough to fill her room. !Why is it so expensive? !
"Oh, this is the most expensive bag in the twist series. It is made of alligator leather, so it is very expensive. The other one is made of lambskin, which is very cheap." Qiu Ning said.
"How much?" Xia Tianyu couldn't help asking.
"About [-], definitely less than [-]." Qiu Ning said after recalling.
Xia Tianyu didn't come up in one breath, and almost passed out, is this very cheap? !Miss, do you have any misunderstanding about the price? !Buy a fake bag!Really cheap!
Li Yixiao's words expressed her heart at the moment: "Isn't it just a bag, why is it so expensive?"
Qiu Ning showed her standard ladylike smile, and smiled without saying a word.
Xia Tianyu, who has already lost her temper due to the price, never wants to see this heartbroken store again, and follows Qiu Ning around the Baiyun shopping mall weakly for a long time. Li Yixiao acts as a bag boy and helps the two girls Carrying the bag attracted envious and jealous eyes from passers-by who didn't know the truth.
Qiu Ning didn't like the clothes either, so she said to Xia Tianyu, "Why don't we go to the wholesale market?"
Xia Tianyu, who was listless, became energetic all of a sudden, her mind spinning quickly.
Is Qiuning testing her?Has she discovered that she especially likes to go to the wholesale market to buy bargains?No, you can't lose this person!
Xia Tianyu raised her delicate chin, and said coldly: "Huh, what are the things to buy there? My friends like to go there, but I don't like it. It's not worthy of my grade."
Hmph, she was very successful in pretending this time, she immediately showed her dismissive attitude towards the wholesale market, and she gave herself 100 points!
Qiu Ning said regretfully, "But I haven't been there yet."
Damn it, Qiu Ning is really good at pretending!so amazing!All of a sudden, the high-end, foreign-style and high-grade character design is played out!She, who has been to the wholesale market, has completely lost!
Xia Tianyu gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, let's go and have a look, so you don't have to argue about going next time. Li Yixiao, let's go!"
Next time you will never have a chance to act like this again!Xia Tianyu thought bitterly.
Li Yixiao sighed helplessly, woman.
So the three of them took a taxi to the clothing wholesale market.Qiu Ning took the taxi, Xia Tianyu thought she would never share the fare with Qiu Ning!Don't take advantage of the cheap bastard!
Arriving at the wholesale market, the moment Xia Tianyu pushed open the taxi door, an evil thought suddenly popped up in her mind: This guy Qiu Ning came here for the first time, and he was unfamiliar with the place, so maybe he would be cheated out of money. ?
Thinking of this, Xia Tianyu couldn't help laughing.
Then, she stepped on the manhole cover, and the heel of her shoe got stuck in the drain hole.
"Aww, I'm stuck!" Xia Tianyu was sweating profusely.
Why are you so unlucky? !
Qiu Ning hurried down to help her pull the shoe, Li Yixiao helped Xia Tianyu to make her stand still, the three of them worked hard for a long time, and finally succeeded in breaking the heel.
Qiu Ning, holding on to the heel with one hand:? ? ?
Xia Tianyu who lost her heel:! ! !
Li Yixiao, who witnessed the whole process: ...
"Shoes, my shoes, my favorite shoes... just broke? I... I... Ah, it's all over now, my career, my life, my life, it's all over, I can't live without My shoes, ah, I don't want to be a human anymore." Xia Tianyu once again started the mode of complaining about others and self-defeating, sighing and sighing at the shoes, looking like she has nothing to love.
"Uh... sorry, I'll pay you a pair of shoes." Qiu Ning said.
Grasping the shoe with one hand and the heel with the other, Xia Tianyu, who was squatting on the ground with a mournful face, heard this, and immediately revived with blood: "What did you say?"
"Well, you pick, I'll pay." Qiu Ning said generously.
Xia Tianyu stood up from the ground, looked at Qiu Ning seriously, and Qiu Ning looked at her inexplicably.
"You friend, I'm committed!" Xia Tianyu said seriously.
"You just said that I was your best friend a few days ago, did you lie to me?" Qiu Ning asked pretending to be sad.
"Hahahaha of course not!" Xia Tianyu said haha while thinking: No, we are eternal plastic sisters!There is no emotion between female anchors!If there is, it must be plastic!
Xia Tianyu ignored her own walking with deep feet and shallow feet, and with her determination to blackmail local tyrants, she pulled Qiu Ning to the most expensive area of the wholesale market and picked up the shoes.
I really hate it, if only I was still in Baiyun Mall, I must buy the most expensive shoes and let Qiu Ning pay the bill!
The most expensive shoes here are so cheap compared to Baiyun shopping mall.
"Miss Boss, bring your most expensive high heels here!" Xia Tianyu had someone to pay the bill, her waist straightened.
The proprietress brought her shoes with a strange expression, and the price was 388.
At the moment when she was about to change her shoes, Xia Tianyu froze suddenly.
"I want these pairs, let's take them away." Xia Tianyu stood up suddenly, resolutely refusing to change the shoes.
"Change your shoes and try them out first, what if they don't fit?" Qiu Ning persuaded.
"Yeah, high heels are hard to wear." Li Yixiao said.
"No, no, no, I know this pair is fine at a glance." Xia Tianyu said.
"You try it before you say this, what if it doesn't fit?"
"If it doesn't fit, you can return it!"
Qiu Ning was stunned for a moment, apparently not expecting the operation of return and exchange.
"That's not okay, your high heels are broken now, you must change them, otherwise how will you go shopping later?" Qiu Ning said.
"Oh... okay, okay. Oh, I'm so thirsty, Qiu Ning, can you help me buy a bottle of water?" Xia Tianyu, who was sweating profusely, was angry again when she saw that this plan would not work. A plan.
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao, Li Yixiao raised his hand knowingly: "I'll go, I'll go."
"No! Let Qiuning go!" Xia Tianyu suddenly yelled fiercely.
Li Yixiao and Qiu Ning looked at each other, not knowing why.
"I doubt you will spit in my water, no, let Qiuning go!" Xia Tianyu said with a straight face.
Li Yixiao looked confused, feeling that his character was being questioned: "Spit? Babe, are your father and I that kind of person?"
Xia Tianyu snorted: "You are ashamed to call yourself my father to take advantage of me, who knows?"
Qiu Ning smiled helplessly: "Then I'll go, you wait a moment."
After Qiuning finished speaking, she went out to buy water for her.
Xia Tianyu looked at Li Yixiao again: "You...uh, turn around. Don't watch me change shoes!"
"You just changed your shoes, and I need to avoid suspicion?" Li Yixiao once again felt that his character was being questioned.
"Who knows, what if you are the kind of pervert who likes to look at women's socks and feet? Turn around!" Xia Tianyu said.
Li Yixiao turned around depressed.
Xia Tianyu immediately took off her high heels, revealing the deepest secret hidden inside - there was a hole in her stockings.
In order to keep this secret, she was almost at her wit's end.
It's all because she forgot to change into a pair of pantyhose when she went out today!Almost embarrassing in front of Qiu Ning again!
The moment Xia Tianyu put on the new shoes, Xia Tianyu was like Cinderella wearing the crystal slipper handed over by the prince, she felt elated instantly!Never be cowardly again!
"Okay, help me wrap up the old shoes, and I'll wear them directly." Xia Tianyu didn't care whether the shoes fit or not, and immediately said to the proprietress.
Li Yixiao saw that she seemed to be suddenly invigorated, wondering what kind of magical power this pair of shoes had.
Qiu Ning came back, handed the water to Xia Tianyu, and asked, "How about the new shoes?"
"It's great, it's great! It's great, it's comfortable, and it looks good!" Xia Tianyu said nonsense, she never tried it.
So, the moment she walked out of the store, she regretted it.
These shoes... really hurt my feet!
Xia Tianyu, who is familiar with the way here, took Qiu Ning and Li Yixiao for a stroll. While walking, she forced a smile on her face. The shoes did not fit her foot shape, and it was uncomfortable no matter how she walked. Before she walked 200 meters, she felt that she was His feet were already bleeding.
It seems that there are small stones in it!Every foot makes her feel like a poor little mermaid walking on land!
This is too bad!
The worst thing is that she can't take it off and pour a pebble, otherwise it will reveal that her socks are torn!
Xia Tianyu wants to cry but has no tears.
However, Qiu Ning enjoyed shopping, she was not very sensitive to the price of clothes, and bought them without asking, while Xia Tianyu couldn't stand it any longer, so she helped her bargain, and after bargaining for more than a dozen clothes, Xia Tianyu felt that she had been tricked.
She helped Qiuning save at least 1000 yuan! ! !
Why does she want to bargain for Qiu Ning, her feet hurt so much, her heart is so tired, being a human is so painful...
It's all Qiuning's fault!
After returning home, Qiu Ning changed her shoes with a big bag and a happy face. Xia Tianyu was already dying, and took off her shoes weakly—then she remembered the little secret she had worked so hard to hide all afternoon.
A bloody little secret.
"Tiantian, are your feet okay? They are bleeding!" Qiu Ning was startled when she saw Xia Tianyu's feet changing shoes in the entrance.
Li Yixiao was also taken aback: "Yaoshou, you have lost a lot of blood!"
Looking at the bloody feet, Xia Tianyu screamed in her head: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Xia Tianyu!Why don't you have a longer memory!Shame on Qiu Ning again!Can you do it!It's over, it's over, she won't be able to raise her head in front of Qiu Ning for the rest of her life!
"It's not blood from grinding." After being extremely mad, Xia Tianyu calmed down unexpectedly, and she said expressionlessly, "I'm just here to be my aunt."
"From the feet?" Li Yixiao asked in confusion.
Xia Tianyu nodded: "Yes, it's common sense that my aunt came from her feet."
After finishing speaking, she picked up her shoes and walked up the stairs calmly. After the loud closing sound of the door, her regretful scream came from the room: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be a man!!!"
Li Yixiao silently asked Qiu Ning: "Did you never tell her that the sound insulation in our villa is actually not that good..."
Qiu Ning smiled and said, "Who knew that the sound insulation in the room was so poor?"
"So what should we do now? Does Tiantian not want to see us anymore?" Li Yixiao asked.
"No, it's like her brain will be formatted after a night's sleep, and she forcibly brainwashes herself to forget about it." Qiu Ning said, "This may be some kind of girl's way of survival."
"Oh... oh, it's good, it's good." Li Yixiao said with a long sigh.
Ah, woman, it is so unpredictable.
The author has something to say: Tian Tian is really cute, probably because she always slaps her in the face on the spot even though she likes to pretend.
In the environment where Miss Qiuning grew up, she had never seen this kind of girl before.
Qiu Ning: Very good, lady, you caught my attention.
Chapter 13 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair cars 01┃My mother is coming!
"Hey, my god, my god, my god." Li Yixiao repeated three times in a row, but there was still no sound from the other side. He took the mobile phone that was eliminated from the hands of his ex-girlfriend and given to him in front of him. The poor mobile phone not only The hardware was outdated, and the signal was poor. Li Yixiao, who has rich experience in this kind of thing, walked to the balcony while waving the phone vigorously, trying to restore the phone's working ability.
The emperor paid off, and the mobile phone was successfully cured after [-] rounds of arm swing rehabilitation.
"Son, it's my mother, how are you doing recently? Can you eat and drink? How did you say about changing jobs last time?" Mother's loud voice rang out.
"I can eat, drink, and sleep! I've found a job, it's sales!" Li Yixiao also shouted loudly, making up a job for himself, "Chen Yang introduced it to me, do you remember Chen Yang? My junior high school classmate That little fat man!"
"Remember, I still have the number! His grandma's!"
"Mom, why are you scolding people?"
"Ah? Mom doesn't have it. Mom said Mom has his grandma's phone number!"
"Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Li Yixiao laughed awkwardly.
"Son, how is your job now? How is your boss? Are your colleagues easy to get along with? How much will you pay?"
"Oh my god, I can make money in this job now, with a basic salary of [-] and a commission. It is not a problem to work hard and get a monthly salary of tens of thousands! My colleagues are all earning tens of thousands a month!"
"Which salesman makes so much money? Don't it be a pyramid scheme?" The mother asked suspiciously, for fear that her son would be tricked into engaging in pyramid schemes.
"No, no, I'm a new business in sales, selling... selling... selling that..." Li Yixiao didn't make up his words, so he didn't realize it all at once, and immediately stuttered.
The balcony door on the second floor opened, Jin Feng walked in while doing manual exercises and moving his fingers, and met Li Yixiao who was racking his brains.
The sunlight fell on Jin Feng's face, directly applying a special effect filter to his already handsome eyebrows and eyes, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is picturesque.
Li Yixiao looked at Jin Feng's face, which could be called a girl killer, and said in a daze, "Sell handsome guys."
The mother on the other end of the phone fell into a long silence, and then a furious roar rang out: "Li Yixiao! You kid didn't learn how to fix cars, but became a duck! Are you worthy of your father and me? Where are you now? Me and me Your dad will be here right away!"
Li Yixiao broke out in a cold sweat, and wanted to jump off the balcony in a hurry: "No! Damn, listen to me! I didn't mean that! What I meant was that I was a scout. Yes, scouts just watch Go to good-looking men and women and ask them if they want to be an anchor, does the anchor know? It’s just for live broadcast, singing, dancing, playing games, that’s what I mean!”
The mother on the opposite side became more and more furious: "What? You're still a pimp? Li Yixiao! Although your father and I don't have much money, we can't afford to lose this man! Where are you now, we have to educate you!"
Li Yixiao jumped anxiously: "Mom, that's the anchor, serious anchor, what are you thinking?"
"What anchor is not an anchor? It's been said in the news. Aren't anchors just strippers and sell meat? Do you have a conscience to pull other girls into this kind of business? Li Yixiao, let me tell you, your mother, I am very serious today. Teach you how to be a good person!"
Li Yixiao broke down: "Oh my god, I really didn't mean that! The anchors are not all singing and dancing, but also playing games! The handsome guy next to me dropped out of school to play e-sports, the game is amazing!"
Innocent was pulled out as a typical Jin Feng:? ? ?
"Still playing games? Playing games after dropping out of school? What's the point of this! Li Yixiao! At the beginning you said you wanted to be a chef, and I had no objection. Then you went to repair the water pipes, and I agreed. Later, you went to deliver food, okay, it's okay to deliver food." Food delivery is a serious industry, nothing to be ashamed of, but what are you doing now? Mixing with those who play games! Those are people who don’t study hard, drop out of school and are addicted to the Internet! You continue to engage in these nonsense Things, see how I deal with you! Now, call your uncle immediately, pack your bags and go to him to learn how to repair cars!"
Li Yixiao was angry and anxious, his hands shook, the phone fell to the ground, and after a couple of flops, it slipped out of the balcony railing and ran towards the hard ground.
With a crisp sound of "bang", the phone died unexpectedly.
"Oh shit, I'm dying!" Li Yixiao leaned on the railing, looked at the cell phone with the battery on the ground floor of the first floor, and gasped in distress.
Downstairs, Xia Tianyu was sitting on a swing on the lawn playing with her mobile phone, when she heard the crisp sound, she ran over to check the situation.
"Hey, whose phone is it?" Xia Tianyu picked up the broken phone.
"My, mine!" Li Yixiao shouted from the balcony.
Xia Tianyu looked at Li Yixiao's cell phone, and sneered: "Huh, what age is it that you still use iPhone 4s, and if you use an Apple phone, if you don't buy the latest model every year, then it's not an Apple phone!"
"What is that?" Li Yixiao asked.
Xia Tianyu raised her chin and said proudly: "An outdated iPhone is a bad iPhone!"
As she said that, Xia Tianyu took out her latest mobile phone and shook it high, and said with a look of pretense, "Look, mine is iphoneXSMAX, it looks good!"
At the moment of showing off to her colleagues, Xia Tianyu felt very comfortable, as if she had completely forgotten the pain and entanglement at the moment of chopping her hands, her face was full of pride and the expectation of "come and praise my phone".
Li Yixiao shook his head in his heart and sighed, woman, your name is Vanity.He didn't quite understand the little girl's show off, if it wasn't for taking pictures to look good, he thought it would be okay to use a counterfeit mobile phone.
Xia Tianyu, who was triumphant, suddenly slipped her hand, and the phone fell to the ground with a "bang".
Xia Tianyu screamed and picked up the phone, only to see a horrible crack appeared on the originally smooth screen.
"Aww, my phone!!!" Xia Tianyu screamed.
Shouting and screaming, the screaming turned into a screaming: "Ah, my mobile phone! Ahhhh, my iPhoneXSMAX!! My tempered film hasn't arrived yet!!!"
Li Yixiao and Jin Feng, who were pierced by the magic sound, covered their ears at the same time.
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"Dazhu, I think I should go back to my old business and make food videos." Li Yixiao said to his manager Chen Yang.
Chen Yang nodded to Li Yixiao while sending WeChat: "Very good, very good, this idea is fine."
"Ordinary food videos are not competitive. I have to think about a special project that can make everyone interested after watching it." Li Yixiao said.The set he used to do for Yuanyuan is now outdated, he must have new ideas.
Chen Yang continued to send WeChat messages while saying: "That's up to you to think about it yourself. You have had special ideas since you were a child. As long as it is what you think, I will support it."
Li Yixiao should be very moved - if Chen Yang hadn't been staring at the phone all the time.
"Cub, what are you looking at?" Li Yixiao asked him.
Chen Yang raised his head and sighed long: "She's not a fairy yet, she was excavated and cultivated by me, what a wonderful character I made for her, the ancient style, time travel, and wilderness in "Immortal Romance" The island, the countryside, the beauty, the spirit of immortality, and the non-human fireworks perfectly fit the unrealistic delusion of the "second generation of urban" literary and artistic young men and women about rural life, thinking that they can live the life of Tao Mingyuan as soon as they arrive in the village..."
"It's Tao Yuanming." Li Yixiao corrected him.
"That's right, that's Tao Yuanming under the eastern fence picking lotus."
"It's picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence." Li Yixiao corrected again.
"Hey, whoever he chooses under the eastern fence, in short, it is the kind of particularly dreamy, beautiful, fairy-like pastoral life, the kind of zero socialization. The current social animals are pitiful. They are beaten by the boss every day in the office building. Client Party A, Party B, Work KPI Workplace Struggle Fucking Hair Loss Crazy In the middle of the night, I can’t sleep. I yell on the Internet every day to resign and take an instant trip. I don’t have the capital to realize my dream. Raising chickens on the ground can lead a petty bourgeois life. What I asked Xianxian to provide them is a life where they can have orgasms in their dreams, which is very beautiful." Chen Yang waved his hand and said.
"Hmm..." The words were a little rough, but Li Yixiao felt that Chen Yang still had a way of grasping the audience's psychology, "Then, if I want to make a food video, which aspect is the best way to start?"
"Well, let me think about it. Professionally, you can't compare to a professional chef. The audience doesn't want to see your cooking skills. You should have a bright spot. Think about it, what do the audience get from the food video? Appetite? Fun ? Companionship? In short, you have to grasp at least one point, or you won’t be popular.” Chen Yang said.
Li Yixiao was thoughtful: "I have some ideas, I have to go back and think about it."
"Oh, Ergou, your mother asked for my number from my grandma a while ago, called me and asked where you live, and her tone was not very good, so I told her, and she hung up after listening I didn't answer the phone when I called back, what's wrong with your mother?" Chen Yang asked in bewilderment.
Li Yixiao's heart "thumped".
Oh no!His mother must come to teach him a lesson!
"It's over, my mother thought I was pimped by you to become a duck and upgraded to a procuress, and now she is going to slap me on the mouth, what's wrong, brother!" Li Yixiao panicked.
Chen Yang was also confused: "What pimps, ducks, bustards? I'm in a serious business!"
"I told you, but she just didn't listen, she has a deep misunderstanding of our business!" Li Yixiao wanted to cry but had no tears.
"When she comes to beat you, you should explain it clearly to Auntie. Be sure to explain it to me. I'm a serious business! Don't ruin my reputation!" Chen Yang said.
"I can't protect myself now that the mud bodhisattva crosses the river." Li Yixiao said bitterly, "If my mother beats me to death in the dormitory, you must help me collect the body. I don't have a son yet, someone has to throw me a basin ,rely on you."
"Auntie is not that kind of person. Auntie is quite open-minded." Chen Yang suddenly reacted and said angrily, "You are taking advantage of me again!"
"Hey, who told you to cheat me, I was almost cheated to death by you. When my mother didn't involve issues of principle, she was kind to me. When I failed the exam when I was young, she never beat me, but when I cheated and lied She became a military spy who caught the hidden people of our party and beat me terribly." Li Yixiao still feels pain in his butt when he thinks about it now.
"Take care, our company has insurance, I'll go and ask if I can make a claim if I'm beaten to death." Chen Yang patted Li Yixiao's shoulder and said in relief.
Li Yixiao's smile gradually became desperate: "Is this how you treat your future father?"
"I'm sorry, my mother doesn't mean to break up with my father. You have no chance to be my father." Chen Yang said sternly, "You should consider the possibility of being drawn from a son to a grandson by your aunt."
Chen Yang is trash!Not reliable at all!
Chapter 14 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair cars 02┃My mother is really here!
"Comrades, there is bad news. My mother is coming to see me." Li Yixiao ran back to the dormitory in a panic and reported the bad news to his roommates.
Xia Tianyu's eyes showed horror: "Your parents came to ask you for money?"
Li Yixiao was stunned: "No, they never asked me for money."
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao understandingly: "Does that mean your parents don't support you in doing live broadcasts? They want you to go back and inherit the family business and become the president?"
Li Yixiao smiled awkwardly: "Family business? My family's family business is only two acres of land, and there is nothing to inherit."
Xia Tianyu squinted at Qiu Ning: Huh, pretending again!
Han Mai also understood Li Yixiao very well: "Didn't you tell your family about being an anchor? They thought you were...uh, calling Mai?"
Li Yixiao explained: "I said I was working as an anchor, but they misunderstood this profession a bit... My mother thought... I... was, uh... that, engaged in... an illegal sex industry, selling lust Kind of."
Hearing Li Yixiao and his mother on the phone, Jin Feng choked on the water, turned his head and coughed.
"Then explain to your parents quickly!" Xia Tianyu said.
"I can't explain it clearly." Li Yixiao broke down and said, "They don't listen to me at all! I didn't answer their calls, and I even asked for the contact information from Chen Yang. Now people may have killed them at the door Already!"
Ding dong, the doorbell rang.
Li Yixiao's face turned pale immediately: "When you open the door, tell me that there is no one named Li Yixiao here! Li Erxiao, Li Sanxiao, and Li Shisanxiao are all there!"
After speaking, he wanted to run away.
Han Mai grabbed him and poured chicken soup into him earnestly: "No matter what kind of misunderstanding you have with your parents, you must explain it clearly. Avoiding can't solve the problem, but communication can. It's communication that builds trust and friendship." bridge between people
Say nothing!
"Didn't you say you were going shopping to buy clothes last time? Could it be that...you have been on a tight budget recently?" Qiu Ning's beautiful face showed some doubts, and she sized Xia Tianyu up and down.
This expression is so contrived, another person would be able to tell at a glance that this is Qiu Ning's provocative method.
But Xia Tianyu will be deceived by such a stupid and pretentious performance, she immediately jumped up from the chair: "Who has no money, girl, I will always have enough money to buy clothes, let's go, let's go buy clothes! "
Qiu Ning thought that Xia Tianyu who had blown her hair was very funny, so she suppressed a smile and said, "Okay, let's go shopping."
Li Yixiao came down from upstairs and said, "You guys are going out? Bring me a bottle of soy sauce back, thank you!"
Qiu Ning asked with a smile, "Do you want to come together? We need a handsome guy who can carry a bag."
Xia Tianyu sneered, folded her arms and said: "What kind of handsome guy is he, he is far behind Jin Feng!"
Li Yixiao, who was forced to compare with the handsome guy, said aggrievedly: "Didn't I just ask you to help bring a bottle of soy sauce?"
"I don't bring it with me. If you want to buy it, you can buy it yourself!" Xia Tianyu said, remembering Qiu Ning's words, turned to Li Yixiao and said, "Why don't you come with us too, we are short of a bag-carrying brother .”
"No, I'm a big man going out with you two big beauties. Walking among you will make me look like I'm very rich." Li Yixiao joked.
"If you are told to come, you will come, why are you so talkative!" Xia Tianyu said displeased.
"Yeah, Li Yixiao, let's go shopping together, and we can also help you pick out clothes." Qiu Ning smiled, expressing objections to Li Yixiao's straight man's clothing taste.
"I'll forget it, how can I have that spare money." Li Yixiao said casually.
"Then I'll give you a chance to look rich, come and help us carry our bags!" Xia Tianyu didn't want Li Yixiao to evade, and she didn't want to go shopping alone with Qiu Ning, so she dragged Li Yixiao out of the door by force.
The three of them got into the car arranged by the company. The driver knew Qiu Ning very well. As soon as he saw her, he asked, "Go to Baiyun Shopping Center?"
This is the closest business district, and clothes are notoriously expensive.
It seems that Qiu Ning often goes there, Li Yixiao thought.
The driver glanced at Xia Tianyu again, and asked hesitantly, "Or go to the clothing wholesale market?"
This is a relatively famous place to buy cheap clothes nearby. There are dozens of summer clothes and hundreds of winter clothes, all of which are fake bags.
Li Yixiao always felt that he knew something again.
Qiu Ning turned around and asked Xia Tianyu, "Do you often go there?"
"No, no, no! How could I go there! Hahahaha, I just have a few friends who often invite me to go shopping. They like to buy clothes there, and they always tell me... to go to the wholesale market to buy clothes. It is impossible for me to be there I bought it, and I will never go to the wholesale market to buy clothes in my life. I also prefer the clothes in Baiyun Shopping Mall, they are a bit more expensive, but they are all brand-name goods." Xia Tianyu smiled awkwardly, but she was never in Qiuning Throw in the towel!
Li Yixiao thought to himself, if the girl didn't break out in a cold sweat, her words might be more convincing.
Qiu Ning nodded calmly, and said to the driver, "Then let's go to Baiyun Shopping Center."
Xia Tianyu frantically recalled how much money was left in her wallet?How much credit card limit can be swiped?Has Alipay Huabei been paid off?
The answer is: 200 yuan, 0, no.
I bought a lot of clothes, bags and cosmetics on Taobao and WeChat this month, I bought too much!
It's over, what should we do today?
The remorseful Xia Tianyu struggled with this problem all the way.I have no choice but to pretend that I don't like any of them!Yes, you have to put on Qiu Ning's daily cold expression, and let the shop assistant know that it's not that she can't afford it, but that the clothes in their shop don't match her noble taste!
After thinking about it, Xia Tianyu regained a little confidence and let out a long breath.
Huh, I have to save some money next time, I can't be so moonlight anymore, Xia Tianyu thought.
The pair of plastic sisters entered the shopping mall, and it was much cooler inside.Xia Tianyu loves beauty, and dislikes the skin on her legs is not delicate enough. She even wore a pair of stockings to modify the shape of her legs on a hot day. Now she feels terribly hot, and only after being blown by the air-conditioning does she feel alive.
Look at Qiu Ning again, wearing a slim dress, long hair fluttering, extraordinary temperament, high fashion value, walking in the crowd is definitely the most shining one.
It's time to fight!
When standing with a beautiful girl of the same age and there are people next to her, Xia Tianyu immediately entered the fighting mode. She is very glad that she is wearing a pair of high heels today. Although it is uncomfortable to walk, she does not wear high heels , there is no way to get together with Qiu Ning, the height difference between the two is too much!
It doesn't matter, hold your head high, hold your breath, hold your belly, and smile, Xia Tianyu is going to crush Qiu Ning today!
Li Yixiao suddenly felt that Xia Tianyu beside her suddenly straightened her back, exuding a strong desire to win, like a runner waiting for the starting gun to go off, ready to rush to the starting line at any time!
"Which store do you want to visit?" Qiu Ning asked coldly, as if she didn't feel anything strange.
This must be testing my familiarity with this place!Xia Tianyu thought.
Xia Tianyu straightened her hair and said casually: "Just take a look, the clothes here are just like this. I still like Uniqlo. Although it is a fast-moving consumer product, it looks pretty good. Let's go and have a look. "
Qiu Ning was stunned for a moment: "Baiyun Shopping Center does not introduce such fast-moving brands as Uniqlo and Zara."
What?Didn't import it?Damn, I'm ashamed in front of Qiu Ning again!
Xia Tianyu was so anxious that her eyes rolled wildly, she suddenly saw a bag shop called "LOUISVUITTON" in front of her, she quickly took Qiu Ning's arm: "Let's go and look at the bag first, I want to buy a new bag. "
Qiu Ning looked at the store, then glanced calmly at the obviously fake LV bag on Xia Tianyu's body, and hesitated for a moment: "How about we go to another store?"
"No, this is the only one!" Xia Tianyu pulled Qiu Ning towards that shop.
Li Yixiao followed behind the two and shook his head, hey, Xia Tianyu...
Along the way, Xia Tianyu was thinking: What brand is this?Haven't heard of it?She only knows LV, PRADA, and CHANEL, but she has never heard of this one called "LOUISVUITTON".But even if it is her beloved LV, PRADA and CHANEL, she has never bought it in a store. She is always optimistic about the appearance, and then buys one in the street of fake bags, definitely not more than 200 yuan.
For example, the LV she is carrying now is a fake bag, 180 yuan.
The moment she stepped into the store, Xia Tianyu suddenly regretted it.
Fuck, what is that LOGO on the wall in the store? LV?Fuck!This "LOUISVUITTON" is the abbreviation of LV!She is still carrying a 180 yuan LV fake bag!
Xia Tianyu suddenly lost the courage to walk in, and her footsteps changed from striding meteors to small strides.
It's over, it's over now, she will definitely be pointed at by the shopping guide who hates the poor and loves the rich, and then humiliated by the onlookers, oh my god, she doesn't want to be a human anymore!Xia Tianyu quickly fell into a frightened state of mind.
Li Yixiao sensed her embarrassment at this moment, and pointed to a bag on the glass display case on the outer wall of the LV store in a hurry, and shouted: "This bag is so strange, Tiantian, Qiuning, come and see this!"
Qiu Ning took the opportunity to drag Xia Tianyu out of the store: "What kind?"
Xia Tianyu was overjoyed for a while, and heaved a long sigh of relief. She followed Qiu Ning to the display cabinet on the outer wall, stopped and watched, and was shocked by the price of 133000 above it so that she lost her words.
Xia Tianyu rubbed her eyes, and took a closer look to make sure she didn't see one or two extra zeros.
With her fingers, she calculated the average price of the bags that could no longer fit in her cupboard. It was probably in the early 100s. With this calculation, this bag can buy a thousand of her frequently used bags, which is enough to fill her room. !Why is it so expensive? !
"Oh, this is the most expensive bag in the twist series. It is made of alligator leather, so it is very expensive. The other one is made of lambskin, which is very cheap." Qiu Ning said.
"How much?" Xia Tianyu couldn't help asking.
"About [-], definitely less than [-]." Qiu Ning said after recalling.
Xia Tianyu didn't come up in one breath, and almost passed out, is this very cheap? !Miss, do you have any misunderstanding about the price? !Buy a fake bag!Really cheap!
Li Yixiao's words expressed her heart at the moment: "Isn't it just a bag, why is it so expensive?"
Qiu Ning showed her standard ladylike smile, and smiled without saying a word.
Xia Tianyu, who has already lost her temper due to the price, never wants to see this heartbroken store again, and follows Qiu Ning around the Baiyun shopping mall weakly for a long time. Li Yixiao acts as a bag boy and helps the two girls Carrying the bag attracted envious and jealous eyes from passers-by who didn't know the truth.
Qiu Ning didn't like the clothes either, so she said to Xia Tianyu, "Why don't we go to the wholesale market?"
Xia Tianyu, who was listless, became energetic all of a sudden, her mind spinning quickly.
Is Qiuning testing her?Has she discovered that she especially likes to go to the wholesale market to buy bargains?No, you can't lose this person!
Xia Tianyu raised her delicate chin, and said coldly: "Huh, what are the things to buy there? My friends like to go there, but I don't like it. It's not worthy of my grade."
Hmph, she was very successful in pretending this time, she immediately showed her dismissive attitude towards the wholesale market, and she gave herself 100 points!
Qiu Ning said regretfully, "But I haven't been there yet."
Damn it, Qiu Ning is really good at pretending!so amazing!All of a sudden, the high-end, foreign-style and high-grade character design is played out!She, who has been to the wholesale market, has completely lost!
Xia Tianyu gritted her teeth and said, "Okay, let's go and have a look, so you don't have to argue about going next time. Li Yixiao, let's go!"
Next time you will never have a chance to act like this again!Xia Tianyu thought bitterly.
Li Yixiao sighed helplessly, woman.
So the three of them took a taxi to the clothing wholesale market.Qiu Ning took the taxi, Xia Tianyu thought she would never share the fare with Qiu Ning!Don't take advantage of the cheap bastard!
Arriving at the wholesale market, the moment Xia Tianyu pushed open the taxi door, an evil thought suddenly popped up in her mind: This guy Qiu Ning came here for the first time, and he was unfamiliar with the place, so maybe he would be cheated out of money. ?
Thinking of this, Xia Tianyu couldn't help laughing.
Then, she stepped on the manhole cover, and the heel of her shoe got stuck in the drain hole.
"Aww, I'm stuck!" Xia Tianyu was sweating profusely.
Why are you so unlucky? !
Qiu Ning hurried down to help her pull the shoe, Li Yixiao helped Xia Tianyu to make her stand still, the three of them worked hard for a long time, and finally succeeded in breaking the heel.
Qiu Ning, holding on to the heel with one hand:? ? ?
Xia Tianyu who lost her heel:! ! !
Li Yixiao, who witnessed the whole process: ...
"Shoes, my shoes, my favorite shoes... just broke? I... I... Ah, it's all over now, my career, my life, my life, it's all over, I can't live without My shoes, ah, I don't want to be a human anymore." Xia Tianyu once again started the mode of complaining about others and self-defeating, sighing and sighing at the shoes, looking like she has nothing to love.
"Uh... sorry, I'll pay you a pair of shoes." Qiu Ning said.
Grasping the shoe with one hand and the heel with the other, Xia Tianyu, who was squatting on the ground with a mournful face, heard this, and immediately revived with blood: "What did you say?"
"Well, you pick, I'll pay." Qiu Ning said generously.
Xia Tianyu stood up from the ground, looked at Qiu Ning seriously, and Qiu Ning looked at her inexplicably.
"You friend, I'm committed!" Xia Tianyu said seriously.
"You just said that I was your best friend a few days ago, did you lie to me?" Qiu Ning asked pretending to be sad.
"Hahahaha of course not!" Xia Tianyu said haha while thinking: No, we are eternal plastic sisters!There is no emotion between female anchors!If there is, it must be plastic!
Xia Tianyu ignored her own walking with deep feet and shallow feet, and with her determination to blackmail local tyrants, she pulled Qiu Ning to the most expensive area of the wholesale market and picked up the shoes.
I really hate it, if only I was still in Baiyun Mall, I must buy the most expensive shoes and let Qiu Ning pay the bill!
The most expensive shoes here are so cheap compared to Baiyun shopping mall.
"Miss Boss, bring your most expensive high heels here!" Xia Tianyu had someone to pay the bill, her waist straightened.
The proprietress brought her shoes with a strange expression, and the price was 388.
At the moment when she was about to change her shoes, Xia Tianyu froze suddenly.
"I want these pairs, let's take them away." Xia Tianyu stood up suddenly, resolutely refusing to change the shoes.
"Change your shoes and try them out first, what if they don't fit?" Qiu Ning persuaded.
"Yeah, high heels are hard to wear." Li Yixiao said.
"No, no, no, I know this pair is fine at a glance." Xia Tianyu said.
"You try it before you say this, what if it doesn't fit?"
"If it doesn't fit, you can return it!"
Qiu Ning was stunned for a moment, apparently not expecting the operation of return and exchange.
"That's not okay, your high heels are broken now, you must change them, otherwise how will you go shopping later?" Qiu Ning said.
"Oh... okay, okay. Oh, I'm so thirsty, Qiu Ning, can you help me buy a bottle of water?" Xia Tianyu, who was sweating profusely, was angry again when she saw that this plan would not work. A plan.
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao, Li Yixiao raised his hand knowingly: "I'll go, I'll go."
"No! Let Qiuning go!" Xia Tianyu suddenly yelled fiercely.
Li Yixiao and Qiu Ning looked at each other, not knowing why.
"I doubt you will spit in my water, no, let Qiuning go!" Xia Tianyu said with a straight face.
Li Yixiao looked confused, feeling that his character was being questioned: "Spit? Babe, are your father and I that kind of person?"
Xia Tianyu snorted: "You are ashamed to call yourself my father to take advantage of me, who knows?"
Qiu Ning smiled helplessly: "Then I'll go, you wait a moment."
After Qiuning finished speaking, she went out to buy water for her.
Xia Tianyu looked at Li Yixiao again: "You...uh, turn around. Don't watch me change shoes!"
"You just changed your shoes, and I need to avoid suspicion?" Li Yixiao once again felt that his character was being questioned.
"Who knows, what if you are the kind of pervert who likes to look at women's socks and feet? Turn around!" Xia Tianyu said.
Li Yixiao turned around depressed.
Xia Tianyu immediately took off her high heels, revealing the deepest secret hidden inside - there was a hole in her stockings.
In order to keep this secret, she was almost at her wit's end.
It's all because she forgot to change into a pair of pantyhose when she went out today!Almost embarrassing in front of Qiu Ning again!
The moment Xia Tianyu put on the new shoes, Xia Tianyu was like Cinderella wearing the crystal slipper handed over by the prince, she felt elated instantly!Never be cowardly again!
"Okay, help me wrap up the old shoes, and I'll wear them directly." Xia Tianyu didn't care whether the shoes fit or not, and immediately said to the proprietress.
Li Yixiao saw that she seemed to be suddenly invigorated, wondering what kind of magical power this pair of shoes had.
Qiu Ning came back, handed the water to Xia Tianyu, and asked, "How about the new shoes?"
"It's great, it's great! It's great, it's comfortable, and it looks good!" Xia Tianyu said nonsense, she never tried it.
So, the moment she walked out of the store, she regretted it.
These shoes... really hurt my feet!
Xia Tianyu, who is familiar with the way here, took Qiu Ning and Li Yixiao for a stroll. While walking, she forced a smile on her face. The shoes did not fit her foot shape, and it was uncomfortable no matter how she walked. Before she walked 200 meters, she felt that she was His feet were already bleeding.
It seems that there are small stones in it!Every foot makes her feel like a poor little mermaid walking on land!
This is too bad!
The worst thing is that she can't take it off and pour a pebble, otherwise it will reveal that her socks are torn!
Xia Tianyu wants to cry but has no tears.
However, Qiu Ning enjoyed shopping, she was not very sensitive to the price of clothes, and bought them without asking, while Xia Tianyu couldn't stand it any longer, so she helped her bargain, and after bargaining for more than a dozen clothes, Xia Tianyu felt that she had been tricked.
She helped Qiuning save at least 1000 yuan! ! !
Why does she want to bargain for Qiu Ning, her feet hurt so much, her heart is so tired, being a human is so painful...
It's all Qiuning's fault!
After returning home, Qiu Ning changed her shoes with a big bag and a happy face. Xia Tianyu was already dying, and took off her shoes weakly—then she remembered the little secret she had worked so hard to hide all afternoon.
A bloody little secret.
"Tiantian, are your feet okay? They are bleeding!" Qiu Ning was startled when she saw Xia Tianyu's feet changing shoes in the entrance.
Li Yixiao was also taken aback: "Yaoshou, you have lost a lot of blood!"
Looking at the bloody feet, Xia Tianyu screamed in her head: Ahhhhhhhhhhh, Xia Tianyu!Why don't you have a longer memory!Shame on Qiu Ning again!Can you do it!It's over, it's over, she won't be able to raise her head in front of Qiu Ning for the rest of her life!
"It's not blood from grinding." After being extremely mad, Xia Tianyu calmed down unexpectedly, and she said expressionlessly, "I'm just here to be my aunt."
"From the feet?" Li Yixiao asked in confusion.
Xia Tianyu nodded: "Yes, it's common sense that my aunt came from her feet."
After finishing speaking, she picked up her shoes and walked up the stairs calmly. After the loud closing sound of the door, her regretful scream came from the room: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Be a man!!!"
Li Yixiao silently asked Qiu Ning: "Did you never tell her that the sound insulation in our villa is actually not that good..."
Qiu Ning smiled and said, "Who knew that the sound insulation in the room was so poor?"
"So what should we do now? Does Tiantian not want to see us anymore?" Li Yixiao asked.
"No, it's like her brain will be formatted after a night's sleep, and she forcibly brainwashes herself to forget about it." Qiu Ning said, "This may be some kind of girl's way of survival."
"Oh... oh, it's good, it's good." Li Yixiao said with a long sigh.
Ah, woman, it is so unpredictable.
The author has something to say: Tian Tian is really cute, probably because she always slaps her in the face on the spot even though she likes to pretend.
In the environment where Miss Qiuning grew up, she had never seen this kind of girl before.
Qiu Ning: Very good, lady, you caught my attention.
Chapter 13 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair cars 01┃My mother is coming!
"Hey, my god, my god, my god." Li Yixiao repeated three times in a row, but there was still no sound from the other side. He took the mobile phone that was eliminated from the hands of his ex-girlfriend and given to him in front of him. The poor mobile phone not only The hardware was outdated, and the signal was poor. Li Yixiao, who has rich experience in this kind of thing, walked to the balcony while waving the phone vigorously, trying to restore the phone's working ability.
The emperor paid off, and the mobile phone was successfully cured after [-] rounds of arm swing rehabilitation.
"Son, it's my mother, how are you doing recently? Can you eat and drink? How did you say about changing jobs last time?" Mother's loud voice rang out.
"I can eat, drink, and sleep! I've found a job, it's sales!" Li Yixiao also shouted loudly, making up a job for himself, "Chen Yang introduced it to me, do you remember Chen Yang? My junior high school classmate That little fat man!"
"Remember, I still have the number! His grandma's!"
"Mom, why are you scolding people?"
"Ah? Mom doesn't have it. Mom said Mom has his grandma's phone number!"
"Oh, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Li Yixiao laughed awkwardly.
"Son, how is your job now? How is your boss? Are your colleagues easy to get along with? How much will you pay?"
"Oh my god, I can make money in this job now, with a basic salary of [-] and a commission. It is not a problem to work hard and get a monthly salary of tens of thousands! My colleagues are all earning tens of thousands a month!"
"Which salesman makes so much money? Don't it be a pyramid scheme?" The mother asked suspiciously, for fear that her son would be tricked into engaging in pyramid schemes.
"No, no, I'm a new business in sales, selling... selling... selling that..." Li Yixiao didn't make up his words, so he didn't realize it all at once, and immediately stuttered.
The balcony door on the second floor opened, Jin Feng walked in while doing manual exercises and moving his fingers, and met Li Yixiao who was racking his brains.
The sunlight fell on Jin Feng's face, directly applying a special effect filter to his already handsome eyebrows and eyes, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is picturesque.
Li Yixiao looked at Jin Feng's face, which could be called a girl killer, and said in a daze, "Sell handsome guys."
The mother on the other end of the phone fell into a long silence, and then a furious roar rang out: "Li Yixiao! You kid didn't learn how to fix cars, but became a duck! Are you worthy of your father and me? Where are you now? Me and me Your dad will be here right away!"
Li Yixiao broke out in a cold sweat, and wanted to jump off the balcony in a hurry: "No! Damn, listen to me! I didn't mean that! What I meant was that I was a scout. Yes, scouts just watch Go to good-looking men and women and ask them if they want to be an anchor, does the anchor know? It’s just for live broadcast, singing, dancing, playing games, that’s what I mean!”
The mother on the opposite side became more and more furious: "What? You're still a pimp? Li Yixiao! Although your father and I don't have much money, we can't afford to lose this man! Where are you now, we have to educate you!"
Li Yixiao jumped anxiously: "Mom, that's the anchor, serious anchor, what are you thinking?"
"What anchor is not an anchor? It's been said in the news. Aren't anchors just strippers and sell meat? Do you have a conscience to pull other girls into this kind of business? Li Yixiao, let me tell you, your mother, I am very serious today. Teach you how to be a good person!"
Li Yixiao broke down: "Oh my god, I really didn't mean that! The anchors are not all singing and dancing, but also playing games! The handsome guy next to me dropped out of school to play e-sports, the game is amazing!"
Innocent was pulled out as a typical Jin Feng:? ? ?
"Still playing games? Playing games after dropping out of school? What's the point of this! Li Yixiao! At the beginning you said you wanted to be a chef, and I had no objection. Then you went to repair the water pipes, and I agreed. Later, you went to deliver food, okay, it's okay to deliver food." Food delivery is a serious industry, nothing to be ashamed of, but what are you doing now? Mixing with those who play games! Those are people who don’t study hard, drop out of school and are addicted to the Internet! You continue to engage in these nonsense Things, see how I deal with you! Now, call your uncle immediately, pack your bags and go to him to learn how to repair cars!"
Li Yixiao was angry and anxious, his hands shook, the phone fell to the ground, and after a couple of flops, it slipped out of the balcony railing and ran towards the hard ground.
With a crisp sound of "bang", the phone died unexpectedly.
"Oh shit, I'm dying!" Li Yixiao leaned on the railing, looked at the cell phone with the battery on the ground floor of the first floor, and gasped in distress.
Downstairs, Xia Tianyu was sitting on a swing on the lawn playing with her mobile phone, when she heard the crisp sound, she ran over to check the situation.
"Hey, whose phone is it?" Xia Tianyu picked up the broken phone.
"My, mine!" Li Yixiao shouted from the balcony.
Xia Tianyu looked at Li Yixiao's cell phone, and sneered: "Huh, what age is it that you still use iPhone 4s, and if you use an Apple phone, if you don't buy the latest model every year, then it's not an Apple phone!"
"What is that?" Li Yixiao asked.
Xia Tianyu raised her chin and said proudly: "An outdated iPhone is a bad iPhone!"
As she said that, Xia Tianyu took out her latest mobile phone and shook it high, and said with a look of pretense, "Look, mine is iphoneXSMAX, it looks good!"
At the moment of showing off to her colleagues, Xia Tianyu felt very comfortable, as if she had completely forgotten the pain and entanglement at the moment of chopping her hands, her face was full of pride and the expectation of "come and praise my phone".
Li Yixiao shook his head in his heart and sighed, woman, your name is Vanity.He didn't quite understand the little girl's show off, if it wasn't for taking pictures to look good, he thought it would be okay to use a counterfeit mobile phone.
Xia Tianyu, who was triumphant, suddenly slipped her hand, and the phone fell to the ground with a "bang".
Xia Tianyu screamed and picked up the phone, only to see a horrible crack appeared on the originally smooth screen.
"Aww, my phone!!!" Xia Tianyu screamed.
Shouting and screaming, the screaming turned into a screaming: "Ah, my mobile phone! Ahhhh, my iPhoneXSMAX!! My tempered film hasn't arrived yet!!!"
Li Yixiao and Jin Feng, who were pierced by the magic sound, covered their ears at the same time.
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"Dazhu, I think I should go back to my old business and make food videos." Li Yixiao said to his manager Chen Yang.
Chen Yang nodded to Li Yixiao while sending WeChat: "Very good, very good, this idea is fine."
"Ordinary food videos are not competitive. I have to think about a special project that can make everyone interested after watching it." Li Yixiao said.The set he used to do for Yuanyuan is now outdated, he must have new ideas.
Chen Yang continued to send WeChat messages while saying: "That's up to you to think about it yourself. You have had special ideas since you were a child. As long as it is what you think, I will support it."
Li Yixiao should be very moved - if Chen Yang hadn't been staring at the phone all the time.
"Cub, what are you looking at?" Li Yixiao asked him.
Chen Yang raised his head and sighed long: "She's not a fairy yet, she was excavated and cultivated by me, what a wonderful character I made for her, the ancient style, time travel, and wilderness in "Immortal Romance" The island, the countryside, the beauty, the spirit of immortality, and the non-human fireworks perfectly fit the unrealistic delusion of the "second generation of urban" literary and artistic young men and women about rural life, thinking that they can live the life of Tao Mingyuan as soon as they arrive in the village..."
"It's Tao Yuanming." Li Yixiao corrected him.
"That's right, that's Tao Yuanming under the eastern fence picking lotus."
"It's picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence." Li Yixiao corrected again.
"Hey, whoever he chooses under the eastern fence, in short, it is the kind of particularly dreamy, beautiful, fairy-like pastoral life, the kind of zero socialization. The current social animals are pitiful. They are beaten by the boss every day in the office building. Client Party A, Party B, Work KPI Workplace Struggle Fucking Hair Loss Crazy In the middle of the night, I can’t sleep. I yell on the Internet every day to resign and take an instant trip. I don’t have the capital to realize my dream. Raising chickens on the ground can lead a petty bourgeois life. What I asked Xianxian to provide them is a life where they can have orgasms in their dreams, which is very beautiful." Chen Yang waved his hand and said.
"Hmm..." The words were a little rough, but Li Yixiao felt that Chen Yang still had a way of grasping the audience's psychology, "Then, if I want to make a food video, which aspect is the best way to start?"
"Well, let me think about it. Professionally, you can't compare to a professional chef. The audience doesn't want to see your cooking skills. You should have a bright spot. Think about it, what do the audience get from the food video? Appetite? Fun ? Companionship? In short, you have to grasp at least one point, or you won’t be popular.” Chen Yang said.
Li Yixiao was thoughtful: "I have some ideas, I have to go back and think about it."
"Oh, Ergou, your mother asked for my number from my grandma a while ago, called me and asked where you live, and her tone was not very good, so I told her, and she hung up after listening I didn't answer the phone when I called back, what's wrong with your mother?" Chen Yang asked in bewilderment.
Li Yixiao's heart "thumped".
Oh no!His mother must come to teach him a lesson!
"It's over, my mother thought I was pimped by you to become a duck and upgraded to a procuress, and now she is going to slap me on the mouth, what's wrong, brother!" Li Yixiao panicked.
Chen Yang was also confused: "What pimps, ducks, bustards? I'm in a serious business!"
"I told you, but she just didn't listen, she has a deep misunderstanding of our business!" Li Yixiao wanted to cry but had no tears.
"When she comes to beat you, you should explain it clearly to Auntie. Be sure to explain it to me. I'm a serious business! Don't ruin my reputation!" Chen Yang said.
"I can't protect myself now that the mud bodhisattva crosses the river." Li Yixiao said bitterly, "If my mother beats me to death in the dormitory, you must help me collect the body. I don't have a son yet, someone has to throw me a basin ,rely on you."
"Auntie is not that kind of person. Auntie is quite open-minded." Chen Yang suddenly reacted and said angrily, "You are taking advantage of me again!"
"Hey, who told you to cheat me, I was almost cheated to death by you. When my mother didn't involve issues of principle, she was kind to me. When I failed the exam when I was young, she never beat me, but when I cheated and lied She became a military spy who caught the hidden people of our party and beat me terribly." Li Yixiao still feels pain in his butt when he thinks about it now.
"Take care, our company has insurance, I'll go and ask if I can make a claim if I'm beaten to death." Chen Yang patted Li Yixiao's shoulder and said in relief.
Li Yixiao's smile gradually became desperate: "Is this how you treat your future father?"
"I'm sorry, my mother doesn't mean to break up with my father. You have no chance to be my father." Chen Yang said sternly, "You should consider the possibility of being drawn from a son to a grandson by your aunt."
Chen Yang is trash!Not reliable at all!
Chapter 14 Your mother thinks that the anchor is not a serious job and asks you to go back to your hometown to learn how to repair cars 02┃My mother is really here!
"Comrades, there is bad news. My mother is coming to see me." Li Yixiao ran back to the dormitory in a panic and reported the bad news to his roommates.
Xia Tianyu's eyes showed horror: "Your parents came to ask you for money?"
Li Yixiao was stunned: "No, they never asked me for money."
Qiu Ning looked at Li Yixiao understandingly: "Does that mean your parents don't support you in doing live broadcasts? They want you to go back and inherit the family business and become the president?"
Li Yixiao smiled awkwardly: "Family business? My family's family business is only two acres of land, and there is nothing to inherit."
Xia Tianyu squinted at Qiu Ning: Huh, pretending again!
Han Mai also understood Li Yixiao very well: "Didn't you tell your family about being an anchor? They thought you were...uh, calling Mai?"
Li Yixiao explained: "I said I was working as an anchor, but they misunderstood this profession a bit... My mother thought... I... was, uh... that, engaged in... an illegal sex industry, selling lust Kind of."
Hearing Li Yixiao and his mother on the phone, Jin Feng choked on the water, turned his head and coughed.
"Then explain to your parents quickly!" Xia Tianyu said.
"I can't explain it clearly." Li Yixiao broke down and said, "They don't listen to me at all! I didn't answer their calls, and I even asked for the contact information from Chen Yang. Now people may have killed them at the door Already!"
Ding dong, the doorbell rang.
Li Yixiao's face turned pale immediately: "When you open the door, tell me that there is no one named Li Yixiao here! Li Erxiao, Li Sanxiao, and Li Shisanxiao are all there!"
After speaking, he wanted to run away.
Han Mai grabbed him and poured chicken soup into him earnestly: "No matter what kind of misunderstanding you have with your parents, you must explain it clearly. Avoiding can't solve the problem, but communication can. It's communication that builds trust and friendship." bridge between people
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