Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

Su Yizhen got into the coffin and called Si Lei Dian. Si Lei Dian looked overly indulgent again, yawned and complained: "Brother, can you pick a time? I'm on vacation with the leader, let's There is a time difference between the two places, so it is not easy for me to come here."

Su Yizhen: "I'm working hard here, and you're on vacation with the leader? Can you have a conscience? The exploiting class!"

Si Leidian: "Hurry up and say something, I have to go back to sleep after I finish."

Su Yizhen: "My mission is complete!"

"What?" Si Leidian rubbed his eyes, "How is it possible? I haven't received any signal."

"It's really done," Su Yizhen unfolded the written evidence to show him, "Just now, Cang Yan said that he lost to Su Yizhen, and there are written evidence to prove it, you can see for yourself."

Si Leidian really looked at it, and said with a smile: "What kind of surrender is this? You must have played a trick to force him to submit, otherwise I must have received the signal."

Su Yizhen: "I don't care if you have received the signal or not. You can't blame me for the signal on your side? Anyway, my mission is completed, I can go back, let me go back."

Si Leidian: "It's okay to let you go back. You can first see if your baby has grown out completely. A friendly reminder, what it looks like now will be what it will look like when you go back. If you have no objections, I have no objections."

Su Yizhen was furious: "How dare you threaten me? Believe it or not, I'll beat you?"

Si Leidian: "Come on, come on, smoke me if you can."

So cheap!

Su Yizhen: "Okay, you have the guts, but the little cushion, you are not unreasonable. I heard that the gods in the sky rely on human offerings to maintain their divine power. What do you think will happen to you if I destroy your ancestral hall?" Sample?"

Si Lei Dian made a bitter face: "Oh, it's a bit sad to say this, I don't have many ancestral halls in the world, and I can't find a place for myself. If you find it, please let me know in time, so I can eat it." Light the incense." After saying that, the sad face turned into a smiling face, and he laughed meanly, "Thinking about it, I'm still a little happy, hahaha..."

"..." Su Yizhen snorted, "Shameless."

Si Leidian: "Otherwise, why would I flatter the leader? Isn't it just to survive!"

"Okay, I can't handle you, you have enough means." Su Yizhen said, "That is to say, I have to rely on real skills to make him admit defeat, right? It seems that Su Yizhen's wish will also come to nothing on me, and I will defeat him." Not to mention 14 years, 140 years is also very difficult, you should look for new candidates in advance."

"Don't be discouraged, it makes sense for me to choose you," Si Leidian's eyes suddenly lit up, "Hey, I won't tell you anymore, Cang Yan is here, my God, he is so handsome! Why is he so tall, God, God, I'm going to faint!"

"Can you be a little promising?" Su Yizhen showed contempt, "You are a man, can you have a little masculine dignity?"

Si Leidian: "People who don't even have masculine characteristics have no right to speak of me."

"Your uncle! Get lost!" Su Yizhen woke up bitterly, but as soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a figure pressing down on him, smashing into the coffin like a giant.

"Don't—" Su Yizhen almost vomited blood under his pressure, "What are you doing here?! This place is so small, can you stop joining in the fun!"

Cang Yan drunkenly said: "Why do you like this coffin? You sleep here, and I sleep here too."

"You are sick!" Su Yizhen pushed hard, but he was sandwiched by the coffin boards on both sides, and the top was completely covered by Cang Yan, so he couldn't push it from the front.He really wanted to hit a critical blow to blow him away, but the coffin will undoubtedly be destroyed, and he has done this to Cang Yan several times tonight to take advantage of people's dangers. It's crazy, he, Su Yizhen, can't do this kind of thing.

Cang Yan seemed to have fallen asleep again, Su Yizhen patted his face, and persuaded him: "Brother, can you get up first? This is a coffin, not a bed! Lying in a coffin is unlucky, and you are cursing yourself. wake up okay?"

Cang Yan was awakened by his patting, and leaned on his shoulder and whispered: "Then why did you curse yourself?"

Su Yizhen sighed: "I'm different, I'm a dead person myself."

Cang Yan suddenly woke up for a moment, propped his elbows on his shoulders, and said in a daze: "You are not dead, I will not let you die."

"...What, what nonsense are you talking about?" Su Yizhen was inexplicably dizzy, and slapped him on the face a few times, "What do you mean by that? What do you mean you won't let me die? "

"Boss...Boss, where are you?" Du Ruo got up in a daze, touched the side of the coffin and saw the people inside, he laughed and crawled inside, " I'm here, I'll come, I'll try too..."

"Don't!" Su Yizhen wanted to cry but had no tears, "I can't have a party here, can we all go out? I beg you!"

Before Du Ruo's foot stepped on the coffin board, Cang Yan "Hu Long" closed the coffin lid, said: "It's just the two of us." Then he fell asleep on Su Yizhen's body.

Su Yizhen: "..."

He vomits blood, this time he really vomits blood.

When Cang Yan woke up the next day with a sullen face, he was about to leave without even saying a word.Su Yizhen chased after him and sent him off a few steps, but finally couldn't help but said: "Hey, can you not let Feng He know what happened last night?"

Cang Yan paused, then turned around and said, "So what if you know, do you already regard him as yours?"

Su Yizhen: "You can think of it this way. I don't care if he accepts it or not. Anyway, if I like him, I have to express it. Of course, I don't want to let him know about things that will cause him to misunderstand. And you, you are easy to lose your temper after drinking. Do you know Dezhi? I advise you not to do deviant things while you are still with him. Even if the two of you change your mind, you should do other things after separation. This is respect."

"What about you?" Cang Yan was still standing a few steps away, "How could you be so unscrupulous when he still belonged to someone else? Don't you know that you will put him in a difficult situation? What about your respect?"

Su Yizhen was dumb, and said for a while: "Yes, I am an impulsive and reckless person. Before, I thought it was pitiful for him to be unhappy every day. I frantically confessed to him just to shake his heart, to call him He agreed to go with me. Now that I know his mind, I won’t do anything to embarrass him anymore, please don’t embarrass him either, I will take all the responsibilities.”

Cang Yan turned around and walked over, suddenly raised a hand to pinch his shoulder, and asked: "How can you take responsibility for him when you are far away? How do you know how he spends his days in the palace every day? Since you like He should stay as close as possible to him, shouldn't he?"

Su Yizhen was stunned, and didn't come back to his senses until he felt pain in his shoulder bone.He said: "It's true, but even if I stay in Cangyu Palace, I can't see him. I just miss him every day, but I can't see him. It's really sad. And you drove me out, and now you say In this case, what do you think I can do? What do you think I am desperately looking for someone to learn from?"

Cang Yan: "Why did you tell me?"

Su Yizhen: "It's not for anything else, I just want to defeat you. If you say you admit defeat sincerely, then I will be liberated, and Feng He can be liberated too."

"Feng He doesn't accept you, not because you are not strong enough," Cang Yan let go of his hand in a daze, and asked again, "If you really defeat me in the future, what will happen?"

Su Yizhen: "No matter, I will leave here forever."

leave forever.Cang Yan repeated."Are you leaving forever?" he asked.

Su Yizhen nodded silently.

Cang Yan seemed to have made up his mind, and said: "Okay, you come back to Cang Yan Palace with me, and I will teach you swordsmanship myself."

Su Yizhen couldn't believe it: "Are you serious?"

Cang Yan: "Really."

Su Yizhen cheered happily: "Yes! That's great! My lord, please accept my apprentice's bow!" As he spoke, he was about to fall to his knees.

Cang Yan stopped him: "From now on, you don't have to kneel to anyone."

Su Yizhen: "That won't work, apprenticeship is apprenticeship, and there must be a sense of ritual. Master, go home with me first, and drink my apprenticeship tea to be considered a real apprenticeship. Otherwise, why don't you drive me out when you regret it later?" What to do? Let’s go, let’s go now.”

Cang Yan was dragged back to the bamboo house in the mountain by him, and was forced to sit on the top seat. Then Su Yizhen boiled water to make tea, knelt down in front of him to serve tea, and said: "Master, I have drunk my disciples. You can’t go back on your word if you don’t want to be a teacher, you will be a teacher for a day and a father for life, you must fulfill your responsibilities as a father, and you must never let others bully your children.”

Cang Yan was tongue-tied: "...Su Yizhen, you, you are just an apprentice, what does it have to do with your father and children? I never intend to be your father."

"Am I wrong?" Su Yizhen turned to Du Ruo, "I'm not wrong, right, a teacher is like a father, right?"

Du Ruo crossed his arms and said contemptuously: "Yes, yes, you are right! Boss, why are you so double-faced? Didn't you always say that this person is despicable, insidious, cunning, narrow-minded, and intolerant? Now And he insisted on accepting someone as his master..."

Su Yizhen blushed without knowing it, and argued: "Nonsense! I never said it!"

Du Ruo: "Why not? Can you testify freely, did he say it himself, saying that the big caterpillar Cang Yan dared to do his best in his own palace, and would wither when he went out, otherwise he wouldn't hide in the house every day. If you can’t come out of the Buddha Pagoda, maybe you can’t even beat the four major teachings under your sect. Changyan, did he say it?”

Changyan looked at the sky for a while and looked at the ground for a while, not knowing whether to nod or not.

Cang Yan said calmly, "Is this what this seat is like in your heart?"

"No! Absolutely not!" Su Yizhen said flatteringly, "That's all angry words. If you can't eat grapes, you can say that the grapes are sour. Please understand the abnormal psychology of the disadvantaged. Besides, from time to time, now you are my master. , I don’t dare to say what’s there anymore, not only I don’t say it myself, but anyone else who dares to say it, I will rush up and beat him up first.” After speaking, Du Ruo glanced at Du Ruo viciously, and Du Ruo immediately fell silent.

Cang Yan: "Okay, I believe you."

"Okay, master, please drink tea!" Seeing him drinking tea, Su Yizhen laughed happily, and suddenly asked, "Then what about my two friends? Can I bring them all over?"

Cang Yan: "..." made an inch of it.

"Master, Master, please, Master, just let me take them away, they are very pitiful!" Su Yizhen begged with all eyes.

Du Ruo coughed: "Well, big brother, thank you for your kindness, but Chang Yan and I are not pitiful at all..."

Su Yizhen: "Master! Master! Please, Master! Let me take them there!"

Du Ruo: "..." This boss doesn't listen to people.

Cang Yan had no choice but to turn to the two of them and said, "You guys are very talented, Duan Jiaoxi is the number one teacher in my palace, are you willing to be under the sect?"

Du Ruo was still hesitating but saw that Chang Yan had already nodded his head hastily, which made it difficult for him to even refuse, so he could only answer with a frown.

Su Yizhen was overjoyed: "Okay, it's settled! Stay for lunch today, and I'll give you dragon beard noodles. Let's go on the road after we're full!"