Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

The three of them forced the turbidity to a dead end, Su Yizhen swung his sword, Du Ruo and Changyan raised their knives, but the turbidity would still fuse after being chopped into pieces, and it couldn't be broken no matter what.Su Yizhen said to Du Ruo: "Either you take a deep breath and suck it into your stomach to digest it?"

Du Ruo shouted: "Don't trick me, what do you take me for?!"

Su Yizhen whispered: "Vacuum cleaner, range hood..."

Du Ruo: "I don't understand what you're saying, but if this kind of thing enters the stomach, it will definitely not end well. Just look at the family and you'll know. This turbid air may be the demon spirit of the snake spirit!"

Snake essence, wouldn't it be possible to grow into a snake essence face?There is no need for plastic surgery!If Du Ruo, a weeping man, had a snake-like face, he would definitely be more popular than a Thai transvestite!

Thinking of this Su Yizhen smiled, and cast a wink at Du Ruo: "Brother Du, if you can breathe this foul air into your stomach, I will marry you as my daughter-in-law and cook for you every day, so as not to waste your time." Hanging on a tree to be a bachelor! Hahaha..."

The corners of Du Ruo's eyes twitched a few times, and he replied, "Don't you cook for me every day now?"

Speak freely and gesture: It is about to run away, what should I do?

Su Yizhen: "Cold salad! Serve it together, use the power of love to influence it!" That's what he said, but he still raised his sword to chop it.The two men also waved their big sabers, and the sword energy and saber energy converged in one place, curling up into a huge circle of light.

The Sansi Sword belongs to the water system, the Tiansi ruler belongs to the soil system, and the Wuzhi knife belongs to the metal system. The three incompatible forces all wanted to swallow the turbid air, but they collided when they came into contact with each other.Seeing that this group of "power of love" was about to explode like a thunderbolt, suddenly a blue shadow descended, and with a light tap of one hand forward, the "power of love" dissipated like Tang Woxue.

Su Yizhen's Adam's apple rolled.

How come you can meet old goblins everywhere?Judging from the current cultivation of this dragon, it is really harder to defeat him than to eat shit.

Cang Yan squeezed the palm of his hand, and the turbid air got into his fingers inexplicably, as if it was his thing, and when he unfolded it, the turbid air had disappeared.

Su Yizhen: "Where did it go?"

Cang Yan said, "It's sucked into my stomach."

"..." Su Yizhen said, "Are you kidding? If you inhale that thing, you will turn into a snake face."

Cang Yan didn't know what a snake face was, so he didn't ask, and said calmly: "This seat is a dragon, and a dragon can swallow clouds and breathe out fog."

Oh yes yes yes, dragons are smoking guns.Su Yizhen pursed his lips and thought.

Du Ruo interjected inappropriately: "Boss, you said just now that if I suck the foul air into my stomach, you will marry me, is that still counting?"

Cang Yan said with a cold face, "It doesn't count."

"???" Su Yizhen said, "He's asking me."

Du Ruo: "Ah, yes, what I want to ask is, what should I do if the turbid air is sucked by him? Do you want to count?"

Su Yizhen: "Get out! Don't count!"

Cang Yan's expression became even more unkind, and he turned back to the topic and said, "You guys are too reckless, the energy of the sword can't hurt this kind of thing, it can only hurt yourself."

"Oh," Su Yizhen was inexplicably embarrassed, and asked, "Then what should we do now? There are still many people like this in the city."

Cang Yan: "Do you really want to help?"

Su Yizhen murmured: "Of course."

Cang Yan: "Then you go and gather all the people in the city who are infected with turbidity, and bring them here before dark, and use the Sansi Sword to force out the turbidity, and I will take them all into my belly."

Su Yizhen: "Oh."

The three began to go door to door looking for people infected with turbidity. Some of the symptoms were serious, and they were willing to go to the concentrated place by themselves after a little persuasion. It's cheating.There is no way, Su Yizhen came up with a bad idea in order to improve efficiency.

He said: "Do you still remember the people who were infected with turbidity?"

Du Ruo and Changyan nodded.

Su Yizhen: "We split up and took away things that are easy to grab and worth chasing from these people's homes, such as poultry, pets, money, and children if they don't have them."

Du Ruo hesitated: "This is not very good..."

Su Yizhen: "What's so bad about life and death? It's not that you won't pay it back."

Du Ruo: "Boss, didn't you come out here to save your reputation? What's the point of talking about reputation? It's just reached a new level on the blacklist."

Su Yizhen: "It's getting dark, do you have a more effective solution?" He turned to Changyan, "Are you willing to do it?"

Changyan nodded, even with a look of anticipation in his eyes.

Du Ruo rubbed his nose: "Hey, why are you so excited, kid... All right, just do what you say, and finish the task before dark."

The sun set, and even the sunset glow disappeared on the horizon, Cang Yan waited a little longer, he knew that person was always used to being late.But what he didn't expect was that when this person came, there was such a vigor and vigor. A group of people held sticks and touched bricks, shouted in unison to catch the thief, and rushed over.

Even though he had experienced countless storms and waves, he was still shocked, and then set up an enchantment around him.Su Yizhen crossed the barrier, but the group of people were trapped in it.

Su Yizhen gasped and said: "Brother Cangzhen, you are reliable! This group of people are too barbaric, and they don't even know how to appreciate my kindness."

Afterwards, Du Ruo and Chang Yan also rushed over in the same way, and Cang Yan set up two barriers to trap the crowd respectively, and he went straight to the theme: "Sacrifice the Sword of Thinking."

Su Yizhen did as he said, this time Sansijian "swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish, swish". After a lot of swipes, the turbidity in the barrier became more and more dense, and gradually there was a tendency of black clouds to overwhelm the top.Cang Yan flew into the air, but also simply stretched out a hand, and all the turbid air obediently entered into his palm, and was sucked away by him in a short while.

The parts that grew out of no reason for people without the turbid air infection gradually withered, and it was estimated that they would be necrotic and fall off in a few days.The people returned to normal, all cheered, knelt on the ground and shouted thanks to Cang Yan, touting him as a patron saint.

Su Yizhen: "..."

Why, what on earth is it, who took so much effort to get them here, it was Su Yizhen, and the Sansi Sword was also controlled by him, Su Yizhen, how did the old goblin get all the credit in the end?

He said angrily: "You have made a mistake, I am your savior, hey, hey, I am your savior—"

It's a pity no one listened to him.

Cang Yan's voice was not loud, but the crowd around him fell silent as soon as he spoke, and only heard him say: "A lot of poultry and wild game in Taoshan City are soaked in devilish energy, if people eat them, the same situation as before will happen. During this period of time, remember not to eat meat, and I will notify you in time after my disciples in the palace have dealt with the follow-up matters, and then you can resume eating."

Su Yizhen's throat rolled uncontrollably again, no, no meat?The three of them ate chicken at noon.

"Palace Master Cangzhen," he said against his will, stripping Cangzhen from the crowd, "Your old man has come all the way to Taoshan City to help. As the host, I should do my best as a landlord. Where am I a guest?"

Cang Yan: "No."

Su Yizhen: "Don't reject me, this is the first time I invite someone to be a guest."

Cang Yan hesitated, and after thinking about it, he replied: "I won't go."

"...I'm angry," Su Yizhen stalked, "It's already dark, and I still insist on refusing to invite you to be a guest. Do you still mind the provocation of Cangyu Palace? He was also a disciple of Cangyan Palace, so could it be that the Palace Master refuses to give this little face?"

Cang Yan: "What are you thinking?"

Su Yizhen pretended to be angry: "Forget it, if you don't go, you won't go, and you still doubt me, so just treat my kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs!"

"That's not what I meant," Cang Yan paused, "Okay, then let's go."

Su Yizhen was instantly happy: "Okay! Go home and cook!"

For dinner, he played well and made a full vegetarian dinner.Steamed mushrooms with bean curd sauce, yam eggs with honey, halogen goose with camellia sauce, crispy bamboo leaves... Finally, it is served with his peach blossom stuffing, which is perfect!

After the last dish was served, Su Yizhen put the green and lovely vegetables in front of him, and said to Cang Yan: "My lord, take a look, this dish is amazing. It can reduce fire and anger, and prevent colds. You Guess what it's called."

Cang Yan glanced at it, and saw that this plate of green vegetables looked like weeds, with strings and fangs and claws.He said, "I don't know."

Su Yizhen took one and put it into his mouth, his lips were glistening with juice, he sucked the greens into his mouth bit by bit like sucking noodles, and finally "slicked" for a while, Cang Cheng unconsciously moved his finger They all curled up, and quickly looked away.

"Hahaha, this dish is called asparagus, and I eat it every day." Su Yizhen squinted at him, with a teasing gleam in his eyes.

Du Ruo said: "That dish is not tasty, it's bitter, and you're the only one who likes it."

Su Yizhen: "What do you know? Bitter melon is also bitter. The more bitter it is, the better it is for health. This is the taste of life."

Du Ruo: "There are so many swear words, anyway, I don't like to eat, and Changyan doesn't like to eat either."

Su Yizhen kicked his stool leg: "I didn't ask you to eat it, I made it for myself, hum."

Cang Yan also picked up an entrance, and immediately put down his chopsticks: "It's really bitter. Do you eat it every day?"

Su Yizhen laughed again, and said, "Well, I'll make you another day to eat dragon beard crisps, it's sweet and soft, and it melts in your mouth."

Biting the last few words so hard, Cang Yan actually had the illusion that he was the dragon's beard crisp in his mouth, and couldn't help but feel hot on his cheeks.Knowing that he was joking on purpose, but couldn't think of a way to respond, Cang Yan paused for a while and said, "I don't like sweets."

Su Yizhen: "Oh, then the dragon beard noodles, it's not like I don't even like noodles."

Cang Yan: "...Stop talking."

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha... Su Yizhen was so happy that he almost had cramp while holding back his laughter.He thought to himself, this is molesting, Cang Zheng was molested to the point of being speechless, how can he be so happy after molesting Cang Zheng!

After tasting the dishes, several people started to drink. Su Yizhen had a good capacity for alcohol, so he got Cang Yan drunk at the dinner table, and even Du Ruo and Chang Yan, who were accompanying by the side, also got drunk.He secretly scolded the two guys for being useless, moved Cang Yan to the bed by himself, tied him up firmly, and hurriedly wrote a written statement.

Cang Yan was half dreaming and half awake, he noticed that his hands and feet were trapped and opened his eyes, and saw Su Yizhen sitting on him with raised eyebrows and smiling, stared for a moment, breathed out alcohol and asked: "Su Yizhen, what are you doing? "

Su Yizhen: "First of all, I want to ask you a question. I ate chicken at noon today. Please help me to see if I am infected with turbidity."

Cang Yan: "What do you think?"

Su Yizhen: "I can't feel it."

Cang Yan: "That is not."

Su Yizhen pulled out the Sansi sword and put it on his neck in a "squeaky" manner, threatening: "Don't try to perfuse me, look carefully."

Cang Cheng looked carefully.

Su Yizhen's appearance is good, his frame is better, his eyes are not too big and not too small, and they match his face perfectly.When his face is expressionless, he is a conspirator with secret thoughts, and when his eyebrows are raised, he becomes a passionate kind who does whatever he wants.The slightly raised corner of the mouth is half mean and half generous, which always arouses people's love and hate.

Cang Yan was drunk, and said drunken words to him: "It's too far away, I can see clearly only if you get closer."

Su Yizhen approached suspiciously, the ropes on Cang Yan's body suddenly snapped, and the Sansi sword fell to the ground. He took advantage of the momentum and pinned him down, and said simply: "Damn it, I'll help you!" Suck it out."

Before Su Yizhen could react, his lips covered the other's, and the tip of his tongue poked straight in.

Su Yizhen was dumbfounded, pushed him away with all his strength, and said angrily: "How dare the old goblin lie to me! After drinking a little wine, he will go crazy with alcohol, and he doesn't even look at who the target is." , if you want to have sex after drinking, you should at least separate male and female!"

Cang Yan didn't make a sound, he fell asleep.

Su Yizhen spit out something crazy, pulled his face to wake him up, and asked him: "Are you worthy of Fenghe like this? Although Fenghe has me, I don't need you to be sorry..." He raised his head According to the text, "Cangzhen, can you tell me 'I lost to Su Yizhen', okay? If you say a word, I will let you go, otherwise I will cut off your dragon horn and grind it into a sword later. make."

Cang Yan didn't hesitate at all, and whispered to him: "I, Cang Jia, lost to Su Yizhen, I lost, I lost to Su Yizhen."

Su Yizhen: "..."

so easy?That's it?

"It turns out that you are afraid of being cut off from the dragon's horn. If I knew it would be so easy, why would I go to such great lengths? I have suffered so much because of you in the past few years, and it's not worth it!" Su Yizhen sighed and said again. , "Since you recognize it, can you just press a fingerprint?"

Cang Yan still didn't hesitate, and immediately stamped his fingerprints.

Su Yizhen was completely dumbfounded.

Dragons are such easy-going animals?Looking at Cang Yan's soft and handsome face, he always felt that it seemed real and unreal, as if he had never known him before.

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Kiss, finally, Cang Cheng summoned up his courage...