Carrying the wrong sedan chair to marry the wrong wife

After the battle in the lecture hall, Shen Wenchang was extremely anxious. She was avenged by that dead woman in public. How could she bear it?

After class was over, they made an appointment with Tang Hongfei and lay in ambush in the withered grass on both sides of the downhill. The four of them squatted there, took out the firecrackers, untied them into individual small ones, prepared flint and steel, and lit a stick of incense. , waiting for the woman to pass by.

At first, the eyes of a few people were very bright, staring at the gate of the academy, but they waited and waited until their feet became numb, and the dead woman was nowhere to be seen, and the incense in their hands was almost half burned.

But it turned out that Lu Qingyi teased Shen Wenchang in the lecture hall, knowing that it was not the master's job to paint the student's face, so after leaving the lecture hall, he went to the head of the mountain to plead guilty.

The head of the mountain is not to blame. The students like Shen Wenchang can't be suppressed with gentleness. Not only does the head of the mountain not blame, but he and Lu Qingyi discuss poetry while drinking tea. The more they talk, the more they appreciate it.He had to admire the prefect of Lu for teaching such an outstanding daughter, but it was a pity that his old Zhao had no children, otherwise such a good daughter-in-law would never be snatched away by others.

The two talked for more than an hour, and for a while it was called a year-end friendship. It was not day and dusk, how could the head of the mountain be willing to let people go.

And the four of Shen Wenchang were lying carelessly in the grass at this time, they were tired of waiting.

Shen Wenchang wondered: "What did that dead woman do? How long has it been? If she doesn't come out again, the sun will go down."

"Could it have already left? We didn't see it?" Tang Hongfei asked with a piece of dead grass in his mouth.

"Impossible!" Shen Wenchang sat up abruptly, squinted his eyes, and uprooted a dead grass beside him, saying: "I can recognize her even when it turns into ashes, and I will never let her go."

"Then, shall we wait?" Xu Jinwen asked in a low voice.

"Wait, I will never give up with her." Shen Wenchang thought of the three turtles on his face, and he had to thank that girl, she didn't pour a bucket of water down, she took the opportunity to wipe the turtles on her face, and came out After leaving the lecture hall, she was seen by the visiting teacher, who spread the word ten times, and her fame was ruined by that dead woman.

"Shh, it's coming out, look quickly." Zhu Fugui kept staring at the door, and when he saw someone coming out, he hurriedly said in a low voice.

Hearing this, Shen Wenchang got up vigorously, knelt down on one knee, pushed aside the dead grass and saw that it was really that dead woman, and she finally came out.

"Get ready!" Shen Wenchang was overjoyed and called the four of them to get ready.

When Lu Qingyi and the girl Xiaorou quickly approached, several people lit small firecrackers and threw them out one by one.

The firecrackers landed not far in front of Lu Qingyi, and there was only a bang. Lu Qingyi trembled in fright, and Xiaorou screamed in fright.

The few people inside the withered grass heard the sound, held back their laughter and continued to throw it outside.

Lu Qingyi's face was livid when she saw the hairband blowing in the wind in the withered grass. Who did she have a grudge against in the academy?It was nothing more than that ruffian, who seemed to have suffered less in the classroom today, so he walked towards the grass with light steps.

The little girl outside, Xiaorou, continued to scream louder than louder.

Lu Qingyi approached from the side, and clearly saw the four people lighting firecrackers with their heads down, and throwing them out. They were so busy that they didn't even have time to look outside.Lu Qingyi raised the corner of her mouth, approached gently, slowly raised her foot, and stepped on the small firecracker that Shen Wenchang had just picked up.

The three of Tang Hongfei looked up, and stood there in a daze, yes, they were caught straight, oh my god, they knew they couldn't follow Mancang to mess around.

Shen Wenchang stopped and looked at the very white shoes quietly. At this time, women's shoes suddenly appeared. What does it mean?Description was found.

Shen Wenchang's brain was spinning rapidly, he raised his hand and hit Lu Qingyi's feet fiercely twice, Lu Qingyi raised his foot in pain and let out a muffled cry.

"Jinwen, look, you stomped my firecrackers with your foot, you said, today is a good day, and I was going to set off firecrackers to celebrate Master Lu's first day in the academy, but you are fine, yes, let it go No, buy a loud firecracker another day, it’s late today, let’s go home.” Shen Wenchang was talking to himself, but he didn’t dare to look up at the woman next to him from the beginning to the end, so he stood sideways and stood up. Before taking a step, she felt a foot attached to her ass, and then she was kicked out with force.

Shen Wenchang threw himself straight on the steps, his chin knocked extremely anxiously.Before he had any time to relieve the pain, a foot kicked vigorously on his waist.

"Bastard, dare to bully my young lady." Xiaorou stomped hard on her feet.

"Oh, it hurts, it hurts." Shen Wenchang cried.

Lu Qingyi walked in front of Shen Wenchang step by step, the back of her foot was still aching from the bastard's hammer, she was so big, let alone being beaten, she had never heard harsh words, how could she bear this grievance?

Shen Wenchang lay on the ground, saw the pair of white shoes in front of him, and swallowed guiltily.

"Shen Wenchang, my master is going to your house to sue you for beating me." Master Lu's angry voice came from above Shen Wenchang's head.

"No." Shen Wenchang was startled, and hugged Lu Qingyi's legs with both arms, "Don't complain."

"What are you doing? Let go." Lu Qingyi panicked, and a strong sense of powerlessness as a scholar met Bing hit her heart. Hasn't this person heard of men and women not kissing each other?

Seeing this, Xiaorou exerted more force on her feet, until the three of Tang Hongfei, who were squatting in the dry grass, could clearly hear the creaking sound of their waists about to break.

The three of them looked at Shen Wenchang sympathetically, it wasn't that they didn't show up to help, it's really not good to have hands and feet with women.

Shen Wenchang scolded Xiaorou's eight generations of ancestors in pain. If someone else had done it, she would have taken action long ago. If such a weak and weak woman was beaten by her, she would look down on herself, let alone others pointing at her.

"Hey, that girl, take your feet away, I won't be serious with you because I see you as a woman, you must know, I am proficient in all kinds of martial arts, if I didn't see you as a woman, I would have killed you a long time ago." You hit it, oops, don't, don't step on it." Shen Wenchang was still talking to himself recklessly, before he was trampled on by Xiao Rou until it hurt.

"Woo!" Shen Wenchang recognized the bear, "Please forgive me."

"You really know you're wrong?" Lu Qingyi tried her best to hold back, if it wasn't for the unexplainable reason in her heart, she would have gone back and told her father to arrest this person and give him a few boards to improve his memory.

"I know, I know." Shen Wenchang nodded his head like a garlic, a good man does not suffer from immediate losses, and has a grudge to report.

It was impossible for Lu Qingyi to spare Shen Wenchang easily, so she had to decide something today, and said, "I can forgive you today, just promise me three things."

"What?" Shen Wenchang raised his head to look at Lu Qingyi, "Take advantage of the fire, what if you let me kill someone?"

Lu Qingyi ignored Shen Wenchang, who was furious, and said, "The first thing is to fill up the water tank outside the lecture hall every morning before class. I will obey. The third thing is, don’t say that I have the face of a winter melon, otherwise, I will make you a face of a winter melon first, and there will still be punishments for the yamen to slap your face."

"Oh, my waist is broken, oh, my head hurts, oh, I'm fainted." After Shen Wenchang said, he put his head on the steps and closed his eyes.

"Pfft." Xu Jinwen hid in the withered grass and laughed out loud.

"Damn Xu Jinwen, wait for me!" Shen Wenchang closed his eyes, cursing inwardly, gnashing his teeth with hatred, it's fine if he doesn't come out to help, but he still laughs at her?

"If you keep on pretending, I'll just let the yamen servant carry you into the yamen." After Lu Qingyi finished speaking, seeing that Shen Wenchang hadn't responded, she said to Xiaorou, "Xiaorou, tie him under the tree over there, and then call someone back." .”

"Yes, miss." Xiaorou let go of her feet, then bent down to pull Shen Wenchang's arm.

"Hmm, where is this? What happened to me just now?" Shen Wenchang raised his hand and touched his temple, as if he was extremely weak.

"Promise or not?" Lu Qingyi ignored Shen Wenchang's poor acting skills and asked straight to the point.

Shen Wenchang stopped pretending, stood up with his arms on his waist, and said angrily: "I'm afraid of you, can it be done? As long as you promise not to go to my house to file a complaint within three days, the first and last of your three items will be fine. All agreed."

"What about the second one?" Lu Qingyi raised an eyebrow.

"Only the second fool agrees. If you let me die and hit the wall in the academy, I have to commit suicide if I don't want to die." Shen Wenchang said and turned to look at the three people in the dry grass, "If you don't save me, you three I will break up with you in the future."

"Come on, the warehouse is full." The three of them came out one after another.

Xu Jinwen smiled and said, "Is your waist hurt? Come on, brother help you go home."

Shen Wenchang squinted at Xu Jinwen, and then grinned. Just when Xu Jinwen noticed the strangeness, he was already restrained by Shen Wenchang's arm.

"You said I was a tortoise in the morning, and laughed at me in the afternoon. I think you will come to play with me next time." There were four knocks on the back.

"Can the grievances between you two be settled after we leave?" Lu Qingyi said, "Since the second article does have some loopholes, let's let go of the second article today, and I will let you know when I go back and repair it." Said Stop holding the hem of the skirt and go down the mountain step by step.

Shen Wenchang looked at Lu Qingyi's back and pondered for a long time, then looked at the three people beside him and said: "In the past, everyone went in and out together, but today we are in trouble, but the three of you stand by and become cowards, talk about it yourself, should you make up for it?" Make up for it?"

"Success, we really don't have husbands today. Mancang, tell me, what do you want me to do? I will do anything for my brother." Tang Hongfei said and patted his chest.

"Yes, yes, tell me when you are full." Zhu Fugui echoed.

"Hey, what about you, Xu Niangpi." After Shen Wenchang finished speaking, he slightly squeezed the hand that was holding Xu Jinwen's arm.

"Oh, me too, me too." Xu Jinwen shouted.

Shen Wenchang was very satisfied, let go of Xu Jinwen's arm, and said: "Just now, you also heard that every day before class, you have to fill up the water in the water tank. As the saying goes, brothers have blessings and share sorrows. Do you think it is true or not? ?”

Hearing this, Xu Jinwen raised his hand and touched his shoulder, feeling a little scared.

"Let's take ten days and one ten days off. In the first three days, Hongfei will pick, after that, we will pick wealth and honor for three days, and then we will pick Wenwen for three days. I won't trouble you for the rest, I will pick it myself."

Xu Jinwen whispered after hearing the words: "Isn't there only one day left?"

"Why don't you choose four days?" Shen Wenchang pouted while holding her waist, with an aggrieved expression.

"No, no, no." Xu Jinwen shook his head, and then said with a smile: "Three days, three days, but I am so weak, if you do well, two days is enough."

Shen Wenchang rolled Xu Jinwen's eyes, snorted, and supported her waist to go down the mountain.

"Oh, full warehouse, come, come, let me help you." Xu Jinwen followed with a hippie smile.