Carrying the wrong sedan chair to marry the wrong wife

Lu Qingyi was extremely angry, raised her finger to the door, and glared at Shen Wenchang.

When Shen Wenchang heard this, he was stunned. He was going to be kicked out of the lecture hall, and the patrolling teacher outside must make a note of himself, and he might go home to sue.

"Master Lu, it's your first day of class today, so let him go." Tang Hongfei said good things for Shen Wenchang while tugging at Shen Wenchang's robe.

Shen Wenchang wanted to say something soft, but he couldn't save face. Originally, she didn't know many things, so it was the woman who insisted on asking.

After listening to Tang Hongfei's words, Lu Qingyi came to her senses, and kicked the students out of the classroom on the first day of teaching. No matter what the reason was, she was irrational and generous.But she is not willing to forgive those who slander her appearance like this.

"Student Shen, since someone pleaded for you, I will forgive you this time, but as the saying goes, capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped."

After hearing this, Shen Wenchang was even more frightened. It would be better for her to go out, her small eyes were full of panic, and she asked, "What do you want to do?"

"Can you do a horse stance?" Lu Qingyi asked.

What did Shen Wenchang think, it turned out that punishing her to do a horse stance was a piece of cake for her, she could do a horse stance for an hour.

"Yes, is that so?" Shen Wenchang withdrew the stool and took a standard horse stance behind the desk.

Lu Qingyi raised her eyes to look at Shen Wenchang, she seemed to have practiced.Lu Qingyi pondered for a moment, raised her hand to beckon Xiao Rou, whispered for a while, Xiao Rou went out with a smile.

When Shen Wenchang saw Xiaorou's smile before leaving, he was terrified.

"Student Shen, the horse is very steady." Lu Qingyi said, and slapped the brand new book on Shen Wenchang's desk on Shen Wenchang's head.

"What are you going to do?" Shen Wenchang didn't dare to move his head, squinted his eyes, and looked angrily at Master Lu next to him.

"This is Zamabu, with books on your head, but the weight of the books is not enough." Lu Qingyi folded her arms and looked at Shen Wenchang calmly.

After saying that, Xiao Rou came in with two bricks in her hands, and slapped them on Shen Wenchang's desk.

Seeing this, everyone looked at Shen Wenchang as if watching lively.

Zhu Fugui shuddered a little, and he was not afraid of riding a horse with a full warehouse. Then, wouldn't he be exhausted if he walked with a brick on his head?

"Think! Do! What! What!" Shen Wenchang's eyes were terrified, this dead woman, wouldn't she get a brick on her head?

Lu Qingyi smiled slowly under the veil, picked up the brick with her slender hands, and carefully placed it on the book on Shen Wenchang's head.

"I see that you still have the strength to shout, so two bricks won't be a problem." Lu Qingyi said and put another brick on it.

"Surnamed Lu, you are so cruel, no wonder you have a wax gourd face." Shen Wenchang was very angry, and while talking, he carefully supported the books and bricks so that they would not fall off.

Everyone whispered to each other after hearing the words, and looked at Master Lu with strange eyes.

And Lu Qingyi was almost cheated, and her appearance was repeatedly slandered, which is tolerable or unbearable.Picking up Shen Wenchang's brush, dipped it in ink, and walked towards Shen Wenchang's face that deserved a beating without hesitation.

"Hey, winter melon face." Shen Wenchang watched the brush coming towards her face in horror, and stared at Lu Qingyi angrily and helplessly.

After Lu Qingyi put away his pen, Shen Wenchang took a deep breath and turned to look at Tang Hongfei: "What did you paint on my face with a winter melon face?"

"Man, full warehouse, it's better that you don't know!" Tang Hongfei suppressed his laughter, and finally couldn't help laughing out loud.

Seeing this, Shen Wenchang became more and more angry, and turned his head to look around. In an instant, the whole room burst into laughter.

Shen Wenchang gritted his teeth, looked at Zhu Fugui and Xu Jinwen who turned their heads, and said, "Fugui, Jinwen, tell me, what did she draw on my face?"

"I drew a..." Zhu Fugui couldn't bear it, and was about to say it, but was stopped by Xu Jinwen next to him, Xu Jinwen smiled and said: "It's full, it's okay, Master Lu just drew you."

"Pfft, hahahahaha." After Xu Jinwen finished speaking, the whole room burst into laughter again.

"Fart, Jinwen, are you a brother?" Shen Wenchang was angry, and everyone laughed, and Xu Jinwen must be teasing himself.

Seeing that Shen Wenchang was angry, Xu Jinwen hurriedly said: "The warehouse is full, don't be angry, it can be washed off, Master Lu just drew three turtles."

Shen Wenchang trembled when he heard the words, and shouted directly: "Xu Niangpi, I am a turtle? Is this called painting me?"

Seeing that Shen Wenchang's fur had exploded, Lu Qingyi laughed softly.

Shen Wenchang heard squinting eyes and said bitterly: "What are you laughing at? I'm better than you, I can wash it off, but you always have a wax gourd face."

"You!!!" Lu Qingyi had the urge to slap someone.

"What about me? I'm not right, you take off your veil, let everyone see how ugly Mrs. Lu is." Shen Wenchang raised his eyebrows, and he was sure in his heart that this woman would not take it off.

Lu Qingyi trembled with anger, yes, she really wouldn't pick it off, she was still in her boudoir, how could she be willing to show her true face in front of others.

"Hello, it's fine, just bear the bricks and look like a turtle, and spend this day happily." Lu Qingyi said, turned and left.

Xiaorou waved her fist at Shen Wenchang, and if she provoked her lady again, she would beat the ruffian to the ground with one punch.

Shen Wenchang didn't count it, he only thought that it took an hour to reach the sky, so why did it take a day.

"Hey, you want to be fined for one day? That would kill people." Shen Wenchang roared, if it wasn't for thinking about riding a horse, who would suffer this crime and be punished obediently, she Shen Wenchang is not a fool.

Lu Qingyi stood still in front of her, although she knew that she would not be fined for a day, but at this moment she wanted to get angry with that person, "Let's talk about it after you get tired."

"You woman, you have a heart of snakes and scorpions. Be careful that you are eaten by your kind on the way down the mountain." Shen Wenchang replied.

"Miss, don't believe him, there are no snakes in this autumn." Rou'er said, turning her head and glaring at Shen Wenchang fiercely.

"Who, who said there is no, here is Nantong, with many mountains and insects." Shen Wenchang made up nonsense.

Lu Qingyi didn't believe it, she gave Shen Wenchang a blank look, and continued to ask questions for the students below.

"Miss, it's time for a stick of incense." Rou'er saw that the incense had burned out.He stepped forward to remind.

Lu Qingyi turned back to the first row when she heard the words.

The students in the first row still respected their teachers, bowed and said: "The clouds are desolate and the moon is shining, the palace of the Han family is moving in high autumn, the remnant stars are full of geese, and the flute sounds and people lean on the building."

Lu Qingyi nodded when she heard the words, and asked, "Isn't this student from Nantong?"

"Go back to Master, the student's home is in Saibei."

"Thinking of angelica." Lu Qingyi read the feeling of thinking of returning from his poem, and was about to continue commenting, only to hear a bump from behind, the brick fell to the ground, and Shen Wenchang fell down.

Lu Qingyi didn't care about anything else, and walked over quickly.

Tang Hongfei, Zhu Fugui, and Xu Jinwen immediately surrounded Shen Wenchang, and the three shouted urgently: "The warehouse is full, wake up, what's wrong with you?"

"Master, Mancang may have passed out, please allow us to take him home, Master."

"Since I've passed out, it's better to take a look at it on the spot. My personal maid, Xiaorou, is very good at curing fainting situations." Lu Qingyi straightened her body, and she happened to see Shen Wenchang lying on the ground and blinking at Tang Hongfei.

"Ah?" Xiao Rou opened her mouth and looked at her own lady uncertainly, "Miss, am I good at it?"

"You're good at it." Lu Qingyi returned.

Xiaorou panicked, this person passed out, what if he really saw Hades?

"Little Miss, I'm good at it." Xiaorou's voice trembled.

Seeing this, Lu Qingyi leaned over to Xiaorou and whispered in Xiaorou's ear.

"Oh~ Miss, don't worry, Xiaorou is good at this situation, wait for me, I'll be here soon." Xiaorou said and ran out.

Xiaorou's running like this made Shen Wenchang, who was lying on the ground pretending to be unconscious, feel very nervous. What did this girl do?Why do you feel flustered.

When Xiaorou came back, she carried a bucket of water and put it next to Shen Wenchang's head with a bump, which made Shen Wenchang, who was pretending to be unconscious with his eyes closed, tremble with fright.

"Did you see that, seeing this bucket of water, even when he's unconscious, his body reacts, wait for the bucket of water to go down, and keep him alive and kicking." Xiaorou rolled up his sleeves after saying that, "It's started." After saying that, he picked up the bucket .

It was too late to say that, Shen Wenchang suddenly stood up, his eyes were dull, he stretched his arms towards the door, jumped for a while, seeing no response from the crowd, he continued to jump out like a zombie face.

Jumped three times and stopped as a bucket of cold water was poured over her head.

Shen Wenchang endured and endured, raised his hand to wipe his face, and when he turned his head, the water on his face and hair sprinkled to both sides.Shen Wenchang pointed at Xiaorou angrily, took two steps towards Xiaorou and stood still, remembering the three-day agreement, his face turned from anger to sincerity, he clasped his fists and bowed his head, and said, "Thank you chivalrous woman for saving my life. "

Lu Qingyi laughed, and laughed out loud.

"You're welcome." Xiao Rou patted Shen Wenchang's shoulder.

"Since the clothes are wet, I'll go to the academy and get another one to put on. After I'm done dressing, I'll go back and walk on horseback, with a brick on my head."

Shen Wenchang tried his best to raise a smile: "Okay!" After speaking, he walked out step by step very steadily under the watchful eyes of everyone.

Walking to the back of the lecture hall, Shen Wenchang jumped up and down several times in anger, she was so angry that she was not good with that woman and let it go!

"Shen Wenchang, what are you doing?" The master patrolling the academy saw a student jumping, biting his fist, and waving his arms angrily at a tree.

Shen Wenchang immediately stood still when he heard the sound, and slowly turned around to look at the patrolling teacher, and said with a smile: "I didn't do anything, the student just fainted, and someone poured a bucket of water, hey, it's alright, I'm not dizzy anymore , my head doesn't hurt anymore."

"Okay, okay, go and change your clothes, so you can go back to class." The inspector waved his hand.

"Hey, good." After saying that, Shen Wenchang turned around and ran away with a whoosh.

"This Shen Wenchang, something's wrong, he must have poured a bucket of water down, and made his head stupid." The inspector shook his head, and continued to patrol around with a ruler.