[Zhongyingmei] I have a four-dimensional pocket

"So you are the alien that General Zod said? No wonder you can easily lift a motorcycle, what else can you do? Eat two buckets of chicken legs for a meal? Do you also have a hammer that no one else can gather together?"

Clark Kent, who was startled by a door that suddenly appeared out of nowhere in his rented house, and was seen by Iron Man wearing the Captain America uniform watching a subtle musical, has already passed through the pink wooden door When he came to the Avengers Building, since Love explained that he was a new employee of Stark Industries, Tony did not directly throw him into the isolation room to communicate, but let him sit on the sofa in the living room relatively friendly.

The Star Wars III movie was still playing on the TV, but it had been muted, and Love was sitting next to him, staring at him and asking non-stop, with tiny twinkling stars in her beautiful blue eyes.

Since she was the one who found him, and this person was her hired subordinate, Tony, Steve, and Clint, who had just been released from the room, had no room to intervene.

However, Clint's expression and eyes, which are no different from Tony's, "fuck aliens are also fans of Captain America", can't be ignored.

Clark twitched the corner of his mouth almost inaudibly, feeling that the focus of these people was not right.

He would dress like this and watch that video for work, work!Boss, can't you explain it to me?

Well, his boss is trying to figure out how his abilities differ from Thor's.

"I don't have a hammer I can't lift," he replied good-naturedly.

But he still remembered that he had once seen the girl in front of him take out a dozen identical Thor's hammers from the pocket of Mystery.

"Then, maybe you can tell me your story? Don't worry, if General Zod and the others are not looking for you to send you home kindly, then I will protect you. After all, you signed a contract with me. And our Avengers will not allow innocent people to be hurt. Oh no, I don’t seem to be an Avenger.”

Tony immediately patted her on the shoulder with one hand: "Your uniform has the Avenger logo on it. As long as your father agrees, you are an Avenger."

Love jerked his head up and looked at the blond sweetheart's face.

Although whether she is an Avenger is not that important to her, but when she is pretending to be external, it is still a bit cooler to say "we are Avengers" than "we are magical girls".

Steve, who never refused Love's request, gently stroked her hair: "As you wish, Love, now you are also a member of the Avengers."

The blonde girl raised the corners of her mouth and looked at Clark, who still had a serious expression, with a smile: "Just feel free to pick out what you can tell us. I checked your information after I hired you. You have been born since you were born. Living on the earth, Louise also said that you have saved many people, so you shouldn’t join forces with aliens to invade the earth, right?”

"I won't invade the earth," Clark replied. Looking at the confident face of the blonde girl and Iron Man's trusting attitude, he felt a little bit more confident. After all, this is a strange girl who can take out Thor's hammer. , "Actually, it was only last year that I knew my life experience, and I found my planet——the site of Krypton left on Earth."

Goldilocks looked at him with intense interest.

"My planet has been destroyed due to over-exploitation of resources," he said in a heavy tone, "General Zod realized the crisis of over-exploitation of resources before the planet was destroyed and attempted a coup, but was later captured and imprisoned in the ghost zone , they... are probably the last members of Krypton besides me."

Love froze.

This setting of overexploitation of resources leading to the destruction of the planet seems a bit familiar...

"So why did they come to you?" Tony asked.

Clark shook his head: "I don't know."

"Since you don't know, let's have a good talk with him tomorrow." The real fight can force Love to make a final decision on this matter, "They threaten to attack the earth by handing you over." , This is equivalent to a declaration of war between the stars, as our Avengers who have carried the Thanos Legion head-on, we will never show weakness, but you can rest assured, I will let them live."

Clark was silent for a while: "I'm not sure you have that much power."

Love blinked: "I'm very strong, really, I'm really good at blinking a planet in seconds."

She has infinity gems as a cheat, no matter who she is against, unless she is against the goddess of nemesis who created these gems, there is almost no possibility of defeat, and——

"Do you think that you Kryptonians have no weaknesses?"

The blonde girl smiled confidently and flamboyantly.

It's just a pity that everyone didn't eat the meal cooked by Captain America that night, but ordered takeaway, and Clark was left by Love to eat together.In between waiting for takeout, after having a full-body scan (actually Tony wanted to do a blood test but the needle couldn't get into his skin), he was forced to confront Love about the good he's done since graduating from college and wandering the world The rescued person recalled as much as possible and said it, and then was quickly checked and recorded by the artificial intelligence Jarvis.He subconsciously felt that the blonde girl wanted to help him establish a certain position, which was very beneficial for him to gain a foothold on the earth. Others seemed to be aware of this, and when they looked at the girl, there was always something too much in their eyes tender affection.

Before leaving, Clint patted Steve on the shoulder solemnly: "Your daughter is such a good girl." After receiving Steve's proud eyes of "My girl is the best in the world, you can go envious", He added another sentence secretly, "But she ate at least half a bucket of ice cream this afternoon, which is the bucket I ate with my arms."

Love, who clearly heard these words, froze all over: ... Fuck.

#Agreed not to betray me:)#

#Don't Trust Dirty Adults Anymore :)#

Tony has contacted the military through Jarvis, informing them that the nominated aliens have been found by their Avengers. The Avengers will take full responsibility for these aliens who may attack the earth, and guarantee zero casualties, and allow tomorrow On-site media used drones for live broadcast shooting.

This news was immediately reported and rebroadcasted by the media all over the world. For a while, hundreds of media who wanted to get the right to broadcast the live broadcast tomorrow called Stark Industries. In the end, Tony negotiated with the US military and the government. The U.S. military sent out drones to shoot, and the video will be shared with the world.

After Clark left, Dr. Banner came late, leaving him only half-warm pizza and not-so-cold Coke, but he didn't mind these, he cared more about the news just now.

"You found the alien? Where is he?"

Love shrugged: "I just sent him home, don't worry, everything is under control."

Tony also came over at this time, sat on the sofa opposite her, and pushed the empty pizza box on the table inside: "Little Ding Dong, what do you mean when you say that Kryptonians have weaknesses? His medical examination The result is astonishing enough, as far as the surface is concerned, the hardness is far superior to that of Zhenjin, even if it is a nuclear bomb, it will not kill him."

"This one," Love licked her lips, reached into her pocket and took out a small piece of emerald-like ore. She browsed the information that suddenly appeared in her mind and explained , "This is called kryptonite, and it is probably a super lethal weapon for Kryptonians."

"Wow, just this little rock?" Tony wanted to touch it, but Love stopped him.

"Why do you want to do everything directly, Tony, you are an old bear child, this thing has a little radiation, although it is not serious, but it is best not to touch it with bare hands, of course it has no effect on me." She tilted her head, "But it seems There are also many types of kryptonite..."

After thinking about it, she put her hand into her pocket again, and after a while, she took out several ores of different colors.

The older bear child Tony twitched the corners of his mouth, a little wanting to pat her on the head.

"Let's see, the green one can make Kryptonians very weak, the red one can make Kryptonians lose their sense of morality, uh, it seems a bit dangerous, the golden one can permanently eliminate the abilities of Kryptonians, and the silver one can It can make Kryptonians hallucinate, and the black piece can make Kryptonians schizophrenic... It seems that there are many other kinds, such as those that turn small animals into super animals, and those that destroy flowers and plants. I will not take them out one by one. Tomorrow's meeting with the Kryptonians, as long as Clark and I go alone."

Who will she play this time...

Steve shook his head in disapproval: "Only you two are too dangerous, we can stand by a little further away, provide you with cover and—"

"No! Dad! You stay here and no one comes with me!" Goldilocks almost screamed in protest. "Let me face the storm, bah, aliens! I don't want to be with them." It's too bad for the image to be knocked down by one's own people halfway through the talk!"

Steve shifted back guiltily, recalling the tragedy of nearly blowing his own girl's head off just a few days ago.

Tony also looked at the ceiling silently, recalling the tragedy when she suddenly appeared in front of his palm gun when she went on an extraterrestrial tour, and was almost shot in the head by him.

"Can these ores be used for research?" Dr. Banner asked.

Love tilted his head and thought for a while: "You can, but Tony must wear a full set of protective clothing against radiation. If you touch this thing too much, you will get cancer."

Tony, the only normal human being in the room, rolled his eyes speechlessly.

"Little Ding Dong, don't worry about kryptonite, come and try your new battle suit."

"Battle suit? New battle suit?!" Love's eyes sparkled, she immediately jumped off the sofa, followed Tony into the laboratory, and then felt her eyes flashed, "...wait Yes, you said this suit of armor was made for me?"

"Isn't this your color scheme, Tinker Bell?"

Tony proudly stopped by the side of his new armor, patted the shoulder of his new armor, and wrote "Am I awesome?" Love twitched the corners of his mouth numbly, and still Mo took a step back.

"May I ask... why... is it... this shape?" What is her color scheme!

The round head, round belly, and round hands are still a ball armor. This amazing blue and white color scheme, and the yellow bell on the neck, is simply a magnified Doraemon!

"This is the armor and color scheme that suits you best for Tinker Bell, isn't it good?" Tony seemed to have not noticed Love's tangled expression at all, "The internal control armor developed based on the anti-Hulk armor is extremely resistant to attacks." High, the interior is equipped with Jarvis's system, although it is not nano-material, it cannot be stored, but you are not in a hurry. Wear this tomorrow, there is enough space for you to take things from your pockets, and there is an opening in the middle of the front , can let you throw things out, you can go in and try it out.”

Although a little dissatisfied with the shape and color scheme, Love is quite interested in the function of the battle suit, let alone equipped with Jarvis. Anyway, she is not going to use the original body to play the next day, and the hiding effect of the battle suit is better. a little.

Love, who got into the chubby belly of the armor and took a few simple steps by giving Jarvis an order, finally happily accepted the suggestion to wear this armor and talk about life with the Kryptonians.

The next morning, when Love and Steve went to the Avengers Building to report, they heard from Jarvis that Clark had come to the top of the building wearing a costume that probably belonged to their planet, and he must have flown over.The first time she saw Clark, Love stared at his tight uniform and couldn't help crying out.

"You are Superman?!"

Hearing this, Steve turned around, and also looked at the man who was walking towards them at this time, wearing a red and blue tights and a red cape behind his back, and his eyes stayed on the "S" on his chest.

He still remembers very clearly that it was the first time his little girl went out to play with him, to the Captain America Memorial.In order to hide her identity, the little girl took out a pair of black-rimmed glasses called "Superman's Superman's Identity-Hiding Super Glasses" and gave him the black-rimmed glasses. The glasses were magically enchanted, and wearing them was like changing a different person. No one ever recognized him.And, after sending her home that evening, she took out from her pocket a tight-fitting uniform with a red and blue cape and a special material. At that time, he declined the little girl's request to let him try it on. Come on, if he had, then he and Clark would have passed each other's uniforms.

... It's a good thing he didn't wear it.

Clark was at a loss for this: "What is Superman?"

"Superman is you! The unknown superhero that always pops up in my brain - never mind, since you usually wear those glasses and now you are wearing this tights, then you are called Superman." Goldilocks said After finishing, he muttered again, "...Anyway, after joining the Avengers, you need a code name."

The super-hearing Kryptonian Clark and the super-soldier Steve, who has a hearing far beyond ordinary people, both heard her mutter. Steve immediately smiled gently, and after a short moment in a daze, Clark also showed the blonde nice smile.

His gratitude can hardly be described in words.

He never thought that there would be a person who would treat such an overpowering outsider like him with all kindness. She not only accepted him, threatened to protect him, but also prepared for him to be able to continue on after this incident. Stay on the earth's way.

What a warm, kind girl she is.

For this, he had nothing to repay.

So the curly-haired man from Krypton replied in a very gentle tone: "Okay, then my code name from now on will be called Superman."

The author has something to say: Love: Actually, if it weren’t for your big breasts and good looks, emmmmm

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