[Zhongyingmei] I have a four-dimensional pocket

The weapons used by the robbers to threaten bank staff and customers were indeed related to the Chitauri weapons, but they were not lost in the New York War, but were transformed with the power of the core after the energy core was removed. Weapons more suitable for humans.

These energy cores were completely collected and taken care of by the Damage Control Bureau, an organization established in cooperation between the government and Stark Industries, after the end of the New York War, but it was also within Tony's expectation that some fish slipped through the net.

On the roof of the Avengers Building, Love is sharing a huge bucket of mixed ice cream with Hawkeye Clint. Although the air conditioner is fully turned on, eating ice cream and watching movies is a heavenly enjoyment, especially ice cream When the supply is unlimited.

Love dug two more balls from the ice cream bucket into her glass bowl, sat on the sofa contentedly, scooped up a piece of ice cream with potato chips and stuffed it into her mouth, and immediately her whole body went to heaven peacefully: "Thank God Steve didn't see me eating so much, Clint, you can't give me away for a while."

"Hey, of course, did someone betray you?"

Love rolled his eyes: "Yeah, Tony betrayed me at least twice." Altman's time and Star Trek's time.

Clint shrugged.

At this time, Steve and Tony, who were mentioned by the two, were in remote contact with Nick Fury in the room on the floor below.

"What did those people recruit?" Tony asked patiently, "I've handed them over to you, don't say you got nothing."

The Chitauri had never made a good impression on him.

"I know their trading location and the appearance of the contact person, and I have nothing else. You also know that S.H.I.E.L.D. is short of manpower, and I may be dismissed and merged into the CIA tomorrow. Damn, there are agents in the CIA who propose to cooperate with Hydra , Saying that Hydra's current goal is to develop the economy to save the world, the CIA executives are almost ready to agree! We have been fighting Hydra for nearly a century, can we cooperate if we say cooperation!" Fury looked very annoyed.

"It's not bad to cooperate," Tony shrugged indifferently, "This way, the old Popsicle can retire completely."

Steve glanced over at him.

"Old Popsicle, you need to know that your current salary is all paid by Dingdang. Dingdang provides you with jobs and free accommodation, and all you do is occasionally draw design drawings and make three meals a day—I think Think about it, if you can't even complete this task, and concentrate on being your superhero to fight Hydra, would you be ashamed to let your 15-year-old daughter raise you?"

Even Fury was silent when he said this.

After a while, Steve Captain America, whose daughter is extremely controlled, is supported by his underage daughter, and only cooks for his daughter on a daily basis Rogers nodded heavily, and said: "Since Hydra is willing to give up those illegal activities, let It is also a good choice for the government to cooperate with them, and the recent rise of the Knights Charity Foundation has proved this point."

Fury glared at Steve across the screen with an unacceptable expression. He was not dissatisfied with what Steve said, but he just felt that this daughter was a little too controlling.

"Rogers, your daughter has very dangerous abilities." Fury almost earnestly wanted to include Love in the scope of surveillance.

"Come on, Fury, you haven't even figured out what Tinker Bell's abilities are. You know, her reputation in the universe is much louder than on Earth. She once helped save two planets, one of which is far away from us. You don’t know how many people she has saved.” Tony pouted, “If you want to touch her, you have to ask not only me and Old Popsicle, but also Professor X and Asgard. De's Goddess of Death agrees or not, that Hela is much stronger than Sol, and doesn't care about the life and death of the people on Earth at all."

Fury sighed heavily: "Okay, well, it's best not to have a time when she is an enemy of the earth."

Tony rolled his eyes: "If she really wants to do this, no one can stop her."

Love, who was unstoppable on the upper floor, dug himself another ice cream ball and tore open another bag of potato chips.

"Little girl, don't you want to eat dinner for a while?" Clint, who also dug a ball for himself, raised his eyebrows, and very consciously changed to the next movie. They are watching Star Wars, and they have already watched one In the afternoon, we will watch the third part next.

"Don't worry, with Steve's cooking skills, even if I am [-]% full now, I can still eat another whole portion."

"The captain's cooking skills are very good?"

"That's not only good? It's no exaggeration to say that Steve's cooking is better than all the restaurants I've eaten at!"

"Oh oh oh sounds good!" Clint immediately wrote "I want to go to Cengfan" all over his face.

"I can invite you to my house for dinner, but there is a condition." Love tilted her head and acted cutely, "You come and teach me archery."

In fact, she still wants to learn how to shoot, and she always thinks that holding a Desert|Eagle three-point shot in each hand is very handsome, but after mentioning it to her father, the strong super soldier just rubbed her head helplessly and told If she did that, her wrists, phalanges, and even her forearms would be broken, and her physique simply couldn't bear that kind of exaggerated recoil.

Clint happily agreed: "Okay, but you probably won't be able to draw a bow like mine, so use the crossbow|arrow to practice your aim first."

"Hey, I seem to have heard someone say that they want to treat guests to dinner?" Tony's voice came from not far away.

Their video conference is over, and Steve and Tony walk side by side toward Love.

Love immediately stuffed a lot of ice cream left in the glass bowl into his mouth in one go, then quickly put the bowl on the table, picked up the bag of potato chips and pretended to be eating potato chips all the time, Clint who saw everything He gave her a funny look, then turned around to answer Tony.

"It was the little princess who invited me to dinner at the captain's house." There was obvious joy in the tone.

"Little Ding Dong, you didn't invite me. As your boss, I feel very sad—speaking of which, has Old Popsicle's cooking skills improved?"

Love replied: "Of course, it's a big improvement from what you ate last time."

"Then you must take me with you too!" Tony said in an arrogant tone of "I'm the boss and I have the final say".

Love smiled helplessly: "Okay, okay, you come too."

At this moment, Jarvis suddenly said: "Sir, the satellite has detected that an aircraft similar to a spaceship is approaching the earth. The military has noticed the same situation. Do you want to monitor it?"

Tony frowned immediately: "Project the images captured by the satellite."

Jarvis immediately projected the satellite image in the air, and the four people in the room stared at the strangely shaped aircraft on the screen at the same time, and no one spoke for a while.

After a while, Tony spoke first: "Jarvis, can you try to contact that aircraft?"

"Sir, I'm afraid not, the military tried that but got no response."

Love grabbed the hem of his clothes tightly: "I'm afraid I didn't come here to have friendly exchanges with the earth."

"Tinkerbell," Tony frowned, "do you think it's Thanos?"

He still remembered the doomsday scene that Charles had described to him, and the information he heard more than a year ago made him always have nervous thoughts, such as whether this spaceship came to snatch the infinity gems and destroy half the population of the universe.

"I don't think it should be. Gamora and the others contacted me two days ago to say that Thanos visited Xandar and had a friendly interview on sustainable energy development and family planning. The scene was quite harmonious. And the leader of Xandar He also exaggerated my ability to the sky, and even made Thanos believe that since he sent people to invade the earth, the earth is now full of magical girls like me who can hold infinite gems with their bare hands." Love said, "It seems that since the last After Hela beat Thanos's men away, Thanos became a little suspicious of life, after all, he couldn't beat us."

Clint's gaze at Love immediately changed from a middle-aged man's doting on a little girl to a strong suspicion of his worldview.

Tony nodded: "Okay, then, which planet is this person from?"

"Don't worry, Tony, we can wait and see. If they attack if they disagree, then I will throw them into the black hole, or ask Hela to come out for a while; if they have other purposes, they will always contact us of."

"That's true." Thinking of the fearlessness of Love, who is this side of the earth, Tony immediately felt relieved, sat down on the sofa, and opened a bag of potato chips, "Old Popsicle, otherwise you will be here tonight." Let's cook here, the kitchen has enough materials, and you can do whatever you want. Bruce will come over later, and you need to cook for five people." Of course Bruce was talking about Dr. Banner, not Gotham's Batman.

Clint immediately raised his hands in agreement: "Please captain, show your demeanor as an elder!"

Looking at the cozy backs of his little girl and two older children on the sofa, Steve felt very tired all of a sudden.

Even though he is almost a hundred years old now, he has not actually lived to be 30 years old!Why did everyone worry him so much!

Resigned to his fate, Steve was about to walk towards the kitchen when the lights above his head suddenly flickered twice, and then all the electrical appliances stopped working, and the whole room was instantly plunged into darkness.

"Wait, are you kidding me, the Avengers Tower is out of power?" Clint twitched his mouth.

"Jarvis, what's the matter?" Tony called out, and suddenly realized that Jarvis also used electricity to work, and now he has stopped working.

A few seconds later, the black screen of the TV suddenly lit up.

A male voice came from the snowflake-shaped TV screen——

"You're not the only one."

Love held his breath.

Correspondingly, the snowflakes on the TV screen also revealed vocabulary faintly.

The four words "YOU", "ARE", "NOT" and "ONLY" are displayed alternately. After flashing a few times, they become Chinese, and then other languages, as if to translate all languages ​​​​on the earth. of.

They are speaking to the world.

"They can speak the language of Earth?" Clint asked awkwardly and puzzled.

"It's just a simple language translation device. It's a very cheap gadget on the alien trading market. The next step is to let Tony study this." Love explained.

"Wow, it looks like our technology is really backward." Clint shrugged, returning his attention to the TV screen.

"I'm afraid that all electronic devices with display screens on the planet are broadcasting this picture." Tony said in a heavy tone, the pattern on the screen of his custom-made mobile phone is exactly the same as that on the TV.

It's not a good experience for an egotistical scientist to have a signal hijacked by aliens.

He was a little pissed.

However, the chaotic pattern on the TV screen suddenly changed, and it could be vaguely seen that it was a mosaic figure, but since the mosaic was too blurry, no one could tell whether this figure, which was probably an alien, looked like a human on Earth. resemblance.

The male voice on the TV continued:

"I'm General Zod."

"I come from a world far away."

"I came here through the sea of ​​stars."

Tony let out a "wow" exclamation: "It seems that they really didn't want to come to the earth for a temporary stop."

The male voice said calmly:

"You have hid a person from my planet, and I ask you to return this person and put him in my custody."

"For unknown reasons, he chose to hide his whereabouts."

"He worked hard to blend in with you."

"He looks just like you."

"But he's not one of you."

Love couldn't help "emmmm" for a while: "How should I put it, there are too many aliens on the earth that are different from ordinary people. If they look like humans, how can we find him?"

And the next sentence of the male voice almost touched the pain point of the entire earth: "Those who know where he is now, the future of the earth is in your hands."

"Kar-El, listen carefully, you are limited to surrender within 24 hours, otherwise the consequences on Earth will be borne by you."

Suddenly the whole room was silent.

Then the lights suddenly turned on, and the TV resumed and continued to play the movie just now. Jarvis's words "starting the system" made everyone in the room feel as if they had returned to modern times from the Stone Age in an instant.

Love reacted for a few seconds, and immediately slapped the table, making her hands tingle with pain, but she couldn't show it so far, so she could only grit her teeth and continue: "Look at my short temper, how dare you threaten me?" Our earth, Dad can't kill him!"

"Love, language—"

Love curled her lips, and suddenly asked Steve seriously: "Do you think he's talking about my alien ancestors?"

"Um...you mean he might be looking for you?" Clint looked puzzled.

"No, he has always used him instead of her, so he definitely didn't come to find me, maybe he came to find my ancestors." For example, Red Skull.

"I don't think so." Steve stood behind the sofa and rubbed his little girl's head, "I don't think a planet with that level of technology would spend thousands of years to find a person, and they couldn't even confirm whether he stayed or not." offspring."

"Okay," Love agreed with his answer, "So, what to do?"

Tony pondered for two seconds, and called Jarvis's name: "Old Jia, contact the media from various countries and ask them to break in the news, saying that the Avengers have the ability to solve this matter, and let this alien visitor contact us."

Love blinked, and suddenly glanced at Clint: "Or, if Clint can avoid it for a while, maybe I can directly appear in front of that alien named Kal-El." He hid his abilities from the agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. to prevent them from reporting Fury.

"You're right," Tony nodded suddenly, "Okay, Jarvis, the last order is cancelled, Clint, you go to the next room and stay for a while, and I'll call you when it's time for dinner."

It wasn't until Clint entered the room with an aggrieved face and closed the door with the ice cream bucket in his arms that Love took out any door from his pocket and placed it in the open space of the living room. Holding the doorknob in his hand, he whispered "Karl Al in front of you".

The moment the door opened, the three people in the Avengers Building and the man in a tight uniform outside the door were stunned.

After a few seconds, Tony looked suspiciously at Steve next to him, and then looked at the tall man outside the door whose chest muscles propped up his uniform. .

"...The alien turned out to be a fan of Captain America...still playing a song and dance video from World War II...learning to dance?"

This is so embarrassing.

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