[Comprehensive] Long live the sexual turn!

The sky is getting brighter, and the morning of Konoha Ninja Village arrives.

Uzumaki Naruto was waiting somewhere in the forest, looking intently at the scratches made by Kunai on the trees.The morning sun shines through the forest and falls on the ground covered with golden leaves and dead branches.

According to yesterday's agreement, he and Saeki Juri will meet here.

I don't know when Zhuli will come?

Bored, Naruto rubbed his foot against the ground, his heel brushing a crunchy leaf. Five minutes and five minutes later, the fragile fallen leaves were almost crushed into pieces by his feet.Finally, Saeki Juri's voice sounded.

"Waiting for a long time, I got lost on the road of life, so I was 10 minutes late."

"...Huh?" Naruto was slightly taken aback.

Why did Zhuli start saying this?

If it weren't for the fact that the Chakra fluctuation of the transformation technique could not be detected from Saeki Juri, he would definitely suspect that the Juri in front of him was Kakashi Hatake in disguise.

Saeki Juri counted the weapons and water on his body, and signaled Naruto to continue towards the destination.

The two walked through a branch and looked up. The sky just before dawn had changed slightly, and it was dyed a somewhat dark color; small layers of thick lead gray clouds piled up together, brewing a scene. It will rain at any time.

At this moment, Saeki Juri stopped suddenly.

"Someone." Zhuli looked around vigilantly.

"Huh? Who...who?!" Naruto showed his weapon belatedly.

Because the sky has become gloomy, and the light in the forest is no longer bright.The woods seem to be covered with a layer of fog, which is indistinct, making it difficult to see clearly.Naruto Uzumaki could only see a tall figure gradually approaching from the opposite side of him—although it was humanoid, it had horns on its head, which was not uncommon.

"Zhu...li...little...sister..."

The faint voice, like a ghost for many years, came like this.Rao Naruto has always been a brave person, and at this moment, he couldn't help but stand on his head, staring at the circle of eyes and said nervously: "Za, Saeki! Appeared! The evil spirit in the forest!"

However, Saeki Juri was very calm.

"Phase [-], next time you play a ghost, remember to remove the honorific title." She put away Kunai and said calmly, "I thought you were going out to buy things, but I didn't expect you to come to participate in the event held by the fourth generation. .”

The ghost in the mist came out, it was a man wearing a horned Rakshasa mask.He took off his mask, revealed a dazzling smile, and said with a little embarrassment: "I'm used to calling you this way, so it's hard to change this habit for a while."

It's a shock.

He looked at Naruto, his eyes very focused.

——He had made up his mind a long time ago that he would never let Miss Zhuli get along with suspicious targets.As soon as I knew that the group of the competition was determined by lottery, I signed up for Staff as soon as I started.

"So it's the elder brother of the Saiki family." Naruto heaved a sigh of relief and patted his chest.

"I'm not Miss Zhuli's elder brother." The first issue turned to Naruto.

"Eh?" Naruto was slightly stunned, and asked, "Then what's your relationship with Saeki? Are you a prisoner or a guardian?"

He vaguely remembered that apart from the man in front of him, Saeki Juri had no other family members.So Zhuli had no brothers, no parents; and, in her nature, she probably never had friends either.Thinking of this, Naruto suddenly felt a kind of pity.

A kid like that would be super lonely, wouldn't he!

Drinking expired milk alone, growing up alone, far away from all the villagers...

It hurts just thinking about it!

"I'm not Miss Zhuli's guardian either." The first issue said, his tone became serious, "What does it matter if a man and a woman live together?"

"What——" Naruto was dumbfounded, "Could it be, you, you, you..."

——Is it that kind of relationship?The kind that live together!The kind of men and women!

"I'm..." Yiqi said to Saeki Zhuri very reverently, bending one knee, "Miss Zhuri's servant.... everything about me belongs to Miss Zhuri."

Naruto: ...Oh. 【numbness】

These are all cosplay lovers.

During the conversation, a thunderclap suddenly sounded from the sky.Then, the uproar and heavy rain fell quietly, and the rain curtain covered the entire forest in an instant.Naruto, Yiqi and Zhuli were half wet, so they could only stand under the tree to hide from the rain.

In fact, ninjas are not very afraid of rain, but since the journey is not rushed, it is normal to take shelter from the rain along the way.

Naruto stood under the tree branch, and began to think about the strategies for finding girls in "Straight Men Talking Bot".Soon, he thought of a suitable plan.He quickly unzipped the zipper, opened the stand-collar sportswear to Zhuli, covered his head, and said, "I'll use the clothes to protect you from the rain! Come in!"

In the next second, a figure came over quickly.

"Here we come! Thank you!" Yiqi Yizheng said decisively.

In order to let the sportswear cover his body, he deliberately bent his knees and took shelter from the rain in a half-squat position.

Naruto:……

--etc!It's not you I'm calling!Phase [-] brother!

Zuo Bozhu turned her head expressionlessly, and when she saw this scene, she turned her head back within a second.

Naruto stretched his arms awkwardly, supporting his sweatshirt.

After a long time, he said numbly, "Yiqini, you can stand up straight. You are too tired from squatting."

"Follow the king's orders." Yiqi straightened his knees.

Tips: Uzumaki Naruto is 166 cm tall / Phase 177 is [-] cm tall.

For a moment, Naruto felt as if a mountain had been uprooted in front of him.His sweatshirt was lifted by Yi Qi's head, and it actually flew out of his hand.Now, Yiqi stood up straight with his clothes covering his head.

"...I don't know why," came a muffled voice from the first issue of Yiyi covering his head, "When I get along with Naruto, I always feel that Naruto-kun is like my younger brother. Naruto-kun, I can give you Want a nickname?"

"What?" Naruto's thoughts had already begun to wander.

"Naruto Toshiro."

"...As long as you are happy, first-issue Nissan."

***

As the rain stopped, Naruto and Saeki set foot on the road again, heading towards the finish line.The finish line of the game is next to the Valley of the End - here stands the statue of the two founders of Konoha playing cards to commemorate them, which is very majestic.

It is said that Uchiha Madara and Senjujuma once played cards here for a day and a night, and finally Madara lost.Through this battle, Konoha's card skills have been improved to a higher level, and finally became famous among the five major countries, ending the situation where the Kingdom of Thunder dominates the card playing tournament.Therefore, this valley was named "Valley of the End".

"The goal is ahead, we should be the fastest." Naruto shook off the rain on his head, and with determination in his eyes, he ran towards the end of Nanhe River. After 200 meters, they vaguely saw the figure of the referee - Uchiha Mikoto and Uchiha Itachi!

Itachi had been waiting here early in the morning.

Ever since he knew that the group was determined by lottery, he decided to be the staff of the competition. Compared with Sasuke's youthful and frivolous, Uchiha Itachi always has more wisdom in life.

"It's now!" Naruto stepped on the water surface of Nanhe River.

At the same time, two shadows appeared in the forest.Naruto took a closer look, and it turned out that it was Hatake Kakashi and Uchiha Sasuke who arrived almost at the same time.

Sasuke saw Itachi waiting at the finish line at a glance, and his eyes couldn't help being slightly startled.

Today's Itachi, unexpectedly...

actually……

She even put on a maid apron.

This is what you want! ! !

It's fine for mom to wear it, but why is my brother who is gentle, considerate, and makes people afraid to come forward...! !

Sasuke stopped on the spot in shock, and asked, "Itachi, why are you dressed like this?"

"It's just a game." Meiqin looked very happy, "You two brothers have already worn women's clothes, so what if you just wear an apron? On a relaxing day, you have to do something relaxing!"

Itachi tugged on the strap of the apron, and stretched out his hand towards Sasuke, as if to poke his forehead.In the distance, Sasuke heard Itachi's voice: "...Forgive me, Sasuke, this is the last time..."

Sasuke:  …

You have said the same thing once! !

And brother, can you stop using this sentence indiscriminately!

Hearing those words, Sasuke closed his eyes in pain.In front of him, there was the appearance of his brother wearing women's clothing, and the scene where he poked his forehead with a smile and said "this is the last time".

At this moment, he noticed a subtle change in his eyes - Sasuke opened the kaleidoscope Sharingan.

He opened his eyes, and the pattern of a hexagram appeared in the scarlet pupils.This scene made everyone stunned.

"Sasuke's eyes..." Naruto stepped on the water, his feet rippling continuously.

"I won't let you pass!" Sasuke gritted his teeth and shouted, "You will lose to me, Naruto!"

"...Sasuke." Naruto raised his brows slightly, revealing an increasingly resolute expression, "Sasuke!!"

"--Naruto!!"

"—Sasuke!!"

The voices of the teenagers calling each other, accompanied by thunder and sparks, resounded through the Valley of the End.This picture is like the final volume of "Naruto".

Meiqin sat behind the judge's table with her face covered, and said with a smile, "Oh, it's great to be young. The two contestants remember that the team that touches my table first wins!"

Naruto and Sasuke turned their heads together and looked at their teammates.

"Kakashi! Quick!"

"Saeki! I leave it to you!"

Kakashi, who was still moving slowly, like an old man out for a walk, suddenly sped up.He was already a formidable person, and he was in front of Uchiha Mikoto in just a split second.Saeki Juri only had time to throw a kunai, and the kunai stuck in front of his feet, slowing down Kakashi's speed slightly.

Taking advantage of Kakashi's turning back, Saeki Juri made a gesture to remove his blindfold, and shouted: "Kakashi! If you don't close your eyes, you will become a woman!"

In an instant, the two people behind the referee table, as well as Hatake Kakashi, seemed to be hiding from the dungeon boss and facing the AOE, and all of them disappeared in an instant, and they all appeared behind Saeki Juri.

--good chance!

Saeki Juri ran forward.

As soon as she ran two steps, she was dragged back by Hatake Kakashi's arm.The man looked at ease, and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I won't show mercy."

Saeki Juri gritted his teeth slightly.

She was not in a hurry to break free, but hooked Kakashi's neck, and whispered something in his ear.It was a sentence that couldn't be lighter, but it possessed extremely powerful power.In just a few seconds, Hatake Kakashi was stunned in place.

At this critical moment, Saeki Juri bumped into the referee table.

"Yeah, No.1 has appeared." Mikoto Uchiha applauded with a friendly smile.Her voice declared Sasuke's defeat.Sasuke, standing on top of Madara Uchiha's statue, was full of disbelief, and murmured, "I... lost to... Naruto?"

He still couldn't control the kaleidoscope Sharingan well, and this moment of distraction released an illusion.All the people present felt their eyes flicker and their sanity faded slightly.It took a few seconds for their vision to return to clarity.

"Oh, let me teach Sasuke how to turn off the kaleidoscope first." Mikoto was a little anxious, "I didn't expect to turn on the kaleidoscope in this situation... I have to go to the hospital to make an appointment for a first-generation cell transplant operation tomorrow, otherwise it will take a year or two , during the Jonin physical examination, his eyesight will definitely fail..."

After thinking about it for a while, she remembered that the champion group was still left alone.So, she said to Itachi: "Itachi, let's lead the champion to the outside of the forest. The owner of Yile who is responsible for providing the first prize has been waiting for a long time. ... Kakashi also go together, No.2 The prize is tea cake, which is delicious."

Itachi nodded and untied his apron.

He stretched out his hand towards Zhuli and said, "Let's go."

"Come on, thank you." A figure quickly stood beside Itachi, Yiqi Yizhen gently took Uchiha Itachi's hand, looked at him intently, and said, "Let's go, young man of the Uchiha clan people."

Itachi and Yiqi looked at each other.

Looking at each other.

With.

……

"...Kakashi, let's go." Zhuri said while holding his forehead.

***

Namikaze Minato, Asma, Obito, the owner of Ichiraku noodle shop and others have already waited outside the forest.Seeing Itachi leading a few people out, Minato congratulated and said, "Congratulations, the champion can enjoy a three-month discount at Yile Noodle Shop."

Saeki Juri felt satisfied from the bottom of her heart.

If it wasn't for the discount offered by Yile Noodle Shop, she wouldn't have come to participate in this competition.

"Mr. Kakashi, we won." Naruto's blue eyes flashed with excitement, "This is the first time that we beat Sasuke in a competition."

"Yes, yes." There was no displeasure of defeat on Kakashi's face.As if coaxing a child, he said, "Naruto-kun is very powerful." After a pause, he leaned over to Zhuli's ear, and said softly to Zhuli, "But I won other competitions."

Although he said this very lightly, Naruto, who was always watching the movements of the two, still heard it.Naruto immediately yelled, emphasizing sternly: "Mr. Kakashi, it's wrong to play tricks! No.1 is me and Saeki!"

"Understood." Kakashi waved his hand helplessly, "I mean, I won other games. As for the test of courage, I did lose to Naruto."

"Other competitions?" Naruto was slightly taken aback, "What competition?"

"Naruto-kun will know in the future." Kakashi smiled as usual, without explaining.

Namikaze Minato and others came up to congratulate one after another, as if this match was some kind of great ninja war.Naruto suddenly felt that now is a very good time to officially let Saeki Juri understand his intentions——

The previous confession failed because it was not formal enough!

"Saeki, remember what I said to you?" Naruto held the coupon of the ramen shop in his hand, showing the rewards he and Zhuri had obtained through joint efforts, "Please date me! Now, I I want to say it again."

Saeki Juri turned his head in confusion, and asked, "Naruto-kun? What did you say? Did I hear you right?...Do you want to become a woman?"

"???" Naruto was confused, "No, I mean, I want to date you..."

"Become a woman?" Saeki Juri emphasized again in doubt, "You..."

No one knows, this is because the powerful Kaleidoscope Sharingan illusion that Sasuke unintentionally released is still active.Although I don't know what kind of powerful special effects it is, but Naruto-kun's confession was distorted by the illusion effect into strange sentences - all of which were replaced with "I want to become a woman".

Naruto, however, was unconscious.

He thought, this is probably because Zuobo is making trouble, right?

So, he turned to Obito and said seriously: "Mr. Obito, can you convey this sentence to Saeki instead of me? I think she seems to be avoiding me."

Obito Uchiha was suddenly entrusted with an important task.

He held his chin in thought for a while, then grinned softly: "No, Naruto-kun, I won't do this.... If you want to ask why," he walked out of the crowd and put his hand on the top of Saeki Zhuri's head , said, "Because Xiao Zhuli is mine. If you want to date, you should also be with me?"

Obito stared at Naruto with a smile on his face.

——Ah, that's right, he is the one who has been with Saeki Juri the longest.It was he who took Zhuli to become a Chunin and a Jonin, and then recommended her to the fourth generation.He didn't even confess, so why is Naruto, the later brat, so anxious?

Naruto froze for a moment, then showed a look of surprise.

"Teacher Obito, you, you, you are hiding so deep!" He stared at Obito in disbelief, and shouted, "This is too unfair. I have always been the one who is in the light, and you are the one who is in the dark. Even if there is competition, There should be fair competition..."

Obito Uchiha bowed his head, and raised his lips with a smile: "Children only talk about right and wrong, and the world of adults is dirty, Naruto."

Naruto's mouth twitched.

"Naruto, you shouldn't be the one to say that." Sasuke's figure appeared from the forest.He wiped away the bloodstains left by turning on the kaleidoscope, and his eyes, which had regained their jet-black color, swept across the figures of the crowd.He ignored his competitor and walked straight up to Zhuli.

"Saeki, do you understand?"

Sasuke's stern face didn't change at all.He never let go of his pride, nor would he take the initiative to confide in this moment.So, he could only look at Zhuli indifferently, and said in a low voice, "Come back with me."

Although it was just a sentence like an order, it already contained many hidden meanings.

"Sa-suke-" Naruto and Obito turned to Sasuke together.

"What?" Sasuke raised his eyebrows, with a slight sarcasm in his eyes, "Can't I have time to 'play games'?"

Sasuke and Juri have problems, Naruto has known about it for a long time, and he is not surprised at this moment.

"Sasuke, I object."

However, a voice that was never expected by Naruto suddenly sounded.As the referee, Uchiha Itachi walked to Sasuke with a faint smile: "I know, you are a boundless wind, and one day it will blow away. Compared with you, maybe I am more suitable for Saeki."

"Brother...?" Sasuke was slightly taken aback, and said, "You really..."

"Yes." Itachi lowered his eyes and said, "Exactly as you thought."

"That's why you wear women's clothes?"

"It's not about wearing women's clothing."

"That's why you wear women's clothes?"

"...This has nothing to do with wearing women's clothing!"

The four people are like four barriers, blocking Saeki Zhuri.Minato, Kushina, and Mikoto in the outermost circle all showed surprise.After being taken aback for a while, Mikoto and Kushina started calling for their son.

"Let go and chase! Naruto! Come on!"

"Two sons are safer than one son! Whichever one succeeds is good!"

At this moment, Yiqi pushed everyone away, walked gracefully in front of Saeki Zhuri, knelt down on one knee, held up her palm, and said reverently: "Miss Zhuli, since everyone no longer hides their love for you If you have evil thoughts, then I don’t need to hide myself.” He raised his head, his smile radiated healing light, “I am willing to stay with you forever with a closer relationship.”

This scene is really terrible.

Uzumaki Naruto felt that he had made a mistake.

He didn't expect that his confession in public would ignite all the competition in one fell swoop.Now, he could only think of one person to call for help.Naruto turned to Kakashi and stammered, "Mr. Kakashi, what about this? How can I make Zhuri make a choice?"

"make decisions?"

Kakashi stood on the periphery of the crowd, always watching.His expression was very calm, as if he stayed out of the matter, and he even took out "Kissing Heaven" and read several pages.Hearing Naruto's question, he replied perfunctorily: "Zuri can't make a choice."

"Huh? Why? You mean she has feelings for both of us?"

"No. What are you thinking?"

"Then why?"

"Because," Kakashi put away "Massacre in Paradise" and said with a smile, "Juri and I will get married next summer, just after her adult birthday. Everyone, you must come ah."

……

……

……

"what--?!"

"Kakashi, say it again?!"

"This is impossible."

"How could it be possible for my Miss Zhuli to be chased away by a pig! I will definitely stop your evil fantasies!"

"Kaleidoscope illusion...?"

Hatake Kakashi put his hands in his pockets, with a helpless look: "... well, so I said, although Naruto-kun won today's game, but... I won other games. That's it .”

He raised the corners of his lips, remembering the words Zhuri whispered in his ear in order to distract him during the final battle at the referee's table——

"Marry me? Next summer."

He has already given the answer.

--OK.

The scene exploded instantly.

In this chaos, Saeki Juri said in a flat tone: "I didn't expect that you will all become women, so there is no way..."

The illusion of the kaleidoscope Sharingan continues to activate——

"Fulfill your wishes."

Saeki Juri took off his blindfold facing the people in front of him.

The author has something to say: Do you think this is just a Shura field for confession?

No, it's a sex-changing orgy.