[Comprehensive] Long live the sexual turn!

The sound of wooden knives clashing came from the courtyard in the early morning.

Saeki Juri held a wooden knife and stared closely at the partner standing opposite him.Her five fingers were tightly twisted, and there was a seriousness in her eyes.The long-sleeved jacket was tied around the waist, and the thick sleeves were knotted, looking like it might fall down at any moment.

Compared with her earnest thinking, it seems extremely easy to beat her in the first phase.Although what he was holding was an ordinary wooden knife for practice, when the wooden knife fell on his hand, it was like the work of a famous craftsman exuding brilliance; whether it was the arc of the blade or the leaves left in the air , flying swallow-like afterimages, all reveal indescribable elegance and calmness.

After a few crisp blocking sounds, Zuri Saeki's palm shook, and the wooden knife fell down accidentally.Having lost the defensive object, Yiqi Yizhen's knife tip hit her wrist.

"hiss……"

Pearl let out a sigh.

"Sorry, it's too late to stop." Yiqi Yizhen hastily withdrew the knife and stepped forward to check her wrist.He took Zhuli's right hand, inspected it carefully, and found that there was a layer of purple on it, and the skin was slightly torn, so he couldn't help frowning, and said apologetically, "I'm very sorry..."

"It's none of your business." Zhuli turned her wrist, bent down to pick up the wooden knife, "I was distracted."

"I also feel that Miss Zhuli is very absent-minded today." Yiqi Yizhen said.

"...It's just that the job in the orphanage was too tiring." Zhuli replied.

She glanced at Yiqi in front of her, feeling a little guilty.Yiqi Yizhen was looking at her intently, that handsome and gentle face made her a little embarrassed to look directly at him now.

— She wasn’t thinking of orphanage work.

It's all because of that annoying guy, because her father suddenly said so many strange things, so she can think wildly.What "marriage", "children", "being a qualified wife"...

Who the hell is thinking that kind of thing? !

"Although it's a minor injury, we still need to take care of it." Phase [-] was very nervous about her, and immediately turned around to find the medicine box.Not long after, he fetched the potion and cotton, and said, "Let's deal with it first..."

"This kind of minor injury is unnecessary." Zhuli blew on his hand, "It will be fine."

"Is it really enough just to blow it on?" The first issue was like a child being coaxed by a bad guy.

"That's right, just blow on it." Zhu Li said solemnly.

The next second, she was stunned.

Yiqi Yizhen held up her wrist and blew a breath towards the scratch.The warm breath fell, and it seemed to really relieve the pain on the skin.

"It won't hurt like this?" Yiqi raised his eyes and looked at her.

"...Okay, okay." Zhuli quickly withdrew his hand, "Is the training time over? I'm going to work first."

After that, she stumbled towards the room as if running away, and almost stepped on the floor without taking off her shoes.There was a series of bangs and bangs in the house, followed by a vague sentence of "See you in the evening" from the door.

Yiqi Yizhen tilted his head slightly, with a hint of doubt on his face.

He raised his wrist, blew, and said to himself: "...is it so scary?"

***

"This document from the Kingdom of Thunder..."

"Okay, I'll send it right away. In addition, this is submitted by the villagers..."

"Are you going to Anbu?"

In the Hokage office building, it was as busy as ever.Namikaze Minato knocked a seal, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.He straightened the pile of papers in front of him and said, "I've been so busy all this time, and I haven't had a chance to relax. It's really not easy to be a Hokage. I really can't figure out why Naruto's child wants to be a Hokage. Isn't father's lesson from the past not enough?" ?”

Saeki Juri nodded in response.

When she was quiet, she didn't like to talk, and Minato and the ninja beside her were used to it.

"Ah, that's right." Minato seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and said, "Why don't you hold a forest training competition where you can test your courage? Let all the young people in the village who are free come to participate."

Minato's opinion came too fast, and the schedule of the forest training competition was quickly finalized.Saeki Juri just went out for a walk, and Minato had already arranged the details in an orderly manner.

Ah, Your Excellency Fourth Generation really has the ability to execute.

***

Today's work is coming to an end, Saeki Shuri walks through the library, looking over the books on the bookshelf.She came to pick up the books for Minato, but when she was looking for books, her eyes could not help but drift towards strange bibliographies.

Why are there so many strange books in the library?What "Masashi Kishimoto's Way of Portraying Friendship", "Konoha Ninja Village Dressing Taste Textual Research", "Why Never Change Your Style", "Why Uchiha Is So Charming"...

very messy.

and also……

"Straight Man Speaking Bot"

"One Hundred Questions About Love"

"How to Be a Good Wife"

……

Her footsteps involuntarily stopped in front of the bookshelf.She hung her head, stretched out her arms and retracted them, hesitated, and finally took down the book "How to Be a Good Wife".

Looking at the name on the book cover, she felt that her hands were burning hot.After taking a deep breath, she opened the book and glanced at the first page——

"An excellent wife must learn to 'regard her partner as a soul with the same weight as her own', neither look down on each other nor look up to each other. You are equal and have the same status by birth. Based on this, Only then can we resonate and understand each other..."

Every word seems to be beating Saeki Juri's heart.

"Saeki."

Whose voice did she hear.

Zhuli was startled, and nervously wanted to put the book away.However, the more flustered you are, the easier it is to make mistakes.Accidentally, the post-marriage Bible fell at her feet, the pages were wide open, and the words and sentences about "marriage" were presented in front of the visitors like this.

The footsteps gradually stopped, and itachi Uchiha appeared at the end of the bookshelf.His eyes scanned the books that fell on the ground, showing a look of surprise.Then, his eyes fell on Zhuli's wrist, and he said, "Injured? Is it important?"

"It's just that I was injured during practice, and I'll be fine once I blow it." After Zhuli finished speaking, she immediately hid her hands behind her back and said in a low voice, "I'll blow it myself, blow it myself."

Itachi was puzzled by her patch.However, he is not a person who will ask questions to the end. At this moment, he just smiled gently and said: "It's fine. You have a character of 'even if you are hurt, you don't want to speak out', which sometimes causes people to worry. ...Ah, by the way, have you heard about the forest game?"

"Ah."

"According to Your Excellency the Fourth, everyone can form a team to participate. I happened to see you here, why don't we go together?" The young man's smile was soft, and he couldn't help but want to nod in agreement.

However, Saeki Juri is an exception.She pondered for a while and said, "In this case, Sasuke will hit me, right?"

——That guy Sasuke's brother control is really shameful!

"...No. To be honest, if my intuition is right, I should be the one Sasuke is going to hit." Itachi said.

"Huh?" Zhu Li was puzzled.

"Let's go together regardless of Sasuke's words?" Itachi asked.

Zhuli suddenly remembered something, and said, "I seem to have heard Your Excellency the Fourth Generation say just now that everything will be decided by lottery. So, whether you can form a team with Senior Itachi at that time depends on fate."

Itachi nodded.

He just happened to pass by here and was about to leave after speaking.Before leaving, he turned his head thoughtfully and asked, "Even though he is still very young, is Zuobo already thinking about getting married?"

Saeki Juri shook his head frantically.

Itachi said as if he didn't hear her, "If Sasuke was the wind, he would blow very far, and maybe he would never stop."

After saying this, Itachi left.

Zhuli: ...? ?wait wait wait!

Did Itachi misunderstand something because of the char siu she gave Sasuke in the ramen shop back then!

***

Juri Saeki is right, all team formations are decided by lottery.

The forest for the competition is located on the outskirts of Konoha Ninja Village, across the upper reaches of the Nanga River, with a huge range.This is also due to the fact that the ninjas of Konoha grew up here and are too familiar with this forest, so they expanded the scope to increase the difficulty.

A random draw will determine the groups - each group will have two registrants, each receiving a different map.Only when the two of them get the designated [treasure] respectively, can they be regarded as having achieved their goal.Whether to choose to act separately or cooperate and help each other depends on the choice of the team members.In order to increase the fun and relaxation, the competition is held in the evening, adding the element of "testing the courage".There will be ghosts in the forest, corpses, and even your mother who didn't do the laundry.

After explaining the rules of the game, Minato brought a big box with a smile.It was already evening, and the woods behind him looked particularly gloomy, but there were still a few dark lights wandering in it, as if the whole forest was full of demons and ghosts.

"Please come to the lottery. If you get your name, it doesn't count. The person you get will be your partner." Minato said.

For some reason, Uzumaki Naruto always has a faint illusion-he will draw Sasuke.

Surely.

Isn't that what the malice of the world is all about?

With the heart of death, he walked to the box and put his hand into the box.The drawn note was curled up into a ball, which seemed to hide the radiance of hope.Naruto unfolded it carefully, unfolded it, and saw a "Zuo".

——Sure enough, it was Sasuke!He knows it!Fate will not let him go so easily!

He spread the note completely, and saw "Zeki" written on it.

Naruto:……? ?

Xinjila milk!

Today was actually favored by the god of fate!

Naruto stared at the note in disbelief, glanced at it, and then said excitedly to Saeki Juri: "Saeki! It's me! Your partner is me!"

Saeki Juri nodded and said, "Then let's go."

She didn't seem to care at all who her partner was.

Naruto secretly made a puffing gesture for himself, then waved his hand in Sasuke's direction, and said loudly: "Sasuke, I will go with Saeki first, see you later! I will definitely be No.1!"

Uchiha Sasuke and Hatake Kakashi stood together, with a somewhat unkind look on their faces.

***

In the evening, the rays of the setting sun illuminate the silhouette of the forest.Naruto hummed a little song, and Zhuli walked to the middle of the forest first.He patted his chest and said, "Don't worry! I will definitely protect you!"

Zhu Limo.

She doesn't really need anyone's protection.

However, don't say it out so as not to hurt Naruto-kun's self-confidence.

"My destination and Naruto-kun's are different, so let's separate here." Zhuli pulled out Kunai, made a mark on the tree, and said, "At dawn, each of you will come back with your treasure to gather."

"Wait, wait!" Naruto saw her turn around and followed decisively, "Unity and cooperation is the most important thing! When we stepped out of the ninja school, Mr. Kakashi taught us in the actual combat exercise The importance of 'unity'..."

"Did Kakashi teach you?" Zhuri stopped suddenly.

"Yes, yes." Naruto nodded his head.

"Then I," said Zhuli, "wouldn't choose 'unity'."

Somehow, Naruto could read the "gritting teeth" in her expressionless face.He was a little puzzled, so he asked, "Saeki, do you hate Mr. Kakashi?"

"Yeah." Zhuli nodded, and said lightly, "It's fine if you're late, and you still use perfunctory excuses to put off people. You like to read those kind of indecent books, and your smile is really annoying."

"I'm different from Kakashi-sensei—" Naruto said seriously, "I'm not late, I'm not perfunctory, I'm not pretentious, I'm serious..."

As he spoke, his words gradually softened.Because Saeki Juri had swished and disappeared without a trace.In front of him, there was only a forest bathed in the sunset light.

Naruto was a little discouraged.

In the next moment, he cheered up and walked forward - he will definitely get No.1 with Saeki!

There seemed to be many ghosts hiding in the forest, and Naruto walked through the forest very carefully.He was getting closer to his destination little by little, which greatly increased his confidence.

Suddenly, something hung from the branch!

A woman with long red hair in a long green dress waved a frying pan angrily, and shouted, "Naru-ren-you didn't-time-dry your clothes!"

Uzumaki Naruto was stunned.

Was Uzumaki Kushina who found out he didn't do the laundry! !

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..."

The voice of Uzumaki Naruto echoed in the forest as the sun was setting.

***

Saeki Juri studied the map carefully and decided to head northwest.The woods are not silent, the sound of birdsong, stream, wind, accompanied by the occasional passing footsteps, quietly drilled into her ears.Unknowingly, the sky turned dark again.Now, all she could see was a rosy edge on the horizon.

Saeki Juri searched the circle drawn on the map, looked up and looked around.With the last rosy afterglow, she finally found the treasure box hidden in the tree.

When she wanted to leap onto the branch, she heard a sound from the branch that she hadn't noticed before.

"Sure enough, more than one person will come here."

This voice was too familiar to her.

Zhuri raised his head and asked, "Kakashi, is it fun for you to hide in the dark and scare people?"

"Isn't this the 'Test of Courage'? I met Yamato dressed as a ghost before." Kakashi jumped off the branch holding the small box in one hand.It was completely dark, and Zhuli couldn't see his people clearly, so he could only use his voice to identify his position.

"Have you and Sasuke split up yet?" Zhuri made a gesture of preparing for the battle, and said seriously, "Since our target is this box, then let's use the battle to decide the outcome."

Kakashi seemed troubled.

"You can choose other ways." He weighed the treasure box and said, "Let me lose without fighting or something..."

"Come on, fight," said Zhuri.

"...There's really no way to deal with children." Kakashi touched his head, his tone awkward.Then, he held the box over and said, "Here it is for you."

"...Give it to me?" Zhuli was a little puzzled, "Then you lost, didn't you?"

"Winning or losing this kind of game doesn't make much sense," Kakashi said. "It's enough to make children happy."

Zhuli was quiet for a while, then took the treasure box.

"It's getting dark, we have to rest anyway, let's rest by the nearby stream." Hatake Kakashi pointed in a certain direction in the dark, "Sasuke and I made an appointment to see you tomorrow morning."

Zhuli's footsteps hesitated.However, Kakashi was gone.

She dawdled in place for a while, and followed quickly.

Soon after, there was a light in the darkness, a faint fire from a few logs.Kakashi stood by the stream, looking at the forest in the distance in the night, and said, "Turn out the fire in a while, so as not to attract jonin who pretend to be ghosts."

Zhuli hugged her knees and curled up beside the fire, nodded.

Her gaze couldn't help but fall towards Kakashi - a tall and tall man who was leisurely looking into the distance.The faint flames outlined the outline of his figure.

For some reason, some strange words came to Saeki Juri's mind.

——An excellent wife must learn to "treat her partner as a soul with the same weight as herself"...

"Hey, Kakashi." Zhuri picked up a dry wood and stirred the flames.The flickering light and shadow fell on her cheeks, making her facial features softer.She asked, "What is 'soul of the same weight'?"

"Huh?" Kakashi didn't look back, thought for a while, and said, "It's probably the same as Juri and I. Zhuri won't be alienated because I'm a senior, and I won't feel 'contemptuous' because Zhuri is too young. emotions. I can’t understand what kind of person the other party is.”

He thought he had answered well, but the girl sitting by the fire answered "an annoying person".

I don't know what provoked her again.

Kakashi's ninja bag was untied and placed next to the fire, with his map in it.Juri Saeki caught a glimpse, and took his map to look at it.Upon seeing it, she was slightly angry.

"Kakashi! Your goals are completely different from mine! Let me tell you why it's such a coincidence!" She folded the map and looked straight at Kakashi.

"Of course there won't be such a coincidence." Kakashi spread his hands and smiled easily, "Because I read the content of the game in advance and knew that Zhuri would be assigned here as a target. So I handed over my target early in the morning. I gave it to Sasuke, and I came here by myself."

The girl sitting by the fire looked like a small animal, gritted her teeth and looked at him—this was really rare, the former Zhuri's face was basically expressionless.

Only Kakashi can make her show her expression.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry." Kakashi noticed her vague anger.He waved his hand and quickly changed the subject, "Turn out the fire first, go to bed early. Get some sleep, and the game will be over."

After a few seconds, the fire was extinguished, leaving only a wisp of smoke.

The autumn night sky is extremely clear, and the stars in the sky are shining like water.Lying on the ground on his back, the starlight seemed to fall on his cheeks.When the wind moves, the branches and leaves also move, and the outline of the night sky outlined by the leaves also changes, as if it is an unstoppable scroll.

Saeki Juri lay on the ground, staring at the starry sky with her eyes open.

So many stars in the sky are gathered together, and they are still so close, won't you feel afraid?Or do they, like humans, like to live together?

"Of course not." Kakashi said suddenly.

Zhuli was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that he had asked that silly question unintentionally.When the time came, her face in the dark turned red. - Such a question is really embarrassing!

"Of course human beings prefer to live together. For example..." Kakashi's answer was taken for granted.Then, there was a strange noise, and immediately, Zhuli found that the starry sky in front of him was covered.

"Kakashi...?"

At some point, a silver-haired man landed on top of her.It was very dark at night and I couldn't see anything clearly.But Zhuli just knew that the man was very close to her, and he must be smiling.

Saeki Juri tensed up.

At a time like this now...it's pitch black, with no one else around.

If he wants to do something, no one else will find out.

Just as she was thinking like this in a daze, there was already a soft touch on her lips.She noticed that the skin, lips, breath... everything about the other party seemed to be attached.

Because I couldn't see anything, the feeling of kissing was even longer.

She closed her eyes tightly, her limbs were stiff, she wanted to move but dared not move.

"Um... tongue, tongue?...how... um..."

Juri Saeki opened his eyes slightly, but he still couldn't see anything.This darkness fueled her courage and gave her the idea of ​​giving up on herself.

—Ah, no one saw it anyway.

——If you do something bad here, no one will know, right?Everyone is competing, right?

Thinking of this, she put her arms on the man's shoulders, and kissed back jerkyly.

She had never tried to kiss Kakashi for so long before, and she felt a little out of breath.With great difficulty, she pushed Kakashi away, breathing heavily.

In the dark night, she covered her face with her hands and complained, "I can't breathe anymore."

The man didn't answer her, but patted the back of her head with his hands like coaxing a child.His low laughter was as light as the gust of wind blowing away the ripples in the center of the lake.

"...What a good boy." Kakashi said.

Then came the second kiss.

Among the piles of extinguished firewood, thin smoke slowly spread towards the sky.The gentle starlight fell down and fell on the sparkling stream, like a stream of gems.

"...Huh? Zhuli? What is this?"

"long johns."

"……Oh."