[Comprehensive] Long live the sexual turn!

Saeki Juri found that recently Sasuke and Itachi appeared to be particularly diligent.

"This is what the fourth generation asked me to hand over to you."

"new job."

"Why don't we complete this commission together?"

Originally, they were just colleagues who would get together occasionally, but recently these two people have frequently appeared in front of her, and they are overwhelming tasks that need to be completed together.The frequency was so high that Zhuli mistakenly thought that the Uchiha clan was going bankrupt.

Otherwise, how could the brothers Sasuke and Itachi frantically accept missions to earn commissions?

The weather in October is already a little bit cold, but the branches outside the window are still lush green.Saeki Juri stood beside Minato, listening to Minato's words in silence, but her eyes drifted out unconsciously.

...There is no one on the roof outside the window.

There is only one autumn leaf, which seems to know the arrival of autumn in advance, and it falls slowly.

"I'm counting on you for the envoy from the Snow Country." Wearing a royal robe and a bamboo hat, Minato put down his pen and said with great concern, "I know that envoy has a bad temper, so please be patient. .”

Zhuli nodded, agreed quietly, and left Minato's office with the documents in hand.As soon as she closed the door, Uchiha Itachi appeared—similar things happened frequently recently.

"An envoy from the Snow Country? That's quite a troublesome person. Is it okay to go alone?" The young man's patient and concerned voice can always calm people down.

Zhuli raised his head and asked, "Senior Itachi, there is something I've wanted to ask for a long time."

"Ok?"

"Why does Senior Itachi always take special care of me?" She said with a hint of confusion in her tone, "There are many juniors like me who need help more than me."

"...Ah, this." Itachi smiled slightly and replied calmly, "Because this is something Kakashi-senpai specifically asked me to do, so I always wanted to help Saeki."

Zhuli said "oh" belatedly, and then said "thank you".

No one knows what the other is thinking.

——It turned out to be Kakashi again!It's Kakashi again!It's Kakashi again! By Zhuli

——Finally found a decent excuse... by Itachi

The two walked out of the Hokage building together, and walked towards the hotel where the ambassador from the Snow Country lived.After a few steps, he saw Sasuke Uchiha on the bridge.

"Saeki, are you going to meet the envoy from the Snow Country? That's a rather troublesome guy, is it alright if you're alone?" Sasuke asked as he leaned against the bridge railing.

Zhuli: ...

Thank you for asking me the same question.

"Of course it doesn't matter." Itachi said with a smile, "because I will go together."

"Then I too..." Sasuke turned his face sideways, with a hint of hesitation in his tone.

It was too late, but soon, a group of young girls suddenly passed by here.Seeing Sasuke, they burst into screams of amazement, like a cloud of moving love dust, sending out pink bubbles and rushing towards Sasuke.

"It's Sasuke-kun!"

"Sasuke-kun, aren't you working today?"

"So handsome..."

Such scenes have been common since the first day Sasuke stepped into the ninja school. There are even girls who turn against each other because of him, and never become girlfriends or rivals in love.Seeing this situation, Sasuke decided to leave immediately with a cold face.

however--

At this moment, Uchiha Itachi decisively and gently showed the kaleidoscope Sharingan to the girls.I don't know what kind of powerful illusion was activated, and the pink bubbles above the girls' heads were even worse.They surrounded Sasuke, and the words in their mouths became more and more strange.

"Sasuke-kun! Sasuke-kun is so gentle today! He even called me 'kitten'!"

"Look at the rose in Sasuke-kun's hand! Is it for me?"

"Sasuke-kun's dressing style has also changed, he seems to be a gentle and affectionate vagabond! He also has his own teeth flashing special effect!"

Sasuke:  …

——What the hell did this guy show them? !Does Chara help? !

Sasuke was surrounded by girls and couldn't get away. He could only watch the heartless Saeki Zhuri leave with Itachi with a calm face.Uchiha Itachi, on the other hand, turned around before leaving and said a word to Sasuke.

"Sasuke... come to us when you have eyes like mine."

Sasuke:  …

Will you put the eyes of Chara to help the illusion!

Did you use this sentence in the wrong place?

Uchiha Sasuke was a little discouraged, he might never get the kaleidoscope Sharingan like Itachi in his life. "Kaleidoscope" represents the highest state of the Uchiha clan's Sharingan, and only "experienced the unforgettable pain and loss" will open the Kaleidoscope Sharingan.

But now the five major countries are extremely peaceful, and there is no war anywhere, and this kind of "unforgettable pain and loss" rarely occurs.

When Itachi was 13 years old, he turned on the kaleidoscope because he dropped a limited-edition three-color dumpling that hadn’t even taken a bite, and the dumpling was pecked by a crow.He stood in pain for a long time facing the string of tricolor balls, from the setting sun until the sky was filled with dark blue, and then he opened the kaleidoscope Sharingan that night.

Sasuke has no such interest in Sanshidanzi.

He hates sweets the most.

It took a lot of effort for Sasuke to finally break free from the girl's siege.He looked around and found Itachi and Zhuli at the door of the hotel. The two seemed to have finished their work, so the envoy from the Snow Country sent them out on purpose.

"Zeber..."

"Are you here to see Miss Pearl?"

As soon as Sasuke called out, he heard an unfamiliar voice behind him.Sasuke looked sideways, and it turned out that it was Yiqi who was carrying a shopping bag.

"Ah, the first episode." Zhuli also saw the first episode.She walked up a few steps and said, "Senior Itachi said he wanted to invite me to dinner. I won't be eating at home tonight."

"No."

"No."

Sasuke and the first issue made their voices in unison.Three seconds later, Sasuke with a cold and arrogant face and Yiqi Yizhen with a gentle face looked at each other, and then said in unison: "Since they are all out...then take us with you."

Thus, Itachi and Zhuli's dinner for two turned into a foursome.

***

Zhuli likes spicy food, so the place to eat is a noodle shop with a "spicy" sign.Although this noodle shop is not as famous as Yile and has many veterans, it is still well-known.

However, the seating arrangement of this ramen shop is very mysterious.

On one side of the table is a sofa chair for three people to sit together.On the other side, there is a lonely small round stool dragged by Zero Hour to make up the count.

In this case, there are destined to be three people who can sit close together; and the remaining one person will become an existence like "Moses who split the Red Sea", sitting alone on the round stool, as if he is the chosen one.

In an instant, the eyes of Sasuke, Itachi and Yiqi met each other, and quickly locked on the three-seater sofa chair.

"Since we are inviting Saeki to dinner, of course Saeki has to sit in the middle." Sasuke crossed his arms, glanced at several people, his tone was like a king giving orders, "Itachi, do you have any objections?"

"Of course I... don't care about such small things." Itachi laughed, as if he was helpless with Sasuke's childishness.His mature appearance made Sasuke feel alarm bells ringing in his heart.

Great!

Patronizing to grab seats, forgetting that impression points are also very important!

"I'm used to taking care of Miss Zhuli." The eyes of the first period met Shang Itachi's eyes without giving in, "I must sit with Miss Zhuli."

Just when the three people looked at each other, Saeki Juri was silent, turned around, walked, walked to the small round stool, sat down quietly, and became the chosen one actively, silently and decisively.

"Sit down." Zhu Li said simply, "Let's order."

Everyone: ...

Careless! !

Yiqi Yizhen, Uchiha Itachi, and Uchiha Sasuke were silent for a while, and sat down on the sofa chair silently.This scene was a bit funny, Sasuke quickly frowned and said, "It's too crowded...no way."

"?" Zhu Li tilted his head.She thought for a while, then stood up, dragged a high baby chair from the side, pointed to the baby chair and said to Sasuke, "Please."

Sasuke:  …

Who wants to sit in that chair! !

The high chair was placed alone by the table, exuding a terrifying coercion invisibly.Under the pressure comparable to the simultaneous arrival of the Five Kages and the outbreak of the Ninja World War again, no one protested about the seat issue.

Ramen and side dishes came quickly.The steaming noodle soup exudes a dense heat, and the soup base is a rare black pepper color, which is unique.Seaweed slices, eggs, char siu and bean sprouts are neatly stacked on one side of the ramen bowl, waiting for the favor of chopsticks.The rich aroma of soup fat comes to the nostrils, mixed with the charming taste of spicy seasoning, which whets Zhuli's appetite.

When she just picked up the chopsticks, a piece of char siu was suddenly picked up.

Zhuli raised her head and saw Yiqi Yizhen, who seemed to be bathed in the divine healing radiance, staring at her with extremely gentle eyes, her whole body full of loving aura.

"I know Miss Zhuli likes this. Please don't be polite, mine is Miss Zhuli's." Phase [-] said.

Zhuli: ...

Her hand holding the chopsticks was going to be numb.

Although I usually do this in the first phase, didn't I use too much force today!

She picked up the piece of char siew, and just about to put it in her mouth, an egg suddenly fell into her bowl.She looked up quickly, but saw Uchiha Itachi on the other side, also showing a standard senior and brother-like smile, staring at her with great concern, and said: "I often eat with Saeki, and I know she likes to add more to her ramen." Half a boiled egg."

The two rays of light collided at the same time.

At this moment, it seemed that two people were competing for the title of "True Gentle Healer".

Itachi and Yiqi looked at each other, one lifted up his cuffs, the other wiped his fingers, and then continued to take care of Saeki Juri at a rapid speed.Arms fluttering in the air, chopsticks flying together, as if it was the Chunin exam site.

"Eat this..."

"Miss Zhuli likes..."

"Why don't you try this..."

"nutritious……"

Sasuke Uchiha, who was sandwiched between Itachi and Yiqi Yishin, simply put down his chopsticks, folded his hands under his chin, and showed a bitter face.

Itachi finally gave up.When he saw the tall hill in front of Zuori Saeki, he showed a dumbfounded expression.He put down his chopsticks, and said in a low voice: "Ah, I'm sorry, Saeki.... There are too many dishes for you at the moment. Let's take it as the selfishness of the senior."

There is apology in his eyes, which is really hard to hate.

Zhu Li let out an "oh", and picked up the trembling stack of char siu pork.Then, he decisively put it in Sasuke's bowl.She explained coldly: "Don't worry, I haven't touched the chopsticks yet, and all the bowls are clean. I can't finish eating, so I leave it to Sasuke."

Sasuke was slightly taken aback.

At that moment, he noticed that the two people beside him seemed to read a few words in their hearts at the same time——

Careless! !

***

In early October, the wedding of Sarutobi Asma and Yuhihong was held as scheduled.

This couple has been secretly in love since they were teenagers, and they have been in love for more than ten years, and they finally achieved a positive result when they both passed the age of 30. (If it wasn't for Yu Hihong's pregnancy, maybe they could continue to procrastinate)

Asma and Hong sent invitations to many people, so the wedding day was very lively.Anyone who is a little familiar with the village came to participate, and even ninjas from Sand Ninja Village came from thousands of miles away.

Half an hour before the wedding, the young girls who were bridesmaids were still in a panic getting ready in the dressing room.

"Who saw my brooch?"

"Help me fasten my belt! Thank you!"

"I don't know who will receive the bouquet in a while?"

Several young girls huddled together in front of a large mirror, carefully arranging their appearance.Long or short skirts hang down like petals.Together they look like clusters of brightly colored flowers.

Saeki Juri is not one of them.

Her clothes are simple in style, an ordinary white suspender dress.Zip it up and brush your hair, and you're good to go.Now, Zhuli, who is ready, is sitting on the sofa like a retired veteran cadre, watching Ino and the others with a wooden face, studying how to wear the brooch with great interest.

When Ino turned his head and saw Saeki Juri, his fighting spirit was immediately ignited.

"You are so simple!" Ino pulled the simple Zhuli in front of the mirror, "A beautiful girl of our age should dress up properly."

Zhuli: ...

No, she's not a pretty girl, she's a piggy girl.

Ino and Sakura obviously have a lot of experience in "dressing up girls".The two of them rummaged through jewelry, put necklaces and rings on for Zhuli, and took great pains to find a pair of white satin gloves, and put them on for Zhuli.

"Sleeveless skirts should be paired with long gloves." Ino was very satisfied with his masterpiece.Turning her eyes, she saw the gauze blindfold Zhu Li was wearing, and she had another idea in her heart, "The gauze is really out of place, I'll change it for you..."

"Wait!"

Saeki Juri's warning came late.

At that moment, Ino had already taken off Tamari's blindfold.But in front of several people, it happened to be a big mirror for makeup.The next moment, an extremely tragic human tragedy occurred in the locker room.

bang bang bang bang bang...

Saeki Juri turned into a skinny boy.

Well, it's nothing.

The key is……

Beside Zhuli, on one left and one on the right, stood two big men in formal dresses.Tall and mighty, he exudes a masculine heroism and a sense of security.If you just look at their physiques and faces, there are bound to be countless young women screaming and fainting because of their hormones.

...although their biceps are popping out of their sleeves.

"Wait...wait!" Haruno Sakura (♂) and Yamanaka Ino (♂) both stared at each other in shock.After a long time, Sakura touched Ino's chest muscles, Ino touched Sakura's akimbo muscles, and said in unison: "Is this a dream..."

"No."

Zhu Li covered her left eye and said, "There is only one way to undo the gender switch, and let the person you hate the most confess to you. There are still 10 minutes before the wedding, so hurry up."

"The person you hate?" Sakura was taken aback.

"Confession...?" Ino was also taken aback.

Then, the two Schwarzenegger hunks were a little awkward.

"That... I hate Sasuke..."

"I hate Sasuke too... Sai also hates..."

"Hey!!"

Zhuli's "Hello" woke them both up.Sakura coughed, and couldn't help but start scanning herself in the mirror.She looked at it for a while, and expressed her opinion with her chin: "There's nothing wrong with being a man. I have such a perfect body now, and it's not bad to be a best man. ... I don't need Sasuke-kun anymore! Hahaha!"

Zhuli:?

Before Zhuli could say anything, Sakura (♂) raised a smile and slammed Zhuli with a crisp gesture.She looked up at Zhuli and said, "It feels really good to be a man. How about it? Want to try being with me?"

Zhuli:? ?

At that moment, Zhuli showed [a ghostly smile that made the production team eager to say goodbye].

Although the current Sakura is indeed evil, handsome, and domineering president, but this is not her own reason!

"There are still 10 minutes! Hurry up!" Zhuli got out of the range of Sakura's wall, and hurriedly ran out, "I'm going first!"

——She had to undo her gender conversion first.

***

Saiki Juri was jumping among the trees with lush branches, and his white figure passed through the clumps of green leaves.Looking through the gaps in the leaves, she could barely see the figures of the guests talking around the round table.

Kakashi...

Kakashi...

Ten seconds later, she spotted Kakashi's figure.Hatake Kakashi was leaning against a tree trunk, talking to Uchiha Obito.Obito put on the black formal suit in a decent manner, but Kakashi was still wearing the half-new Konoha vest, as if he had no new clothes.

"Kakashi, I heard that you sent Xiaozhuli home after getting drunk that day? You don't want to attack my students, do you?"

"You think too much, Obito."

"Tamari is a child, Kakashi, are you going too far?"

"You're thinking too much, Obitu....Speaking of which, I remember you promised me not to bring Zhuli to drink again."

"A grown-up like Zhuli has full autonomy. What's wrong with her and me going to drink?"

The distance was too far, and Zhuli couldn't hear what the two were talking about.She only knew one thing: Obito-sensei must not find out that she had become a man.Otherwise, maybe that unreliable guy would laugh at her for days and nights.

She looked around and took off her high heels.Taking advantage of the opportunity when Obito was attracted by Naruto, she aimed at Kakashi's shoulder and threw it quickly and neatly.

With a snap, Kakashi was hit by the high heel.

He lifted the shoe that fell from the sky, and looked suspiciously at the branch.Soon, he found a snow-white skirt under the cover of the branches and leaves - someone was standing on the branch with one bare foot, and the skirt was fluttering.

"Obito, I'll leave for a while." After Kakashi said, he jumped up the tree, "Don't worry, I didn't attack your students."

"Wait—" Obito's voice was left behind by Kakashi.

Kakashi jumped over the branch in a few moves and stood on the branch high in Zhuri.Looking down from his angle, he could just see the boy in a long skirt standing expressionlessly.

He held the shoe in his hand, put one hand in his pocket, and said slowly, "I thought it was some Cinderella who lost the shoe, but it turned out to be a man."

"This is an accident!" Zhuri said awkwardly, "The wedding is about to begin! Please, Hatake Shinobu. I will... I will give you a better thank you than last time!"

"Really?" Hatake Kakashi showed a lazy smile, "Then I'm looking forward to it."

He jumped to Zhuli's side and whispered that sentence in her ear.With these words, the Saeki Zongli changed back to Saeki Juri.She exhaled, glanced at Kakashi very nervously, and stammered "Thank you".

"Thank you?" Kakashi asked.

"Here we come!" Zhuli was wearing only one shoe, and her steps were a little unsteady.She stepped forward and gave Kakashi a bear hug, like a koala hanging on him.After hugging, she calmly said, "This is my thank you."

Kakashi was silent.

Then, he rolled his eyes with a smile and said, "Cunning little brat... Forget it, let me put your shoes on for you first, it's outrageous to be barefoot all the time."

After speaking, he pressed Zhuli's shoulders and made her sit on a broad branch.He squatted down, held up the soles of the girl's feet, and put the high-heeled shoes she used as a hidden weapon back on Zhuli's feet.

His hands are beautiful, and Zhuli always thinks that his hands should be used to do some pleasing things, but he prefers to use them to read the unscrupulous "Massacre in Paradise".

As for what kind of pleasing things...

Perhaps it was the appearance of putting the shoes on the girl at this very moment.

The hustle and bustle of the guests was a little far away, and the sunlight leaked through the green leaves, and it seemed that even the light was dyed green.The man's actions obviously didn't look very solemn, but she had the illusion that this was some kind of ritual.

It should be an extremely quiet moment, but a discordant note suddenly sounded somewhere.

"Ka-ka-xi-" the wild Uchiha Obito suddenly appeared, with a terrifying expression on his face, "Are you going to attack my students? What are you doing?"

"Ah..." Kakashi immediately raised his hands in surrender after putting on her shoes, and said dumbfoundingly, "It's just putting on her shoes, you don't have to think about it.... If Obito is not happy, you can also treat me s student……"

"I wouldn't be ashamed to do that to Sakura!" Obito retorted angrily.

"Who told you to put on shoes for Sakura?" Kakashi was very calm, "I am also reluctant to hand over the children of the Haruno family to you. What I mean is, you can try to attack Naruto or something."

Obito: ...? ? ?

Something is wrong!

The author has something to say: Naruto: ? ?BAA Baa baa? ? ?Isn't the way you beat your rivals a little weird?

Is anyone buying Sakura shares? Hahahaha