[Comprehensive] Long live the sexual turn!

After Zhuri Saeki returned to Konoha Village after performing the mission, he had something more on his mind.

Occasionally, she would be lost in thought, and it would be difficult for others to pick her out of her own world.Such things may happen when you are halfway making tea, reading halfway through a book, or even halfway through taking a bath.She would stay in the steamy bathroom for two hours, and she had to use high-frequency knocking on the door to wake her up.

This is obviously not a good sign for those who are good at observation.

What kind of things can hang on Miss Zhuli's heart for a long time, and make her refuse to confide in herself?

There is no need to make too many guesses. In the first issue, several possible targets (love) targets (enemies): Uchiha Obito who often invites Miss Zhuri to drink together; Uzumaki Naruto who is waiting for the opportunity to confess to Miss Zhuri ; Uchiha Sasuke who "had a youthful relationship between boys and girls" with Ms. Zhuri in the rumors.

(As for Hatake Kakashi, he was the first to be filtered out. Because Saeki Zhuri often denounced "how disgusting it is for a man to read 18R books all day long.")

In the first phase, it was decided that whenever Juri Saeki might come into contact with these three people alone, he should keep an eye on them to prevent the enemy (emotion) from attacking (position).

On this morning, Saeki Juri went out to work as usual.

She stood at the entrance, waved to Yiqi, and said, "I'll see you tonight, Yiqi."

"Please be sure to pay attention to your own safety," Phase [-] urged earnestly, "Don't let others do strange things to you."

Zhuli always felt that today's episode was a bit weird, it seemed to be full-on mode with alert ON.

***

Today's job is to release those C-level and D-level tasks that have been sorted out by others - "find lost pets", "repair the roof", "clean the backyard", "drive away the wild boars in the field" and so on Task.The faces of the newcomers turned around in front of Zhuli. Just as Zhuli finished most of the tasks and was about to rest, a voice full of vitality suddenly popped out beside his ear.

"Yo! Saeki! I and Kakashi-sensei are here to receive my S-rank mission!"

Uzumaki Naruto stepped in happily, and rushed to Zhuli in a few steps.He put his hands on Zhuli's desk, looking eager to try.

A few meters away, Kakashi came in slowly.

"There is no S-class, only D-class." Zhuli said mercilessly, "Clean up the weeds in the nursery, go quickly."

"What—" Uzumaki Naruto was extremely disappointed.

Zhuri watched his performance, and complained silently in her heart: Minato took into account the relationship between his son and Kakashi as a teacher and student, and specially arranged for them to do some light-hearted D-level tasks together.However, it seems that Naruto did not get the great paternal love. .

Who made Naruto always be a submissive?

S-level missions don't wait for a ninja.

"Saeki, even if it's a D-level task, I will try my best to do it well." Naruto clenched his fist and made a resolute expression, "Next time you will definitely give me an S-level task!"

"It's not my decision, it's the Fourth Generation Lord's decision." Zhu Nei explained expressionlessly.

"You can't..." Naruto touched his head embarrassingly, and said aggrievedly, "Encourage others. Isn't it like this in comics? Girls will encourage the protagonist who is about to embark on an adventure or something ..."

Zhuli: ...

Naruto is not the protagonist of any J○mp manga, so why not encourage him?

...Besides, believe it or not, she turns into a boy in minutes!

Naruto and Kakashi took the task, turned and left together.Kakashi, who had been holding "Kissing Heaven" all the time, turned his head inadvertently when he turned around, and made a gesture towards Saeki Juri with a smile - he tapped the corner of his mouth with his index finger.

This action, coupled with his brisk, slightly airy smile, made people feel that he must be implying something great.

Seeing his movements, Zhuli's cheeks turned red uncontrollably.

Obviously her expression is still dull, like a doll that has been carefully crafted; but the redness like a drop of blood cannot be ignored.Naruto had already walked to the door, and when he turned around, he happened to see the scene where she blushed, and an excited smile appeared on her face instantly.

The office door was closed, blocking out Naruto's yelling.

"Kakashi-sensei, did you see—she's blushing! She's blushing! What I just said must be effective, right? It really is..."

Zhuri, who was sitting behind the desk, heard Naruto's distant shout, and quietly breathed a sigh of relief.

Ah, fortunately, the simple Naruto didn't think much about it.

When she thought of Kakashi's meaningful action just now, she felt a little annoyed in her heart - that guy, why did you remind her of that matter?She kissed him in a daze, so what?

Zhuri even hoped that he was wrong, Kakashi had never done that action at all.

With this in mind, she rubbed her eyes, and then rubbed her eyes again.With so many thoughts, coupled with desertion, she accidentally rubbed off her blindfold.The consequences were obvious—when Pearl looked up, her face was reflected in the glass window facing the desk.Then, with a soft sound, Zhuli Saeki disappeared, and Zongli Saeki appeared.

--Oops!

The thin boy stood up straight, nervously put the blindfold back on, stared at himself in the window pane helplessly, and then began to wander back and forth.

What to do? What to do? What to do?

To find Kakashi...?Farewell.

Just at this time, there was a knock on the door.Uchiha Sasuke's voice came from outside the door: "Saeki? Are you there? About work... Saeki? I'm coming in."

With a click, the door handle swung open, and Sasuke Uchiha walked in.

The handsome young man with black hair and black eyes, dressed in white, with a Kusanagi sword tied behind his back, looks like a simple painting outlined in black and white.

What greeted Sasuke was a strange scene - Juri Saeki was crawling on the windowsill, looking as if he was about to open the window and jump out, as if Sasuke was some kind of terrifying scourge.

"What is this for?" Sasuke asked in a cold tone, "Why did you run away when you saw me?"

"..." Zhuli didn't speak, but still turned his back to him, maintaining the posture of climbing on the window sill.

"Why did you run away?" Sasuke frowned slightly, and then said, "Still, you..."

The corners of his lips raised slightly.

——This guy, could it be that he was too nervous to meet him?

He remembered what happened the last time he was here - he pushed this slender girl into a corner, leaving her nowhere to escape.The ends of his hair brushed against the girl's cheek, but she kept her head down, not even daring to look at him more.

If Naruto hadn't come later, maybe things would have developed faster.

"Let's put aside the task given by Lord IV for now." Sasuke approached the window sill, put his arm on Tamari's side, crossed his legs, and slammed into Tamari like last time.

However, this time Zhuli always turned her back to him.

"Zeber, I haven't finished what I wanted to say last time." He lowered his head, trying to find places like the base of the girl's ears and neck.When he tried to get closer, a man's voice sounded like thunder.

"Sasuke-kun, are you gay with me?"

Sasuke:  …

Great!

In an instant, Sasuke jumped back and landed neatly, and pulled out the Kusanagi sword beautifully with his backhand.Holding the sword in his right hand, Lei Qie in his left hand, the Sangouyu Sharingan directly shot out in his eyes.

"What's going on! Who are you?" Sasuke asked.

Juri Saeki (♂) turned around blankly and said, "I just accidentally turned myself into a male."

The young man standing in front of Sasuke was thin, with handsome features, almost similar to Juri, but his chest was flatter, his figure was less predictable, and his appearance was a bit more masculine.

"...It's Saeki." Sasuke murmured secretly, put away the Kusanagi sword, and the three-pointed jade in his eyes disappeared, "It's really troublesome that you accidentally turned yourself into a man."

——However, this seems to be quite good.

Sasuke crossed his arms and leaned against the wall, thinking of a joke in his heart.He let go of his pride in a rare way, raised his eyebrows and said to Zhuli: "It's not bad to be a man. If you don't know how to live as a man, you can treat me as a 'brother'. As an elder brother, I am willing to teach you."

It's not bad to be able to take advantage of words.

"Sasuke, your brother is here." Uchiha Itachi suddenly hung upside down from the window.

He appeared so suddenly that no one had noticed before.Zhuri and Sasuke could only watch helplessly as the braided elder brother turned over and jumped into the room.

"Itachi?!" Sasuke immediately switched to the high-cold mode, and said contemptuously, "Forget it. It's just a casual talk. How could I take the initiative to regard others as 'brothers'? I don't need friends or brothers."

Uchiha Itachi put a stack of documents in Zhuli's table, and said, "Saeki, Lord IV asked me to hand it over to you. By the way, although Sasuke doesn't want to make Saiki his brother, I'm willing to give it a try. .”

Sasuke: ...? !

"I wanted to try it a long time ago." Itachi rested his chin on one hand, lost in thought, with a serious expression, "What does it feel like to say 'stupid brother' to my brother. However, this That's something you can't say to Sasuke."

Sasuke:? ! ? !

He is clearly a focused and serious person, yet he speaks unbelievable words.Only Uchiha Itachi can make people feel that there is no sense of disobedience-this is probably because his temperament is quiet and gentle, making people not aware of any OOC feeling.

"...You guys talk." Zhu Li moved towards the door secretly, and said in a low voice, "I'll go and solve the problem of sex change first."

"Saeki, wait a minute—" Sasuke and Itachi shouted at the same time.

As soon as this sentence came out, the two brothers looked at each other.The cold and arrogant younger brother and the gentle elder brother found incredible and meaningful expressions on each other's faces.

When they explored and pondered each other's intentions, Saeki Juri had already slipped away.

In the office, Sasuke and Itachi were still looking at each other.

"Sasuke," Itachi said first.He closed his eyes slightly, and his voice was gentle and concerned, "I found out a long time ago that you seemed to pay too much attention to Zuobo. Do you like Zuobo?"

"Itachi," Sasuke didn't answer, but frowned and asked, "I also found that you are taking too much care of Saeki. Ordinary juniors will not develop to the point of 'please come to see mother at home'? Are you right? Saeki, she...?"

silence.

silence.

silence.

The two brothers each had complicated thoughts in their hearts.

——Since he is the person my brother likes, then let me back down.Although it is rare to meet a woman who is interested, a woman is not necessary.As long as my brother likes it... Sasuke thinks so.

——Since he is the person Sasuke likes, then let's give in.Although he thinks that Saeki Zhuri is very suitable to be the wife of the Uchiha clan, Sasuke is also very important.If it's for his younger brother... Itachi thinks so.

After a long silence, Itachi and Sasuke shook their heads at the same time.

"Itachi, you're thinking too much." Sasuke showed a proud expression, "I don't have the interest and time to play love games with those girls....The pursuit of power is my goal."

"I don't like Saeki either." Itachi, who was talking with him at the same time, had a calm face and spoke in an orderly manner, "She and I are just ordinary colleagues, that's all. It's because Kakashi-senpai asked me to take special care of her. Follow her."

Itachi and Sasuke finished speaking at about the same time, and the two of them were stunned again.

——It turns out that my brother doesn't like Saeki, so I will... by Sasuke.

——It turns out that Sasuke doesn't like Saiki, so I will... by Itachi.

The two brothers looked at each other and smiled, as if they had reached a consensus.

***

Hatake Kakashi and Uzumaki Naruto are performing a D-level mission together.

Kakashi had already finished his share of work, and lay down on the roof to take a nap.The afternoon sun hung down, passed through the gaps in the branches and leaves, and sprinkled finely on his sleeping face.

Because of mistakes such as "pulling out the seedlings by mistake" and "burning the ground", Naruto Uzumaki is working hard to make up for his mistakes.Occasionally he raised his head and felt frustrated when he saw Kakashi slouching.

Suddenly, Naruto spotted a familiar figure under the tree next to the nursery.

It seems to be... Saeki Juri.

Judging by the walking pace and figure, it should be Saeki.But she wore a cloak on a sunny day and pulled her hat up high, as if trying to hide herself.

Naruto couldn't care so much, and instantly became excited.He rushed over and greeted Zhuli: "Is this Saeki? Are you here to visit me? Are you here to cheer me up?"

However, his warm greeting was not reciprocated.Saeki Juri quickly jumped onto the roof, walked to Kakashi's side in a few steps, and knelt down in front of him.

Sensing that the sunlight was blocked, Kakashi opened one eye.

The object of entry is the youthful, troubled face.

A smile appeared in Kakashi's eyes.He pulled out the slightly numb arm that was pillowed behind his head, groped the ends of his hair warmed by the sun, and said in a low voice, "Do you want to hear it again?...I mean, that sentence."

His voice was so low that Naruto, who was bouncing around in the nursery, couldn't hear their conversation clearly.Curious Naruto bent down to remove the weeds, and asked loudly: "What are you talking about - Saeki - Teacher Kakashi -"

Kakashi straightened up and reminded Naruto: "You'd better concentrate on your work. Don't annoy the client again."

Reminded by Kakashi, and thinking of the endless enemy-like nursery in front of him, Naruto wanted to cry, so he obediently knelt down and continued weeding.

"Excuse me, Mr. Kakashi." Zhuri tugged on the hood and whispered, "Please help me cancel the gender switch, thank you."

Hatake Kakashi was not generous enough to help her.He tapped his knee with his forefinger, looking calm: "Well, this time, I think just saying 'thank you' is not enough. I think Zhuli should pay for something else."

Zhuli:?

What is this guy whimsical about?

Kakashi obviously didn't think he was whimsical.He seemed to have already thought about what to do, so he tapped the corner of his mouth slowly with his fingertips.The eyes full of laughter and narrowness stared straight at Zhuli like this, as if she was very sure that she would agree to him.

"...You!" Zhuli's cheeks turned red again.She said quickly and softly, "Kakashi, I never knew you were such a person that you like kissing boys!"

"What—?!" At this time, Naruto's ears were sharp.Although he didn't turn around, he was still struggling with the weeds in the nursery, but his voice was very excited, "Who likes to kiss boys? Was it Mr. Kakashi talking just now?"

"You heard it wrong." Kakashi said to Naruto very calmly without panic, "Hurry up and work."

After that, he smiled and pulled Saeki Zhuri closer, and leaned over to her ear.The shape of the mouth changed slightly, and a few seconds later, the red-cheeked boy turned into a red-cheeked girl in a cloud of smoke.

Zhuli turned back into a woman, but she didn't feel at ease at all.

"... Now, the payment can be made," Kakashi said.

"But, Naruto-kun..." Zhuli turned her head stiffly, looked at Uzumaki Naruto who was fighting hard in the nursery, and whispered, "Is this really good?"

"What's the matter?" Kakashi's expression was very relaxed, without the slightest sense of "he's doing something big". "If Juri doesn't want to, then forget it."

"...Wait, wait." Saeki Juri suppressed the struggle and entanglement in his heart.She glanced back at Naruto Uzumaki vigilantly, confirmed that he was immersed in the D-level mission, and then reached for his face with trembling hands.

This guy is so annoying, wears a mask all the time.

Does he particularly like to see her take the initiative to take off his mask?

Must be.

Otherwise, why would he keep that smile all the time, as if he was waiting to see her good show?

Zhuli quickly pulled off his mask and leaned forward.

Originally, she just wanted to simply touch the other party's lips and settle the matter hastily, but Kakashi obviously disagreed—although there is Uzumaki Naruto not far away; although Juri is extremely nervous now, for fear of being discovered by others— — But Kakashi still didn't intend to let her go easily.

When she was about to retreat, the man's hand was on her waist.

The strength of her hand was a bit strong, so she couldn't escape.

Kakashi...

Zhuli's heart was beating fast, she stared desperately at Naruto's direction from the corner of her eye, and she was extremely worried that Naruto would find this scene when he turned around.However, Kakashi didn't seem flustered at all.

He just smiled and looked at her, entangled with her breath.

"Hey, Kakashi-sensei, what kind of medicine is this!"

Naruto held up a herb that he accidentally picked off, and turned slightly sideways.It was too late to say, but soon, Saeki Juri quickly escaped from Kakashi's shackles and retreated to the other corner of the roof.

When Naruto turned around, Kakashi had put on his mask and was lazily lying on the roof basking in the sun again.

"It's a medicine used as a hemostatic agent. Although it's not expensive, you have to pay for it if you pull it out." Kakashi chuckled and said, "After careful calculation, Naruto-kun's mission money for today was deducted. It's almost done...Forget it, let's rest."

When the break time came, several people sat on the bench under the tree.Kakashi took out the water bottle and handed it to Naruto.The dejected Naruto raised his head and took a sip of ice water, and the vitality was injected into his body along with the infiltration of water.

Thinking that Saeki Juri was here, Naruto's spirits improved again.

He started a new attempt at flirting with straight men.

"Saeki," Naruto moved a little to the direction of Saeki Juri, and asked seriously, "Do you have anyone you want to marry?"

Saeki Yuri glanced at him lightly, then simply shook his head.

"Okay," Naruto said with a hearty smile, "Then I announce that the person you want to marry in the future is here!"

Zhuli: ...

She maintained a wooden expression, but her fingers tightly grasped the hem of the clothes.

"Saeki," Naruto started a new attempt.He tilted his head, trying hard to learn the girl-picking skills taught to him by Sai, and asked half-bakedly, clumsily, "Do you have a boyfriend?"

Saeki Juri shook his head and whispered, "I don't need it."

"Then how can I do it?" Naruto announced with great pride, "From now on, you have a boyfriend—he's here too!"

After he said this, he felt very uneasy in his heart.These are some "secrets for teasing girls" that Sai taught him, collected from a book called "Straight Men Talking to Bot".It is said that these cheats for picking up girls are infallible, and I don't know if they are effective...

Thinking of this, Naruto peeked nervously at Zhuri.

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, but you are startled when you see it-Juri Saeki is blushing quietly again.

He had never seen Saeki blushing before!This is so rare!Rare than Sasuke blushing!

The sense of accomplishment in Naruto's heart suddenly soared.

"I, I'm leaving." Zhuli coughed, got up and left here.

"Goodbye—" Naruto waved to her in a good mood.As soon as he turned around, he said excitedly to Kakashi, "Hey, Kakashi-sensei, you saw it! You saw it! I'm still very attractive!"

"...Yes, yes." Hatake Kakashi laughed.Leaning against the tree, he said slowly, "Thank you Naruto today."

Suddenly being thanked by the teacher, Naruto felt a little confused.However, he quickly figured it out, patted his chest, and said: "Pull weeds is my task, there is nothing to thank me for. Work, work."

Kakashi was still laughing.

...Ah, I don't know why, but I suddenly feel that Naruto-kun is a bit pitiful...

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