Sure enough, things are not that simple. When I entered the door, I found Qingdai sitting on the bed, her shoes were gone... how do I get here...
The bridesmaids told them there were a lot of hurdles to go before they could find the shoes, or else?Hmph, don't even try to pick up the bride.Kaka looked pitifully at Qing Dai who was about to become his wife, Qing Dai could only give him a helpless expression, I can't save you...
"Don't look at it, I hid the shoes, you see she is useless." Gu Teng took a cool look at Kaka from the side.
It's over, it's over, it's cool, let's send a cool song to the groom...
Well, resign to fate.Kaka looked at Gu Teng helplessly and hopelessly, "What challenges do we need to complete?"
Gu Teng smiled faintly, and Kaka's heart felt cold...
Gu Teng took out a piece of paper from behind. It was full of various activities, and he couldn't understand Chinese, but judging from the previous challenges that were out of morals, he knew that there must be no morals.
First of all... Eating biscuits, this is not ordinary biscuits, this is very tricky eating biscuits.The groom's group raised their heads, and the bridesmaids put biscuits on their foreheads. They couldn't lower their heads and wanted to use their five senses to eat the biscuits.The champion who eats the most will not be punished, but everyone else will be punished, what kind of punishment...
Wax paper hair removal!
The number of biscuits eaten by the champion minus the number of biscuits eaten by the punished is the base amount to be punished. If there is a difference, paste a few wax papers on different parts of each long hair. If the biscuits are dropped during eating, then Just drop a few bucks and add a few more.It's so sour...
What about ethics?What about your morals?Have you been eaten by a dog? ! !
just desperate...
What can be done, now they have the final say!Eating biscuits with tears in my eyes, and with tears in my eyes, I don’t need to drink water anymore... The five members of the groom’s group endured the inhuman torture, trembling amidst the sinister laughter of the bridesmaids.
They have to work hard, they must be champions, at this moment their enthusiasm for winning the championship is stronger than that on the court, it is simply skyrocketing.Marcelo is really funny. He came to the bottom. After 1 minute, it was either dropped or broken. Generally, if it fell off, it can’t be counted. I didn’t eat a piece... The one who ate the most was Cathy’s father, who ate eight pieces. This meant that Marcelo had to paste eight wax papers on his calves and arms, and had his hair removed, which was cruel.Ma Pengpeng's wife is here today, not only does not feel distressed, but also takes a video with a smile on her face. When her husband watched it, she said, "comeon, let you feel the pain of my hair removal. Is it not good?"
Not good, really not good.
Cassie's father ate the most, Ronaldo and Kaka only ate one piece less, Master Shui ate three yuan less, and Ma Pengpeng, hehe, eight yuan.
The wax paper is in place, the pant legs are lifted, and the wax paper is on!It's the most comfortable time!Pull out the brush, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark!The other three are all fine, Marcelo is really intoxicated, especially he also likes to play tricks, that one's cry is like chuang.
It's already so exciting here, okay, let's be a little gentler, to satisfy the wishes of all pure love lovers, all kinds of partners, Gu Teng announced the next challenge: push-ups.
It's so simple, the bridegroom group who is about to be played badly can't believe it, is it so good?
Of course it's impossible.
"This push-up is very different. We need a lot of friendly guests. All male compatriots who are willing to come over and lie down!" Don't tell me, there are quite a few people who are willing.Beckham, Rooney, Benzema, Mourinho... There are a row of men lying on the carpet, neatly arranged!
This challenge requires the groom group to come one by one, with Ma Pengpeng coming first, doing male dog waist push-ups, and doing it on these men lying on the ground!
Do you know the male dog waist push-ups?This action is also called "Teddy Style". If you don't know it, go search it yourself, and remind you to prepare napkins in advance, catch nosebleeds, interface water, or crape myrtle...
Well, this paragraph has no morals at all. It is shameless to do this kind of action similar to happy moments on these teammates, players next door, and even the coach...
Especially in the section between Kaka and Ronaldo, there are Kaka on the top and Ronaldo on the bottom, and there are C Ronaldo on the top and Kaka on the bottom. The whole atmosphere is pink, and the screams of the girls around have never stopped, for a long time Don't stop!Gu Teng stipulated that ten must be made... The screaming around became more intense, and Rooney's live broadcast room also began to frantically swipe the screen.
"On the day of the big wedding, why the groom is entangled with the best man? Is this a lack of human nature or a loss of morality. Today's legal column will reveal it to you soon."
"On the wedding day, you openly cheated on the bride in front of the bride, you guys are so stupid."
"This is the rhythm of divorce on the spot..."
"Oh my god, the official release of candy, our sex video is finally going to be dry! This wave is quite hard."
Rooney was also restless. He would pull down and kiss every groom and best man who passed by him.The shame was overwhelming, Sir Alex couldn't believe how he had such a disciple. What's funny is that when Rooney stood up, he actually hugged Sir Alex and kissed him. Colleen was not angry, and continued to hold the The live broadcast on the mobile phone made my liver tremble while laughing.
After losing their integrity, the bridesmaids finally showed mercy and let the groom's group go, and found out Qing Dai's wedding shoes and put them on for Qing Dai.Qingdai is about to get into the sedan chair, but in fact, she is getting into the car. Before getting into the car, she has to eat a sedan chair meal, implying that she will not forget her life and nourishment, and she will also serve tea to the woman Gao Tang. Qing Dai's parents are not here, so here she serves tea to her grandparents instead.Qingdai really cried when serving tea, and so did her grandparents. Grandpa is okay, after all, he is a big man, but his eyes are wet and his nose is sore, and grandma keeps wiping away tears.After serving tea, my elder brother took him out of the house, put him in the car, and drove to the man's house. Kaka hadn't bought a house in China, so he went directly to Yunshuijian, where he changed clothes and greeted the guests.
After arriving at the man's house, the worship ceremony will be held immediately.Worshiping the hall is also called "worshiping heaven and earth", which is similar to the rituals of ancient temples.However, the temple visit is to pay homage to the ancestors of the ancestral temple, while the worship hall is mainly to pay homage to the elders in the present world.From the perspective of the scope of worship, because the size of the family and the number of respected relatives vary, a person who is familiar with the clan and relatives is invited to make a list of procedures in advance.At the same time, invite another praiser to drink his name and be worshipped.The praiser issues orders: First worship to heaven and earth, second worship to ancestors, third worship to the high hall, and husband and wife worship.Then, under the guidance of the congratulators, the newlyweds bow to the elders of the male family one by one, and then to the guests and friends.In fact, the purpose of worshiping the hall is to obtain the approval of the marriage from the gods, ancestors, relatives, elders and neighbors.The high hall sitting here is the parents of both parties.
Qingdai put on that set of phoenix coronet and Xiapei, and she looked super elegant. Kaka was dressed in a Hanfu with a black background and gold pattern, and she looked very harmonious.
The whole worship process was lively and serious. At the moment when the husband and wife worshiped each other, both of them felt a big shock and the dust settled, as if they really felt that the two of them would support each other and accompany each other in the future, stumbling but happy Live every day of the rest of your life in peace.Therein lies the magic of the ritual, which brings two hearts closer through some symbolic gestures and activities.The wedding ceremony and hair tie that should have been carried out in the bridal chamber were also carried out here.
"Hehuan" refers to the newlyweds drinking "hehuan wine" together in the bridal chamber, which symbolizes the eternal friendship between the couple.Regarding the imagery of the 卺卺, in the past, people mostly understood it as "fitting together with the same dignity" and "a couple is harmonious and equal".But this view does not reflect the original meaning of Heyuan.From the point of view of cultural anthropology, the 卺卺 expresses the imagery of fertility, which is helped to realize by imitating sexual intercourse.After all, now there is the meaning of husband and wife intertwining and helping each other.
"Jiefa" means that after a woman promises to marry, she uses tassels to bind her hair, and it is not until the time of marriage that the groom unties it from her hair.Later, the traditional ceremony of knotting hair underwent major changes.The newlyweds cut off a strand of hair each in the new house, and tie it together as a token of their union, which is called "combined bun".No matter whether the hair is tied or combined, it means that their souls will always be together and never be separated.
After the worship, the host family will hold a wedding banquet to entertain relatives and friends.In ancient times, the wedding banquet was a very solemn event.On the day of the wedding, the host prepares a sumptuous dinner for the guests.But some animals will offer sacrifices to their ancestors before entertaining guests.Therefore, we say that the wedding banquet is actually a religious ceremony.At this wedding banquet, there were three animals that were ordered. The three animals were pigs, cattle and sheep. They were first enshrined to the ancestors and then used to entertain the guests.Various methods of beef, sheep and pigs are all roasted, roast suckling pig and roast whole lamb.Because there are many foreigners in the guests, they are all cut into pieces and put on the table.
The roasted whole lamb is golden and shiny on the outside, brown and crispy on the outside, soft and tender on the inside, and the mutton is fragrant and fragrant, quite palatable and unique.The roasted suckling pig is delicious in color and rich in flavor, plus the pig skin with just the right elasticity, combined with the fat of butter, makes the roasted suckling pig have a unique flavor.As early as the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Jia Sixie had already recorded roasted suckling pig in "Qi Min Yao Shu".He wrote: "The color is the same as amber, and it is like real gold. It disappears when you enter it. It is as strong as snow, and it is creamy and creamy. It is extraordinary." It shows the deliciousness of this roast suckling pig.
Beef is eaten a lot in the West, but this time, Yunshuijian cooks all the most traditional Chinese beef.Stir-fried beef with scallions, beef tenderloin with Hangzhou pepper, braised beef in soy sauce, and beef in sauce and juicy beef tendon in cold dishes.
There are a lot of dishes, and the meanings are also very good. They are all names such as growing old together, giving birth to a precious son early, and loving each other.The crooked nuts were all shocked!
After dinner, there will be trouble in the bridal chamber. On the night of flowers and candles, girls and boys break into the bridal chamber or make noise outside the bridal chamber, making it impossible for the newlyweds to sleep peacefully.It is said that the custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber has a profound meaning.In the past, the bride and groom met for the first time in the bridal chamber. Through all kinds of fun in the bridal chamber, the newly-acquainted couple lost their shyness and started a new family life happily. The bride immediately adapted to this strange family, and at the same time lost The fear and insecurity of the wedding night.
Now most of the bridal chambers are played...you know the dirty games, but because the author thinks Qingdai will collapse a little bit, so I decided to omit it, it is very dirty, you can imagine for yourself...
The author has something to say: group number: 647804004
Today there is only this chapter, and there is another episode that will be posted in the group in the afternoon, so go find it yourself in the group, everyone should know about it...
Locked, no way, delete the middle section directly... There are
☆、Wedding 2
The bridesmaids told them there were a lot of hurdles to go before they could find the shoes, or else?Hmph, don't even try to pick up the bride.Kaka looked pitifully at Qing Dai who was about to become his wife, Qing Dai could only give him a helpless expression, I can't save you...
"Don't look at it, I hid the shoes, you see she is useless." Gu Teng took a cool look at Kaka from the side.
It's over, it's over, it's cool, let's send a cool song to the groom...
Well, resign to fate.Kaka looked at Gu Teng helplessly and hopelessly, "What challenges do we need to complete?"
Gu Teng smiled faintly, and Kaka's heart felt cold...
Gu Teng took out a piece of paper from behind. It was full of various activities, and he couldn't understand Chinese, but judging from the previous challenges that were out of morals, he knew that there must be no morals.
First of all... Eating biscuits, this is not ordinary biscuits, this is very tricky eating biscuits.The groom's group raised their heads, and the bridesmaids put biscuits on their foreheads. They couldn't lower their heads and wanted to use their five senses to eat the biscuits.The champion who eats the most will not be punished, but everyone else will be punished, what kind of punishment...
Wax paper hair removal!
The number of biscuits eaten by the champion minus the number of biscuits eaten by the punished is the base amount to be punished. If there is a difference, paste a few wax papers on different parts of each long hair. If the biscuits are dropped during eating, then Just drop a few bucks and add a few more.It's so sour...
What about ethics?What about your morals?Have you been eaten by a dog? ! !
just desperate...
What can be done, now they have the final say!Eating biscuits with tears in my eyes, and with tears in my eyes, I don’t need to drink water anymore... The five members of the groom’s group endured the inhuman torture, trembling amidst the sinister laughter of the bridesmaids.
They have to work hard, they must be champions, at this moment their enthusiasm for winning the championship is stronger than that on the court, it is simply skyrocketing.Marcelo is really funny. He came to the bottom. After 1 minute, it was either dropped or broken. Generally, if it fell off, it can’t be counted. I didn’t eat a piece... The one who ate the most was Cathy’s father, who ate eight pieces. This meant that Marcelo had to paste eight wax papers on his calves and arms, and had his hair removed, which was cruel.Ma Pengpeng's wife is here today, not only does not feel distressed, but also takes a video with a smile on her face. When her husband watched it, she said, "comeon, let you feel the pain of my hair removal. Is it not good?"
Not good, really not good.
Cassie's father ate the most, Ronaldo and Kaka only ate one piece less, Master Shui ate three yuan less, and Ma Pengpeng, hehe, eight yuan.
The wax paper is in place, the pant legs are lifted, and the wax paper is on!It's the most comfortable time!Pull out the brush, the sky is dark, the sun and the moon are dark!The other three are all fine, Marcelo is really intoxicated, especially he also likes to play tricks, that one's cry is like chuang.
It's already so exciting here, okay, let's be a little gentler, to satisfy the wishes of all pure love lovers, all kinds of partners, Gu Teng announced the next challenge: push-ups.
It's so simple, the bridegroom group who is about to be played badly can't believe it, is it so good?
Of course it's impossible.
"This push-up is very different. We need a lot of friendly guests. All male compatriots who are willing to come over and lie down!" Don't tell me, there are quite a few people who are willing.Beckham, Rooney, Benzema, Mourinho... There are a row of men lying on the carpet, neatly arranged!
This challenge requires the groom group to come one by one, with Ma Pengpeng coming first, doing male dog waist push-ups, and doing it on these men lying on the ground!
Do you know the male dog waist push-ups?This action is also called "Teddy Style". If you don't know it, go search it yourself, and remind you to prepare napkins in advance, catch nosebleeds, interface water, or crape myrtle...
Well, this paragraph has no morals at all. It is shameless to do this kind of action similar to happy moments on these teammates, players next door, and even the coach...
Especially in the section between Kaka and Ronaldo, there are Kaka on the top and Ronaldo on the bottom, and there are C Ronaldo on the top and Kaka on the bottom. The whole atmosphere is pink, and the screams of the girls around have never stopped, for a long time Don't stop!Gu Teng stipulated that ten must be made... The screaming around became more intense, and Rooney's live broadcast room also began to frantically swipe the screen.
"On the day of the big wedding, why the groom is entangled with the best man? Is this a lack of human nature or a loss of morality. Today's legal column will reveal it to you soon."
"On the wedding day, you openly cheated on the bride in front of the bride, you guys are so stupid."
"This is the rhythm of divorce on the spot..."
"Oh my god, the official release of candy, our sex video is finally going to be dry! This wave is quite hard."
Rooney was also restless. He would pull down and kiss every groom and best man who passed by him.The shame was overwhelming, Sir Alex couldn't believe how he had such a disciple. What's funny is that when Rooney stood up, he actually hugged Sir Alex and kissed him. Colleen was not angry, and continued to hold the The live broadcast on the mobile phone made my liver tremble while laughing.
After losing their integrity, the bridesmaids finally showed mercy and let the groom's group go, and found out Qing Dai's wedding shoes and put them on for Qing Dai.Qingdai is about to get into the sedan chair, but in fact, she is getting into the car. Before getting into the car, she has to eat a sedan chair meal, implying that she will not forget her life and nourishment, and she will also serve tea to the woman Gao Tang. Qing Dai's parents are not here, so here she serves tea to her grandparents instead.Qingdai really cried when serving tea, and so did her grandparents. Grandpa is okay, after all, he is a big man, but his eyes are wet and his nose is sore, and grandma keeps wiping away tears.After serving tea, my elder brother took him out of the house, put him in the car, and drove to the man's house. Kaka hadn't bought a house in China, so he went directly to Yunshuijian, where he changed clothes and greeted the guests.
After arriving at the man's house, the worship ceremony will be held immediately.Worshiping the hall is also called "worshiping heaven and earth", which is similar to the rituals of ancient temples.However, the temple visit is to pay homage to the ancestors of the ancestral temple, while the worship hall is mainly to pay homage to the elders in the present world.From the perspective of the scope of worship, because the size of the family and the number of respected relatives vary, a person who is familiar with the clan and relatives is invited to make a list of procedures in advance.At the same time, invite another praiser to drink his name and be worshipped.The praiser issues orders: First worship to heaven and earth, second worship to ancestors, third worship to the high hall, and husband and wife worship.Then, under the guidance of the congratulators, the newlyweds bow to the elders of the male family one by one, and then to the guests and friends.In fact, the purpose of worshiping the hall is to obtain the approval of the marriage from the gods, ancestors, relatives, elders and neighbors.The high hall sitting here is the parents of both parties.
Qingdai put on that set of phoenix coronet and Xiapei, and she looked super elegant. Kaka was dressed in a Hanfu with a black background and gold pattern, and she looked very harmonious.
The whole worship process was lively and serious. At the moment when the husband and wife worshiped each other, both of them felt a big shock and the dust settled, as if they really felt that the two of them would support each other and accompany each other in the future, stumbling but happy Live every day of the rest of your life in peace.Therein lies the magic of the ritual, which brings two hearts closer through some symbolic gestures and activities.The wedding ceremony and hair tie that should have been carried out in the bridal chamber were also carried out here.
"Hehuan" refers to the newlyweds drinking "hehuan wine" together in the bridal chamber, which symbolizes the eternal friendship between the couple.Regarding the imagery of the 卺卺, in the past, people mostly understood it as "fitting together with the same dignity" and "a couple is harmonious and equal".But this view does not reflect the original meaning of Heyuan.From the point of view of cultural anthropology, the 卺卺 expresses the imagery of fertility, which is helped to realize by imitating sexual intercourse.After all, now there is the meaning of husband and wife intertwining and helping each other.
"Jiefa" means that after a woman promises to marry, she uses tassels to bind her hair, and it is not until the time of marriage that the groom unties it from her hair.Later, the traditional ceremony of knotting hair underwent major changes.The newlyweds cut off a strand of hair each in the new house, and tie it together as a token of their union, which is called "combined bun".No matter whether the hair is tied or combined, it means that their souls will always be together and never be separated.
After the worship, the host family will hold a wedding banquet to entertain relatives and friends.In ancient times, the wedding banquet was a very solemn event.On the day of the wedding, the host prepares a sumptuous dinner for the guests.But some animals will offer sacrifices to their ancestors before entertaining guests.Therefore, we say that the wedding banquet is actually a religious ceremony.At this wedding banquet, there were three animals that were ordered. The three animals were pigs, cattle and sheep. They were first enshrined to the ancestors and then used to entertain the guests.Various methods of beef, sheep and pigs are all roasted, roast suckling pig and roast whole lamb.Because there are many foreigners in the guests, they are all cut into pieces and put on the table.
The roasted whole lamb is golden and shiny on the outside, brown and crispy on the outside, soft and tender on the inside, and the mutton is fragrant and fragrant, quite palatable and unique.The roasted suckling pig is delicious in color and rich in flavor, plus the pig skin with just the right elasticity, combined with the fat of butter, makes the roasted suckling pig have a unique flavor.As early as the Southern and Northern Dynasties, Jia Sixie had already recorded roasted suckling pig in "Qi Min Yao Shu".He wrote: "The color is the same as amber, and it is like real gold. It disappears when you enter it. It is as strong as snow, and it is creamy and creamy. It is extraordinary." It shows the deliciousness of this roast suckling pig.
Beef is eaten a lot in the West, but this time, Yunshuijian cooks all the most traditional Chinese beef.Stir-fried beef with scallions, beef tenderloin with Hangzhou pepper, braised beef in soy sauce, and beef in sauce and juicy beef tendon in cold dishes.
There are a lot of dishes, and the meanings are also very good. They are all names such as growing old together, giving birth to a precious son early, and loving each other.The crooked nuts were all shocked!
After dinner, there will be trouble in the bridal chamber. On the night of flowers and candles, girls and boys break into the bridal chamber or make noise outside the bridal chamber, making it impossible for the newlyweds to sleep peacefully.It is said that the custom of making trouble in the bridal chamber has a profound meaning.In the past, the bride and groom met for the first time in the bridal chamber. Through all kinds of fun in the bridal chamber, the newly-acquainted couple lost their shyness and started a new family life happily. The bride immediately adapted to this strange family, and at the same time lost The fear and insecurity of the wedding night.
Now most of the bridal chambers are played...you know the dirty games, but because the author thinks Qingdai will collapse a little bit, so I decided to omit it, it is very dirty, you can imagine for yourself...
The author has something to say: group number: 647804004
Today there is only this chapter, and there is another episode that will be posted in the group in the afternoon, so go find it yourself in the group, everyone should know about it...
Locked, no way, delete the middle section directly... There are
☆、Wedding 2
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