[Football] Tonight and Hexi, see this beloved man

After all the details have been discussed, the countdown to the wedding begins. As a bride, Qing Dai also needs to start preparing for skin care, body care, and... so what, hehehe.

Because a Chinese-style wedding will be held in China first, Qing Dai has been staying at her grandparents' house for the past few days, and with the help of her grandma, she has started to take care of various aspects.

Qingdai's body is cold, and she is also recuperating her body during this period of time, making her body more suitable for conception.Yes, Qingdai is preparing to have a baby, Kaka likes children, and so does Qingdai.Qingdai's medical team is becoming more and more famous, and it will only get busier in the future. It is better to give birth now, so as not to be too busy to prepare for pregnancy in the future.

The old wedding ceremony, from the ancient "six rites" (one to accept, two to ask the name, three to Naji, four to accept, five to ask for a date, and six to welcome the relatives), these procedures must start one month before the wedding, because Kaka If you are not Chinese, a few of the links are omitted, leaving only the two links of the invitation period and welcoming relatives.

To pick up a bride at a domestic wedding is to make things difficult for the groom first. In ancient times, the brother-in-law came out to test the groom’s knowledge and recite makeup poems. The more makeup poems, the better the groom’s knowledge and the more he valued the bride. A sense of urgency that can't wait to bring the bride home.This is also to express the feeling that the bride, after being repeatedly urged by the man to make up before getting on the sedan chair, wants to pretend that she does not want to get married and is too lazy to make up.In the evening, after entering the bridal chamber and taking off the veil, the bride must cover her cheeks with a fan, and the groom wants to see his beauty, but begging is useless, so he must present a "poetry on the fan".

Still the same sentence, Kaka is not Chinese, even a decent Chinese can't write three make-up poems at once, do you still expect Kaka to compose a few make-up poems for you, but then come out?When Jingmo and Kaka were talking about the process, they disliked Kaka because of this, and Kaka was wronged. It’s not my fault... I chose three famous makeup poems by Li Shangyin to pretend , but the fan poems are also picked out of the box, just going through the motions.Telling everyone blatantly that he can't do it, everyone can understand it, so it doesn't have to be so troublesome!

No matter how troublesome or difficult the process is, the makeup poems still have to be memorized clearly. Kaka and Qingdai have made thousands of preparations, and finally it is the day of the wedding.Kaka and five best men drove Lamborghini to the mountain to pick up the bride.Of course, not only these few came, but the Real Madrid players who had time basically came, such as Benzema, Mourinho Ferguson, Grandma Casey, Beckham, Victoria Owen Rooney and so on.Of course Mendes is here too!

After finishing her make-up, Qing Dai is currently "putting her hair on" at home, that is to say, the hair-combing woman combs her hair, and while combing, she has to say loudly: comb it to the end, comb it to the end of the second comb, comb it until the white hair is even with the eyebrows, comb it three times until the children and grandchildren are everywhere. , Four combs until the four silver bamboo shoots are all marked. "Shangtou" is a very particular ceremony.You need to use a new comb to comb your hair, and the person who helps "upper the head" must be a "full-blessing person", that is, this person has all six relatives and a house full of children.

Just as I combed my hair and sat on the bed, the groomsmen on the other side knocked on the door. Although the bridesmaids in the room were all of different identities, they were really...not good people, the way to punish the groom and best man one by one……

Bridesmaid: Are you kidding me?I did a special search last night, and noticed that one after another didn’t stop (*︶*)

The groom and the groomsmen are really confident when they know this game, isn’t it just doing push-ups and so on, it’s too simple for these top players who are full of tendons, it’s not worth mentioning.They definitely didn't know that this was deliberately concealed by Jingmo. Could it be so simple to organize the groom's team?Just kidding!

Jingmo: Noisy!Can be noisy!If you make a fuss, I will give you a big red envelope!

"We are here to pick up the bride!" There was an awkward Chinese voice outside, and I don't know who called it.

Bridesmaid A: First stuff the red envelopes to show your sincerity!

Bridesmaid B: Big ones, super big ones!

Ronaldo, Kaka, Cassie's father, and Master Shui were discussing for a while how to break in and snatch the bride out when they opened the door to get the red envelope.After discussing it, I still think it makes sense, and I can't help but sneer in my heart, this link is really too simple!

Discuss here, Marcelo has betrayed over there!

I don’t know which suggestion it was, but Marcelo asked Marcelo to take care of the red envelopes that had already been wrapped. This is so silly and sweet. He really stuffed one if he asked for a red envelope. He was super obedient.And he was a little smarter than those four in some respects, knowing that "stuffing red envelopes" was stuffed through the crack of the door.

When Cassie's father and the others found out, Marcelo's hundred or so big red envelopes were almost full...

Those four looked at him with eyes that looked at evil pens, but he didn't know it, they stared innocently with big eyes: "They said that the fortress red envelopes..."

Cassie's father yelled: "They said they stuffed you, so you did it? Where are you from!"

The enemy army is so cunning that they even planted spies in the best man team.Cassie's father was a little desperate: This idiot, how on earth have I been with him for so long and my teammates haven't killed him...

The onlookers laughed happily. Stuffing red envelopes is only the first step, and it has almost been wiped out. What should we do next?

Sitting on the bed, Qing Dai couldn't help laughing, those few laughing a little were almost laughing to the ground.Kaka is not short of money, and for this kind of thing, the Luo family spends money on other things, so this matter gave him a chance to show off, and he couldn't wait to stuff a check in every red envelope... One charge is worth one year...

The author Jun himself wants to receive red envelopes...

Okay, stop laughing, accept!

"The door is open, we are here to pick up the bride!" This time it was Ronaldo who called the door, and the bridesmaids inside estimated that the red envelopes were almost collected, and they were going to start a little tidying up!

"You can open the door, show me your talents first, you are not talking about anyone else! Luo Laer! Sing a song and show us!" Bridesmaid B replied in English.

Ronaldo's voice is deep and magnetic, but he doesn't know why he always goes out of tune, like a horse racing, completely out of control, but he doesn't know it at all!

He thought it was a great proposition, too simple, and started singing "HalaMadrid."The momentum is very strong, and the tone is terrible.The people standing outside finally knew that this was not embarrassing Ronaldo at all, it was embarrassing them...

The next problem is Master Shui. Master Shui likes to wash his hair before the game, and he flicks his wet hair on the court to show off the sexiness of beautiful women out of the bath, good!Let you show off today!

Dress up, have your groom or other groomsmen do your makeup, and dance!

Women's clothing is also prepared early, large bridesmaid dresses!

All right, this wave of operations is quite exciting!

Master Shui patted Kaka on the shoulder unrequitedly: Dude, I gave you a lot of blood today!Remember my kindness, feed me more balls...

The final result is of course a group of hot eyes. Rooney, who was live broadcasting the whole process next to him, couldn't hold his mobile phone with a smile. He handed it to his wife Colleen to let her continue to shoot, then squatted on the ground and continued to laugh.

The live broadcast room is about to be overwhelmed, and anyone who appears on the small screen is a person with a great reputation, not to mention there are so many perks...

Don't say that Shui Ye is really let go, Kaka can't bear to do it, it's Ronaldo's makeup for Shui Ye, laughing while painting, it's impossible, purple blingbling big eye shadow, flaming red lips, trembling hands are horrible Eyeliner, and two blushes comparable to Plateau Red.Master Shui, who put on makeup, completely let go of himself, even if he danced so coquettishly, he even blew kisses.I have to spit out the overnight meal for him...

Then there is Kaka, after all, he is the bridegroom. To save face, let him say "I love you" in ten different languages.Those present from various countries gave advice, English, Chinese, German, Portuguese, Spanish, French, Latin... Then it was short-circuited... What other languages ​​are there... There are three more, what should I do? ...

Brazilian Portuguese, Portuguese Portuguese, and German-style English... three more... This is also a dialect...

In the last activity outside the door, a letter of guarantee was stuffed inside for Kaka to sign:

With sincerity, I hereby make this declaration:

Follow 1 purpose: after marriage, all wages and bonuses will be paid, leftovers will be fully paid, and housework and chores will be done, all with the wife's words as the highest purpose.Follow 2 principles: first, the wife is always right; second, if the wife is wrong, please refer to the first.

In terms of ideology, I insist on supporting my wife's absolute leadership, and unswervingly follow the route specified by my wife. My wife is the first in the family, and I am the fourth.In terms of manners, love your wife, make sure that when your wife is happy, you should accompany her to be happy, and when she is unhappy, you should coax her to be happy; to be a civilized husband, you should "do not fight back when you hit, don't fight back when you scold, and give away your right hand when you hit your left hand."In terms of life, I don’t feel tired when I go shopping with my wife, and I have to take the initiative to pay the bills with the pocket money I usually save.Strictly abide by the work and rest time, get up on time in the morning, and go to bed on time at night.Exercise your body and make progress every day.Seriously organize learning cooking and massage techniques during holidays.Accept the supervision of your wife humbly, especially not to talk to strange women, of course, except for old ladies asking for directions and children under five years old.

Cassie's father was Cassie's father, and he was being cautious when handing back the letter of guarantee. He insisted that they open the door a crack and pass it in, and then took the opportunity to break in.

If it wasn't for Cassie's father, how long will these few be locked outside the door...

What they didn't expect was that this was far from over... Broad bean

After entering the door, you will continue to play the bridegroom group... Your ordeal is far from over...

The author has something to say: Are there any children who don't know the group number?Welcome to join the old Chinese medicine to teach you to drive, group number: 647804004

I will write this in two parts, I will continue to be ashamed tomorrow, I will go to see Legend of the Demon Cat tomorrow, I am super happy!

☆, the second wave