[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

The lights are feasting, the music is swaying, singing and dancing, and the fans are drunk.

You don't need to look to know what kind of extravagant and glamorous scene the room is. Long Xiaobai pressed down the tile in his hand, crawled to Zhu Bajie's side in a crawling posture, and stretched out his hand to cover the small hole in front of him.

"What are you doing?" Zhu Bajie looked at Long Xiaobai embarrassingly.

"Second Senior Brother, think about your Miss Gao, how can you be worthy of her!" Long Xiaobai said bitterly.

Zhu Bajie raised his face and squinted at her: "What nonsense are you talking about, Junior Sister."

Long Xiaobai refused to let go: "Look at you, you smile so lewdly."

"Slutty?" Zhu Bajie pointed at his nose in disbelief, "What's wrong with me?"

After thinking about it carefully for a while, Zhu Bajie finally realized something, slapped his head, looked at Long Xiaobai and Monkey King with contempt, and twitched the corner of his mouth——

"Tsk tsk tsk, I say you two! Dirty! Your heart is so dirty!!"

"Can you take a closer look at what's going on below before you talk?!"

Huh?Is it so difficult that what happened below is not what they thought?

The duo looked at each other, and in order to find out, they looked into the house again through the small hole under Zhu Bajie's hand.

The light in the red light district is still the same light, the sweet laughter is still the same, the Yingying and Yanyan are surrounded by the burly man, the white flowers on the shoulders, big white legs, no matter how you look at it, it will immediately stage a live erotic palace Stance.

Is it so difficult that my second senior brother and I have different standards of acceptance?Long Xiaobai thought silently, not quite sure.

But looking at the Monkey King next to him who is still serious and persistent, he can only force himself to watch carefully, telling himself in his heart that if there is a tendency to develop into a tertiary movie, he will immediately close his eyes and roll to the side.

It's not that she wants to pretend to be a prosperous white lotus. To be honest, modern society is relatively open to such things. It's not like Long Xiaobai has never seen a similar large-scale movie. Anyway, she is also a twenty-year-old person~ but It's up to you to see it for yourself, but it's another matter to appreciate it with Monkey King and Zhu Bajie, which challenges the psychological limit.

After all, we are all brothers and sisters who share weal and woe. She doesn't want to add an option of "seeing erotic palace together" to the pure brotherhood. How embarrassing it would be!

"Great Sage, what are you peeking at?" Guoguo's voice suddenly appeared in his ear, this little guy poked his head out of his ears at some point, and was very curious to squeeze in between Monkey King and Long Xiaobai. in the cracks of a brain.

Long Xiaobai covered Guoguo's eyes with his hands: "Shh, it's not suitable for children."

With the road ahead blocked, Guoguo stood on her shoulders and turned around to ask Zhu Bajie for advice: "What is unsuitable for children?"

"Boys and girls do very embarrassing things together." Zhu Bajie answered very smoothly.

Guoguo turned her head with all her thoughts, thought for a while, and pointed at the back of Monkey King's head: "Boy."

Pointing to the back of Long Xiaobai's head again: "Girl."

Then he pointed at Sun Wukong's burning red ears: "Very ashamed?"

"right?"

Zhu Bajie 囧: "..."

Seeing that Zhu Bajie's expression was wrong, Guoguo wondered, "Isn't it right?"

Fortunately, both Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong paid attention to the room and did not know what Guoguo was doing behind them just now. Otherwise, Zhu Bajie would be charged with teaching bad children again, and Long Xiaobai only heard the second half. Duan turned around and asked, "What's so embarrassing?"

Zhu Bajie shuddered all over, and hurriedly poked Guoguo back into his ears: "Hurry back, it's windy outside, children run around everywhere, and your father will beat you later!"

Seeing Zhu Bajie put Guoguo inexplicably, Long Xiaobai turned his attention to the house again.

The Yingyingyanyans in the room had been entangled with the burly man for a while, because of the angle, Long Xiaobai couldn't see what this group of people were doing, but there was indeed no trend of getting less and less.

Long Xiaobai: "Brother, what are they doing?"

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes, and looked at it from different angles up and down, left, and right for a long time, also wondering: "Tsk, I can't see clearly from this angle, I can only see the top of the skull, wait for me to change the place."

As he spoke, he moved two steps towards the southeast, decisively lifted the tiles under his hands, and looked at them with relish.

Long Xiaobai followed along, cautiously as if there was a bunker waiting for him to blow up in front of him, and when she moved to the side of Monkey King, she suddenly found the corner of Monkey King's mouth twitching.

"What's the matter, big brother? What did you see?" She asked anxiously.

Sun Wukong sighed, buckled the tile in his hand, covered the bright light, and looked at Zhu Bajie with indescribable eyes.

Zhu Bajie nodded, and said sincerely: "I said it earlier, it's because your hearts are too dirty."

Long Xiaobai: "What happened next?"

Monkey King: "Do you think this monster is sick?"

Long Xiaobai was at a loss: "So what happened?"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth and skipped in a low voice: "Which monster doesn't sleep at night and makes a group of girls tremble wildly, and ends up massaging and tickling himself without doing anything! Isn't it sick? What is it?!"

Long Xiaobai was stunned, tickled?

In order to make sure that she heard correctly, she opened the tile again, this time the angle was very accurate, and the scene in the room was unobstructed.

Several pairs of white and tender hands rested on the body of the burly man, pinching here and scratching there.

"Daxian, are you comfortable? Can I scratch your belly again?"

"Is the strength on your back okay?"

"Daxian, please raise your chin a little..."

Long Xiaobai closed the gap and had an epiphany.

The one in the house is the Great Immortal of Tiger Power, who can hardly get rid of his animal nature even after becoming an immortal, and loves to tickle itches the most on weekdays.

The group of beauties below were all he found to tickle him.

Sun Wukong sneered: "I'm some kind of monster, I can beat five of these third-rate monsters."

Long Xiaobai sighed and turned around on his elbows.

"Little Junior Sister, where are you going?" Zhu Bajie looked at Long Xiaobai in wonder as he crawled towards the edge of the roof.

"Let's go and see the other one." Long Xiaobai looked up at the sky and starry sky, feeling ashamed of his dirty heart.

The three retreated to the edge of the roof, and Zhu Bajie swept away to the opposite side in a gust of wind.

Although Sun Wukong has the magical powers of monsters, but with a mortal like Long Xiaobai, he can't soar through the clouds and can only rely on physical strength to jump and climb. Fortunately, climbing up and down is already a strong point for Sun Wukong, even with Long Xiaobai Bai, it's just a few jumps.

Standing on the roof of this tropical rainforest-style building, with the experience just now, the three of them no longer expected to see any new and exciting scenes. Entrust the task to Long Xiaobai.

Lifting a piece of glazed tile casually, Long Xiaobai looked into the room.

The light inside is bright green, which makes people's eyes feel comfortable. The scene inside the house tends to be still, like a green screensaver picture.

Long Xiaobai looked at it for a while, then straightened up from the roof without speaking.

Sun Wukong folded his hands on his chest: "What did you see?"

Long Xiaobai said lightly: "Someone is eating."

"Delicious?" Zhu Bajie twitched his ears, clicked his mouth twice, and was about to go and have a look.

"Second senior brother, I advise you not to go there."

"Why?" Zhu Bajie stopped his excited steps.

"He not only eats, but also regurgitates," Long Xiaobai twitched the corner of his mouth, "commonly known as—vomit after eating."

When Zhu Bajie heard this, the corners of his upturned mouth immediately bent down, and his appetite was overwhelmed.

Rumination, commonly known as cud chewing, refers to the behavior of some animals returning half-digested food from the stomach to the mouth for chewing again after a period of eating.

The Yangli Daxian in the house is currently carrying out this very regular cycle of eating, vomiting, eating, vomiting and eating again.

"I don't think these two monsters pose any threat to us at all." Sun Wukong said calmly, "They didn't notice such a non-technical peeping action like picking up tiles, which shows that they are not good at cultivation. "

Zhu Bajie: "It seems that these two monsters are average in strength, and they are able to rely entirely on the pretending master of the state to be here."

"With such a trick, you dare to fabricate rumors about monks being cursed," Sun Wukong snorted angrily, "It's really a chicken feather on the beam—what a bold (duster)."

Zhu Bajie said: "Elder brother, I don't think these three monsters are anything to fear, now we have to figure out what's going on with the Black Water River, so that the monsters can make use of it..."

"Don't worry, now that I've figured out their details, I'll go meet the Lu Guoshi tomorrow and see if I can get some words out."

Monkey King was talking, but he heard a "dang", the sound was simple and powerful, from far to near, it was the sound of a bell.

The sound of the bell at night was particularly deep and deep. When it was struck, instead of rising, it fell to a lower place, making the person who was struck feel depressed unconsciously.

Monkey King was about to find the source of the bell, but found that someone had pulled his sleeve.

"Look, senior brother..." Long Xiaobai pulled him, tremblingly pointing in another direction.

I saw a white figure swaying on the roof of another building diagonally opposite them.

Sun Wukong frowned, and made a silence gesture to Long Xiaobai and Zhu Bajie, and the three of them lowered their bodies.

Under the bright moon, that white figure was very eye-catching. The halo of moonlight leaked out from the edge of the white clothes, enveloping a seemingly non-existent fairy air. When the night wind suddenly picked up, the white clothes and white clothes fluttered in the wind, which was unbelievably beautiful.

Of course, Long Xiaobai knows who this "celestial" appearance is. Forgive her for her bluntness. Except for Lu Guoshi, who she saw with her own eyes in the inn today, who can pretend to be so beautiful and so refreshing in ancient times, then There is really no one else.Even in modern times, only the well-known director Zhang Dahuzi can compete with it. In this case, Zhang Dahuzi has to bring ten giant blowers, and this one doesn't need to bring anything.

The man in white waved his hand and said loudly: "—Don't hide, you are not tired after staying on the roof for so long in the middle of the night?"

Long Xiaobai was taken aback, how could it be that they were being watched from the very beginning when they came out of the room to visit the National Teacher's Mansion at night?And they have been unaware.If that's the case, the strength of the Great Immortal Luli is really far behind his two senior brothers.

Seeing that the other party had broken through their Xingzang, the three simply stopped hiding and stood up from the roof.

Long Xiaobai still felt that his feet were not safe, but the momentum was very important in the confrontation between the two sides, so he could only force himself to stand on the roof with his legs shaking.

Although the two parties are far apart, the voice of the man in white reached the ears of the three people here unhurriedly and clearly: "I wanted to delay you for a while, and it would be best if we can live in peace. My curiosity is far stronger than I imagined, come on, tell me, why are you lurking on this roof?"

Sun Wukong glanced at him: "Monster, you have the nerve to ask your grandpa grandpa!"

The white-clothed man's eyes flashed, and he burst out with a trace of killing intent: "Since you see what I am, then there is nothing to talk about."

"There's still something to talk about," Sun Wukong winked at Zhu Bajie, only to see a cold light flash in his hand, and the golden cudgel had already whizzed away, "But we have to get you monster first!"

The two jumped into the air together, the monster who was about to hit was caught off guard, but heard a "crash", Long Xiaobai didn't know whether it was the sole of his foot slipped or he didn't step on it, and rolled down along the eaves!

The author has something to say: I wanted to finish it in three chapters, but it seems that two chapters are needed.It's all because of the Immortal Lu Li's clothes are too fairy, and every time he appears on the stage, he takes up a lot of ink!

Thanks to the little angel who generously threw thunder for buying me spicy strips, loiter~O(∩_∩)O~: