[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Looking around, seeing the crowd in the lobby staring at him dumbfounded, the man in white raised his lips and smiled, as if he was very satisfied with the effect of his appearance.

"Wow, the national teacher's demeanor is so beautiful, he is really a heavenly man!"

"Tsk tsk, the beauty of the country, the beauty of the sky!"

"Floating, like leaving the world alone, becoming immortal and ascending to immortality!"

……

However, amidst the heartfelt praises of all the diners, an unharmonious voice suddenly flew out——

"Beautiful!! Double-click 666!!!"

Such a vulgar and uneducated compliment, the man in white furrowed his brows slightly, his eyes rolled around, and he looked towards the source of this vulgar praise.

Monkey King glared at Long Xiaobai, who quickly lowered his head and continued to fight against the small green vegetables in the bowl.

"you!"

Snow white's hand pointed, pointing to Long Xiaobai's table.

Long Xiaobai didn't say anything, just quietly kicked Zhu Bajie under the table, humming softly: "Second senior brother, I'm calling you."

Zhu Bajie was originally staring at the disheveled vegetables and tofu on the table, but when he saw that Long Xiaobai was going to throw the blame on himself, he immediately turned his eyes and stared at Long Xiaobai.

"I didn't call that fat and ugly one, I called the woman in purple next to him!" The national teacher said leisurely with his fingertips slightly off.

Long Xiaobai pretended to be deaf and didn't hear, and looked at Zhu Bajie in surprise: "Second senior brother, he said you are fat and ugly!"

Zhu Bajie stared at her and felt like he was about to fall out of the window.

"The national teacher asked you something, why don't you get up and answer quickly!"

Guards quickly surrounded their table.

Alas, Long Xiaobai put down his chopsticks and stood up, it seemed that the meal would not be finished.

The man in white stepped forward and fixed his eyes on Long Xiaobai: "What did you say about me just now?"

Long Xiaobai saw that his complexion was unkind, cold sweat broke out on his forehead: "Say you are beautiful..."

"What's the meaning of double-clicking 666?" The man in white raised his chin, raised his orchid fingers and rolled up his sleeves lightly.

"This is a saying in my hometown, which means that your opening is unique, unique, and unforgettable!" In the face of power, Long Xiaobai decisively chose to open his eyes and tell lies.

"So that's how it is." The man in white lightly brushed his hair, which caused a sigh of relief from the surroundings.

Long Xiaobai glanced at the diners next to him, a bunch of ignorant ones, you also like such a sissy, there is a saying, beauty is beauty~ there is no soul, the kind of my master is called boyfriend power Is MAX's 24K pure handsome?

The man in white frowned slightly, and then turned his eyes to the old man transformed into Monkey King: "It seems that you are not from the same country?"

Sun Wukong squinted his eyes in an inscrutable way: "People who practice Taoism travel all over the world. It is a great blessing in life to see the elegant demeanor of the national teacher when passing by this country."

Both Long Xiaobai and Zhu Bajie were a little surprised. When did Sun Monkey become so polite and flattering?

"Huh? So the old man is also a cultivator?"

"Exactly," Sun Wukong twirled his beard and nodded, pointed at Long Xiaobai, "this is my little girl," and pointed at Zhu Bajie, "this is the apprentice I just accepted, and I haven't had time to enter Taoism yet."

Who the hell is your apprentice?Seeing that Sun Wukong was clearly taking advantage of him, Zhu Bajie gave him an annoyed look.

The man in white raised his eyebrows: "Master Daoist, your apprentice has a bad temper."

"That's why we need to cultivate our moral character and enter Taoism as soon as possible." Sun Wukong tapped Zhu Bajie from the corner of his eye, warning him not to show his feet again.

"In this case, please invite the Taoist priest and his party to come to my post to rest, and let me do my best as a landlord." The man in white hooked his hands at them.

The three of them exchanged glances quickly: "Thank you, Imperial Teacher."

******

The sky was light and cloudless, and the carriage to the Guoshi Pavilion was creaking.

Long Xiaobai looked at Sun Wukong: "Senior brother, are we letting sheep go into the mouth of a tiger?"

"How can you catch tiger cubs if you don't enter the tiger's lair..." Sun Wukong sat leaning on the carriage, the old god was there, "Since he came to the door by himself, there is nothing wrong with us cooperating by the way."

"Well..." Long Xiaobai was still a little worried, and asked, "Do you think this monster will see our identities, or else it's such a coincidence that it doesn't show up sooner or later, but it happens when we are eating , and now invites us to his lair."

"Little Junior Sister, you are usually quite smart, don't you even understand?"

"Let me ask you, what are the monsters trying to harm us along the way?"

"Of course it's because I'm jealous of my amazing beauty!"

"..."

"Well, it's for our master's monk meat."

"That's right, now Master is locked up in a cell, and we have become like this again, what can he see?"

"Then what if he wants to kill us?"

"What is just in case? That's for sure. I guess it's true that there are other plans, but we may not know our identities. But as the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place. This monster, you and I two Senior brother can still handle it."

"But doesn't he have two senior brothers? Immortal Huli and Immortal Yangli."

"Yes, they are all in this post house! I think this post house is going to be full of monsters."

"This... these are three monsters, big brother! Can we handle it? Don't forget that I can only count as half of the combat power, or maybe not even half."

"...It doesn't matter, we are optimistic about you~"

This is not something you can do if you are optimistic!

God, why on earth did you let me act together with these two unreliable senior brothers! !It would be better to stay in a prison cell with Master!

The carriage stopped abruptly, and finally arrived at the gate of the posthouse.

The exquisite and luxurious building of this posthouse looks like a fairyland from a distance. It fits very well with Lu Guoshi's personal style, and is 100% out of the ordinary and pretentious.

The door opened slowly, and the bottom of the pond was clearly visible, with white lotuses floating on it, and the pavilions and pavilions were surrounded by fairy air. I don’t know if it’s fog or something. In the distance, a simple and elegant traditional building stands vaguely on the opposite bank.

There is a faint smell of incense in the air, but it is different from the smell of burning incense candles in temples and Taoist temples. This smell seems to be absent, refreshing, and feels very high-end.

"I know why these monsters are going to be national teachers!" Long Xiaobai said his reasoning seriously while being intoxicated, "They live in high-end mansions just for luxury and pleasure!"

Sun Wukong turned his face to look at her, feeling like he was looking at an idiot: "If the minds of monsters are so simple, then the world will be peaceful."

Xiaotong led them to their respective rooms, and the rooms of the three were connected together.

Long Xiaobai poked his head out of the door: "Brother, when shall we act?"

"The monster invited me to discuss the Dao, I'll go meet him for a while." Monkey King winked at Zhu Bajie, "Don't run around, wait for me to come back, and we will act together at night."

"Okay." Long Xiaobai and Zhu Bajie nodded.

Wait until the moon is in the middle of the sky.

Sun Wukong didn't come back until Long Xiaobai and Zhu Bajie finished their dinner.

The three gathered in the dark.

Zhu Bajie sighed softly: "Since the Wuji Kingdom, I have left a psychological shadow on the matter of acting at night."

Monkey King smiled: "You should be glad that there are no corpses here for you to carry."

Zhu Bajie snorted: "There will be no next time!"

Long Xiaobai comforted: "Second Senior Brother, don't be nervous, we're just going to find out the situation."

The National Teacher's Posthouse is quite large, and the night is dark. Walking along the pavilions and pavilions, the interior gradually opens up, and two buildings appear in sight. These two buildings are incompatible with the architectural style of the National Teacher's Posthouse. Self-contained meaning.

One is full of arrogant and wild primitive atmosphere, and the other is natural and fresh tropical rainforest style.

"This is it." Monkey King's voice sounded, "There is a monster in each of these two buildings, which one should we look at first?"

Anyway, it's all about watching, Long Xiaobai casually pointed to the one that was closer: "That's it."

"Okay." Hearing the shouts of the two senior brothers beside him, he flew lightly towards the roof with a touch of his toes.

Ugh? ? ?

Long Xiaobai stood there dumbfounded, watching the two of them turn into two small dots in the night sky.

Anxiously and softly shouted: "Eldest Senior Brother, Second Senior Brother, what about me? What about me?! I can't climb this high!"

Monkey King turned his head and frowned at Zhu Bajie: "Tsk, why didn't you bring your junior sister up here?!"

Zhu Bajie: "Didn't you forget too?"

"I really can't count on you, idiot," Sun Wukong turned back again, "Little Junior Sister, I'll pull you."

After speaking, he lifted Long Xiaobai's back collar and jumped towards the roof.

On the roof, Long Xiaobai lay on the glazed tiles with trembling legs.

"Brother..." Long Xiaobai trembled in the night wind, "Are you sure we want to spy here?"

Peeping too!It's so thrilling, exciting, and unscrupulous!

"Know yourself and know your enemy, and you will never end in a hundred battles! Before you have a direct confrontation, let's take a look first!" Monkey King squatted on the roof, pushing aside the tiles with one hand.

Zhu Bajie moved two feet to the side lightly, and began to remove the tiles.

Long Xiaobai didn't dare to move, and didn't dare to stand, so he could only maintain the posture of a toad, and moved the tile closest to his face by a small gap.

The first thing that comes out is the sound, the woman's charming laughter, there are quite a few, about a dozen.

Could it be that this monster is a woman?

Long Xiaobai moved his eyes closer, and through the slits, he saw colorful lights coming out of the room.

After the light was blended, it presented a dark red luxury. With the woman's laughter just now, it seemed that the room below was a super-large red light district.

What are you doing?Could it be that the national teacher built a brothel in the post house?

Just wondering, there was another movement in the room below.

A burly man walked into the room, and the beautifully dressed girls rushed forward.

"Daxian, why did you come back so late today?"

"People are waiting so impatiently for you!"

"Daxian, what are we playing today?"

"..."

Embrace the left and the right, all the way.

Long Xiaobai closed the tile in his hand with a snap, and looked up to look in the direction of Monkey King, only to see that Monkey King was also holding the tile with an embarrassed face, obviously at a loss.

"Eldest brother, you're playing hooligans down here..." Long Xiaobai said with a blushing face.

"I saw it." Sun Wukong squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

"By the way, Second Senior Brother!" Long Xiaobai suddenly thought of it, and turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie.

I saw that Zhu Bajie was staring at the piece of tile under his hands with wide eyes, his face was full of happiness——

Fascinated smile?