[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

"My lord, what's in your gourd and jade bottle are my two stove-keeper boys."

"I know."

"Then why don't you let them out quickly."

"But they are monsters now," Sun Wukong changed the topic with a playful smile, "It was they who came to provoke us first."

Why did Taishang Laojun appear at this time, Sun Wukong naturally knew it well. When he was in the gourd, he had already heard those two monsters call Taishang Laojun Master, and he must appear at this time to replace his two boys. plead.

Although Xuanzang didn't know the inside story, he felt a strange feeling from the thunder that broke his coercion, and then the lotus cave where the monster was hiding behind was hidden by people, he was even more sure of this. Behind the two monsters there must be an expert to help, but what he didn't expect was that this expert was actually the Taishang Laojun.

Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is really good at mobilizing the power of the masses by borrowing the two boys of the Taishang Laojun to go down to the world as demons to increase resistance to the westward journey.

But... Xuanzang raised his eyebrows. Although he knew that this was a necessary test set by the Bodhisattva on the way to the west, it didn't mean that he would accept it willingly every time.

There are comings and goings, borrowings and repayments, and the eternal virtue of courtesy and reciprocity must be maintained.

"The two boys can be returned to you." Xuanzang said suddenly.

Sun Wukong's eyes widened, and he was puzzled by Xuanzang's sudden ease of speaking.

"Forget about the rest. These two monsters really caused us a lot of trouble this time. My big apprentice almost turned into blood in the gourd. The second apprentice was so frightened that he broke down and cried. As a young apprentice on a horse, he is still hiding in a tree and has not come down..." Xuanzang said in detail, detailing the physical blows and spiritual losses he had suffered.

Although it is obvious that the expression is a bit exaggerated, even Long Xiaobai on the tree shrinks his neck nervously, considering whether he should cooperate with Xuanzang to make a frightened look, but he also feels that this kind of behavior that seems to be crying poor is very Not in line with Xuanzang's code of conduct.

The Taishang Laojun didn't realize the deep meaning of Xuanzang's words for a while, and asked tentatively: "Master Xuanzang, what do you mean?"

"Huh? Did I not make it clear enough?" Xuanzang stretched out his hand to caress his chest, and said casually, "You take the two boys away, and forget about the rest."

"Others refer to..." Taishang Laojun black line, a trace of ominous premonition rose in his heart.

"Of course it refers to things like purple-gold and red gourds, mutton-fat jade bottles, and golden ropes!" Sun Wukong reacted extremely quickly, squinting his eyes to look at Taishang Laojun, and reminded lightly: "Oh, by the way, there is also the banana fan on the monster's body." and the seven-star sword."

"The plantain fan and the seven-star sword are still gone," Xuanzang said decisively, interrupting Monkey King's focus area very graciously, "It's useless."

no use?

The Taishang Laojun was shocked, and a little bit of anger rose in his heart, which of my magic weapons is not the best in the world, and you dare to pick and choose?

The corner of Sun Wukong's mouth curled into a smile, and he looked at Taishang Laojun, completely ignoring the other's already stiff face, and said from the bottom of his heart: "Look how good my master is, I'm not greedy at all, and I'll leave you something different."

Taishang Laojun: "..."

What's the situation now?Why did you start discussing the ownership of the magic weapon right away? !It seems that I have not promised to give these treasures to you!Besides, it is clear that you have robbed me of my treasures, why now it seems that you are being merciful, and I have taken advantage of it?May I ask how such a thick skin passed down in one continuous line is achieved?

Seeing that Xuanzang and his disciples seem to have made up their minds not to return the treasures but only the people, Taishang Laojun is a little anxious, this is different from what was agreed before!Thinking of the source of the whole incident, he immediately snorted in mid-air with a bit of complaint, and shouted: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, don't try to hide at this time, come out and help me solve this problem."

After finishing speaking, Guanyin Bodhisattva appeared next to Taishang Laojun.

"Hey, what's the problem?" Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at the Taishang Laojun, who was obviously displeased. In order not to offend the old man, Guanyin Bodhisattva sighed heavily and said to Xuanzang, "You guys are making trouble for no reason. ah……"

Xuanzang raised his eyes and corrected: "It's so difficult that you don't want to make trouble for no reason?"

Taishang Laojun anxiously said: "The magic weapon is mine in the first place, and I was entrusted with this matter, so why are you making trouble unreasonably?"

Zhu Bajie put down the rake, shook his head and emphasized: "Even if we make trouble for no reason, we will not be more troublesome than you!"

Taishang Laojun flicked his sleeves straight: "I will be more vexatious than you? You are the most unreasonable people I have ever seen!"

"Hmph! Since you said we made trouble for no reason, I will show you the trouble for no reason! Magic weapon and boy, you can only choose one of the two! You are driving your grandpa into a hurry, and I won't give you either!"

Sun Wukong, the little prince of Porcelain in the mountains, has fully demonstrated the highest state of being a rascal - if you dare to throw the pot at me, I will smash the bottom of the pot for you to see, threatening with grinning teeth.

Guoguo poked her head out of Sun Wukong's ear, and echoed: "No mud to talk about! Old shame makes way!!"

"..." Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, looking like an old friend, said, "Or...forget it?"

Taishang Laojun was stunned, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva speechlessly, raised his voice and struggled: "Aren't you cheating on me?!" He also looked at Xuanzang and his party under the tree, and said in a broken voice: "It is impossible to blackmail an old man like this. Won't your conscience ache?"

Long Xiaobai on the tree hugged the trunk tightly, as if wanting to blend in with this lush tree.Hearing the torture from the soul of Taishang Laojun, she looked up at the sky and said in her heart: I still want to ask!director!Why do lines from Qiong Yao's drama appear in Journey to the West?Could it be that the summer reruns have been replayed too many times?It's hard for me to travel to the ancient times, and I have to accept a wave of Aunt Qiongyao's torture for no reason, won't your conscience hurt? !

Of course it won't, not only won't it, but also feel very cool, the four people under the tree and the author Jun showed a comfortable smile at the same time.

******

When Taishang Laojun left, he was very unhappy, very unhappy, very unhappy.Without even saying hello, he took the two boys, gold and silver, and drove away in Xiaguang. Before leaving, he gave Xuanzang and Guanyin Bodhisattva a resentful look.

Xuanzang was unmoved: "Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful."

Guanyin Bodhisattva chased after him with a bitter face: "Oh! Laojun, wait for me!"

Taishang Laojun's voice was full of anger and came from afar: "Stop talking! Cut off the relationship!"

================ I treat you as a friend, but you trick me into a dividing line that tops three ================

After getting Long Xiaobai off the tree, Sun Wukong took out the spoils of negotiation (extortion) and put them in front of everyone.

The purple-gold-red gourd and the mutton-fat jade bottle are both absorbent magic weapons. Monkey King thought that he could not use such clever things with his strength, so he gave them to Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha respectively for safekeeping.

As for the golden rope, everyone unanimously decided to reserve it for Long Xiaobai's self-defense.

Long Xiaobai: "Why did you give me this?"

Sun Wukong teased: "There is no limit to how it can be used. It can be used to bind people, to whip people, to flip through flower ropes when you are bored, to tighten your belt when you are hungry, and to hang yourself when you are desperate."

Long Xiao drew black and white lines, and punched him angrily: "You're the one who wants to hang himself!"

Sun Wukong had a good time.

The five of them tossed and tossed all night, and the east was already pale.

Xuanzang breathed a sigh of relief: "Are you tired?"

Little friend: "It's okay."

Xuanzang: "Then let's pack up and continue on our way, stopping early for a rest at noon."

Having obtained three magic weapons in vain, everyone was still in a state of excitement, and couldn't fall asleep for a while, so they simply cleaned up and continued on the road.

Long Xiaobai thought about learning Kung Fu again. After several accidents, big and small, she became more and more aware of the importance of self-protection ability.Although Xuanzang and the senior brothers are by my side now, no one can tell what will happen in the future. If there is a situation of fighting each other in the future, is it possible that she can still hold everyone back so confidently?

When that time really comes, it would be better to hang yourself with a golden rope as Monkey King said.

but--

"Master, is it true that you can't learn Kung Fu if you don't shave your head?"

Xuanzang: "First take refuge and then shave your head, to a certain extent, yes."

Sun Wukong interrupted: "What? You want to learn Kung Fu?"

Long Xiaobai nodded: "Yes, big brother, I don't have the ability to protect myself after much deliberation!"

Sun Wukong looked at her and said seriously: "I still say the same thing, be a horse with peace of mind, don't think about those things that are there or not, what kind of self-protection ability does the mount need?"

Zhu Bajie came over and reminded: "That's not right, little junior sister! Before Madam Bone, I remember that you danced well, and that three-eight aerobics..."

Long Xiaobai was speechless, really wanted to cheat on Zhu Bajie: "Second Senior Brother, that's called the eighth set of radio gymnastics, I've only done it three times."

Zhu Bajie suddenly realized: "Yes, yes, yes, that is still possible. You can see that you are in good health and your limbs are sound."

Long Xiaobai 囧: "I just want to learn how to protect myself, I don't want you to comment on how useless I am."

"But we have cultivation." Monk Sha was more sincere, and explained a few more words, "Little Junior Sister, I think you have no cultivation at all except that you can turn into a horse. It is very difficult to learn our exercises."

"Yes," Xuanzang lowered his eyes, "Either from now on, we must train hard for ten or eight years, or we won't be far behind ordinary people."

Long Xiaobai expressed that he was not convinced: "Master, didn't you also start as an ordinary person?"

Xuanzang narrowed his eyes, his eyes were clear: "My master said that I am a rare talent once in a hundred years, you?"

Long Xiaobai kept his mouth shut: "Master, I am half of your...human being."

There is a difference of one word, a difference of thousands of miles, and the most outrageous thing is that Long Xiaobai still speaks with confidence.

Sun Wukong glanced at her and joked, "No, you are not even a human now, but a horse."

You talk too much!Long Xiaobai snorted angrily.

Xuanzang lowered his head and looked at the little apprentice who was struggling to move his four hooves. In the happy atmosphere of the little friends, he silently recalled whether he had read in any classics the exercises suitable for horse cultivation.

It seems... I have never seen it before.