[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Long Xiaobai hugged the tree trunk, feeling very useless.

Although it was such a useless setting for the mounts in Journey to the West, Long Xiaobai just felt that he was holding a big tree trunk and staring at him while watching his friends fighting on the front line.

Do you want Xuanzang to teach him two tricks?

I really can't go on being useless like this!After learning kung fu, not only can you go to battle to kill the enemy, but you can also strengthen your body. If you take a step back, if you wear it back by yourself in the future, you can also open up a clear stream in the world of Internet celebrity live broadcasting!

For example: An Internet celebrity anchorwoman smashes a big stone in her chest while singing!You can stand on your fists, and you can walk on your arms!

Or: the internet celebrity anchorwoman will show you love-filled little pink fists to beat your chest, including dozens of Shaolin boxing styles such as Qinglong Chuhaiquan, Body Expansion Meteor Fist, Dragon Tiger Leopard Snake Crane Fist, etc.!

How distracted, how ingenious!It's sure to be an overnight hit!

When she met Mrs. Bones before, she had such thoughts, but she asked Xuanzang afterwards, but Xuanzang asked her: "Buddhist skills are not taught to outsiders, but you have decided to convert to my Buddha?"

Long Xiaobai wondered: "Master, am I not your apprentice?"

Xuanzang paused: "But you have not ordained to become a monk."

Long Xiaobai thought of Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha's bald heads, and suddenly realized: "Master, what do you mean...you have to shave your head if you want to learn Kung Fu?"

Xuanzang nodded, further confirming: "Do you still want to learn?"

"No!" Long Xiaobai instinctively refused, and asked herself, it was more unacceptable for her to be a bald woman than to be a useless trailer.

With this amazing kung fu, the flame at the entrance of the lotus cave has already burned.

Long Xiaobai felt the heat wave blowing towards his face, and pulled back his precarious thoughts, by the way, that banana fan.

The plantain fan in the hands of King Yinjiao is a treasure of the Taishang Laojun. It was originally used as a fan alchemy furnace, and it is not the same as the plantain fan in the hands of the well-known Princess Iron Fan.

The main function of Princess Iron Fan's fans is to put out the fire, one to extinguish the fire, the second to generate wind, and the third to make it rain.However, King Yinjiao's plantain fan is just the opposite. It is a thing of the most yang, and its main function is to fan fire, and it is still Liuding Shenhuo.One fans the fire, the other puts out the fire, and their functions are opposite. One is pure yin, and the other is pure yang.

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Seeing the fire burning, both Xuanzang and Sun Wukong felt a little troublesome. The fire was not the fire in the sky, the fire in the furnace, the fire on the mountain, or the fire at the bottom of the stove, but a little spiritual fire naturally drawn from the five elements.

In other words, ordinary water can't be extinguished, and artificial rainfall like Baoxiang Country can't.

"Bajie!" Sun Wukong, who was fighting with King Yinjiao, felt that he had to distinguish between primary and secondary at this time. Now there was a sea of ​​fire, Xuanzang's situation was unclear, and Jinjiao and Yinjiao brothers were Taishang Laojun. , if it continues to entangle, it is better to protect Xuanzang as soon as possible.

Zhu Bajie, who had been skimming by the side, suddenly heard Sun Wukong's call, thinking that our side was about to win the final victory, and excitedly said: "Big Brother! Come on!"

"I'm going to find Master, you continue to fight him here! Pay attention to that golden rope, don't be tied by him again!"

Before Zhu Bajie could react, Sun Wukong had already seized the opportunity to get out of the battle circle. Zhu Bajie looked at King Yinjiao who was rushing towards him aggressively: "..."

Zhu Bajie didn't understand the twists and turns in Sun Wukong's mind, he only felt that just now two groups of people were fighting each other, and here Sun Wukong suddenly ran away and went to Xuanzang, leaving him alone here to deal with King Yinjiao, originally there were two people The combination of doubles, now suddenly became a memory of two people who played alone, Zhu Bajie's expression was a little dazed, a pig's face turned into an emoticon pack, and he couldn't take it easy for a long time.

Forget it, it doesn't matter, it's not like I can't beat it, and if I do it alone, I can also perform well in front of the master, showing my old pig's ability.Thinking about it this way, Zhu Bajie felt that he was swinging the rake more vigorously.

The situation on Xuanzang's side has come to an impasse. The magic fire emitted by King Yinjiao's plantain fan belongs to fixed-point delivery. Although it will not spread endlessly, it has no tendency to weaken at all. A wall of fire that no one can easily approach.

Sun Wukong walked through the sea of ​​fire holding the fire avoidance formula, and joined Xuanzang and Monk Sha.

"Wukong, where are those two monsters?" Xuanzang asked standing on the edge of the fire wall.

"One is in my gourd," Sun Wukong took out the purple, gold and red gourd with his left hand, and pointed to the opposite side of the fire wall with his right hand, "there is another one, Bajie is dragging him!"

On the opposite side of the fire wall, Zhu Bajie was fighting with King Yinjiao. The nine-toothed nail rake swung up and down, left and right, up and down, left, right, and left. , Zhu Bajie felt that he had never worked so hard!

If he wins the Silver Horn King, Master will be very happy, Zhu Bajie thought happily...

On the other side of the sea of ​​fire.

"Master, look at Bajie!" Sun Wukong's nervous voice came, showing worry on his face, "This idiot's footsteps are flimsy and his figure is unstable, I'm afraid something will happen!"

Monk Sha looked at it from a distance, and said, "It looks okay to me! The second senior brother has never played so well in a fight!"

"You don't understand! When do you usually see him working so hard? This kind of behavior just shows that he can't hold on anymore. At the end of his strength, if things go wrong, there must be a demon!" Monkey King said in a worried tone of "my junior, I know best". , and then changed the topic: "By the way, don't you still have a jade bottle? Quickly take it out to me."

Seeing what Sun Wukong said so firmly, Monk Sha was also afraid that Zhu Bajie would not be able to hold on alone, so he handed over the bottle.

Monk Sha: "Here, here you are."

"Bajie! Don't be afraid! Senior brother, I'm here to save you!"

Sun Wukong yelled, as if to encourage Zhu Bajie to try to hold on for a while longer.

However, Zhu Bajie was fighting heartily. Seeing that the victory was in sight, he didn't appreciate it, and came back from the air: "Brother, leave me alone! I'm fine!"

Sun Wukong sighed, feeling a little moved in his heart: "This idiot actually knows the responsibility and has taken it."

Monk Sha was confused: "Eldest brother, I think he really doesn't want us to help him..."

"How could it be? My junior brother is the most timid. I even dragged my grandson to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Now that I don't care about him, who can handle it alone, who will believe it?"

Monk Sha: "Indeed..."

Sun Wukong: "What? He has troubled you too? I said why the frequency of calling me to accompany the toilet has been greatly reduced recently. It turns out that he is harassing you."

Monk Sha: "..."

Zhu Bajie has been keeping an eye on Sun Wukong's movements between fights, for fear that the monkey monkey will come back to steal credit from him in agitation. King Yinjiao is about to be taken down by him. According to his estimation, he can do it without three moves. I dragged King Yinjiao to my master to claim credit.

Haha, let's see who dares to say that my old pig is useless in the future!He glanced at the distance again, very well, Sun Houzi didn't move at all, and he didn't have any intention of coming over to disrupt the situation.

Just one last hit!

Zhu Bajie rounded the nine-toothed rake and raised it above his head!

King Yinjiao's eyes widened and he was about to die, when he suddenly heard a loud shout, "Great King Yinjiao!"

Sun Wukong's voice was very loud, and he could hear that he was very anxious.

King Silver Horn suddenly trembled in horror!With a sound.

With a click, like a juggler, Zhu Bajie watched helplessly as the opponent in front of him vanished into nothingness.

If it wasn't me who fought the opponent for a long time, Zhu Bajie would definitely give Sun Wukong a thumbs up.

However, it is a pity that the truth of the matter often catches him off guard, bewildered and invisible.

Monk Sha: "Eldest senior brother, look, second senior brother seems to be stunned."

Sun Wukong: "What did I say? I must have been moved by our brotherhood. Just watch, this idiot might cry soon."

Zhu Bajie raised the rake above his head and froze in place: "@#￥%&*%#@..."

When crossing the sea of ​​flames to join the main force, Zhu Bajie felt his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys were on fire!At the beginning it was you who wanted to separate, so you separated, but now you come back to fight the monsters, you are playing a rascal!

Thinking of Monkey King's embarrassing face, Zhu Bajie felt like vomiting blood!

The moment his feet landed on the ground, Zhu Bajie ran to Monk Sha with full of resentment. He wanted to tell his dear junior how Monkey King bullied him.

Full of grievances, he looked at Monk Sha beside him, his face drooped, and the mist in his eyes was steaming.

"Don't cry, don't cry." Monk Sha comforted him.

Zhu Bajie said heartily: I am about to cry and accuse this Poor Monkey of abandoning his teammates in this campaign, intentionally robbing monsters and other crimes of [-], just wait and see!

Then Monk Sha continued: "Second senior brother, I know you are very touched, a man does not cry easily, you have to restrain yourself."

Where did the inspiration come from?Zhu Bajie frowned.

Monk Sha reassured: "We are all brothers, it is right for senior brother to save you."

save who?help me?

Sun Wukong next to him narrowed his eyes, put on a proud expression and said generously: "You idiot, you're welcome."

Zhu Bajie was silent, staring closely at Monkey King, then at Monk Sha, and then at Monkey King.

I'm going to you @#%￥…%#…[email protected]! %%@@￥'s big watermelon! !

After regurgitating the swear words he had learned all his life, Zhu Bajie, who had no evidence, heard the sound of his heart breaking.

The four retreated under Long Xiaobai's tree.

Long Xiaobai sat on the branch of the tree, when he looked down and saw the four reflective skulls below, and then remembered the fact that he had to shave his head if he wanted to learn Kung Fu, he felt a chill in his heart.

Xuanzang lowered his eyes.

Sun Wukong: "Master, the two monsters are now in the gourd and the bottle. Should we let them out and kill them, or let them turn into blood?"

Xuanzang pondered for a long while, it seemed that it was difficult to choose. This was the first time he met a monster who was dead on the left and right, but there were still other ways to die.

"Wait a minute." A voice floated in the air.

Sun Wukong narrowed his eyes narrowly, as expected, after watching a good show for a long time, it's time for the real master to come out to save the scene.

Taishang Laojun swept the dust away, first extinguished the real fire caused by the plantain fan, and then slowly said: "Great Sage, we meet again."

Sun Wukong: "Yeah, it's been 500 years since I kicked over your gossip furnace?"

Taishang Laojun chuckled: "Great Sage, you still care about this. If you want me to say, you have to thank me. Without my gossip furnace, how could you have your piercing eyes? Your eyes can be said to be given to me." your."

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes, and before Xuanzang's mutual hatred mode started, he expressed his disapproval and disapproval of the brazen deduction of the Taishang Laojun.

——What do you mean you gave me my sharp eyes?

Could it be that you are my eyes, wanting to show me the changes of the four seasons?

The author has something to say:

Xipi Eighteen Questions

1. First impressions.

(black and white)

Xuanzang (calmly): I don’t sleep in the middle of the night, so I won’t have the energy to follow me on the road tomorrow.

Xiaobai (excited): So Master, you recognized me from the first meeting, right?

Xuanzang (calmly): Yes.

Xiaobai: (*/ω＼*) I hate short oil~ The master confesses his love so directly, he is shy~

Reporter: (灬°ω°灬) Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!what!sweet!

Xuanzang (continuing to explain): Because that night at the stable, the poor monk looked around, and you were the only one willing to respond with your eyes, so...

Xiaobai: Master Q_Q, please hold back...

Reporter: Although I feel sorry for Xiaobai, but somehow I want to laugh...I have to hold back! (`●__●ˊ)/Hurry up, get off!one!right!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

1. First impressions.

(Sun Guo)

Sun Wukong (answering while rescuing Mao from Guoguo): That's a disaster, the old grandson's Mao suffered!Let me tell you, this kid's horoscope is probably the same as mine——

Guoguo (raises both hands to answer): Heart to heart!Heart to heart!

Reporter: Damn it's so sweet, I'll eat this sipi!Next pair!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

1. First impressions.

(cinnabar)

Zhu Bajie (baji baji eat melon): Well, at that time, he became a little bit uglier, not as handsome, unrestrained and suave as my old pig...

Monk Sha (recall): At that time?I just paid attention to how to eat the Buddhist scriptures, but I didn't find such a pig.

Reporter: What about your later impressions?

Monk Sha (dumb): Then?Then there was nothing.

Reporter (do not believe): Really nothing?Then why did you follow him to save the princess when you were in Baoxiang Kingdom?Isn't it because of concern for his safety?

Monk Sha: Well, I just felt at the time... I followed, at least I could adapt to the situation and save him. (Pause) We cannot allow him to lower the IQ of our team like this.

Zhu Bajie: Old!sand!What about the love and trust between seniors and brothers? Q_Q

Reporter: Uh uh uh, this, this, the next pair!

Xipi Eighteen Questions

1. First impressions.

(blank)

Sun Wukong (disgusted): What a shameless horse, seeing Tianer lift up his clothes and bite his sleeves, the great monk is so pitiful...

Xiaobai (disgusted): Aunt Xue who forcibly touched porcelain! There is a lot of dust on his head after not taking a bath for 500 years...

Reporter: ...Why can't I feel the feeling that Xipi should have... The next pair.

Xipi Eighteen Questions

1. First impressions.

(Sun Xuan)

Sun Wukong (unhappy): What a wicked monk, he rode his horse to commit murder, and he still didn't feed the old grandson!They even threatened me with violent means to choose between going to Xitian and going to Xitian!

Xuanzang (coldly): Cough, what you say is what you say, don't slander your teacher.

Sun Wukong (nodding like pounding garlic): Okay, okay.In fact, I have a very good impression of the master. The master rescued me from the mountain and took me on the road. He was the most merciful and merciless. He seldom used any magic power. Monsters were never killed by a stick, but by fists and pains...

Reporter (囧): Well, what was the first impression of the Holy Monk on the Great Sage?

Xuanzang (calmly): Amitabha, the poor monk was still far away at that time, when he saw it suddenly, he looked like a coconut with hairs.

Monkey King: ╭(°A°`)╮

Reporter: Pfft——I have to hold back, come and prepare for the next question!