[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Before she could take her eyeballs out of the female pig Bajie, she heard the door creak outside, and after the sound of dull footsteps, a man with a big waist came in.

Long Xiaobai's eyes are completely out of the window now, fuck me, two Zhu Bajie? !

The man who came in from behind said flatteringly: "Cuilan, how does this braised elbow taste?"

The woman raised her head from the dining table, and shyly licked her oily lips: "It's very delicious."

The man smiled honestly: "I went down the mountain to get a horse and a pig today, plus the previous ones, it's enough for us to eat for four or five days."

Cuilan?down the mountain?

Long Xiaobai immediately realized that this woman was Gao Cuilan, the third daughter of Mr. Gao, and that man with big arms and round waist was the Zhu Bajie they were looking for!

She understood what Mr. Gao said about "Gao Cuilan's appearance is a bit special", isn't it just ugly, fat, and short!He also said it so euphemistically, this is just like the female version of Zhu Gangbin!

No wonder they are husband and wife with Zhu Bajie, they are really not a family, they don't come into the family!

Long Xiaobai couldn't help but want to go over and tell them, Miss Gao, this is a bad relationship, do close relatives know that they can't get married?

Seeing her distracted, Sun Wukong patted her on the shoulder to get her attention back.

At this time, Gao Cuilan suddenly asked: "Little pig, why did you insist on bringing me to this mountain?"

piggy?Long Xiaobai's throat tightened, could this be Gao Cuilan's nickname for Zhu Bajie?

This nickname successfully aroused goosebumps all over her body. The two behemoths in front of her really couldn't see anything "small" at all.

The sour water in my mouth became worse.

Zhu Bajie snorted and said: "If I don't hide, I'm afraid I will be caught by that monk to learn scriptures, and then I won't be able to see my wife."

He lightly held Gao Cuilan's hand, and the two chubby hands were intertwined, making a contrast with the braised elbow on the table.For some reason, although Gao Cuilan looks ugly, Long Xiaobai still sees a light of love in Zhu Bajie's eyes. She can be sure that Zhu Bajie really loves Gao Cuilan!

Radishes and cabbage have their own favorites, and everyone loves this one!

Long Xiaobai finally knew why Zhu Bajie ran away. It turned out that he didn't want to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures with Xuanzang, and wanted to stay here with Gao Cuilan.

"Little Pig~~" Gao Cuilan stroked Zhu Bajie's arm coquettishly, "You used to say that you were afraid that one day you would meet that Buddhist scripture seeker, because you had an agreement with Guanyin Bodhisattva, once you met, you must protect that monk to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures, and You say you are a monster, what kind of monster are you? Don't worry, I won't despise you if you treat me so well. "

Zhu Bajie hesitated for a moment, then heaved a long sigh: "Then I will show my original shape and let the lady see, the lady must not be afraid."

From Long Xiaobai's angle, she couldn't see Zhu Bajie's face, but she could see the shadow on the ground.Under the dim light, Zhu Bajie's shadow changed. His mouth got longer and bigger, his ears got bigger and bigger, and he protruded two fangs. His head and face looked like a pig.

The lamp flower beeped and exploded, the shadow of the lamp shook, and the air in the room was a little dull.

Peeping, showing up, and watching others show up, everyone's breathing stagnated.

Gao Cuilan: "Tsk."

Zhu Bajie trembled all over, and said tremblingly: "My lady, just now...did you secretly take a saliva?"

Gao Cuilan: "I didn't!"

Zhu Bajie: "I heard it all!"

Gao Cuilan: "If I say no, it means no!"

……

The two of them were like this, staring at each other in a deadlock.

Gudong!

Another loud drooling sound!

Gao Cuilan couldn't hold back anymore, and twisted her body: "It's all your fault! Who told you to turn into a pig's head for me to see! I know that pig's head meat is my favorite!"

Long Xiaobai almost wanted to shed bitter tears for Zhu Bajie, my dear, I love you so much, but you want to eat me.

Gao Cuilan sobbed twice with her nose in the air, and began to beat Zhu Bajie's chest vigorously: "Hmph! It's all your fault! Who told you to turn yourself into a pig's head for others to see! Big villain! You're so annoying! I'll kill you!"

Long Xiaobai watched the super-heavyweight version of "Small Fist Beating Your Chest" at close range, and felt so greasy that he couldn't open his eyes. The two lumps of meat on Zhu Bajie's chest were so undulating, the whole room echoed pia~pia's beat meat sound.

The picture was unbearable to look at, and the sound was even more unbearable to hear. Long Xiaobai didn't want to say anything, and ate a handful of dog food in silence.

Zhu Bajie stroked her head lovingly, and hugged her deeply into his arms.

Gao Cuilan fell into the overwhelming fat: "Little pig, why is your original form my favorite?"

Zhu Bajie hugged her further, and confessed affectionately: "My lady, I love you the most, I will never leave you, you will always be my darling~"

Rumble!An electric current went straight from the soles of the feet to the head in an instant, Long Xiaobai only felt the back of his head go numb, all the pores were opened, and a thunderbolt struck Tianling Gai!

The flood of sour water in the mouth could not be stopped.

"Oh! It's disgusting! I can't bear it, old grandson!"

Monkey King shouted loudly, jumped up and kicked open the door of the woodshed.

Boom!The door slammed down.

The moment Monkey King rushed out, Gao Cuilan pushed Zhu Bajie vigorously and hugged Monkey King's thigh fiercely.

"—Run, run! Little pig, run!!"

Long Xiaobai stood at the door of the firewood room, looking at Gao Cuilan who fell on the ground and screamed, this pair of fateful couples, she really couldn't bear to separate them.