[Journey to the West] I will send you to the west for my teacher!

Along the way, the blue-coated boy told Xuanzang about the situation in Gao Taigong's family: "Gao Taigong has three daughters, the eldest daughter Xianglan and the second daughter Yulan married early, but the third daughter Cuilan was recruited the year before last. Son-in-law. This third son-in-law behaves very well on weekdays, and is deeply loved by Mrs. Gao. During this time, when the monsters were at their worst, it was also when the third son-in-law offered to watch the night for everyone. His courage is admirable. But the monster is too much. It’s amazing, the family members are panicked, to be honest, just now I also wanted to go to the cousin’s house in the next door to escape..."

Just as I was talking, I saw someone running over dancing at the end of the road, with his arms shaking wildly in mid-air, shouting as he ran, "It's not good! It's not good! The third son-in-law of Gao Taigong's family ran away with the third lady." !"

"You ungrateful bastard, are you a human being surnamed pig!"

"Gao Taigong is so kind to him, he ran away with Miss!"

"The whole family is in a mess now, and everyone is at the door!"

"We have no choice but to inform you first!"

"..."

This magical rhythm made Long Xiaobai think that Grandpa Gao's third son-in-law should not be surnamed Zhu, but Huang, the Huang who had closed down the Jiangnan leather factory.

The blue-coated boy was also shocked when he heard the shout: "Just now, I praised the third son-in-law, but now these two people leave such a big family and run away? Hey! It's all caused by this monster!"

Long Xiaobai also wondered, isn't the son-in-law that Gao Cuilan recruited is Zhu Bajie?

The monster matter has not been resolved yet, and the two ran away together again. So, not only Zhu Bajie is not in Gao Laozhuang now, but Gao Cuilan is also taken away?

what's the situation?Temporary extra play by the director team?

If Zhu Bajie is not here, how can he be found and accepted to join the Buddhist scriptures team?

The situation changed, and everyone couldn't help but quicken their pace, and they arrived at the door of Gao's house in a short while.

Gao Taigong's family is a big family in Zhuangzi. The family has a big business and a big house. Long Xiaobai's first reaction when he saw the Gao family's mansion was, whether it is ancient or modern, it is good to be rich.

Gao Taigong is getting old and has just run away from his daughter and son-in-law, trembling with anger, leaning on a cane and arching his back, he called tremblingly: "Holy monk, holy monk."

Beside him were two well-dressed ladies supporting him. Judging from their age, they should be his eldest daughter Gao Xianglan and second daughter Gao Yulan.

Xuanzang got off his horse, walked forward, and saluted Grandpa Gao: "Gaogong, what's the matter?"

Grandpa Gao's face drooped, and he sighed rather sadly: "The family is unlucky!"

The second daughter, Gao Yulan raised her eyebrows: "Thankfully my father always praises these three sons-in-law for their ability, but in the end, hum! Everyone runs fast when encountering problems!"

Judging from Gao Yulan's tone, Gao Cuilan's departure seemed to be something else.

Taigong Gao breathed a sigh of relief with a complex expression, and explained in a hoarse voice: "My third daughter has a... special appearance, and because she was used to being arrogant and indulgent when she was young, she has a hot temper. I thought it would be difficult to marry when she grows up. I was lucky in [-], and someone actually wanted to be a door-to-door son-in-law. I think the young man is not bad, so I agreed to the marriage. As for my son-in-law, I really have nothing to choose. He takes good care of my daughter and plows the fields. He is also good at raking the ground, planting wheat and transplanting rice seedlings. When he first started making trouble with monsters, he volunteered to watch the night every day. I didn't expect..."

Gao Yulan snorted coldly: "This is called seeing people's hearts for a long time. How can you tell who is really reliable until the critical moment?"

Xuanzang pondered, "Then what did they say when they left?"

"My uncle said that a Taoist priest told his fortune. If he doesn't leave Gao's house today, disaster will strike him immediately. So he hurriedly packed his things and hurried to the mountain with my daughter."

Gao Xianglan rolled her eyes, and said in a strange way: "Father, you really believe what he said, it's nothing more than to find an excuse to get away because you see the monster is making a big fuss."

Grandpa Gao just shook his head helplessly, with a disappointed expression on his face. It seemed that he really loved his little daughter Gao Cuilan very much.

The more Long Xiaobai heard it, the more unbelievable it became.Zhu Bajie was doing well as a son-in-law in the Gao family, why did he suddenly run away?Are you really afraid of this monster?But who is Zhu Bajie? Marshal Tianpeng is reincarnated. He is pregnant with 36 Tiangang changes and holds a nine-toothed rake. Even if he is not as powerful as Monkey King, he is more than enough to deal with ordinary monsters. What kind of monster can scare him so much that he wants to rub his feet with oil? How far did you run that day?

Xuanzang said again: "Gao Taigong, I heard from the servant that your monster is the most troublesome. May I ask if anyone in the family has seen the appearance of that monster?"

"That's a demon! How could anyone see it?!" Gao Yulan yelled in a high-pitched voice, her voice was full of panic, "There's a gust of wind coming and going, you can't see anything, it's really scary!"

After asking around, although Taigong Gao's family had the most ghost troubles, none of them had ever seen the monster's true face, leaving no clues except that it swallowed livestock and poultry like a gust of wind.

Xuanzang frowned slightly, and couldn't think of a specific solution for a while, so the three of them could only stay in Gao Taigong's house for the time being, and wait for the monster to appear, and then play by ear.

After entering Gao's mansion, Long Xiaobai asked, "Master, what should we do now?"

Xuanzang thought for a while, then said in a cold voice: "Of course, we must first catch the monster in the disaster-prone village. As for the third lady, if the husband and wife really fled to avoid disaster, after the monster is caught, they will naturally be caught. Will be back."

Long Xiaobai: "How to catch it? The villagers say that this monster is erratic, and they don't know which one he will attack."

"What did the young man from the Gao family say at the entrance of the village today?" Xuanzang asked suddenly.

Recalling what the boy said, Long Xiaobai repeated: "The one who lost the most is naturally our Gao Taigong's family. So far, we have lost two horses, three cows, and five sheep..."

Xuanzang turned his head to look at her, and interrupted, "What does this mean?"

Long Xiaobai was puzzled, what could explain it?Does it mean that monsters are very edible?

Seeing Long Xiaobai's bewildered expression, Xuanzang nodded her nose: "This shows that monsters are very greedy. As long as the temptation is strong enough, they will definitely attack."

"Cough," Long Xiaobai cleared her throat. Although she already had a bad feeling, she still tried to muddy the water and frowned solemnly, "Master, the villagers have already said that there are no edible animals in the village. It's..."

The horse's back was suddenly slapped hard.

Long Xiaobai's heart skipped a beat, and he heard Sun Wukong shivering and said cleverly: "Master! You are right! I think Xiaobai is very suitable! It is an excellent bait!"

I want you to talk too much!If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!Long Xiaobaijiu, look at Monkey King again, the corners of his proud mouth can't be held back, he's about to go to heaven.

Xuanzang raised his eyebrows: "No, you will go together this time."

"Me?" The expression on Sun Wukong's face changed for a moment.

Now it was Long Xiaobai's turn to keep smiling.

Xuanzang: "Don't you know how to change by 72? This time... just turn into a pig, a horse and a pig, it will taste better if you match them together."

"..."

Long Xiaobai: "Master, can you not stand in the perspective of monsters when you make analogies in the future!"

At night, at the gate of Gao's mansion.

The moon is dark and the night is killing, and the wind is high and the sky is set on fire.

A pig and a horse, holding hands and looking at their tearful eyes, were speechless and choked.

In order to make the bait look more obvious, the servants specially placed a few red lanterns around the two of them, which looked very festive, and it seemed that the tribute was full of color and fragrance.

Sun Wukong stared at the two round pig eyes and said dissatisfied: "Look at this lantern, it looks like we are going to marry each other. If this can attract monsters, I have to wonder if he has some kind of mental defect. .”

"This lantern looks like a magic circle!" Long Xiaobai turned his head to look at Monkey King, and blinked jokingly: "Come sign a contract with me and become a magical girl!"

Sun Wukong stared, and before he could say a roll, suddenly a gust of evil wind blew, "Hula——", the pig and the horse flew into the sky.

Long Xiaobai felt that he was breaking away from gravity and going straight to the sky, as if he was playing with a whirlwind chair in an amusement park.

Sun Wukong was also having a hard time, his chubby body was whirling around in the eyes of the wind, and while turning around, he shouted heart-piercingly: "Fuck! What a retarded man!!"

With the strength of the good wind, send me to the blue sky.

After the strong wind passed, the open space was deserted, only a few extinguished lanterns were still spinning lonely.

The scenery on both sides changed rapidly. I don't know how long it took to fly under the wind, and finally landed.

Long Xiaobai was a little dizzy from the whirlwind, as if he had been spun dry in a front-loading washing machine, his whole body was depressed, and his stomach still had bursts of acid reflux.

"Sun Wukong?"

In the darkness, she let out a soft cry, and stretched out her horse's hoof to touch Monkey King beside her.

"Hmph~" The big white pig that was touched let out a rough howl, but did not speak.

Long Xiaobai was taken aback, and hurriedly approached the pig: "Monkey Monkey, Monkey King! What's wrong with you? You're talking! Have you been enchanted by some kind of enchantment, so you can't change back? Talk!"

"Hum~"

What responded to her was still an unknown pig cry.

When it's over, Long Xiaobai's heart is icy cold.

Although she used to think that Sun Wukong was a pig teammate, but when Sun Wukong really became a "pig" teammate, Long Xiaobai even wanted to die.

They were captured here by monsters, Xuanzang didn't know if they caught up, and Monkey King became like this again, leaving her alone... only despair remained in her heart.

Taking a slow breath, tears welled up slowly and were about to soak the eyelids.

"Why are you crying to a pig?"

There was a voice from the other side, ridiculing as always, a pair of eyes shining brightly in the darkness, revealing a sense of narrowness.

"What about you?"

Seeing that Long Xiaobai didn't respond, Sun Wukong frowned and couldn't help poking him.

After being poked by him like this, Long Xiaobai finally came back to his senses, and a surge of grief and indignation suddenly rose in his heart.

"Sun Wukong! Are you sick! You don't even say a word when you change back! It's fun to see me talking to pigs, isn't it?! I fucking thought you'd been a pig for the rest of your life!! You What the hell is going on in your mind! Pervert, you!"

Long Xiaobai was furious and crazy like a shrew, wishing he could trample Monkey King flat with his hoof on the spot.

For the first time this time, Monkey King did not come back immediately.

After a long while, when Long Xiaobai calmed down a little, Sun Wukong said in a daze: "I was afraid you were nervous, so I wanted to make a joke."

Long Xiaobai was speechless, and said weakly: "It's not funny at all."

"..."

In the darkness, Monkey King's figure remained motionless and did not speak again.

"Forget it," Long Xiaobai sighed, "Where are we now?"

Looking around, she found that they seemed to have been taken to a place similar to a woodshed. Besides the two of them, there were several other poultry and livestock kept in the room.

"It should be the lair of monsters." Sun Wukong waved at her, motioning her to come to the door.

The light from the next room came through the crack of the door, a faint yellow one, and the aroma coming from behind the door seemed to have smeared the nostrils with pepper, red oil, sweet and sour, and garlic... It was so hard. Swallow.

What smell is so tempting?Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong glanced at each other, their eyes sparkling.

There was a sputtering sound, as if someone was wolfing down, Long Xiaobai and Sun Wukong swallowed at the same time, and looked towards the crack of the door.

The light was dim, and Long Xiaobai could only see an outline, beside a small wooden table, a fat woman with big ears was eating a braised pork knuckle.

Long Xiaobai's eyes were straightened, this body shape, this appearance, isn't this Zhu Bajie? !

... Zhu Bajie is actually a woman? !