[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

Banjing Momozui hugged Dazai, his embrace was warm and appropriate, if one didn't think about his usual behavior, this warmth alone could give people a sense of security that lasts forever.

But compared to most men, Dazai is too thin, which makes Hanjing Momozui feel distressed.

"...Have you really eaten well recently?"

"Of course! I eat enough canned crab meat and alcohol every day. Kunikida-kun was cooking oden at the detective agency before. I ate a lot!" Dazai vowed.

"Canned crab meat and wine... What is this good food?" Banjing Taoshui sniffled, complained, and then asked: "Do you still make tofu that can kill people?

"It's been a long time since I made it. My current research direction is noodles that can be used to hang myself... But to be honest, this process is much more difficult than making tofu, and the taste is not satisfactory." Dazai looked a little aggrieved , "In order to enhance the toughness and firmness of the noodles, I added a thickener and reduced the amount of water when kneading the noodles. As a result, the noodles were super hard, not only unpalatable, but also hard to hang."

"Still so obsessed with all kinds of weird suicide methods..." Banjing Momozuki curled his lips, and his laughter was stuffed into Dazai's chest, but it sounded like he was crying slightly, "I, actually, before going to Ikebukuro I secretly bought you a set of clothes. The mouse-gray pinstriped linen kimono is suitable for summer. I originally wanted to give it to you before the summer festival, and then I found an excuse to go to the festival with you, but this plan I'm afraid it won't work."

"Dazai, after I'm gone, remember to eat well; and the kimono I gave you, you can find it in my closet; don't try to commit suicide, at least... after the summer festival, I want to see how you look in that kimono."

"Momo sauce, you..."

Banjing Momomizu reached into Dazai's pocket with one hand and took out a pistol, but Dazai didn't stop him.

"Sure enough, I knew it would be there..." Banjing Momozui lowered his head and smiled, his voice was so soft that it took Dazai's hard work to hear clearly: "Dazai, thank you for making this dream for me, it is really wonderful It's beautiful, so beautiful that I don't even want to wake up again, but... it's okay, dreams are just dreams after all, and this road should come to an end."

"I heard that after Oda Tsukuru left, you never brought your own gun. This gun belongs to the detective agency, right?" She slowly withdrew from Dazai's arms. Under the night, the water in her eyes flickered and flickered. Shining like diamonds.

"The task given to you by the detective agency is to arrest me and bring me to justice. If I resist, I can 'handle it myself', right?

"I don't want to see you caught between me and the detective agency, I don't want to see you give up everything for me, I don't want to see you who finally came to help others, because people like me...or say Something that is not even a human being, once again let his hands be stained with sin."

"Dazai, if I turn myself in, or be taken away by the police and the Secret Service Division, how will I be treated later? If I guess correctly, I will probably become a guinea pig in the laboratory? After all... the ability to swallow the main character This kind of case is relatively rare, and before the mechanism of the ability is fully studied, I will be a pretty good experimental subject."

Her expression was sad for a moment, and then became firm again in an instant.

"But, I don't want to!"

"Remember what I said on the phone before?" Banjing Taoshui pursed her lips, her jaw slightly raised, as if she was trying her best to keep her last pride. "If one day, you find that I am no longer me, and this change is irreversible, please, kill me."

"The person you love, Dazai, is the girl named Banjing Momozui, not me, the supernatural personality who occupies her body."

"She was gone five years ago, let me, and her, retain the last bit of dignity."

After a long silence, Dazai finally said, "Remember, I...promised you." The hair on his forehead drooped, covering his eyes.

"I'm going to trouble you again, Dazai." Hanjing Momomizu handed the pistol|gun Dazai back to Dazai, watching him take the gun, the girl curled her lips, shedding tears and smiling at the same time.

——It should have been done, the last thing Dazai saw was her smile.

"Please scatter my ashes in Yokohama Port."

"I will turn into Qianfeng to see how you look in kimono."

She reached out her arms and hugged him again.

"It's very painful. It's really painful to be born as a human being. But if I really have a next life, I still want to be a human being, a real human being."

"MOMO sauce..."

Dazai let out a soft cry, feeling the white shirt on his chest slowly wet from the girl's tears.

"In this way, I can still meet you in the next life."

Dazai was silent for a long time, and finally sighed, hugged the girl back forcefully, lowered his head, and kissed her lightly on the forehead.

"In your next life, just be an ordinary girl. I think the current appearance is pretty good. When I meet again in the future, I can still recognize you."

Dazai said softly, and lightly pulled the trigger.

With a "bang", the bullet penetrated Banjing Taoshui's heart from behind.Dazai let go of his hand, and the gun slid down onto the tatami.

"fraud……"

What slipped down together was the cherry-colored gradient dress she had been holding in her hand.

In the end, she still wore the same black windbreaker, because she felt that this beautiful dress did not belong to her, and she was afraid that it would be stained with her own blood.

But the hot blood flowed out, still dyed the cherry blossoms in full bloom on the skirt—probably Somei Yoshino, single petal, fine powder, short flowering period, open and leave cleanly and decisively.

"Didn't it be said before? 'No one will lose this time', you liar."

"It's like this one by one. They willfully say that they want to carry out their beliefs and die. Also think about me, a person who wants to die but can't die anyway."

"Obviously... you can choose to run away with me..."

Dazai seemed to have lost all his strength, he staggered a few steps, and suddenly fell into the hot spring pool outside the shoji gate with Banjing Taosui's body in his arms.

There was the hum of a rotary-wing aircraft overhead, and the secret combat transport plane 'Honghu' of the Supernatural Secret Service Division appeared above the hot spring hotel.

***

After the special agents of the special ability department fished the two out of the hot spring pool, they checked Banjing Taoshui's body.

The limbs were slightly warm when they first came out of the water, and then quickly turned cold, the pupils were dilated, and there was no breathing or heartbeat, and death was basically certain.

When inspecting Banjing Momozu's body, Dazai hadn't reacted yet, but when the Special Agents Division was about to take away the body, Dazai suddenly grabbed the other person's wrist.

"Her last wish is for me to scatter her ashes into Yokohama Port. This life has already been given to you, what else do you want? Do you even want to take away the body?"

His voice was very low, as if he was trying his best to suppress the anger in his heart, and there seemed to be a dark abyss hidden in his eyes, which looked icy cold.

Ice and fire collide and blend, extreme contradictions and inexplicable harmony.

The special agent of the Supernatural Secret Service Division turned to look at Ango Sakaguchi, who was sitting on the co-pilot of the plane, with a questioning look in his eyes, Ango Sakaguchi nodded, and the agent had no choice but to give up the plan to take the corpse back.

In fact, as long as it is confirmed that the person is dead, it doesn't matter whether you take the body back or not.Although the people in the scientific research department may not even want to let the corpse go, but if they offend the detective agency because of their too tough attitude, the loss outweighs the gain.

Sakaguchi Ango turned his head slightly, looked at Dazai for a long time, and suddenly sighed.

"You just jumped into the hot spring pool with her in your arms, did you want to die for love?"

"No, it was true at the time... I didn't stand firmly." The corners of Dazai's lips turned up slightly, as if thinking of something, but the smile looked sad, and even his voice trembled slightly, "I thought that now Just die, but she gave me a set of mouse-gray pinstriped linen kimono, which is suitable for summer festivals, so I’d better live until the summer festival.”

Sakaguchi Ango pursed his lips, not knowing what to say.

The plane was too quiet for a while, and after arriving in Yokohama in silence, Dazai carried Momozu Hani's body in his arms, and went to the old stronghold before the establishment of the detective agency - Wanxiangdo.

This is a secret stronghold known only to the detective agency, and the only way to break into this lecture hall is to take the abandoned underground railway.Even if the enemy invades, it can be known in advance through the surveillance screen in the railway, and the road is full of traps.

Most of the members of the detective agency are here at the moment.Edogawa Ranpo sat eating snacks indifferently, and Kunikida Doppo who was sitting in front of the computer was waving the notebook in his hand with a displeased expression.

"You didn't follow orders and acted without authorization! Do you know how much trouble you have caused us, bastard Dazai!!"

"Well, Mr. Kunikida calmed down." Atsushi Nakajima tried his best to smooth things over, "It's just a few more days of delay, and then we will be in a hard fight, and it's normal to want to go on a trip or something... Right?" Seeing that Kunikida was even more angry, Atsushi Nakajima quickly added: "Mr. Dazai and Ms. Hanai's acting skills are super good. I, who knows the plan, almost believed it. Now the enemy will definitely believe it even more, yes No, Little Mirror Flower?"

"Hmm." Although the long-haired girl in scarlet sleeves had no expression on her face, she still nodded in agreement.

"OK, I cut off the communication and monitoring equipment on the two of you the moment you entered Wanxiang Hall." Wrapped in a quilt, wearing glasses, Tanaka Hanabou said, looking like a sloppy otaku.

"It was a great help, Tanaka-kun." Dazai hooked the corners of his lips, changed his previous painful expression, and suddenly let go, dropping the "corpse" in his arms.

"It's time to wake up, MOMO-chan."

The author has something to say: sugar is fake sugar, knife is fake knife, surprise is not surprise, meaning is not accident

I thought I would die this winter, but recently I got a set of mouse-gray pinstriped linen kimonos, which are suitable for summer, so I'd better live until summer.

——Osamu Dazai's "Late Years"