[Comprehensive] Professional kill MOMO sauce

Until the two set foot on the JR subway, Banjing Momozui was still in a state of confusion, floating flowers while being in a state of confusion.

Didn't Dazai come to catch her? Why did he suddenly...take her away?

What about the police?How do you explain to the supernatural agent class?Most importantly, how will the detective agency explain it?

"Well~ don't think so much, those workaholics worry about boring things, MOMO-chan just needs to live happily every day."

Kunikida, who was far away from the detective agency, suddenly sneezed.

Dazai, who was completely unaware of this, was tilting his head at this moment, with a slightly raised ending, teasing: "Obviously I am right next to Momo-chan, but Momo-chan still thinks about other people, which makes me a little sad~"

Ma Ma, this person is so flirtatious...

Banjing Taoshui silently covered her face: "Please don't tease me verbally, thank you."

"Oh?" Dazai pretended to be puzzled, "Not flirting with words, that's—"

"Don't say ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Just in time for rush hour, passengers on the subway were extremely crowded, bustling with each other.Pushing and shoving was unavoidable when there were too many people. Someone lost his footing and accidentally touched Banjing Taoshui, so Dazai took advantage of the situation and pulled her to his side.

"Haha, I'm sorry, I'm just kidding." Dazai patted Banjing Momozuki's head, and said along the way: "There are many people in the car, stand beside me."

"By the way... I wanted to ask you just now." Banjing Momozui glanced at the paper bag in Dazai's hand. "What's in it?" She asked hesitantly.

The two of them took the risk and went back to Dazai's residence just to get this paper bag.

"This?" Dazai shook his index finger, and said mysteriously with the information: "It's a secret, anyway... you will know when the time comes."

"Tch, forget it." Banjing Taoshui pursed her lips and turned her head to the side.As soon as she turned her head, she saw a little girl not far away being pushed around and almost fell down.

Little Lolita is about five or six years old, with ponytails, black hair and black eyes, looks very cute, and there are no adults around her.Seeing that she was about to cry, Banjing Momozui thought for a while and waved to little Lolita.

"Come and stand here."

Little Lolita looked up at Banjing Taoshui timidly, walked to her side, smiled shyly, and whispered: "Thank you sister."

"Where's your family?" Banjing Taoshui asked her.

"My brother and I got separated at the station." Little Loli puffed up her cheeks sullenly.

"Well... then where are you and your brother going?"

"Gunma County, my brother and I will take the subway to Tokyo, and then transfer to the Shinkansen to Gunma County."

"That's it..." Dazai interrupted suddenly, he squeezed his chin and thought for a while, and said, "Momo-chan, let's go to Gunma County, anyway, it's just a quick trip, just to make up for what you missed before spa."

Hanjing Momozui has a completely "Dazai, you are happy" attitude. For her, where to go is not the point, the point is to go with this person.

After getting an affirmative answer, Dazai said to Little Lolita, "In this way, we will also transfer to Tokyo. If you can't find you on the bus, your brother will definitely wait for you at the subway station."

"Thank you brother and sister." Little Lolita smiled, her big eyes bent into two crescents, "My name is Ito Yuki, how about you?"

Before Hanjing Momozuki could speak, Dazai said first, "Her name is Tsushima Izumi, and I'm Tsushima Shuji."

"Same surname, are you brother and sister too?" Little loli Yuki Ito asked curiously.

"No, we are..." Dazai blinked, "Husband and wife~"

"What—" Banjing Taoshui was about to scream when Dazai suddenly stretched out his hand and pinched her lower back, and saw her face turn red all of a sudden, and then covered her face and said in a low voice, "Ah yes, yes... yes couple……"

Banjing Momozui suddenly felt that it was worth it to hear Dazai say this in her lifetime, even if it was her last trip, even if the trip ended and her life would come to an end.

The subway arrived in Tokyo, and the two waited with little Lolita for a while before they arrived at her relatives.

"elder brother!"

Yuki Ito threw himself into the arms of a boy with the same black hair and black eyes, and pointed in the direction of Dazai Osamu and Hani Momomizu.Not far away, when he saw a good-looking young man in a khaki trench coat and a woman who was wearing a "mix-and-match" outfit and couldn't see her face in a baseball cap, the boy walked over with his sister and bowed deeply to the two.

"My name is Makoto Ito, thank you two for helping my sister, that... I heard that you are going to Gunma County, why don't we have a companion?"

Makoto Ito looked up, looking at the two expectantly.

"Okay." Osamu Dazai nodded kindly. When the four of them headed to the station together, he dragged Banjing Momozu into the crowd, and separated from the Ito brothers and sisters in an instant.

The recent social news was played on the LED screen of the subway station in a loop. When it was the turn of the surveillance video of the killing of the US Secretary of State, Makoto Ito, who had not noticed that the two people beside him had left, looked up inadvertently, just in time to see the face of Banjing Momozui appearing impressively on the screen.

"Why did she kill such a beautiful girl?" Ito Makoto felt a little regretful. The moment he saw the face in the surveillance video, he suddenly felt his heart beat faster.

He thinks he kind of likes the girl in the video.

"Hey, isn't this the sister who helped me just now?" Yuki Ito pointed at the LED screen and said to her brother with a surprised face, "Why is she on it?"

Makoto Ito suddenly thought that the woman was wearing a baseball cap and lowered her head just now, so he couldn't see what she looked like at all; and because his sister was short, if she raised her head, she could see her face clearly Face!

He turned his head abruptly, only to find that the two people who were still beside him and who called themselves "Tsushima couple" had disappeared.

Where did Dazai go with Banjing Momosui?

Although he told little Lolita that his destination was Gunma Prefecture, after leaving the Ito brothers and sisters, Dazai turned around and bought two tickets to Kyoto.

"...Even children are lied to." Banjing Taoshui murmured: "As expected, the hearts of those who play tactics are dirty."

Why is this guy so thoughtful?

The complaints are the ones, Banjing Momozui looked at Dazai with starry eyes.

They went to Gion Flower Street, and the beautiful and elegant geisha ladies made Hanjing Momozu laugh all over the floor, and Banjing Momozu tried to act as a maiko herself, and Dazai even took a photo of her.

They went to Kiyomizu Temple to see the red leaves, and also went to Fushimi Inari Shrine to pay homage to the gods. Hanai Momozu personally wrote an ema and hung it in the shrine, but Dazai was not allowed to see what she wrote.

They went to two high school football games.A basketball game at Luoshan Middle School, and a tennis game at Sitianbaosi.When Momomi Hani was sitting with a group of students in a sailor suit, she said to Dazai: "Now that I think about it, I haven't even been to serious school for a few days. This time it seems that my dream of being a JK has really come true!"

After watching these two games, Hanjing Momozui felt that his three views had been greatly impacted.

"Human beings can no longer stop the sportsman from ruling the earth." She suddenly looked at Dazai with bright eyes, "I think you must not be good at ball games!"

"Ah? Why do you say that?"

Banjing Taoshui cleared her throat, clenched her fists and said, "Because your hair color is too ordinary!"

"Oh~ is it?" Dazai looked at Momomi Bani meaningfully, and said in a long voice, "Then let's discuss the relationship between colors and balls in an adult way!"

Dazai stretched out his sinful paws towards Banjing Momozui, the so-called adult's way is actually--to tickle.Banjing Taoshui laughed so hard that she almost couldn't breathe, she suddenly felt that she hadn't laughed like this for a long time.

After leaving Kyoto, they went to Usu-gun, Hokkaido.

"The cherry blossoms are gone this season, but the camellias are still in bloom in areas near the north." Dazai, who was sitting opposite Banjing Momozu in the carriage, flipped through the travel guide he got from the station. "It's still a pity that I can't see the cherry blossoms."

"Why are you so obsessed with cherry blossoms?" Banjing Momozui asked him.

"Because..." Dazai glanced at the paper bag in his arms, his eyes wandering: "It's nothing, I just feel that the cherry blossoms in Yokohama aren't blooming well this spring."

"Really?" Banjing Momozui dangled her legs and looked out the window at the mountains that were flying away, "I came back late, and I didn't see the cherry blossoms in Yokohama. But..." She lay on the table, her arms covering herself With half of his face on his face, he muttered in a low voice: "'Sakura Blowing Snow' should also be considered a cherry blossom, right? I have this very short one that keeps blooming. What kind of cherry blossom do you want?"

She suddenly became jealous of cherry blossoms.

Dazai, who has good ears but doesn't play sword flurry, didn't understand this sentence at all, but he was smart enough to imagine what the girl wanted to express.

Dazai smiled and didn't answer, the paper bag in his arms gradually took on his temperature.

Their first stop in Hokkaido went to Toyako Onsen.I don't know what Dazai said to the proprietress of the hot spring hotel, but when he asked Banjing Momozui to come in, the proprietress who had said there were no vacancies was willing to give them a room.

a room...

I always feel a little embarrassed.

"Are you shy?" Dazai turned his head and saw that Banjing Momozuki was walking almost on the same limbs, he burst out laughing, "No, I used to share a room in Hong Kong and Hei, why didn't I see you shy ?”

"Isn't that a mission?! And there were other people there at the time..."

"That's it... Then I have to ask the proprietress if there is any stable for me to live in." Dazai said pitifully.

"No, no, don't let me come. I love living in stables. Living in stables makes me happy! Dazai, you just need to stay in the room and be as beautiful as a flower!" She said righteously, and turned to find the proprietress, but Suddenly Dazai grabbed the back collar.

He sighed, "How can a hot spring hotel have stables, I lied to you~"

Banjing Taoshui suddenly felt that his IQ would be below the human average in the recent period.

The second stop in Hokkaido, they went to Shikotsu-Toya National Park.Banjing Momosui also saw Gintama High School going on a school trip. The teacher leading the team had a messy curly hair. He was squatting next to the souvenir stall, picking up a wooden knife engraved with Lake Toya, looking at it over and over again, and bargaining with the boss. : "Let's make it cheaper, the wooden knife I bought here before was sprinkled with curry, it stinks so I threw it away..."

Visiting scenic spots during the day, returning to the hot spring hotel at night, Dazai went to soak in the hot springs, Banjing Momozu said that she would also go to the hot springs, but sat alone in the room for a while.Curiosity finally got the upper hand, she quietly crawled to Dazai's paper bag on the tatami, and opened it.

Seeing what was inside, Banjing Taoshui suddenly covered her mouth, the circles of her eyes gradually turned red, and then, tears couldn't stop falling down.

It was a cherry-colored dress.

——Momo-chan, I still think that cherry-colored gradient dress is the most suitable for you.

——Depict the character to the point where readers can recognize it just by silhouette.And a handsome and beautiful person like me should wear a black windbreaker.

Even though he said that, he still saw it at the time.

Seeing her instantly shed that "want to have" look in her eyes.

"Oh, have you been seen?" Dazai stood at the door, frowned slightly, and scratched his head in distress.

"When you saw this dress, it was the first time we met. You followed me through the gift shop, and you saw the doll in the window with exactly the same eyes, evasive, with a look of wanting but not daring to stay. Make one little demand and people will throw you away like your parents."

"I always felt sorry for not being able to buy that doll for you back then. So this time, I thought, I must fulfill your wish no matter what."

"Do you like this dress?"

As soon as Dazai finished speaking, he suddenly felt a warm and soft body plunging into his arms, arms crossed behind him, hugging him tightly.

"I like it, I like it the most."

The author has something to say: I have no idea what I wrote in this chapter

I think I am still suitable for writing abuse, or glass slag sprinkled with sugar, pure sugar is too difficult for me_(:з)∠)_