How to use the god judge[Comprehensive]

Yato once thought that he was an all-knowing and all-powerful god (especially in terms of combat and housework), who was able to handle various situations, and would not change his face when Mount Tai collapsed in front of him.

It wasn't until today that he realized how naive he was...

After getting rid of a demon and messing up the client's house, he wanted to run away quickly, but saw Scone's artifacts shaking their heads collectively, and then went forward to tidy up the messy room.

He dared to swear that he just blinked, and when he opened it again, he found that the room had completely returned to its original state.

——Is this a special effect of a certain artifact, time reversal or something like that? !

Not only him, but even the accompanying voice beside him were too shocked to speak, and the two of them could only keep their mouths wide open, looking at this group of housekeeping artifacts stupidly.

"It's just this level, please don't be too surprised." The black-haired Wakizawa comforted him kindly.In Honmaru, his workload is far greater than this, and he can't stay for too long every time he goes back, so he has already developed his speed.

Candlestick Che, who is also a good housekeeper, cleaned the floor and windows habitually, stood among the gleaming furniture, and said with a smile: "This is also to thank you for your care in recent days, and you have done something within your ability. "

——After all, today's meal money is still in the hands of the other party, and they can't let their master go hungry just because they hold grudges.

"If there is a similar job, please give it to us as much as possible." Yiqi Yizhen thinks more long-term, after all, he has made up his mind to not return to the government of the time, so he must learn the way of survival in this world.If possible, try to earn as much money as possible, considering that my master's birthday is coming soon...

Such a commemorative day must be grand.

"Actually, I think five yen is too little. If it is changed to one hundred yen or five hundred yen at a time, it will be barely reasonable." Looking at the pitiful five yen coin in Yato's hand, Izumi Mamoru was in a state of embarrassment. How speechless.

——This kind of labor is simply too cheap, let alone a god, even ordinary workers are more than this price, right?Don't let this desolate god still live in the prices of hundreds of years ago?

"No, if it is too expensive, I will lose the client! And my purpose is to accumulate believers and find people who are destined, not just to make money." Stuffing the coins into a new bottle, Yato took out the coins that had been filled last night The one that was full rubbed it against his cheek, and said intoxicatedly: "Sooner or later, I will have my own shrine and countless believers, and become the greatest god in the world!"

——It's not convincing at all to say such words with such a money fanatic face.

Ji Zhenfu sighed at the same time, but when he saw the young god sitting on the sofa in a daze, he could only choose to continue asking questions without shame.

"Is there a faster way to make money? No matter what you do, we really need to know now."

The purple-haired boy rubbed his chin, casually pointed to a certain building outside, and said with a malicious smile: "Of course it's that kind of job, you should all know about it."

He thought that the fusangshen in front of him were all human beings, and seeing their painting style far surpassing that of passers-by, he thought that they must have been masters who lingered in the circle of women before.

Unexpectedly, they looked at each other for a few seconds, shook their heads at the same time, and looked over with eager curiosity.This moment made him extremely embarrassed, he could only scratch his face, and asked back in disbelief: "Hey, you don't know, you don't even know this kind of thing, are you really a man?"

——Hehe, it's bigger than you when you take it out... Wait a minute, that's not the point.

Resisting the urge to hit someone (god), they could only continue to ask silently with their eyes, obviously they must get an answer.

"Ahhhhhh, I really lost to you... Isn't it a cowherd? A man who is good-looking and short of money will choose to do it. It's like getting rich overnight, okay?"

Seeing that the group of "artifacts" were still confused, he could only lean over and continued mysteriously: "If you are caught by a rich woman, that would be great, the price for one night's contract is cheaper than that of an ordinary person for a month." The salary is high. If you are taken care of for a long time, tsk tsk tsk..."

He shook his head with emotion, and looked at his small body with some regret—it would be great if he could be taller... No, no, as a god, he can't be so depraved, he doesn't live by selling his appearance!

Pulling back his wandering thoughts in time, he poked Candlestick Che who had a complex expression beside him, and said with gossipy concern: "How about it, do you choose to do this? To be honest, you have to do it with this face. Celebrities are good enough, and a mere job in a Cowboy's shop is nothing to worry about."

...Do you really want to sell your hue?Although it is for the sake of the master, but if he is infected with someone else's smell, he will definitely be disgusted, right?

Just imagining it is unbearable, and I can only shake my head violently.Although Little Short Knife didn't know much about that kind of thing, but he couldn't bear the thought of being with others, so he could only grab the purple-haired boy's sleeve and said in a soft voice: "That, that, and other things. Work, no matter how hard or tiring it is! I, I will do it well!"

Seeing him being so serious, Yato realized that he was joking too much, and now he could only think hard.As far as the fields he is involved in are nothing more than daily chores, no matter how hard you work, you can't make much money.Especially when thinking about God Si Kang's food intake, he felt that even if he worked hard with twenty artifacts, he might not be able to earn his daily meal money.

——It seems that these guys are not ordinary hard work...

"By the way, the spring festival is just about to start, why don't you go sell some things!" Thinking of the cherry blossoms and fruits that he ate in the morning, he suddenly had a flash of inspiration, and he suggested excitedly: "As far as your cooking skills are concerned, it's almost as easy as hand. It’s enough to do some simple dessert sales!”

The audio companion had never thought that he was so reliable, so he couldn't help giving him a high look at this moment, and echoed: "Yeah, those like sugar apples and octopus balls are selling very well, and you can also get some small toys as sets Prizes with hoops or balloons."

While talking, even she herself became excited, like a girl, she looked at her master with full expectation: "Let's go help too, just use the bonus we won yesterday as capital!"

Hearing this, Yedou could almost see the coin flying away with its wings inserted, and immediately covered the glass bottle in his arms, and complained like a knife in his heart: "Banyin, you... are you bewitched by beauty? ! This is the money to build the shrine, how can I take it out!"

"Obviously Sikangshen won it yesterday, so don't try to take it all for yourself!"

The accompaniment sound is like an elder who hates iron and steel, and wants to hold his head very much, but considering each other's identities, he can only say to Ji Zhenfu with embarrassment: "Master Yato is just joking, and we will Just go shopping, just in time for the special price."

——Since she was the artifact of this impoverished god, she had learned nothing else, but learned to collect special information, and any disturbance within a hundred meters could not escape her ears.

On the way here just now, she heard two aunts discussing the purchase of special prices, and said that they had to queue up around five o'clock, otherwise they would not be able to grab it.

Looking at the watch on the wall now, there is less than half an hour left.

"But there is still a client whose work has not been completed!" Yato, who is very professional, couldn't bear his breach of contract, so he quickly retreated to the corner, trying to escape her clutches, "You know, I won't deceive anyone A believer, this is the most basic quality of being a god!"

——When you are lying about eating, drinking, and deceiving people, I can't see your quality as a god at all...

She rolled her eyes, hugged her shoulders and said, "They don't know the way, and they can't find that place at all, so I can only lead the way. Anyway, it's just cleaning up, so it can be done without me."

"Hey, you are evading work in the most naked way! And a god without a divine weapon, that's still absurd... Hey, hey, are you listening to me? Don't run away!"

Before he finished complaining, he saw the soundtrack made a grimace, quickly jumped out of the window, and waved to the fusangshen who were confused about the situation, "Follow me, the sale time is about to start! "

Ye Dou saw the glass bottle in her arms with sharp eyes, touched his arms again, and collapsed in despair.

——Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!His dream, his future!

Ignoring the purple-haired boy who had solidified into a sculpture, the fusang gods only focused on the young god.

"Then at least one must be left to accompany the master."

Although every blade wants to fight for it, no matter who is left behind, it will cause a war. In the end, they can only choose to leave the least threatening five tigers to retreat.

"Tui-chan, follow your master carefully, and you can't leave even a single step." The blue-haired Taidao urged worriedly, and after thinking about it, he leaned into his brother's ear and added a few words: "When you encounter a situation that you can't deal with, , just ask the master to call other people's names, just like last night, and find a chance to restore them to human form."

——Although the competition for favor will become more serious after all the blades come out, but compared to the safety of the master, these are not important at all.

There are priorities, and he is very clear about this.

The little dagger nodded, watched them leave, and ran to sit beside the young god with a bunch of sword bodies in his arms.He actually wanted to say something to ease the atmosphere, but when he saw that his master was still in a daze, he could only turn to look at Yato, who was squatting on the ground and petrified.

"Mr. Yato, are you going to leave now?"

Stared timidly by those big amber eyes, the purple-haired boy walked out as if he had lost his soul, "Yeah, it's time to go to the next house..."

Because they were not far away, even if they walked slowly, the three of them arrived at the entrustment place before the scheduled time.The owner of this house is a bachelor, and he is very uncertain about housework, so the room is so messy that ordinary people can't imagine.

Yetou saw the cover of the disc exposed under the bed with sharp eyes, which was obviously for er.kou games, so he couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth at this moment.

"Ah, these are just a gift from a friend, please don't mind!" The boy rushed to the bed, stuffed all kinds of discs in hard, and argued with a flushed face.

——I'm not your mother, why do you have to explain this to me...

Silently complaining in his heart, he still had a professional smile on his face, raised the cleaning tool in his hand and said, "Leave it to us here, please go to the living room to rest for a while."

The boy could only turn around and leave, as if he was very worried about the pile of things under the bed.

After closing the door, Yeto complained very tiredly: "This expression, it can't be that there is a sex doll hidden inside..."

The sword masters were furious in an instant, especially Hasebe, who couldn't wait to draw their swords to face each other, "What bad thoughts is this guy trying to instill in the Lord! I must cut him!"

——Although Daojian Fusangshen doesn't have much contact with the world, it doesn't mean they don't have basic common sense.Seeing those gong.kou pictures and hearing X-gas dolls, it is easy to think of its function...

From Yato's perspective, he could only see a bunch of swords jumping around, and a few sword blades were glowing red.His bad taste came up immediately, he rushed to the side of the bed, stretched out his hand and lifted the bed board, "Hahaha, let me see to the end...?!"

The bed board fell down again with a "click", he turned around with a blushing face, and smiled dryly, "Nothing, I didn't see anything!"

But soon a pair of translucent hands passed through the bed, followed by the turbulent twin peaks, and then the beautiful face was revealed.She squinted her eyes, giggled and said, "Damn it, why are you so rude, it will ruin people."

"Don't, don't say such misleading words!" The essentially innocent boy was about to smoke from the top of his head, and he didn't dare to look back, so he could only hide his panic by roaring, "You monster... "

A pair of cool lotus root arms wrapped around his shoulders, and the woman tilted her head coquettishly, sticking to his ear and laughing: "What, is there such an innocent boy in the world? How cute. How about Let's do something interesting with my sister and me, I promise you will be very comfortable~"

The last few words had a seductive fragrance, which made him dizzy, as if he had been possessed by an evil spirit, and he wanted to nod his head desperately.But before he could make a move, he slammed the knife into his stomach and shouted very angrily: "You bastard, do you want to perform live sex in front of the Lord! Quickly wake me up !"

If possible, what the brunette wants to hit is three inches below the navel, but there is really no way to do it with his own body, there is always a feeling that he will be stained...

Thanks to him, Yedou can only kneel on the ground and hold his stomach, unable to stand up at all, "You guy...you shot too hard! Do you really want to kill me!"

Onlookers Daojian wanted to applaud, but when he saw the shadow behind him, the timid Fu Sangshen could only hide behind the elderly group and tremble.

"It hurts so much, don't you all have a gentle heart towards women?!" The originally beautiful face gradually twisted into a ball, and her skin also tightened, becoming like dry bark, and kept emitting "Crackling" creepy sound.

"Men are all the same... Heartbroken, there is no good thing!"

Her voice no longer had the mellow and melodious voice just now, and now it was simply the iron plates rubbing against each other, so sharp that it could almost pierce the eardrum.

The purple-haired boy rolled on the spot and quickly stood up, "Damn it, this is about to go berserk, accompanying voice!"

He called out habitually, but when he felt something empty in his hands, he remembered——the artifacts he owns are still being purchased in the supermarket!It has been said that a god without a divine weapon can't do it at all!When will that guy come back?

"Jie Jie Jie—the smell on your body is really fragrant, and that child is a very delicious tonic." The monster who transformed into a shriveled old woman was laughing wildly, her long black hair moved like vines, and instantly Entangling the bodies of the two targets, "It's so weak, it's interesting to struggle as much as you can."

"Damn it, damn it! Without the divine weapon..." He was so wrapped up that he couldn't move at all, no matter how hard Yato tried, he could only wriggle in vain, unable to earn this strange force at all.

——If there is an accompanying sound by his side, he can handle this kind of monster in three seconds!By the way, the child's artifacts are still with him, as long as he is willing to call them...

"Sikang, call them! As long as you have the artifact in your hand, this kind of monster is...!"

The second half of the words were swallowed by himself.

In the line of sight, the child who was also rolled into a ball, at this moment, lightly struggled, and the hair all over his body turned into shreds.His blood-red eyes were calm, as if watching a farce, he reached out and pulled out the long knife at his waist, tilted his head and said, "It's just this level, it's too boring."

——Wait a minute, that vibrating wooden knife seems... just an ordinary knife, not a divine weapon at all, how could it be able to kill monsters!

"At least change to a knife?! Do you really have no common sense, this is totally unacceptable!"

He was heartbroken to teach, wishing he could go on the field and give some guidance, so that the other party could see what is called a god's fighting style.

But the expression of the young god didn't move, he just raised the blade slowly, and continued to say in a calm tone: "No matter what kind of knife it is, the key is to see who uses it. That's the most important thing."

"And how do you know that wooden knives can't kill people?"

——No, that's not a human, it's a monster. Ordinary mortal weapons can't hurt its flesh at all!

He really wanted to rush up and shake the kid's head to see if he could hear the sound of water inside.There are not a few gods who have come into contact with it. This is really the first time I have seen such a character!

No common sense, no brains, no popularity!It is simply a three-no product!

Just when he was complaining crazily, the opponent's monster couldn't hold back and made a move.Its body is very light and it moves entirely by its hair, so it looks like a giant spider.

Its fighting method also relies on "spinning silk", wrapping the hands and feet of its prey with its hair, and then go up to devour the opponent in one fell swoop.In the past, it was completely invincible, so even if it was just broken free, it had no sense of crisis at all, and still threw a lot of hair to wrap around that petite god!

But this time, it didn't even have time to touch the opponent's body, and watched the long hair cut into countless sections by the wooden knife.At the same time, a shadow that was faster than light jumped up, and the moment it saw those bloody eyes, it was suddenly penetrated through the body!

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

It screamed miserably, and its messy hair kept slicing across the wall and the ground, struggling desperately as if trying to grab something.

But the seemingly weak child was unmoved, still staring directly at its terrifying face indifferently, and said without emotion: "Farewell."

When the wooden knife was stirred in its body, it caused a thunderous force, and a burst of strong light exploded almost instantly!

A ray of orange-red divine power soared into the sky, piercing straight through the roof, completely dyeing the sky above into the color of burning clouds.Fortunately, as dusk approached, it did not cause panic among the nearby residents. They only felt that today's sunset was particularly shocking.

But whether it is for Yato or other gods, this power cannot be ignored.It's like blatantly announcing that I have come to this world, and this is just to say hello to you.

"Hey, hey, this is really..." Opening his eyes that were a little out of focus after being irradiated by the strong light, the purple-haired boy stood up and sighed weakly: "It's a bit exaggerated... You guy, really Isn't he some kind of god of war against the sky, who can actually use mortal weapons to kill monsters, and can make such a big commotion..."

——If it was replaced by a divine weapon, the scene just now would be unimaginable... Maybe it would directly blow a hole in the heavens?

He suddenly looked forward to seeing the panicked expressions on the faces of those aloof gods. It must be very ridiculous, right?