How to use the god judge[Comprehensive]

"It hurts, it hurts... What's going on, my whole body looks like it's about to fall apart..."

The sun was already high when he got up, and the aftereffects of the hangover made him dizzy, but not enough to ignore the aches and pains coming from all over his body.That feeling is like being picked up, rounded and smashed on the ground, and finally placed under the wheels of the car and crushed repeatedly. In short, not a single bone in the whole body is intact.

Yato sat in the corridor, recalling what happened last night with dull eyes.I can remember everything before I got drunk, including the kid who claimed to be the God of Scone and his pile of artifacts...

——By the way, why is that kid gone?Could it be some accident?

He stood up abruptly, and staggered along the corridor, just about to call out the other party's name twice, but suddenly found that the road ahead was completely submerged by cherry blossom petals.

...Is this amount the removal of ten cherry blossom trees?Who on earth is so insane, making a good shrine look like this? !

He couldn't imagine what happened here before, but he felt vaguely that this matter had a lot to do with the person (God) he was looking for, but he couldn't tell the reason why the other party did this.

It can't be some new type of prank, right?This is so boring.

While guessing wildly, he worked hard to dig a passage and walked towards the location of the vestibule in his memory.But one used too much force, and he jumped out of the sea of ​​cherry blossoms, and fell to the ground in a state of embarrassment, with his waist just on a large broom.

"It hurts, it hurts! My waist is going to be completely broken!" He rolled over, wailing on his back, but he didn't want to be surrounded by a group of strangely dressed people.

——The faces of these people look familiar...

"Ah! It's you guys!" He sat up abruptly, rubbing his hands on his waist, and looked around, "It's Scone's artifact! But the amount doesn't seem right..."

——Compared to what you see in the photo, these are less than half now.

The blue-haired Taidao reached out to help him up, and said with a warm smile, "Thanks to Mr. Yato, we had a very meaningful night."

The inexplicable sound of these words made him feel cold all over, and subconsciously tightened his clothes.But this not only didn't relieve it, but made him notice that there was always a feeling of emptiness in his pants.

He lowered his head in a daze, and reached out to touch it—the underwear was gone, and the pants were put on directly, plus the "happy night" last night...

"I, I saved you, and I served you delicious food and drinks. I never thought that you would do such a thing that is inferior to beasts..." Covering his face, the purple-haired boy burst into tears as if he didn't want money , Wow wah wow rushed out of their encirclement.

——The chastity that Yato-sama has kept for hundreds of years is gone...

Seeing this, Ji Zhenfu got together and whispered together.

"Did he remember what happened when he was beaten up last night?"

"Did you strike too hard, why do you feel that he is even more stupid than yesterday?"

"A-actually, he can't be blamed entirely, it's all because of the alcohol, so let's pretend nothing happened..."

"Tui Jiang is really a kind child, my brother is really pleased."

Just like this, they talked to each other, turned over what happened last night, and cast caring glances at Yato who was hiding in the corner.

The purple-haired boy was already very sad. Seeing them like this now, he always felt that no matter how he looked at them, he had malicious intentions.

——Yato-sama likes girls, no matter how good-looking a man is, he is still a man!What's more, there are still a group of artifacts of unknown origin!

In this way, isn't the god Sikang, who is surrounded by them all the year round, very dangerous...? !

He looked around, trying to find the poor little man who had been tortured by the vicious artifact, and then he saw that the other party was sitting on the bench, with exquisitely crafted cherry blossoms and fruits beside him.An artifact in the form of a boy is busy feeding, and on the other side is an artifact in the form of a tall man with a blindfold, holding a water glass in his hand, for fear that he will not eat well and stick to his throat, so he is always on standby middle.

——Wait a minute, this treatment is too good!Just, even if there is a virginity crisis, it doesn't seem to be... No, no, I can't think like this, how can I be so depraved as a god!

He rushed forward aggressively, ignored the obstruction of the artifacts, and sat directly beside the young god, hugging his shoulders and said solemnly.

"Wagashi... can you share it with me? I haven't eaten anything since I woke up this morning. I'm so hungry..."

The Fusangshen were speechless for a while, Mayumi Sakurai tilted his head, stretched out his hand to squeeze a wagashi on the plate, and tried to hand it to his mouth.

"Ah—" Yato opened his mouth wide, waiting happily.

But before the wagashi's soft and sticky skin touched his lips, the accompanying voice, who had been watching for a long time, covered his mouth and nose, and said disgustedly: "It smells so strong of alcohol, Yato-sama, you should go wash up first."

Hearing this, before he could react, the black-haired Wakizawa took the dessert from the young god's hand, obviously premeditated for a long time.

——How does it feel, if he really ate it just now, he would be beaten up by these strange artifacts until he spit it out?

At first he wanted to protest, but now he could only thank his own artifact for his wit, so he stole a few from the plate, jumped up and ran away.

"I'll be back when I'm done!"

Seeing that only his back was left when he ran away, Michizane Sugawara, who was holding a pipe beside him, smiled helplessly, and said, "This guy is always frizzy, and I don't know how many jokes people have seen."

He also stretched out his hand, picked up a wagashi from the wooden plate, put it in his mouth and chewed it carefully.Originally it was just the most common dessert, but the sweetness echoed between the mouth and mouth, coupled with the spiritual power stained on the petals, it is really refreshing.

"Your artifact is really ingenious." Taking the handkerchief presented by Bu Yu respectfully, he wiped his fingers, as if remembering something, and said, "That's not quite right, they are still different from artifacts in essence. Yes, it might as well be a spirit born from the sword."

Fu Sangshen were not panicked when their identities were exposed by a single word. After all, this god who is known as the god of learning naturally knows a lot.

"We didn't mean to disturb, but we just happened to be here. If there is anything wrong, I hope you will forgive me." Taro Tachi practiced Shinto, and he knew these gods quite well, so he stood up and acted as the diplomatic spokesperson this time.

Sugawara Michizane knocked on the pipe, his eyes fell on Mayumi Sakurai who was quietly sitting on the bench, and pointed out: "It's okay, as long as you don't go astray, then Tenmangu will always welcome you to come."

If Yato could see it, he could see it too.Although this child has the god position, his heart is still not free from the shackles, and he will degenerate if he is not careful.And judging from the divine power he felt, if he really took that step, this person would probably be much more terrifying than the God of Misfortune.

In order not to cause confusion in the future, he decided to give some advice and said, "If a shrine is built and it is worshiped by incense all year round, it will not be displaced. In my opinion, this child has never had a believer. You might as well try to stay in the world first." Make your mark."

"No need."

The young god who had been silent all this time jumped off the bench, his blood-colored eyes showed a little gloom, he looked up at him, and said slowly, "I just want to know how to get back to where we came from."

——Send the Fusangshen back to the Government of Time, and he will go to find that man alone.This position already restricted his next actions, so how could he strengthen it?He wanted to get rid of it more, but unfortunately he couldn't.

The expression on his face was cold and decisive, and he was completely different from the cute and ignorant one last night.All the fusangshen came up with an idea at the same time - if the master can be drunk all the time, will it make him return to a carefree look?But they completely ignored the wishes of the other party. If they did that, they would seem too selfish...

The atmosphere suddenly became heavy.

Michizane Sugawara shook his head pretending to be helpless, and said: "You can only ask yourself about this kind of thing, I really can't help. Ah, why don't you let Yato lead you to look around, I just have something to ask him to do. "

He took a piece of paper and a five-yen coin from Wang Yu, handed it to the voice assistant, and said with a smile: "Anyway, he is busy, so you can just bring it to him for me. Alas, the old man got up too early. It’s easy to get a headache, I have to go back and catch up on the sleep.”

After speaking, he didn't care what the other party's reaction was, and he left with his own sister group of gods.

So when Yato, who had finished washing and had changed into new underwear somewhere, he could only hold the note and sulk.

"Ahhh, that old man who looks down on people, I will build a shrine bigger than him sooner or later!" After finishing speaking, he still collected the five yen coins, and patted the shoulder of the young god energetically, "Don't frown Yes, do something interesting with me? Maybe when you go somewhere, you will meet the government of time you mentioned. This kind of thing is that the boat will go straight to the bridge!"

If there is an extra guide for free, the Fusangshen will naturally not mind, but as soon as they see the hand resting on their master, they immediately isolate him. I will trouble you to lead the way ahead."

I don't know why, but now seeing this artifact with a smile on his face, Yato is frightened all over, wishing to run away.But when he thought that these were beautiful labor forces, he didn't care about so much, and immediately opened the way in front of him like a dog.

——If only he had so many artifacts, it would be great, one can be sent out to take care of the children, one can be sent out to help people clean up the bathroom, and one can be sent out to clean up the kennel...

He couldn't help falling into fantasy again.The accompanying voice at the side could naturally tell what he was thinking, and couldn't help covering his face.

——Let the artifact do the handyman, only this man with sweaty hands can figure it out, right?I hope that when I know the truth later, I won't be beaten half to death by those artifacts...

She silently lit a wax for the other party in her heart.