Zai Zai Planet Farm [Rebirth]

what sound?

Guan Yu's heart skipped a beat, and when he lowered his head, he saw a chubby purple cabbage figure standing at his feet.

Its body is as big as the fists of four adults, and its black-lined limbs are much thicker than those of the Potato Man. Coupled with his short and puffy body, it looks particularly simple and solid.

Guan Yu squatted down to look at it, only to find that it was a head shorter than Tudou, with a thick black line on his right arm supporting the black-rimmed glasses on his face, and his eyes were black lines with a squinted black spot, and it A straight expressionless mouth is put together, and the word [呵呵] is short of matching it next to it.

It gave Guan Yu a slanting look, with a strong disdain in its eyes, and it raised its foot to walk into the room.

Guan Yu also has a temper. He squatted down and moved his feet to block its path, and teased it, "I haven't invited you in yet, have I?"

Worried that he would be touched, the purple cabbage villain took a step back reflexively, because the purple spherical body swayed a bit because of the too fast movement, and it was thanks to the two thick legs that he stabilized his figure.

Guan Yu laughed out loud, stretched out his hand to poke its swollen belly, and said, "What are you hiding from? Who is the coward?"

"Childish." The purple cabbage villain coldly shot another icy gaze, took another step back to avoid Guan Yu's fingers, and maintained the movement of holding the glasses with one hand very well, "Going in is In order for you to complete my task quickly, don't delay me doing the questions."

Xueba's personality cannot be collapsed.

Seeing the purple cabbage villain pretending to be serious, Guan Yu wanted to laugh even more.

Xiaotangtang was originally waiting in the bedroom according to Guan Yu's instructions, but when she suddenly heard the voice of her father talking to someone, she wanted to come out curiously.

But he was afraid that his father would find him sneaking out, so he put a bright yellow blanket over his head, and rubbed it into the living room bit by bit.

After Guan Yu heard the movement, he turned his head and saw a moving blanket and Tangtang's right foot wearing a small sneaker sticking out.

Guan Yu was amused by his self-deception, cleared his throat, and deliberately asked in a deep tone: "Tangtang, didn't Dad tell you to wait in the bedroom?"

Found by dad!

Tangtang, who was buried in the blanket, immediately froze, thinking that her father would not be able to see her, but the blanket on her head was lifted off in the next second.

The baby's golden soft short hair is disheveled, and the deep sea-like eyes, one blue and one green, looked at Guan Yu pitifully, like a cute kitten, begging for mercy: "Dad, Tangtang didn't do it on purpose." ..."

"It's okay, Dad was teasing you." Guan Yu frowned, and smoothed Tangtang's hair caressingly. When he came back to his senses, he found that the villain Purple Cabbage had taken the opportunity to move into the living room, walking towards the table at an extremely slow pace. move.

The little baby also found the moving purple ball, called out "Ah!", raised his voice and asked excitedly, "Dad! Is this another little potato man?" People hold it high.

Before Guan Yu could speak, the purple cabbage villain was the first to refute. The tadpole eyes on his raised purple face were full of sharp wisdom: "I'm not a potato, and don't compare me with a potato. I can recite 99 multiplication silently." Biao, will it know? Every day, I will know how to cultivate immortals and overcome tribulations."

Guan Yu: ...

Tangtang only understood the first sentence, and became more interested in this villain who is not a potato. She moved her long eyelashes like butterfly wings and asked, "Then who are you?"

"I am Purple Cabbage, and I have full marks in all eight subjects of language, mathematics, morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor, and mentality is my strong point." The purple cabbage villain introduces himself to Tangtang seriously while holding his glasses, trying hard to jump onto the chair .

But its body is too bulky to jump up at all.

Tangtang has been paying attention to its movements, and when he found that he was in trouble, he directly held the little purple cabbage figure to the chair with two small hands, and finally touched its head lightly in the way of petting a kitten or puppy. round head.

The villain of purple cabbage moved his mouth twice, his black eyeballs moved to the other direction and didn't look at Tangtang, he seemed to feel a bit lost, and after a long while, he whispered, "Thank you."

"You're welcome!" The cheerful Tangtang didn't care at all, and simply lay down on the chair and stared at it steadfastly.

Seeing that Tangtang is so cute and well-behaved, Guan Yu smiled and nodded lightly, and then heard the roar of the hovering car again from outside the door.

It turned out that the black suspended transport ship of the official store returned with the robot Doudou.

The potatoes for the research institute and Zhong Yang have all been delivered smoothly. Guan Yu thanked the black robot in the official store and watched them leave. Doudou, who got off the transport ship, quickly opened the big package at the door to see what was inside. thing.

The robot Doudou has a strong body and quick response, and can quickly deal with possible dangers in the package.

Following the order, Doudou carried the big package far away. After tearing open the package bag with a metal palm and checking it thoroughly, Doudou replied loudly: "Everything is safe. I brought the package back."

Guan Yu, who had been paying attention to Tangtang, finally breathed a sigh of relief. After entering the room with Doudou, he began to check the items in the package.

The package contained the boy's tops and pants, shoes and socks, hats, lotion gum, children's folding chairs, small toilets, picture book toys, etc., and there was even a bright yellow metal car for children that could be assembled.

These are all items that Guan Yu once wanted to buy but put off because of his lack of money, but he never told anyone, how could a "Mr. T" suddenly appear and kindly help him buy them all?

Could it be that his account of the interstellar online store was stolen?

Or is this a popular bullying and selling scam in the interstellar world?As long as he uses these things, a few robots will suddenly appear and ask him to pay a high price?

Guan Yu was on guard, thought for a moment and decided to put these things away first, and don't move around to avoid any trouble.

Now that he has made money, he can also buy things for Tangtang himself, and he doesn't need to buy from others.

Guan Yu ordered Doudou to pack his things, and when he came back to his senses, he found that Tangtang was lying on the chair and the little purple cabbage man was staring at each other face to face, the little baby's eyes were almost cross-eyed.

Guan Yu put Tangtang into his arms with a corner of his mouth, put the purple cabbage figure on the table and asked it: "You came to see me, what do you want me to do for you?"

Guan Yu has already mastered the routines of these small plant people, and only after helping them fulfill their wishes to unlock achievements can he obtain the corresponding planting skills.

The purple cabbage villain was eye-to-eye with Tangtang, and his eyes were dazzled. After hearing Guan Yu's words, he immediately became energetic, shook his head to restore the black eyeballs to their original positions, and hurriedly said: "I am different from Tudou, you Come to a match with me, you just need to beat me!"

"Competition?" Guan Yu was still puzzled and asked suspiciously, "Competition for what?"

"Words, morals, intelligence, body, beauty, you can choose whatever you want." The purple cabbage villain pushed his glasses, with an expression that he was sure of winning.

"...We two compare?" Guan Yu is not afraid that he won't be able to compare with this villain, but he knows too many things better than the villain, so won't he become a big bully?

"Are you scared?" The purple cabbage villain snorted mockingly, pointed his thick black arm straight at Tangtang in Guan Yu's arms, and his eyes shone hotly, "Then let him compare!"

Tangtang stared at the purple cabbage villain in a daze, with the expression [What are you talking about?I’m just a baby and I don’t understand anything.jpg].

Guan Yu's expression became serious: Tangtang compares it with the purple cabbage villain.

The purple cabbage villain who knows the 99 multiplication table can be regarded as a second-grade chicken. Although Tangtang speaks early and is smart, he has not yet entered kindergarten, so he can be regarded as a kindergarten. Kindergarten. Small. Class chicken.

Although they are both rookies, there is still a big gap in strength between the two of them. If you want to satisfy the purple cabbage villain's wish and win it, you have to help Tangtang.

Guan Yu pondered for a moment, then came up with a compromise, and suggested: "Okay, you compete with Tangtang, and I'll be the referee. Each of you asks one question, and I give one question. How about winning two out of three rounds with three questions?" In this way, you can control the content of a question, and you can slightly increase Tangtang's chances of winning.

The purple cabbage villain was full of confidence, and nodded in agreement: "Okay, that's it."

The game is still a bit complicated for the two-year-old Tangtang.Guan Yu hugged him and explained to him for a while, looking at Tangtang's confused eyes, he always felt that he still didn't quite understand.

The purple cabbage villain kept urging the game to start, Guan Yu sighed, and had no choice but to give up trying to make a small fuss about Tangtang before the game.

Chicks peck each other for the first time, start!

With a confident smile on the corner of the purple cabbage man's mouth, he quietly said the first question:

[Question: What is 8 multiplied by 6? 】

Tangtang, who is just two years old, can't even count from 1 to 10. How can she know multiplication?He just watched the purple cabbage villain's black-lined mouth move around, grinning cutely.

Guan Yu's eyes darkened, and the next second he heard the villain Purple Cabbage answering the question himself: "It's equal to 48! I won!"

It stood on the spot and hopped with difficulty, raised two black lines and waved its arms and shouted; Tangtang kid was still out of the situation, watching the purple cabbage villain's excited jumping movements with a smile, and let his father watch it too .

Guan Yu sighed silently, and rubbed Tangtang's fluffy head with his big hands.

It's not Tangtang's fault for losing this round, after all, for the little chickens in the kindergarten, this question is beyond the outline.

The chicks peck each other for the second round, and it's Tangtang's turn to pose a question.

Guan Yu asked the little baby to come up with a question. Seeing that Tangtang tilted his head and didn't seem to understand, he asked him in simple terms: "What is Tangtang best at? What do you want to do now?"

Tangtang squinted her eyes, pointed at the box of crayons on the table with her fleshy arms, and softly said, "Draw the sun!"

Ever since Guan Yu bought crayons for the baby, Tangtang has fallen in love with drawing. He can write and draw on white paper with crayons for an hour without feeling tired. Drawing is indeed his strong point.

Guan Yu became less nervous. He found two red crayons and white paper and placed them in front of the baby and the purple cabbage respectively. In order to prevent the two from cheating, he also took a big picture book and put it in the middle to separate the two of them from seeing each other.

Tangtang held the crayon with ease and started to draw: draw a circle first, and then fill the inside of the circle—exactly the same as when making a skirt for the Potato Man.

Guan Yu looked at the crooked circle with right angles, and felt a little uneasy in his heart. He turned his head to see the progress of the purple cabbage villain, but he almost burst out laughing.

The hands of the purple cabbage villain are two black straight lines, which cannot bend or hold the cylindrical crayons.

The villain of purple cabbage holds the paintbrush between two chopstick-like hands, trying hard to draw a circle on the white paper.But the crayon was out of control at all, and only drew a small crooked red line, and then "slapped" it fell on the paper.

Purple Cabbage was so angry that he was panting heavily, and when he looked up, he saw Guan Yu's handsome face flushed from a suppressed smile, he hummed dissatisfied, and bent down his chubby body with difficulty, ready to pick up the crayon and draw again , candy candy is over.

With an imperfect red heart sun on one side and three crooked lines on the other, Tangtang won this match.

After announcing the results,!Tangtang, who was praised by his father, was very happy, while the purple cabbage villain angrily beat the black line's leg with his black line hand, pursed his lips tightly, raised his head and said: "Again! There is another one!"

It was finally the last round, and this time it was Guan Yu's turn to ask questions.

The corners of his mouth raised slowly, he cleared his throat seriously, and said his exam questions:

[Question: When everyone is an only child, what do you want to call the son of your mother's husband's father's grandson's grandson's grandson's son? 】

The author has something to say: I saw the nutrient solution voted by the little ones and the author’s favorite, I love you!

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